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  1. #Allegedly, #People aren't #Interested in #Anything unless #IT's #Smarter than "they/them"...

    #StoopidPeoples...

    #MyOldDumbTelly is #Still a #ReallyNice #PieceOfKit; #So... We're going to have a #LittleThink about what #ToDo with #IT...

    #TheCrazyThing is; #TheFirstAction for #MyLittleBigBuddy's #NewToyJoy was to #Disable all the #SmartBullshit; #Because, #IT's #Bullshit...

    #NeverNevermind...

    #StoopidPeoples...

    #IT's #OK; we have #VeryBigHammers and #FancyHats...!

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  2. #Allegedly, #People aren't #Interested in #Anything unless #IT's #Smarter than "they/them"...

    #StoopidPeoples...

    #MyOldDumbTelly is #Still a #ReallyNice #PieceOfKit; #So... We're going to have a #LittleThink about what #ToDo with #IT...

    #TheCrazyThing is; #TheFirstAction for #MyLittleBigBuddy's #NewToyJoy was to #Disable all the #SmartBullshit; #Because, #IT's #Bullshit...

    #NeverNevermind...

    #StoopidPeoples...

    #IT's #OK; we have #VeryBigHammers and #FancyHats...!

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  3. #Allegedly, #People aren't #Interested in #Anything unless #IT's #Smarter than "they/them"...

    #StoopidPeoples...

    #MyOldDumbTelly is #Still a #ReallyNice #PieceOfKit; #So... We're going to have a #LittleThink about what #ToDo with #IT...

    #TheCrazyThing is; #TheFirstAction for #MyLittleBigBuddy's #NewToyJoy was to #Disable all the #SmartBullshit; #Because, #IT's #Bullshit...

    #NeverNevermind...

    #StoopidPeoples...

    #IT's #OK; we have #VeryBigHammers and #FancyHats...!

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  4. #Allegedly, #People aren't #Interested in #Anything unless #IT's #Smarter than "they/them"...

    #StoopidPeoples...

    #MyOldDumbTelly is #Still a #ReallyNice #PieceOfKit; #So... We're going to have a #LittleThink about what #ToDo with #IT...

    #TheCrazyThing is; #TheFirstAction for #MyLittleBigBuddy's #NewToyJoy was to #Disable all the #SmartBullshit; #Because, #IT's #Bullshit...

    #NeverNevermind...

    #StoopidPeoples...

    #IT's #OK; we have #VeryBigHammers and #FancyHats...!

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  5. #ThisWeekend, we shall #Mostly be #Updating our #Choreography... #Again... With #VeryBigHammers™️...

    #CaptainRedBeanBearSaysSo... #BareRedBeanBear...

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  6. #BTW: #IT #LooksLike we're going to have #AnotherGloriousDay in #TheOutside...

    #TheForecast is for #MoreYellow and #VeryBigHammers™️

    We have #Trees and a #Path; you don't need to #FollowIT #IF you don't want to... But #FollowTheCountryCode; #Depending on #WhichCountry you're in...

    #IT's #Fine; #NoOneCares...

    We're #Still: #MostlyEuropean...

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  7. #NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingHumanAnatomyNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews...

    "Man is a biped without feathers."

    And,

    "#KittensAreStoopid"

    #Plato

    Born: 428/427 or 424/423 BC · Athens
    Died: 348/347 BC · Athens

    With #VeryBigHammers™️

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  8. #Meanwhile...

    #SeasonOfWitchcraft: #DayTwentyNine and #Still #StuffToDo...

    #Things are #StillReallyGood... With lots of #ShingShing, #VeryBigHammers™️ and some #OnlineChopping... We've also got #PSiReN-#Hex with #TheRightStaff™️... [The #Hashtag is #Silent]

    We're #TotallyFineForBiscuits... And, #Hooray for #NotLotRO...

    And, #FancyHats...

    We've #Still not heard from #MichaelFassbender; or #BillyBobThornton... Or, #SteveWaddington... We're guessing they/them might be a #LittleBitBusy with #SomethingElse...

    That's #OK; we have #StuffToDo... And, there's a #FreshPotOfCoffee on the #Go...

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  9. #NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingDiablo4WorldNotNews... #NotNearly24... #OftenLess... #FrequentlyFewer, with #Biscuits...

    Have the #RacistHomophobes at #SSG complied with #EULaw, yet? #StillNope™️

    #Meh - #NoOneCares; that's #Why #IT's #NotNews... #IT's #StillNotNews; #DefinitelyNotNews...

    #Meanwhile... #Back in #DiabloIVWorld; #IT's #AllGoingOn...

    #SeasonOfWitchcraft: #DayTwentyTwo and #StuffToDo with another #LunarAwakening

    #Things are #StillReallyGood... With lots of #ShingShing, #VeryBigHammers™️ and some #OnlineChopping... We've also got #PSiReN-#Hex with #TheRightStaff™️... [The #Hashtag is #Silent]

    And, #FancyHats...

    #IT's also #TotallySupported by #DolbyProLogicIIx; because #Everything's #Better with an "X" on #IT... #AlsoAvailable in #PlumAndRusty with #Portals and #SpookyStuff

    We're also #FineForBiscuits...

    #TopTip: #OnlyForProfessionals

    "The #OnlyWay to #EnjoyTheGame is to #PlayTheGame; #EverythingElse is just #DegreesOfLosing..."

    You can #QuoteMe on that #IF you #Like... #IT doesn't #AffectTheOutcome...

    #LetsSee #ExactlyHowLong #IT takes for the #Cuntards at #TheSyzitoInstituteForTheTerminallyIneffectual / #HalfChan to #CopyPasta #IT and #Pretend #IT was "they/them's" #OriginalIdea... #ShallWe... | #LookNoQuestionMark

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