#vaporware — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #vaporware, aggregated by home.social.
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🎉🥳 Behold, the grand unveiling of #Googlebook, a revolutionary product that will definitely arrive in 2026 and not at all scream "vaporware"! 🚀✨ But hey, at least you get to enjoy an endless loop of silent videos while repeatedly confirming your age and surrendering your soul to Google's Terms & Conditions. 🤦♂️📜
https://googlebook.google/ #Vaporware #TechNews #Innovation #PrivacyConcerns #HackerNews #ngated -
Rund 590.000 Vorbesteller warten seit Sommer 2025 auf das #T1-#Smartphone von #Trump Mobile. Jetzt räumt der Hersteller ein: Es gibt keine Garantie, dass das Gerät je kommt. #Vaporware https://winfuture.de/news,158632.html?utm_source=Mastodon&utm_medium=ManualStatus&utm_campaign=SocialMedia
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Rund 590.000 Vorbesteller warten seit Sommer 2025 auf das #T1-#Smartphone von #Trump Mobile. Jetzt räumt der Hersteller ein: Es gibt keine Garantie, dass das Gerät je kommt. #Vaporware https://winfuture.de/news,158632.html?utm_source=Mastodon&utm_medium=ManualStatus&utm_campaign=SocialMedia
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Rund 590.000 Vorbesteller warten seit Sommer 2025 auf das #T1-#Smartphone von #Trump Mobile. Jetzt räumt der Hersteller ein: Es gibt keine Garantie, dass das Gerät je kommt. #Vaporware https://winfuture.de/news,158632.html?utm_source=Mastodon&utm_medium=ManualStatus&utm_campaign=SocialMedia
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Rund 590.000 Vorbesteller warten seit Sommer 2025 auf das #T1-#Smartphone von #Trump Mobile. Jetzt räumt der Hersteller ein: Es gibt keine Garantie, dass das Gerät je kommt. #Vaporware https://winfuture.de/news,158632.html?utm_source=Mastodon&utm_medium=ManualStatus&utm_campaign=SocialMedia
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Rund 590.000 Vorbesteller warten seit Sommer 2025 auf das #T1-#Smartphone von #Trump Mobile. Jetzt räumt der Hersteller ein: Es gibt keine Garantie, dass das Gerät je kommt. #Vaporware https://winfuture.de/news,158632.html?utm_source=Mastodon&utm_medium=ManualStatus&utm_campaign=SocialMedia
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One founder just called out something the VC community has been quietly living with for a while. AI startups are reporting CARR, which counts revenue that hasn't been invoiced and may never be, to the press while labeling it ARR. The gap between those two numbers, per the CEO who went public about it, can run 3 to 5x.
Here's the part that should make you uncomfortable if you're buying AI tools or evaluating vendors: the VCs aren't getting fooled. They read the contracts. The people getting fooled are journalists writing the coverage you're using to make procurement decisions, and employees who think they're joining a rocketship.
A few things worth sitting with:
- Free pilots counted as revenue is not a new trick. It just has a better outfit now.
- If you're a CIO evaluating an AI vendor's "momentum," ask one question: is that ARR live and invoiced, or contracted?
- The companies chasing inflated benchmarks they can't actually hit are the ones that will blow up your implementation 18 months in.We've been here before. The numbers looked great right up until they didn't.
https://www.fastcompany.com/91532292/ai-startups-arr-carr-scott-stevenson
#AI #Leadership #Cybersecurity #VC #PE #startup #vaporware -
Mehr kostenloses Marketing für den "KI"-Scam ...
Der ganze Softwarestack ist überkomplex, es ist immer nur eine Frage der Zeit bis jemand einen Weg findet, mehr Lücken zu entdecken.
Die Lösung ist nicht kopfloses Herumhühnern und irgendeine - stand Heute - #Vaporware zu überhöhen, sondern das mal anzugehen ...
ohne "Anthropic". Die legen Brände (vielleicht in diesem Fall viel Rauch?) und wollen jetzt der Welt selber (rationiert!!) das Löschwasser verkaufen.
Haha.
