#varnishcache — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #varnishcache, aggregated by home.social.
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🚨 Oh no, Zuck’s in trouble! Who knew that the real threat to Meta wasn’t privacy lawsuits, but a surreal dance with error codes? 🤖🙈 Forget the $1.4T nightmare, the true villain is clearly the nefarious "Varnish cache server"! 😂💸
https://www.the-independent.com/tech/mark-zuckerberg-meta-fine-trillion-b3010281.html #ZuckTrouble #MetaDrama #VarnishCache #ErrorCodes #TechHumor #HackerNews #ngated -
🚨 Oh no, Zuck’s in trouble! Who knew that the real threat to Meta wasn’t privacy lawsuits, but a surreal dance with error codes? 🤖🙈 Forget the $1.4T nightmare, the true villain is clearly the nefarious "Varnish cache server"! 😂💸
https://www.the-independent.com/tech/mark-zuckerberg-meta-fine-trillion-b3010281.html #ZuckTrouble #MetaDrama #VarnishCache #ErrorCodes #TechHumor #HackerNews #ngated -
😂 Oh, the monumental wisdom of Emily Bender, reduced to a "403 Forbidden" error. Truly, the pinnacle of AI enlightenment! 🙃 Who needs insight when you've got Varnish cache server to keep you entertained? 🚀
https://spectrum.ieee.org/stochastic-parrot #AIwisdom #VarnishCache #EmilyBender #TechHumor #403Forbidden #HackerNews #ngated -
😂 Oh, the monumental wisdom of Emily Bender, reduced to a "403 Forbidden" error. Truly, the pinnacle of AI enlightenment! 🙃 Who needs insight when you've got Varnish cache server to keep you entertained? 🚀
https://spectrum.ieee.org/stochastic-parrot #AIwisdom #VarnishCache #EmilyBender #TechHumor #403Forbidden #HackerNews #ngated -
🚨 Oh no, someone tried to explain how America "engineered" its #sovereignty but ended up engineering a 403 Forbidden error instead! 💻 Apparently, even the Varnish cache server couldn't handle the weight of their genius insight. 🙄 #EpicFail
https://spectrum.ieee.org/us-engineered-sovereignty #EpicFail #TechHumor #403Error #VarnishCache #HackerNews #ngated -
🚨 Oh no, someone tried to explain how America "engineered" its #sovereignty but ended up engineering a 403 Forbidden error instead! 💻 Apparently, even the Varnish cache server couldn't handle the weight of their genius insight. 🙄 #EpicFail
https://spectrum.ieee.org/us-engineered-sovereignty #EpicFail #TechHumor #403Error #VarnishCache #HackerNews #ngated -
🚗🤖 #Ford thought they'd revolutionize car manufacturing by #outsourcing their brains to #AI. Instead, they got a digital "Error 405: 🧠 Not Allowed" and a "Varnish Cache Server" that perhaps performs better as a hood ornament. Future of automation: caching and crashing! 😂
https://www.the-independent.com/tech/ford-ai-automation-human-workers-b3003787.html #DigitalError #AutomationFail #VarnishCache #HackerNews #ngated -
🚗🤖 #Ford thought they'd revolutionize car manufacturing by #outsourcing their brains to #AI. Instead, they got a digital "Error 405: 🧠 Not Allowed" and a "Varnish Cache Server" that perhaps performs better as a hood ornament. Future of automation: caching and crashing! 😂
https://www.the-independent.com/tech/ford-ai-automation-human-workers-b3003787.html #DigitalError #AutomationFail #VarnishCache #HackerNews #ngated -
🚫✈️ Ah yes, the cutting-edge technology keeping our skies safe—brought to you by a 403 Forbidden error and the ever-reliable Varnish cache server. Nothing screams "military prowess" like being grounded by a web server glitch! 😂🔒
https://spectrum.ieee.org/phoenix-semiconductors-legacychips-oems #403Forbidden #VarnishCache #TechFails #MilitaryTech #WebServerGlitch #HackerNews #ngated -
