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🚫 Oh wow, the future is now! Except, oops, it's #forbidden. Just like your dreams of understanding how a contact lens can magically monitor and treat #glaucoma. 😂 Varnish cache server strikes again, folks! 🛑
https://spectrum.ieee.org/smart-contact-lens-glaucoma-microfluidics #futureisnow #technology #contactlens #varnishcache #HackerNews #ngated -
🚫 Oh wow, the future is now! Except, oops, it's #forbidden. Just like your dreams of understanding how a contact lens can magically monitor and treat #glaucoma. 😂 Varnish cache server strikes again, folks! 🛑
https://spectrum.ieee.org/smart-contact-lens-glaucoma-microfluidics #futureisnow #technology #contactlens #varnishcache #HackerNews #ngated -
🚫 Oh wow, the future is now! Except, oops, it's #forbidden. Just like your dreams of understanding how a contact lens can magically monitor and treat #glaucoma. 😂 Varnish cache server strikes again, folks! 🛑
https://spectrum.ieee.org/smart-contact-lens-glaucoma-microfluidics #futureisnow #technology #contactlens #varnishcache #HackerNews #ngated -
🚫 Oh wow, the future is now! Except, oops, it's #forbidden. Just like your dreams of understanding how a contact lens can magically monitor and treat #glaucoma. 😂 Varnish cache server strikes again, folks! 🛑
https://spectrum.ieee.org/smart-contact-lens-glaucoma-microfluidics #futureisnow #technology #contactlens #varnishcache #HackerNews #ngated -
🚫 Oh wow, the future is now! Except, oops, it's #forbidden. Just like your dreams of understanding how a contact lens can magically monitor and treat #glaucoma. 😂 Varnish cache server strikes again, folks! 🛑
https://spectrum.ieee.org/smart-contact-lens-glaucoma-microfluidics #futureisnow #technology #contactlens #varnishcache #HackerNews #ngated -
🚀 Oh, wow, look at #Iran playing hide-and-seek with the #internet again! Meanwhile, the article heroically returns a 403 error, leaving us all pondering the mysteries of Varnish cache servers. 🙄 Well done, technology!
https://spectrum.ieee.org/iran-internet-blackout-satellite-tv #censorship #VarnishCache #techHumor #403Error #HackerNews #ngated -
🚀 Oh, wow, look at #Iran playing hide-and-seek with the #internet again! Meanwhile, the article heroically returns a 403 error, leaving us all pondering the mysteries of Varnish cache servers. 🙄 Well done, technology!
https://spectrum.ieee.org/iran-internet-blackout-satellite-tv #censorship #VarnishCache #techHumor #403Error #HackerNews #ngated -
🚀 Oh, wow, look at #Iran playing hide-and-seek with the #internet again! Meanwhile, the article heroically returns a 403 error, leaving us all pondering the mysteries of Varnish cache servers. 🙄 Well done, technology!
https://spectrum.ieee.org/iran-internet-blackout-satellite-tv #censorship #VarnishCache #techHumor #403Error #HackerNews #ngated -
🚀 Oh, wow, look at #Iran playing hide-and-seek with the #internet again! Meanwhile, the article heroically returns a 403 error, leaving us all pondering the mysteries of Varnish cache servers. 🙄 Well done, technology!
https://spectrum.ieee.org/iran-internet-blackout-satellite-tv #censorship #VarnishCache #techHumor #403Error #HackerNews #ngated -
🚀 Oh, wow, look at #Iran playing hide-and-seek with the #internet again! Meanwhile, the article heroically returns a 403 error, leaving us all pondering the mysteries of Varnish cache servers. 🙄 Well done, technology!
https://spectrum.ieee.org/iran-internet-blackout-satellite-tv #censorship #VarnishCache #techHumor #403Error #HackerNews #ngated -
WikiApiary is back online after having been down and overloaded for a long time.
Bawolff brought it back and did a ton of full stack performance work to optimise the whole system. Adding HTTP caching, tuning InnoDB, and more!