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🚀 Ah, the ever-elusive #FIXAPL #beta, the software equivalent of Schrödinger's cat: it exists, but good luck finding anyone who actually uses it. 🙃 More #vaporware from the tech world, proving once again that some betas are better left in the alpha stages. 😂
https://fixapl.netlify.app/ #TechHumor #SoftwareDevelopment #SchrödingersCat #HackerNews #ngated -
Oh look cloudflare making a Wordpress like CMS, will the archive it as quickly as the last project
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Oh, look! Yet another scroll-stopping #Forbes masterpiece: a guide to #vaporware from a company that might as well be selling #unicorn #tears 🦄💧. Who knew you needed #JavaScript just to contemplate the #existential #void of OpenAI's non-existent products? 🤔✨
https://www.forbes.com/sites/phoebeliu/2026/03/31/openai-graveyard-deals-and-products-havent-happened-openai/ #OpenAI #HackerNews #ngated -
UK AI Action Plan: vaporware, crypto bros, no AI - YouTube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nB415dkRsYISee also:
Revealed: UK’s multibillion AI drive is built on ‘phantom investments’
https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2026/mar/09/revealed-uks-multibillion-ai-drive-is-built-on-phantom-investments -
These Hackers Are Turning Dead Vapes Into Musical Synthesizers
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Majority of CEOs report zero payoff from AI splurge • The Register
https://www.theregister.com/2026/01/20/pwc_ai_ceo_survey/
> PwC survey finds more than half of 4,500+ biz leaders see no revenue growth nor cost savings
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You will see bro, the metaverse will be a revolution for the workplace. Tomorrow we will all work in it. Here buy some totally legit virtual space. /s
Meta has discontinued its metaverse for work, too | The Verge
https://www.theverge.com/tech/863209/meta-has-discontinued-its-metaverse-for-work-too
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It’s Official – Trump Phone is Vaporware
First it was Aug 2025, then Oct, then end of year (maybe). Now it’s______________?
Sorry to the plebs that plopped down a down payment…. Add Phone to the vaporware list – Bibles, Fancy Sneakers, Vodka, Steaks, Deodorant, Bottled Water, and Coffee Pod to name a few! https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/dec/31/trump-family-business-delays-launch-of-gold-smartphone #TrumpMobile #Android #MobilePhone #VaporWare
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🚀✨ Behold, yet another "modern" X server rises from the ashes, written in the ever-so-relevant #Zig. #Phoenix promises simplicity and #innovation, just like every other #vaporware before it. 🐢 But fear not, you can't actually use it for anything real yet—because who needs functionality when you have ambition? 🙃
https://git.dec05eba.com/phoenix/about/ #modernXserver #HackerNews #ngated -
When aproduct release announcement isn't really a release announcement. But, make sure to sign up today and drop down that deposit, and we will get back to you! https://qz.com/trump-phone-mia-nov-2025 #TrumpPhone #Mobility #MobilePhone #Wireless #CellPhone #VaporWare
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Ah, #nostalgia for the days when burning 273 million dollars on a non-dotcom-but-still-dotcom IPO was considered "success." 🤷♂️ Thankfully, Transmeta’s grand plans were so potent they managed to outdo #vaporware with sheer absence! 💸💨
https://dfarq.homeip.net/what-happened-to-transmeta-the-last-big-dotcom-ipo/ #IPOs #techfailures #Transmeta #273million #HackerNews #ngated -
Ah, #nostalgia for the days when burning 273 million dollars on a non-dotcom-but-still-dotcom IPO was considered "success." 🤷♂️ Thankfully, Transmeta’s grand plans were so potent they managed to outdo #vaporware with sheer absence! 💸💨
https://dfarq.homeip.net/what-happened-to-transmeta-the-last-big-dotcom-ipo/ #IPOs #techfailures #Transmeta #273million #HackerNews #ngated -
Ah, #nostalgia for the days when burning 273 million dollars on a non-dotcom-but-still-dotcom IPO was considered "success." 🤷♂️ Thankfully, Transmeta’s grand plans were so potent they managed to outdo #vaporware with sheer absence! 💸💨
