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  1. I include a packet from the County Council on how to change a child's name in case this is of use to you.

    I hope that you had a fruitful Equinox and wish you a wonderful Samhain!

    Blessed be!

    Doreen M. Clutterbuck
    Headteacher

    #InsularKingdoms #VillageSchool

  2. Please wrap up warm if you are celebrating #Lupercalia this week! As health, fertility and purification are universal Spring themes, we don't see any reason why parents should object to any of the fun and age-appropriate activities we have planned for the #VillageSchool.

    #InsularKingdoms

  3. Congratulations to former #VillageSchool pupil Cybele Hattock, who was recently featured in a national newspaper for having absolutely no connection whatever to the Astral Plane! We always knew you were special, Cybele!

    #InsularKingdoms

  4. The #VillageSchool children have had rather a lot of disruption this term so we're all hoping Ms Shipton, with all her years of experience, will give Seal Class some stability. I brought Ms Loge in the Office some coffee and asked what they thought. "It's a shame when minority hires don't work out," I said, "but honestly, some people are just looking to be offended."

    #InsularKingdoms

  5. Tomothy is a bright, charming boy and an enthusiastic contributor to discussion in Seal Class. We all love his energy and commitment, and we are sure he will find a part in many #VillageSchool productions going forward.

    Bright Yule to you and your family!

    Svanhild Avebury
    Headteacher

  6. Dear Ms Carruthers

    We are so sorry to hear of your son Tomothy's disappointment that, due to a hiring which unfortunately did not work out, Seal Class is no longer taught by a member of your minority religion and his plans for an Activity Play have been put on hold.

    While the #VillageSchool was supportive of the Activity Play, and Ms Nin-Zid even lent one of her patchwork jackets as a coat of many colours for Tomothy to wear in his role as your religious figure, Joseph...

    #InsularKingdoms

  7. So sorry I haven't posted in a little while! Everything has been busy since the Big Storm and Mr Sanders and Mr Hernesworn having to be rescued after they were out foraging in the woods when the storm hit. Also there's the Solstice coming up. It isn't a huge festival but the #VillageSchool children do love to gather evergreens and bring home the Yule log.

    #InsularKingdoms

  8. The #VillageSchool will open again on Monday after assessment of the roof damage from the Big Storm has been completed. Does anyone have emergency contact details for Mr Sanders or Mr Hernesworn? Neither of them are answering their phones. To be fair Mr Sanders never does anyway, but Mr Hernesworn is usually very diligent about keeping in touch.

    #InsularKingdoms

  9. Could everyone please note that the #VillageSchool Solstice Fyre will take place on the Thursday before Yule (wrap up warm, and do remember to thank Mobedyar Phillips from the Fire Temple for very kindly volunteering once again to be Fyre Marshal).

    The #VillageSchool Solstice *Fayre* is on the afternoon of the second *Friday* before Yule. We don't want a repeat of last year's confusion and hard feelings over items going up in flames that were intended for the Jumble Stall.

    #InsularKingdoms

  10. Come along to the Autumn Market at the #VillageSchool for all your #Samhain needs! Attractions will include

    - 🍂adorable decorations made by the children themselves, proceeds to the School Fund🍂
    - 👻Mx Loge's Tombola 👻
    - 🎃Synchronised Lantern Carving Demonstration with Lilith, Tanith and Emaleth Moonshadow (sit in the front three rows at your own risk)🎃
    - 🧁 Elsie And Doris's Famous Cake Stall🧁

    #InsularKingdoms

  11. I'm not sure about the new teacher at the #VillageSchool. It's great that we have enough enrollment to add Seal Class to Bat Class, Chough Class and Hare Class, particularly as Mr Sanders has been so irritable lately, but something about this guy seems *off*. I asked Mx Loge what they thought.

    "What, about how the Little Free Library can't seem to keep murder mysteries in stock, and Blidwen was complaining last week that it was full of porn?" said Mx Loge.

    #InsularKingdoms

  12. @jewwhohasitall I thought one of the connections was 'baby names'. I don't think we've had an Oryx at the #VillageSchool yet but it's certainly pretty. Also, isn't 'Ash Black, Cyber Fat' an indie graphic novel series about a plus sized vigilante who fights online scammers?