https://blog.bawolff.net/2026/03/giving-wikiapiary-kick.html
#MediaWiki #WikiApiary #Wikibase #Wikidata #VinylCache #VarnishCache #MariaDB #MySQL #webperf #SRE
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🚢 Ah, the US Navy's top-secret strategy: deploy the almighty "403 Forbidden Error" to confuse the enemy into submission. Who knew the real arsenal was a Varnish cache server? 🤖💥
https://responsiblestatecraft.org/iran-strait-of-hormuz/ #USNavy #Cybersecurity #403Forbidden #VarnishCache #MilitaryStrategy #TechHumor #HackerNews #ngated -
🐢💻 Oh, Cory—because clearly, the web's last hope is "interoperability" 🙄. Meanwhile, the only thing interoperating here is a 403 error and a varnish cache server. #TechSaviors 🚀🔧
https://spectrum.ieee.org/doctorow-interoperability #TechInteroperability #WebDevelopment #403Error #VarnishCache #TechSaviors #HackerNews #ngated -
🐢💻 Oh, Cory—because clearly, the web's last hope is "interoperability" 🙄. Meanwhile, the only thing interoperating here is a 403 error and a varnish cache server. #TechSaviors 🚀🔧
https://spectrum.ieee.org/doctorow-interoperability #TechInteroperability #WebDevelopment #403Error #VarnishCache #TechSaviors #HackerNews #ngated -
🐢💻 Oh, Cory—because clearly, the web's last hope is "interoperability" 🙄. Meanwhile, the only thing interoperating here is a 403 error and a varnish cache server. #TechSaviors 🚀🔧
https://spectrum.ieee.org/doctorow-interoperability #TechInteroperability #WebDevelopment #403Error #VarnishCache #TechSaviors #HackerNews #ngated -
🐢💻 Oh, Cory—because clearly, the web's last hope is "interoperability" 🙄. Meanwhile, the only thing interoperating here is a 403 error and a varnish cache server. #TechSaviors 🚀🔧
https://spectrum.ieee.org/doctorow-interoperability #TechInteroperability #WebDevelopment #403Error #VarnishCache #TechSaviors #HackerNews #ngated -
🐢💻 Oh, Cory—because clearly, the web's last hope is "interoperability" 🙄. Meanwhile, the only thing interoperating here is a 403 error and a varnish cache server. #TechSaviors 🚀🔧
https://spectrum.ieee.org/doctorow-interoperability #TechInteroperability #WebDevelopment #403Error #VarnishCache #TechSaviors #HackerNews #ngated -
Why did #varnishcache change it's name to #vinylcache ?
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🚫 Oh, the irony! An article claiming to revolutionize cancer treatment gets blocked by an error message, as if saying, "you can't handle the truth!" 🚪 Apparently, even life-saving science isn't immune to the whims of the almighty Varnish cache server. 😂
https://spectrum.ieee.org/flash-radiotherapy #cancerrevolution #irony #techfail #lifesci #Varnishcache #humor #HackerNews #ngated -
Vinyl Cache, the FOSS project formerly known as Varnish Cache, has a new logo:
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🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨: Jimi Hendrix, the rock legend, moonlighted as a systems engineer, expertly navigating the labyrinthine world of error codes and cache servers. 🎸🎤 Who knew those iconic guitar riffs were actually a cry for help from deep within a Varnish cache server? 💾🔥 Spoiler: His best song was "All Along the 403 Forbidden." 🤦♂️
https://spectrum.ieee.org/jimi-hendrix-systems-engineer #JimiHendrix #SystemsEngineering #RockLegend #TechHumor #VarnishCache #HackerNews #ngated -
🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨: Jimi Hendrix, the rock legend, moonlighted as a systems engineer, expertly navigating the labyrinthine world of error codes and cache servers. 🎸🎤 Who knew those iconic guitar riffs were actually a cry for help from deep within a Varnish cache server? 💾🔥 Spoiler: His best song was "All Along the 403 Forbidden." 🤦♂️
https://spectrum.ieee.org/jimi-hendrix-systems-engineer #JimiHendrix #SystemsEngineering #RockLegend #TechHumor #VarnishCache #HackerNews #ngated -
🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨: Jimi Hendrix, the rock legend, moonlighted as a systems engineer, expertly navigating the labyrinthine world of error codes and cache servers. 🎸🎤 Who knew those iconic guitar riffs were actually a cry for help from deep within a Varnish cache server? 💾🔥 Spoiler: His best song was "All Along the 403 Forbidden." 🤦♂️
https://spectrum.ieee.org/jimi-hendrix-systems-engineer #JimiHendrix #SystemsEngineering #RockLegend #TechHumor #VarnishCache #HackerNews #ngated -
🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨: Jimi Hendrix, the rock legend, moonlighted as a systems engineer, expertly navigating the labyrinthine world of error codes and cache servers. 🎸🎤 Who knew those iconic guitar riffs were actually a cry for help from deep within a Varnish cache server? 💾🔥 Spoiler: His best song was "All Along the 403 Forbidden." 🤦♂️
https://spectrum.ieee.org/jimi-hendrix-systems-engineer #JimiHendrix #SystemsEngineering #RockLegend #TechHumor #VarnishCache #HackerNews #ngated -
#vinylcache has left *) #github for self hosted #forgejo yesterday.
https://vinyl-cache.org/organization/moving.html
There is a also a bit about some additional measures we implemented and a mini-retro with mistakes made.