🚫✈️ Ah yes, the cutting-edge technology keeping our skies safe—brought to you by a 403 Forbidden error and the ever-reliable Varnish cache server. Nothing screams "military prowess" like being grounded by a web server glitch! 😂🔒
https://spectrum.ieee.org/phoenix-semiconductors-legacychips-oems #403Forbidden #VarnishCache #TechFails #MilitaryTech #WebServerGlitch #HackerNews #ngated -
🚫 "Why a Computer Science Degree Opens Hidden Doors?" Oh, the only door it seems to open is a 403 Forbidden one! 🔒 Clearly, the real hidden curriculum is learning how to bypass varnish cache servers. 😂
https://spectrum.ieee.org/computer-science-degree-isnt-dead #ComputerScience #HiddenCurriculum #VarnishCache #403Forbidden #TechHumor #CareerPaths #HackerNews #ngated -
🚫 "Why a Computer Science Degree Opens Hidden Doors?" Oh, the only door it seems to open is a 403 Forbidden one! 🔒 Clearly, the real hidden curriculum is learning how to bypass varnish cache servers. 😂
https://spectrum.ieee.org/computer-science-degree-isnt-dead #ComputerScience #HiddenCurriculum #VarnishCache #403Forbidden #TechHumor #CareerPaths #HackerNews #ngated -
🚀 Ah, the wonders of space exploration! 🤖 JPL's secret to keeping the #Curiosity #rover alive? Apparently, it's a 403 Error masquerading as a science breakthrough. Who knew Varnish cache servers were the real heroes of Mars? 😂
https://spectrum.ieee.org/curiosity-rover-jpl-mars-science #spaceexploration #JPL #VarnishCache #MarsHumor #HackerNews #ngated -
🚀 Ah, the wonders of space exploration! 🤖 JPL's secret to keeping the #Curiosity #rover alive? Apparently, it's a 403 Error masquerading as a science breakthrough. Who knew Varnish cache servers were the real heroes of Mars? 😂
https://spectrum.ieee.org/curiosity-rover-jpl-mars-science #spaceexploration #JPL #VarnishCache #MarsHumor #HackerNews #ngated -
🚫 Oh wow, the future is now! Except, oops, it's #forbidden. Just like your dreams of understanding how a contact lens can magically monitor and treat #glaucoma. 😂 Varnish cache server strikes again, folks! 🛑
https://spectrum.ieee.org/smart-contact-lens-glaucoma-microfluidics #futureisnow #technology #contactlens #varnishcache #HackerNews #ngated -
🚫 Oh wow, the future is now! Except, oops, it's #forbidden. Just like your dreams of understanding how a contact lens can magically monitor and treat #glaucoma. 😂 Varnish cache server strikes again, folks! 🛑
https://spectrum.ieee.org/smart-contact-lens-glaucoma-microfluidics #futureisnow #technology #contactlens #varnishcache #HackerNews #ngated -
🚀 Oh, wow, look at #Iran playing hide-and-seek with the #internet again! Meanwhile, the article heroically returns a 403 error, leaving us all pondering the mysteries of Varnish cache servers. 🙄 Well done, technology!
https://spectrum.ieee.org/iran-internet-blackout-satellite-tv #censorship #VarnishCache #techHumor #403Error #HackerNews #ngated -
🚀 Oh, wow, look at #Iran playing hide-and-seek with the #internet again! Meanwhile, the article heroically returns a 403 error, leaving us all pondering the mysteries of Varnish cache servers. 🙄 Well done, technology!
https://spectrum.ieee.org/iran-internet-blackout-satellite-tv #censorship #VarnishCache #techHumor #403Error #HackerNews #ngated -
WikiApiary is back online after having been down and overloaded for a long time.
Bawolff brought it back and did a ton of full stack performance work to optimise the whole system. Adding HTTP caching, tuning InnoDB, and more!
https://blog.bawolff.net/2026/03/giving-wikiapiary-kick.html
#MediaWiki #WikiApiary #Wikibase #Wikidata #VinylCache #VarnishCache #MariaDB #MySQL #webperf #SRE
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WikiApiary is back online after having been down and overloaded for a long time.