https://dfarq.homeip.net/what-happened-to-transmeta-the-last-big-dotcom-ipo/ #IPOs #techfailures #Transmeta #273million #HackerNews #ngated -
Ah, #nostalgia for the days when burning 273 million dollars on a non-dotcom-but-still-dotcom IPO was considered "success." 🤷♂️ Thankfully, Transmeta’s grand plans were so potent they managed to outdo #vaporware with sheer absence! 💸💨
https://dfarq.homeip.net/what-happened-to-transmeta-the-last-big-dotcom-ipo/ #IPOs #techfailures #Transmeta #273million #HackerNews #ngated -
🚀 #Modal just dropped a blog post bragging about their new #cloud #GPU notebook that boots faster than you can say "vaporware" 🌩️. Apparently, they raised $87M to perfect the art of writing about #features while pretending they're not talking about features. Bravo, Modal! 🥳
https://modal.com/blog/notebooks-internals #Vaporware #Investment #HackerNews #ngated -
Wow, #AI is such a "revolution" that we're now inventing new acronyms like SDD to justify throwing money at vaporware! 🚀💸 Who knew you could hit a $9.9B valuation with just smoke and mirrors—and maybe a beta registry if you're lucky. 😆✨
https://hyperdev.matsuoka.com/p/is-ai-a-bubble-i-didnt-think-so-until #Revolution #Vaporware #TechValuation #StartupBuzz #HackerNews #ngated -
🚀🎉 "Servo v0.0.1 Released"—because we definitely need yet another half-baked project claiming to revolutionize web tech with #vaporware. 🙄 Who knew embedding broken promises could be so #lightweight and high-performance? 😂
https://github.com/servo/servo #Servo #Release #WebTech #Performance #HackerNews #ngated -
Elder Scrolls VI remains gaming’s biggest mirage teased in 2018, still no release in sight. Rumors point to 2027, but realistically fans may wait until 2030+. Bethesda’s silence only fuels frustration.
#ElderScrollsVI #Bethesda #GamingLeaks #Vaporware #RPG #TECHiRead Full Article Here :- https://www.techi.com/elder-scrolls-vi-why-2027-release-date-is-unlikely/
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Star Citizen fans sigh deeply, rub their foreheads as developer casts doubt on Squadron 42's 2026 release: 'I don't know if we're going to make it'
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Wait so the latest #iPhone
now REALLY is #Vaporware?? 🤣 🤪 -
🔮✨ Presenting the Hermes 4: the latest in "We Promise It's Not Vaporware" tech! 🧙♂️🔧 Apparently, #authenticity is now a feature, because who needs actual functionality when you can sell #promises instead? 🙃
https://hermes4.nousresearch.com/ #Hermes4 #Vaporware #Tech #Innovation #HackerNews #ngated -
🚨BREAKING: A small, removable trinket might *someday* revolutionize your #gaming experience—if you can stop losing it in the couch cushions. 🎮🔍 But don't get too excited, it's only a "big deal" if your idea of excitement is waiting for #vaporware to materialize. 🙄
https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2025/08/tiny-removable-mini-ssd-could-eventually-be-a-big-deal-for-gaming-handhelds/ #revolution #technews #innovation #couchcushions #HackerNews #ngated -
Slowerpace. Zodiakyl lights. Music in between days for the edge of consciousness between being awake and asleep.
slowerpace.bandcamp.com/album/…
#outerworld #concrete city #close to the starless void #music for nights #vaporware
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#Accelerationists rejoice as King Knucklehead intimidates the refs, as if this would head off his #Tariff-induced #recession against the headwinds.
Firing the head of #BureauOfLaborStatistics won't help.
#Manufacturing #Jobs have fallen 3 months straight, and all the #TACO-Tariff rollbacks and #vaporware have not stopped the descent.
The #Dollar itself is about to topple, and yet he continues to shake the tower.
Going after #Canada could literally not be more fiscally suicidal.
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🎢🤹♀️ Behold the dizzying carnival of Cory Doctorow's digital playground, where #antitrust laws float in zero-gravity and the #privacy claims are as substantial as #vaporware. 🚀✨ Like a magpie with a new shiny trinket, we're all supposed to marvel at the dazzling defiance of political physics—now with more links and fewer trackers! 🧩🥳
https://pluralistic.net/2025/06/28/mamdani/#trustbusting #CoryDoctorow #DigitalPlayground #PoliticalPhysics #HackerNews #ngated -
Trump Phone? Is Lutnick going to insert those little screws?