*) repos are archived to help people find the new location, and some related projects are still TODO
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#vinylcache forge migration in progress…
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More details on the #vinylcache move here: https://vinyl-cache.org/organization/moving.html
TL;DR: Expect github repos to soon be archived, get an account on code.vinyl-cache.org
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If you are a #vinylCache user, please prepare for the upcoming move to a self hosted #forgejo instance and register an account:
This link expires 2026-02-18T19:51:32+01:00.
After this date, anyone who already has an account should be able to help out,
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🚀🔭🎙️ Ah, the #mysteries of the #cosmos, forever hidden behind yet another 403 Forbidden wall. Truly, the pinnacle of #astronomical achievement: discovering that our greatest enemy is not the vastness of space, but a Varnish cache server. 🌌💾🔒
https://spectrum.ieee.org/lunar-radio-telescope #VarnishCache #achievement #techhumor #spaceexploration #HackerNews #ngated -
🔒🤖 Oh no, the #AI #overlords are too busy taking a nap behind the "403 Forbidden" sign to help you code today. Maybe next time they'll remember that their job isn't to reenact a Varnish cache server error! 🙄💾
https://spectrum.ieee.org/ai-coding-degrades #VarnishCache #CodingHumor #TechFails #403Forbidden #HackerNews #ngated -
🚫🎩 Oh, the marvels of 19th-century technology—right up there with the Varnish cache server's award-winning performance in producing an exciting 403 Forbidden error. Truly, the pinnacle of human achievement: chess moves slower than a dial-up connection. ♟️🚫
https://spectrum.ieee.org/telegraph-chess #19thCenturyTech #VarnishCache #403Error #ChessHistory #DialUpSpeed #HackerNews #ngated -
🚫🎩 Oh, the marvels of 19th-century technology—right up there with the Varnish cache server's award-winning performance in producing an exciting 403 Forbidden error. Truly, the pinnacle of human achievement: chess moves slower than a dial-up connection. ♟️🚫
https://spectrum.ieee.org/telegraph-chess #19thCenturyTech #VarnishCache #403Error #ChessHistory #DialUpSpeed #HackerNews #ngated -
🚫🎩 Oh, the marvels of 19th-century technology—right up there with the Varnish cache server's award-winning performance in producing an exciting 403 Forbidden error. Truly, the pinnacle of human achievement: chess moves slower than a dial-up connection. ♟️🚫
https://spectrum.ieee.org/telegraph-chess #19thCenturyTech #VarnishCache #403Error #ChessHistory #DialUpSpeed #HackerNews #ngated -
🚫🎩 Oh, the marvels of 19th-century technology—right up there with the Varnish cache server's award-winning performance in producing an exciting 403 Forbidden error. Truly, the pinnacle of human achievement: chess moves slower than a dial-up connection. ♟️🚫
https://spectrum.ieee.org/telegraph-chess #19thCenturyTech #VarnishCache #403Error #ChessHistory #DialUpSpeed #HackerNews #ngated -
"the team and I would like to thank you for your very efficient and thorough work supporting us" -- new client
When you work with clients long-term, it's natural for some things to become routine. That's why feedback like this is so meaningful and energizing.
Thank you, new client.
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Last call! Logo #contest!
Since #Cloudflare was recently facing a global outage, it’s a good moment to make you aware of a logo contest organised by an #opensource alternative #VinylCache.
Vinyl Cache, previously known under the name #VarnishCache, is rebranding itself and looking for a new logo and mascot. If you are a designer and would like to shape their visual branding, feel free to submit your sketches (no final designs needed) until the end of Nov https://varnish-cache.org/index.html#logo-contest
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Announcing VCOT: OpenTelemetry Instrumentation for #vinylcache
We’re happy to announce to have opened the repository of VCOT (VinylCacheOpenTelemetry), a brand new open-source Go utility designed to enhance observability in Vinyl-Cache (and, for the time being, #varnishcache) environments through an integration with #opentelemetry.
VCOT parses Varnish Shared Logs (VSL) in real-time and exports telemetry data to OpenTelemetry-compatible backends.
