#veggiehumor — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #veggiehumor, aggregated by home.social.
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"Why did the lettuce win the marathon?
Because he had a lot of green leafy power!
https://punnypeak.com/lettuce-puns/
#LettuceLaugh
#PunIntended
#SaladJokes
#VeggieHumor
#CornyPuns
#FoodieFunnies
#HealthyHumor
#GreenJokes
#LeafyLaughs
#LettuceEntertainYou
#PunnyPeak" -
https://punnypeak.com/leaf-puns/ "
" "Why did the leaf quit his job as a therapist?Because he felt un-leaf-ed!
#leafjokes #puns #funnyjokes #leaves #therapisthumor #veggiehumor #leavetherapy #hilariousjokes #unemployedleaf #LOL"
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https://punnypeak.com/asparagus-puns/
Why did the asparagus break up with the broccoli? Because it couldn't handle their stalk-ing behavior! 😂🌱 #asparaguslove #veggiehumor #foodpuns #funnyveggies #vegetablejokes #asparagusaddict #healthyhumor #foodcomedy #producepuns #laughatyourgreens -
https://punnypeak.com/squash-puns/
"Why did the squash break up with the zucchini? It just couldn't handle the pressure! 🤣🍆
#SquashPuns #VeggieHumor #ZucchiniJokes #FoodLaughs #HealthyEating #Punny #VegetableComedy #SquashLife #PlantBasedFun #JustForGiggles" -
https://punnypeak.com/okra-puns/
Why did the okra go to therapy? Because it had too much stem pressure! 🌱😂 #okra #veggiehumor #foodpuns #vegetablejokes #veganfun #funnyfood #plantbasedcomedy #farmersmarketfinds #gardenhumor #groceryshopping笑