Bawolff brought it back and did a ton of full stack performance work to optimise the whole system. Adding HTTP caching, tuning InnoDB, and more!
https://blog.bawolff.net/2026/03/giving-wikiapiary-kick.html
#MediaWiki #WikiApiary #Wikibase #Wikidata #VinylCache #VarnishCache #MariaDB #MySQL #webperf #SRE
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🚢 Ah, the US Navy's top-secret strategy: deploy the almighty "403 Forbidden Error" to confuse the enemy into submission. Who knew the real arsenal was a Varnish cache server? 🤖💥
https://responsiblestatecraft.org/iran-strait-of-hormuz/ #USNavy #Cybersecurity #403Forbidden #VarnishCache #MilitaryStrategy #TechHumor #HackerNews #ngated -
🚢 Ah, the US Navy's top-secret strategy: deploy the almighty "403 Forbidden Error" to confuse the enemy into submission. Who knew the real arsenal was a Varnish cache server? 🤖💥
https://responsiblestatecraft.org/iran-strait-of-hormuz/ #USNavy #Cybersecurity #403Forbidden #VarnishCache #MilitaryStrategy #TechHumor #HackerNews #ngated -
🐢💻 Oh, Cory—because clearly, the web's last hope is "interoperability" 🙄. Meanwhile, the only thing interoperating here is a 403 error and a varnish cache server. #TechSaviors 🚀🔧
https://spectrum.ieee.org/doctorow-interoperability #TechInteroperability #WebDevelopment #403Error #VarnishCache #TechSaviors #HackerNews #ngated -
🐢💻 Oh, Cory—because clearly, the web's last hope is "interoperability" 🙄. Meanwhile, the only thing interoperating here is a 403 error and a varnish cache server. #TechSaviors 🚀🔧
https://spectrum.ieee.org/doctorow-interoperability #TechInteroperability #WebDevelopment #403Error #VarnishCache #TechSaviors #HackerNews #ngated -
Why did #varnishcache change it's name to #vinylcache ?
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Why did #varnishcache change it's name to #vinylcache ?
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🚫 Oh, the irony! An article claiming to revolutionize cancer treatment gets blocked by an error message, as if saying, "you can't handle the truth!" 🚪 Apparently, even life-saving science isn't immune to the whims of the almighty Varnish cache server. 😂
https://spectrum.ieee.org/flash-radiotherapy #cancerrevolution #irony #techfail #lifesci #Varnishcache #humor #HackerNews #ngated -
🚫 Oh, the irony! An article claiming to revolutionize cancer treatment gets blocked by an error message, as if saying, "you can't handle the truth!" 🚪 Apparently, even life-saving science isn't immune to the whims of the almighty Varnish cache server. 😂
https://spectrum.ieee.org/flash-radiotherapy #cancerrevolution #irony #techfail #lifesci #Varnishcache #humor #HackerNews #ngated -
Vinyl Cache, the FOSS project formerly known as Varnish Cache, has a new logo:
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Vinyl Cache, the FOSS project formerly known as Varnish Cache, has a new logo:
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🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨: Jimi Hendrix, the rock legend, moonlighted as a systems engineer, expertly navigating the labyrinthine world of error codes and cache servers. 🎸🎤 Who knew those iconic guitar riffs were actually a cry for help from deep within a Varnish cache server? 💾🔥 Spoiler: His best song was "All Along the 403 Forbidden." 🤦♂️
https://spectrum.ieee.org/jimi-hendrix-systems-engineer #JimiHendrix #SystemsEngineering #RockLegend #TechHumor #VarnishCache #HackerNews #ngated -
🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨: Jimi Hendrix, the rock legend, moonlighted as a systems engineer, expertly navigating the labyrinthine world of error codes and cache servers. 🎸🎤 Who knew those iconic guitar riffs were actually a cry for help from deep within a Varnish cache server? 💾🔥 Spoiler: His best song was "All Along the 403 Forbidden." 🤦♂️
https://spectrum.ieee.org/jimi-hendrix-systems-engineer #JimiHendrix #SystemsEngineering #RockLegend #TechHumor #VarnishCache #HackerNews #ngated -
#vinylcache has left *) #github for self hosted #forgejo yesterday.
https://vinyl-cache.org/organization/moving.html
There is a also a bit about some additional measures we implemented and a mini-retro with mistakes made.