  13. #VillageSchool
    3rd Wednesday before Mabon

    Dear Ms Perry

    We were very sorry to hear about the incident yesterday while the children of Chough Class were putting up their Vine Month decorations.

    I understand that when your son Mark tried to explain to his classmate Bark Crowland that in your belief system, your prophet is known as the Living Wine, Bark replied with 'that's just Bacchus'.

    #InsularKingdoms

  14. @jewwhohasitall Yay, holidays! I need to make sure the #VillageSchool has some activities to raise awareness of Yom Saint Francis Ha'Kadosh. I think maybe they light lanterns????

  15. Dear #VillageSchool parents,

    We are very sorry that some of you found The Journey Of Inanna unsuitable for Story Time this week! We have listened to all your complaints about children 'bringing home drawings of naked corpses' and 'having nightmares about men turning into snakes'.

    However, in a majority Pagan society, children will be disadvantaged if they are not familiar with beloved stories like this one. Also, it teaches the importance of give and take among siblings!

    #InsularKingdoms

  16. This week, the children at the #VillageSchool will be celebrating Holly Month by making protective holly charms and learning about deciduous and evergreen trees. We celebrate the evergreen holly in the height of summer here in the Northern Hemisphere, acknowledging that soon it will be among the only greenery to be seen, just as its presence in winter reminds us that Holly Month will return.

    #InsularKingdoms

  17. Dear #VillageSchool staff:
    Re: Assemblies

    Can we please all make an effort to remember that we are a #multifaith School when choosing songs for Assembly? I know everyone prefers the songs we learned when we were children ourselves, and they do mostly have better tunes, but we need to be #allies to those from minority religious traditions.

    In particular:

    'Onward, Pagan Army' is unsuitable even if you leave out verses 2-4, 7-9 and all the actions.

    #InsularKingdoms

  18. #VillageSchool URGENT NOTICE

    As some of you may have noticed, the junction of School Lane and Wickery Hill is blocked at present by a delegation of Persons from the Otherworld. If this is still going on at 3.15, the children will exit the school via the back exit onto Stone Circle Road. Please note that there is very little room for parking and turning.

    Please also note that these are *not* the #RadicalFaeries whose stall was such a hit at last week's Pride March.

    #InsularKingdoms

  19. Dear #VillageSchool parents, guardians and friends:

    As we begin Litha Term we are very pleased to announce that the renovation work is finally completed and Chough Class, Hare Class and Bat Class will be returning to their usual classroom and Forest School setup. Thank you for your patience, and especial thanks to everyone who helped with the new mural. The mural depicts #Pagan and secular children clasping hands in friendship!

    #InsularKingdoms

  20. @jewwhohasitall How interesting! And a name everyone can pronounce, how sensible and forward-looking of her parents! I do feel she could show some pride in her #exotic heritage, though - I'd always assumed, as I'm sure others had, that she was descended from normal Welsh pagans. We have two little Gwyneths at the #VillageSchool and one has agnostic Welsh parents, while the other is Reorganised Druidic.

  21. Farewell Willow Moon! Welcome, Hawthorn Moon! White be the blossom, red be the fruit, hail to the Goddess, branch and root!

    An interesting fact about hawthorns is that in Serbia they are believed to repel vampires. An interesting fact about the #VillageSchool nature walks is that they do not pass through Serbia and it is therefore not necessary to stock up on fallen hawthorn branches in case you need to stake your little classmates, Gwydion F of Chough Class.

    #InsularKingdoms

  22. This is a busy #WillowMonth for us, with the Coronation between the usual big celebrations of #Beltane and the #Eurovision Song Contest, but of course today it's time to enjoy #LagBaOmer and wish the Jewish community chag sameach!

    Shiptons the Barbers in Binley Stoke are offering special deals on haircuts, and Mr Hernesworn will be holding an archery safety workshop on the #VillageSchool sports field this afternoon.

    #InsularKingdoms

  23. Danny Ardanes dropped by the #VillageSchool office to collect his cat and tell us that he was planning to go to Glastonbury to present a hand-lettered copy of his 'ancient Book of Shadows' to the King.

    "Are you totally sure about giving artefacts from the Otherworld to kings?" I said.

    "It's important information," said Mr Ardanes. "He needs to know."