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🚀 Wow, a groundbreaking discovery: cooling chips with lasers! Too bad you'll never know how, thanks to a 403 error page 🤦♂️. Maybe Varnish cache server is just trying to protect us from the blinding brilliance of such groundbreaking #innovation. 🙃🔒
https://spectrum.ieee.org/laser-cooling-chips #coolingchips #lasers #403error #VarnishCache #technews #HackerNews #ngated -
🚀 Wow, a groundbreaking discovery: cooling chips with lasers! Too bad you'll never know how, thanks to a 403 error page 🤦♂️. Maybe Varnish cache server is just trying to protect us from the blinding brilliance of such groundbreaking #innovation. 🙃🔒
https://spectrum.ieee.org/laser-cooling-chips #coolingchips #lasers #403error #VarnishCache #technews #HackerNews #ngated -
🚀 Wow, a groundbreaking discovery: cooling chips with lasers! Too bad you'll never know how, thanks to a 403 error page 🤦♂️. Maybe Varnish cache server is just trying to protect us from the blinding brilliance of such groundbreaking #innovation. 🙃🔒
https://spectrum.ieee.org/laser-cooling-chips #coolingchips #lasers #403error #VarnishCache #technews #HackerNews #ngated -
🚀 Wow, a groundbreaking discovery: cooling chips with lasers! Too bad you'll never know how, thanks to a 403 error page 🤦♂️. Maybe Varnish cache server is just trying to protect us from the blinding brilliance of such groundbreaking #innovation. 🙃🔒
https://spectrum.ieee.org/laser-cooling-chips #coolingchips #lasers #403error #VarnishCache #technews #HackerNews #ngated -
a databricks report on smart load balancing in k8s makes the rounds.
i would like to mention that we solved this and other problems using the shard director in #vinylcache (formerly #varnishcache) years ago. for k8s we have viking (repo needs renaming).and yes, l4 loadbalancing of http is, in most cases, the worst choice
http://vinyl-cache.org/docs/trunk/reference/vmod_directors.html#directors-shard
https://gitlab.com/uplex/varnish/k8s-ingress -
Fünf fabelhafte Fakten der Woche, die es irgendwie nicht zu einer Meldung auf Linux-Magazin Online geschafft haben – und warum eigentlich nicht. Oder mit den Worten einer namhaften KI: „Die Linux-Woche in Bits und Panik.#Coreutils #Linker #Multi-Kernel #OBSStudio #VarnishCache #VinylCache #Wassonstnochunwichtigwar #Wild
Was sonst noch unwichtig war in der Kalenderwoche 39/25 - LinuxCommunity -
Fünf fabelhafte Fakten der Woche, die es irgendwie nicht zu einer Meldung auf Linux-Magazin Online geschafft haben – und warum eigentlich nicht. Oder mit den Worten einer namhaften KI: „Die Linux-Woche in Bits und Panik.#Coreutils #Linker #Multi-Kernel #OBSStudio #VarnishCache #VinylCache #Wassonstnochunwichtigwar #Wild
Was sonst noch unwichtig war in der Kalenderwoche 39/25 - LinuxCommunity -
🚀 Behold, the cutting-edge, ultra-futuristic forecast of programming languages by 2025: a masterpiece of 403 Forbidden Error! 🤖 Apparently, Varnish cache servers have taken over as the new coding overlords. 📉💾
https://spectrum.ieee.org/top-programming-languages-2025 #cuttingedgeprogramming #futuristicforecast #VarnishCache #codingoverlords #403ForbiddenError #HackerNews #ngated -
Varnish Cache project to change its name to Vinyl Cache with after the next release (after today's 8.0.0, in March), per @bsdphk:
We have tried to negotiate with Varnish Software for many months about this issue, but their IP-Lawyers still insist that Varnish Software owns the Varnish Cache name, and at most we have being offered a strictly limited, subject to their veto, permission for the FOSS project to use the “Varnish Cache” name.
We cannot live with that: We are independent FOSS project with our own name.
So we will change the name of the project.
The new association and the new project will be named “The Vinyl Cache Project”, and this release 8.0.0, will be the last under the “Varnish Cache” name. The next release, in March will be under the new name, and will include compatibility scripts, to make the transition as smooth as possible for everybody.
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Hello #VarnishCache users:
Release 8.0 is here:
And it even comes with bonus project news!
Next release will be march 15 but with a little twist...
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@dalias with #varnishcache my recommendation for persistent storage is SLASH/fellow
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@Photo55 @dalias last info i have is that #wikimedia currently uses #varnishcache and #ats. they did use varnish only with two layers, but understandibly replaced the persistent varnish layer with ats, because the first persistent storage engine had design issues. now that we have SLASH/fellow, varnish could do the job well again.
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@ck this is not wrong, but also not the best advice either. varnishd should not be restarted to reload the vcl, use varnishadm vcl.load and vcl.use for that, or a script like https://github.com/varnishcache/pkg-varnish-cache/blob/master/systemd/varnishreload