This pretty much sums it up. "But the more you read about Trump’s cell plan and smartphone, the more confused you might get."
https://www.wired.com/story/9-urgent-questions-about-trump-mobile-and-the-gold-t1-smartphone/ #Trump #TrumpPhone #TrumpMobile #Grift #Corruption #MVNO #SmartPhone #MobilePhone #T1Phone #Android #CellPhone #Tariff #Fail #VaporWare
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Trump Phone? Is Lutnick going to insert those little screws?
This pretty much sums it up. "But the more you read about Trump’s cell plan and smartphone, the more confused you might get."
https://www.wired.com/story/9-urgent-questions-about-trump-mobile-and-the-gold-t1-smartphone/ #Trump #TrumpPhone #TrumpMobile #Grift #Corruption #MVNO #SmartPhone #MobilePhone #T1Phone #Android #CellPhone #Tariff #Fail #VaporWare
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Streit um Siri als Vaporware: Kontroverse bleibt bestehen
Apple steht nach wie vor im Fokus einer anhaltenden Kontroverse um angebliche Siri-Vaporware. Unbeirrt setzen Kritiker:innen,
https://www.apfeltalk.de/magazin/news/streit-um-siri-als-vaporware-kontroverse-bleibt-bestehen/
#KI #News #Apple #CraigFederighi #GregJoswiak #iPhone #JohnGruber #Kontroverse #KnstlicheIntelligenz #MGSiegler #Produktentwicklung #RussellIvanovic #Siri #Technologie #Technologiekritik #Vaporware #Werbung #WWDC -
Apple bestreitet kategorisch die Vaporware-Vorwürfe gegen Siri und bietet eine bessere Erklärung
Apple steht erneut im Mittelpunkt der Diskussionen rund um die Vorstellung mutmaßlicher Siri-Features. Diese wurden demonstriert, aber bislang
https://www.apfeltalk.de/magazin/news/apple-bestreitet-kategorisch-die-vaporware-vorwuerfe-gegen-siri-und-bietet-eine-bessere-erklaerung/
#KI #News #Apple #CraigFederighi #GregJoswiak #Innovation #IPhone16 #Siri #Technik #Vaporware #Verzgerung #WWDC -
Mayke [14/31] - The field is clear and the time is right, for Vaporwave Vaporware AI Solutions :blobfoxhyper2:
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🚀 The saga of Cyc: a $200 million, 40-year expedition into the depths of logical #AGI... with an epic plot twist: it failed! 🤖 Cycorp's secretive clubhouse antics left us with an #AI monument that's about as mature as a toddler on a sugar high. 🎢 RIP, Cyc—thanks for the memories and the vaporware!
https://yuxi-liu-wired.github.io/essays/posts/cyc/ #Cyc #failure #history #tech #drama #vaporware #HackerNews #ngated -
🚀 The saga of Cyc: a $200 million, 40-year expedition into the depths of logical #AGI... with an epic plot twist: it failed! 🤖 Cycorp's secretive clubhouse antics left us with an #AI monument that's about as mature as a toddler on a sugar high. 🎢 RIP, Cyc—thanks for the memories and the vaporware!
https://yuxi-liu-wired.github.io/essays/posts/cyc/ #Cyc #failure #history #tech #drama #vaporware #HackerNews #ngated -
🚀 The saga of Cyc: a $200 million, 40-year expedition into the depths of logical #AGI... with an epic plot twist: it failed! 🤖 Cycorp's secretive clubhouse antics left us with an #AI monument that's about as mature as a toddler on a sugar high. 🎢 RIP, Cyc—thanks for the memories and the vaporware!
https://yuxi-liu-wired.github.io/essays/posts/cyc/ #Cyc #failure #history #tech #drama #vaporware #HackerNews #ngated -
🚀 The saga of Cyc: a $200 million, 40-year expedition into the depths of logical #AGI... with an epic plot twist: it failed! 🤖 Cycorp's secretive clubhouse antics left us with an #AI monument that's about as mature as a toddler on a sugar high. 🎢 RIP, Cyc—thanks for the memories and the vaporware!