    #InsularKingdoms

  24. @jewwhohasitall Bookmarking this for the #VillageSchool. I'm looking forward to learning about prominent Christian-Americans when everyone gets back online after Shabbat.

  25. REMINDER: Friday is the date for the Coven Quiz. All welcome! Please note that the quiz is, as always, set and hosted by Mr Sanders from the #VillageSchool, who has been through it lately though he did seem more cheerful this morning, so if you have friends who have competed on TV shows like Druidic Challenge or Crone Cerebrum you might want to bring them along.

    In other news, spells are requested for a swift recovery for Mr Sanders' nephew Cyril Sanders, who has shingles.

    #InsularKingdoms

  26. How interesting to visit a local Christian moot with Mandy so she could celebrate Palm Sunday! There was a beautiful working, in which members of the moot walked in procession carrying willow branches. Mandy said it represented the journey of the God into their holy city.

    We could learn a lot from the Christians about honouring urban environments in practice. I wonder if one of the technopagan circle from Binley Stoke could come to the #VillageSchool and give a talk about it?

    #InsularKingdoms

  27. URGENT SAFETY NOTICE

    Something very large has been spotted swimming in the bay. If you are a fishing industry worker and have been skimping on leaving part of your catch for the Bucca, will you please make this right as soon as possible?

    The Bucca is believed to be kind to children, but the #VillageSchool nature walk today will take the cliff path rather than the beach path, just in case.

    #InsularKingdoms

  28. I asked Mandragora if she felt like helping get the #VillageSchool flower patch ready to plant a butterfly garden next term, or sitting in on Danny Ardanes' auditions for a new High Priestess, or blessing some candles to take round to cheer up Mr Sanders, who has been incredibly grouchy since Mr Hernesworn started dating local surfing instructor Wulf Wimhof.

    She made a face, and said that she had 'taken a new religious direction' and was asking people to call her Mandy.

    #InsularKingdoms

  29. #VillageSchool notice: Bat Class will be taught by Mx Loge on Friday morning, as Mr Hernesworn has an appointment to meet his fellow second Wulf Wimhof, and attempt mediation.

    Please note this is about the Duel Of The Art between Mr Sanders and his nephew Cyril and has nothing to do with the sacred degree of Fellow Second in the mysteries of the Toadmen of Little Shugg. No one needs to roll their trousers up or wear an apron unless they were already planning to do so.

    #InsularKingdoms

  30. Some of the children at the #VillageSchool have been asking why the Pátrikablót shamrock emoji has 4 leaves, rather than 3 like an ordinary shamrock. The answer is that Pátrik miraculously found a 4-leaved shamrock & used it to resolve a dispute between rival sports leagues by dividing the country into four 'provinces' (cúige), which made it much easier to organise round robin tournaments.

    It is *not* 'an extra bit, because everyone's a little bit Christian on Pátrikablót'.

    🍀

    #InsularKingdoms

  31. The children at our #VillageSchool *all* have this Friday afternoon off as tomorrow we welcome Rowan Month and of course many children will be celebrating Lunar New Year. It turns out that the Little Free Library mystery (religion.masto.host/@PaganWhoH) was Mx Loge's way of welcoming the Year of the Rabbit! We wish a happy and auspicious New Year to all. Gong hei fat choy!

    #YearOfTheRabbit
    #GongHeiFatChoy
    #InsularKingdoms

  32. Awww, it's time to laminate coat peg and locker labels for the new arrivals in Bat Class this term! #VillageSchool We welcome Acorn, Arianrhod A, Arianrhod M, Catkin, Freydis, Orion, R'ven-Starlyghte, Swegn, Taliesin and Becky. (Bicky? Rivkah? We already have a Vikky in Chough Class, is that the same name? Does anyone know? I don't want to order it in specially and find out that it's wrong))

    We say farewell to Yosef, who is going home to #MedinatAmerica. We will miss you!

    #InsularKingdoms

  33. Most excellent fun, clean air (if slightly lesser O2), good food, great company, girls and boys and everyone playing freely and being silly, and of course, unmatched leg workout day, with over 5 hours of walking up and down on proper Himalayan trails.
    #school #picnic #education #village #Himalayas #EduTooter #EduGlow #jammu #Kashmir #cricket #VillageSchool

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