*) repos are archived to help people find the new location, and some related projects are still TODO
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#vinylcache has left *) #github for self hosted #forgejo yesterday.
https://vinyl-cache.org/organization/moving.html
There is a also a bit about some additional measures we implemented and a mini-retro with mistakes made.
*) repos are archived to help people find the new location, and some related projects are still TODO
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#vinylcache forge migration in progress…
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#vinylcache forge migration in progress…
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More details on the #vinylcache move here: https://vinyl-cache.org/organization/moving.html
TL;DR: Expect github repos to soon be archived, get an account on code.vinyl-cache.org
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More details on the #vinylcache move here: https://vinyl-cache.org/organization/moving.html
TL;DR: Expect github repos to soon be archived, get an account on code.vinyl-cache.org
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If you are a #vinylCache user, please prepare for the upcoming move to a self hosted #forgejo instance and register an account:
This link expires 2026-02-18T19:51:32+01:00.
After this date, anyone who already has an account should be able to help out,
unless we still get abused by spammers and need to close registrations again. -
If you are a #vinylCache user, please prepare for the upcoming move to a self hosted #forgejo instance and register an account:
This link expires 2026-02-18T19:51:32+01:00.
After this date, anyone who already has an account should be able to help out,
unless we still get abused by spammers and need to close registrations again. -
🚀🔭🎙️ Ah, the #mysteries of the #cosmos, forever hidden behind yet another 403 Forbidden wall. Truly, the pinnacle of #astronomical achievement: discovering that our greatest enemy is not the vastness of space, but a Varnish cache server. 🌌💾🔒
https://spectrum.ieee.org/lunar-radio-telescope #VarnishCache #achievement #techhumor #spaceexploration #HackerNews #ngated -
🚀🔭🎙️ Ah, the #mysteries of the #cosmos, forever hidden behind yet another 403 Forbidden wall. Truly, the pinnacle of #astronomical achievement: discovering that our greatest enemy is not the vastness of space, but a Varnish cache server. 🌌💾🔒
https://spectrum.ieee.org/lunar-radio-telescope #VarnishCache #achievement #techhumor #spaceexploration #HackerNews #ngated -
🔒🤖 Oh no, the #AI #overlords are too busy taking a nap behind the "403 Forbidden" sign to help you code today. Maybe next time they'll remember that their job isn't to reenact a Varnish cache server error! 🙄💾
https://spectrum.ieee.org/ai-coding-degrades #VarnishCache #CodingHumor #TechFails #403Forbidden #HackerNews #ngated -
🔒🤖 Oh no, the #AI #overlords are too busy taking a nap behind the "403 Forbidden" sign to help you code today. Maybe next time they'll remember that their job isn't to reenact a Varnish cache server error! 🙄💾
https://spectrum.ieee.org/ai-coding-degrades #VarnishCache #CodingHumor #TechFails #403Forbidden #HackerNews #ngated -
🚫🎩 Oh, the marvels of 19th-century technology—right up there with the Varnish cache server's award-winning performance in producing an exciting 403 Forbidden error. Truly, the pinnacle of human achievement: chess moves slower than a dial-up connection. ♟️🚫
https://spectrum.ieee.org/telegraph-chess #19thCenturyTech #VarnishCache #403Error #ChessHistory #DialUpSpeed #HackerNews #ngated -
🚫🎩 Oh, the marvels of 19th-century technology—right up there with the Varnish cache server's award-winning performance in producing an exciting 403 Forbidden error. Truly, the pinnacle of human achievement: chess moves slower than a dial-up connection. ♟️🚫
https://spectrum.ieee.org/telegraph-chess #19thCenturyTech #VarnishCache #403Error #ChessHistory #DialUpSpeed #HackerNews #ngated -
"the team and I would like to thank you for your very efficient and thorough work supporting us" -- new client
When you work with clients long-term, it's natural for some things to become routine. That's why feedback like this is so meaningful and energizing.