https://yuxi-liu-wired.github.io/essays/posts/cyc/ #Cyc #failure #history #tech #drama #vaporware #HackerNews #ngated -
🤦♂️ Look, a #Vectrex "computer" article that thinks converting ancient magazines into searchable text is a groundbreaking hobby! 🤓 Apparently, spending sick days lamenting over #vaporware is the new self-care. 🛌📚
https://www.amigalove.com/viewtopic.php?t=2887 #Hobby #DigitalArchiving #SelfCare #TechNostalgia #HackerNews #ngated -
#ElonMusk kündigt #Mars-Flug mit humanoidem #Roboter im #Starship für 2026 an. Erneute #Vaporware um #SpaceX Kursverluste zu lindern, oder bewahrheitet sich #AlienCovenant?🤖👽 https://www.zeit.de/wissen/2025-03/elon-musk-mars-starship-spacex
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Oneohtrix_Point_Never (US). 6 November 2024 @ Ääniwalli, Helsinki.
#OneohtrixPointNever #Ääniwalli #Aaniwalli #Helsinki #Finland #vaporware #experimental #electronics #plunderphonics
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Oneohtrix_Point_Never (US). 6 November 2024 @ Ääniwalli, Helsinki.
#OneohtrixPointNever #Ääniwalli #Aaniwalli #Helsinki #Finland #vaporware #experimental #electronics #plunderphonics
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Oneohtrix_Point_Never (US). 6 November 2024 @ Ääniwalli, Helsinki.
#OneohtrixPointNever #Ääniwalli #Aaniwalli #Helsinki #Finland #vaporware #experimental #electronics #plunderphonics
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Only 13 Thousand stars in the twelve hours since it was open sourced? lolz...
Oh, and a big congrats on another incrementally successful launch of #Starship a couple of days ago too!
More often than not, he's ahead of the curve, and the world loves a #Maverick that leverages their free market industrialist prowess toward #philanthropic ends.
Now if we can just convince him to ditch all that electric car bullshit (as good as he does it) that are piling up in backlogs at our ports because there's no more room on the car lots coz nobody wants them, and people are enslaved, working in the mines that produce the rare earth components of those poison batteries that run on the #coal and #petroleum that would be better utilized just to produce the electricity that we already consume.
Not to mention the ecological hazard those batteries pose, if they don't explode and incinerate the occupants of electric vehicles first; at least there's virtually no place to charge those vehicles, often stranded and scattered about like tombstones in a graveyard in the snow. - the grid couldn't take the load even if the government had managed (but failed miserably) to install all the #vaporware that they said would be charging stations everywhere anyway. And the only half-way decent charging stations out there are #Elon's anyway, and won't charge the legions of #EVs by other manufacturers that are just sitting, collecting dust, on the showroom floor.
Nevermind that #CNG is a cheap, clean way to power vehicles today, #Hydrogen is on its way, but research funding is attenuated by the lobbying efforts of special interest groups that instead promote the toxic and unsustainable electric vehicle industry.
Anyway, had Elon been alone in his quest to deliver quality EVs, I think the difference he would have made in that sector could have grown organically for those who aren't concerned about the death and suffering of those who mine the resources necessary to produce those undercarriage bombs that power those vehicles. But I digress, and this boost is about all the magnanimous contributions that #Musk has shared like #The_Boring_Company, #SpaceX, #Neuralink, ... Yeah, even #Tesla ;)
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Noch ein nettes, ausgezeichnetes und für uns sehr attraktives E-Auto das es aber wohl leider nie zu kaufen geben wird:
Schade...
#nicemobility #freundlichEmobilität #ecar
#emobility #emobilität
#CityFlitzer #urban #strom #mobil #Elektroauto #eauto #ecar #Stadt #Stadtverkehr #fff #Klimawandel #KlimaKrise #electriccar #goelectric #nett #freundlich #vaporware -
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The #vaporware #Musk puckering up to the rightwing GOP base in an attempt to cover his ass after failing on so many fronts.His #Tesla truck, #SpaceX, #Neuralink, #Hyperloop / #BoringCompany, the laughable #TeslaBot -- all complete scams.
This #twitter deal shows how much of an incompetent "business" man he really is.And the people say to him, "shut up and take my money!"