#varnishcache — Public Fediverse posts

🚀 Oh, wow, look at #Iran playing hide-and-seek with the #internet again! Meanwhile, the article heroically returns a 403 error, leaving us all pondering the mysteries of Varnish cache servers. 🙄 Well done, technology!
https://spectrum.ieee.org/iran-internet-blackout-satellite-tv #censorship #VarnishCache #techHumor #403Error #HackerNews #ngated

🚀 Oh, wow, look at #Iran playing hide-and-seek with the #internet again! Meanwhile, the article heroically returns a 403 error, leaving us all pondering the mysteries of Varnish cache servers. 🙄 Well done, technology!
https://spectrum.ieee.org/iran-internet-blackout-satellite-tv #censorship #VarnishCache #techHumor #403Error #HackerNews #ngated

🚀 Oh, wow, look at #Iran playing hide-and-seek with the #internet again! Meanwhile, the article heroically returns a 403 error, leaving us all pondering the mysteries of Varnish cache servers. 🙄 Well done, technology!
https://spectrum.ieee.org/iran-internet-blackout-satellite-tv #censorship #VarnishCache #techHumor #403Error #HackerNews #ngated

🚀 Oh, wow, look at #Iran playing hide-and-seek with the #internet again! Meanwhile, the article heroically returns a 403 error, leaving us all pondering the mysteries of Varnish cache servers. 🙄 Well done, technology!
https://spectrum.ieee.org/iran-internet-blackout-satellite-tv #censorship #VarnishCache #techHumor #403Error #HackerNews #ngated

🚀 Oh, wow, look at #Iran playing hide-and-seek with the #internet again! Meanwhile, the article heroically returns a 403 error, leaving us all pondering the mysteries of Varnish cache servers. 🙄 Well done, technology!
https://spectrum.ieee.org/iran-internet-blackout-satellite-tv #censorship #VarnishCache #techHumor #403Error #HackerNews #ngated

WikiApiary is back online after having been down and overloaded for a long time.

Bawolff brought it back and did a ton of full stack performance work to optimise the whole system. Adding HTTP caching, tuning InnoDB, and more!

https://blog.bawolff.net/2026/03/giving-wikiapiary-kick.html

#MediaWiki #WikiApiary #Wikibase #Wikidata #VinylCache #VarnishCache #MariaDB #MySQL #webperf #SRE

🚢 Ah, the US Navy's top-secret strategy: deploy the almighty "403 Forbidden Error" to confuse the enemy into submission. Who knew the real arsenal was a Varnish cache server? 🤖💥
https://responsiblestatecraft.org/iran-strait-of-hormuz/ #USNavy #Cybersecurity #403Forbidden #VarnishCache #MilitaryStrategy #TechHumor #HackerNews #ngated

🐢💻 Oh, Cory—because clearly, the web's last hope is "interoperability" 🙄. Meanwhile, the only thing interoperating here is a 403 error and a varnish cache server. #TechSaviors 🚀🔧
https://spectrum.ieee.org/doctorow-interoperability #TechInteroperability #WebDevelopment #403Error #VarnishCache #TechSaviors #HackerNews #ngated

🐢💻 Oh, Cory—because clearly, the web's last hope is "interoperability" 🙄. Meanwhile, the only thing interoperating here is a 403 error and a varnish cache server. #TechSaviors 🚀🔧
https://spectrum.ieee.org/doctorow-interoperability #TechInteroperability #WebDevelopment #403Error #VarnishCache #TechSaviors #HackerNews #ngated

🐢💻 Oh, Cory—because clearly, the web's last hope is "interoperability" 🙄. Meanwhile, the only thing interoperating here is a 403 error and a varnish cache server. #TechSaviors 🚀🔧
https://spectrum.ieee.org/doctorow-interoperability #TechInteroperability #WebDevelopment #403Error #VarnishCache #TechSaviors #HackerNews #ngated

🐢💻 Oh, Cory—because clearly, the web's last hope is "interoperability" 🙄. Meanwhile, the only thing interoperating here is a 403 error and a varnish cache server. #TechSaviors 🚀🔧
https://spectrum.ieee.org/doctorow-interoperability #TechInteroperability #WebDevelopment #403Error #VarnishCache #TechSaviors #HackerNews #ngated

🐢💻 Oh, Cory—because clearly, the web's last hope is "interoperability" 🙄. Meanwhile, the only thing interoperating here is a 403 error and a varnish cache server. #TechSaviors 🚀🔧
https://spectrum.ieee.org/doctorow-interoperability #TechInteroperability #WebDevelopment #403Error #VarnishCache #TechSaviors #HackerNews #ngated

🚫 Oh, the irony! An article claiming to revolutionize cancer treatment gets blocked by an error message, as if saying, "you can't handle the truth!" 🚪 Apparently, even life-saving science isn't immune to the whims of the almighty Varnish cache server. 😂
https://spectrum.ieee.org/flash-radiotherapy #cancerrevolution #irony #techfail #lifesci #Varnishcache #humor #HackerNews #ngated

🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨: Jimi Hendrix, the rock legend, moonlighted as a systems engineer, expertly navigating the labyrinthine world of error codes and cache servers. 🎸🎤 Who knew those iconic guitar riffs were actually a cry for help from deep within a Varnish cache server? 💾🔥 Spoiler: His best song was "All Along the 403 Forbidden." 🤦‍♂️
https://spectrum.ieee.org/jimi-hendrix-systems-engineer #JimiHendrix #SystemsEngineering #RockLegend #TechHumor #VarnishCache #HackerNews #ngated

🔒🤖 Oh no, the #AI #overlords are too busy taking a nap behind the "403 Forbidden" sign to help you code today. Maybe next time they'll remember that their job isn't to reenact a Varnish cache server error! 🙄💾
https://spectrum.ieee.org/ai-coding-degrades #VarnishCache #CodingHumor #TechFails #403Forbidden #HackerNews #ngated

🚨 "Breaking news: The Iberian Blackout wasn't caused by renewables... or was it?" 💡 Turns out, it was all a clever plot by the Varnish cache server to make us question reality. 🤔 Who knew error messages could be so enlightening?
https://spectrum.ieee.org/spain-grid-failure #BreakingNews #IberianBlackout #VarnishCache #RealityCheck #TechHumor #ErrorMessages #HackerNews #ngated

🚨 Breaking News: "Tech Mogul" shuffles off mortal coil, disappears into the *internet ether* ⚰️💀, leaving behind a cryptic error message as his epitaph. Apparently, Varnish cache servers are now the new #obituaries. 🙄🔍
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/pirate-bay-carl-lundstrom-dead-plane-crash-b2714284.html #TechMogul #Death #InternetMystery #VarnishCache #CrypticMessage #HackerNews #ngated

Our #opensource parallel #ESI (pESI) module https://gitlab.com/uplex/varnish/libvdp-pesi for #varnishcache received some <3 and has now 0 open bugs, better performance, cleaner code and, drumroll please, even a CHANGES.rst https://gitlab.com/uplex/varnish/libvdp-pesi/-/blob/master/CHANGES.rst