Thank you, new client.
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"the team and I would like to thank you for your very efficient and thorough work supporting us" -- new client
When you work with clients long-term, it's natural for some things to become routine. That's why feedback like this is so meaningful and energizing.
Thank you, new client.
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Last call! Logo #contest!
Since #Cloudflare was recently facing a global outage, it’s a good moment to make you aware of a logo contest organised by an #opensource alternative #VinylCache.
Vinyl Cache, previously known under the name #VarnishCache, is rebranding itself and looking for a new logo and mascot. If you are a designer and would like to shape their visual branding, feel free to submit your sketches (no final designs needed) until the end of Nov https://varnish-cache.org/index.html#logo-contest
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Last call! Logo #contest!
Since #Cloudflare was recently facing a global outage, it’s a good moment to make you aware of a logo contest organised by an #opensource alternative #VinylCache.
Vinyl Cache, previously known under the name #VarnishCache, is rebranding itself and looking for a new logo and mascot. If you are a designer and would like to shape their visual branding, feel free to submit your sketches (no final designs needed) until the end of Nov https://varnish-cache.org/index.html#logo-contest
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Announcing VCOT: OpenTelemetry Instrumentation for #vinylcache
We’re happy to announce to have opened the repository of VCOT (VinylCacheOpenTelemetry), a brand new open-source Go utility designed to enhance observability in Vinyl-Cache (and, for the time being, #varnishcache) environments through an integration with #opentelemetry.
VCOT parses Varnish Shared Logs (VSL) in real-time and exports telemetry data to OpenTelemetry-compatible backends.
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Announcing VCOT: OpenTelemetry Instrumentation for #vinylcache
We’re happy to announce to have opened the repository of VCOT (VinylCacheOpenTelemetry), a brand new open-source Go utility designed to enhance observability in Vinyl-Cache (and, for the time being, #varnishcache) environments through an integration with #opentelemetry.
VCOT parses Varnish Shared Logs (VSL) in real-time and exports telemetry data to OpenTelemetry-compatible backends.
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🚀 Wow, a groundbreaking discovery: cooling chips with lasers! Too bad you'll never know how, thanks to a 403 error page 🤦♂️. Maybe Varnish cache server is just trying to protect us from the blinding brilliance of such groundbreaking #innovation. 🙃🔒
https://spectrum.ieee.org/laser-cooling-chips #coolingchips #lasers #403error #VarnishCache #technews #HackerNews #ngated -
🚀 Wow, a groundbreaking discovery: cooling chips with lasers! Too bad you'll never know how, thanks to a 403 error page 🤦♂️. Maybe Varnish cache server is just trying to protect us from the blinding brilliance of such groundbreaking #innovation. 🙃🔒
https://spectrum.ieee.org/laser-cooling-chips #coolingchips #lasers #403error #VarnishCache #technews #HackerNews #ngated -
a databricks report on smart load balancing in k8s makes the rounds.
i would like to mention that we solved this and other problems using the shard director in #vinylcache (formerly #varnishcache) years ago. for k8s we have viking (repo needs renaming).and yes, l4 loadbalancing of http is, in most cases, the worst choice
http://vinyl-cache.org/docs/trunk/reference/vmod_directors.html#directors-shard
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🚀 Behold, the cutting-edge, ultra-futuristic forecast of programming languages by 2025: a masterpiece of 403 Forbidden Error! 🤖 Apparently, Varnish cache servers have taken over as the new coding overlords. 📉💾
https://spectrum.ieee.org/top-programming-languages-2025 #cuttingedgeprogramming #futuristicforecast #VarnishCache #codingoverlords #403ForbiddenError #HackerNews #ngated
