#vaporware — Public Fediverse posts
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Meiner Ansicht nach sollte das Spiel Star Citizen von den Medien und der Industrie allmählich ganz offiziell als #vaporware und als SCAM eingestuft und davor gewarnt werden …
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#starcitizen #vaporware
14 Jahre Entwicklungszeit und über 1 Milliarde $ via Crowdfunding ein kassiert:
Das Spiel wird nie fertig werden, und es wird nie das, was die Spieler wollen. Es ist voll mit Fehlern und Bugs.
@[email protected]
I told you so! 🤪
youtu.be/c4DLxtcsHik?...
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🚀 Ah, HackEurope 2026—where sleep-deprived geniuses 🤪 gather to glorify the sacred art of creating flashy UIs that do absolutely nothing. The big lesson? Make it look ✨cool✨, and #investors will throw money at your hollow #vaporware like it's the next big thing in AI. 👏🥳
https://duti.dev/blog/2026/spr/ #HackEurope2026 #UIdesign #Innovation #HackerNews #ngated -
🚀 Ah, HackEurope 2026—where sleep-deprived geniuses 🤪 gather to glorify the sacred art of creating flashy UIs that do absolutely nothing. The big lesson? Make it look ✨cool✨, and #investors will throw money at your hollow #vaporware like it's the next big thing in AI. 👏🥳
https://duti.dev/blog/2026/spr/ #HackEurope2026 #UIdesign #Innovation #HackerNews #ngated -
🚀 Ah, HackEurope 2026—where sleep-deprived geniuses 🤪 gather to glorify the sacred art of creating flashy UIs that do absolutely nothing. The big lesson? Make it look ✨cool✨, and #investors will throw money at your hollow #vaporware like it's the next big thing in AI. 👏🥳
https://duti.dev/blog/2026/spr/ #HackEurope2026 #UIdesign #Innovation #HackerNews #ngated -
🚫 Breaking news from the land of vaporware: GNU Hurd's latest "update" is a thrilling 403 Forbidden! 🎉 Who needs progress when you can have cryptic error messages instead?! 🙈
https://www.gnu.org/software/hurd/news/2026-q2.html #GNUHurd #Vaporware #403Forbidden #TechNews #ErrorMessages #Humor #HackerNews #ngated -
🚫 Breaking news from the land of vaporware: GNU Hurd's latest "update" is a thrilling 403 Forbidden! 🎉 Who needs progress when you can have cryptic error messages instead?! 🙈
https://www.gnu.org/software/hurd/news/2026-q2.html #GNUHurd #Vaporware #403Forbidden #TechNews #ErrorMessages #Humor #HackerNews #ngated -
🚫 Breaking news from the land of vaporware: GNU Hurd's latest "update" is a thrilling 403 Forbidden! 🎉 Who needs progress when you can have cryptic error messages instead?! 🙈
https://www.gnu.org/software/hurd/news/2026-q2.html #GNUHurd #Vaporware #403Forbidden #TechNews #ErrorMessages #Humor #HackerNews #ngated -
🤖 Ah, the Bun Rewrite in Rust—a masterclass in #vaporware hype where we pretend #AI will save open source maintainers from their coffee addiction! ☕ Just slap "Anthropics" and "AI" together, and voilà, instant sky-high valuation while actual developers roll their eyes into orbit. 🚀
https://lockwood.dev/ai/2026/07/27/how-is-the-bun-rewrite-in-rust-going.html #BunRewrite #Rust #OpenSource #CoffeeAddiction #HackerNews #ngated -
🤖 Ah, the Bun Rewrite in Rust—a masterclass in #vaporware hype where we pretend #AI will save open source maintainers from their coffee addiction! ☕ Just slap "Anthropics" and "AI" together, and voilà, instant sky-high valuation while actual developers roll their eyes into orbit. 🚀
https://lockwood.dev/ai/2026/07/27/how-is-the-bun-rewrite-in-rust-going.html #BunRewrite #Rust #OpenSource #CoffeeAddiction #HackerNews #ngated -
🤖 Ah, the Bun Rewrite in Rust—a masterclass in #vaporware hype where we pretend #AI will save open source maintainers from their coffee addiction! ☕ Just slap "Anthropics" and "AI" together, and voilà, instant sky-high valuation while actual developers roll their eyes into orbit. 🚀
https://lockwood.dev/ai/2026/07/27/how-is-the-bun-rewrite-in-rust-going.html #BunRewrite #Rust #OpenSource #CoffeeAddiction #HackerNews #ngated -
Und wir nähern uns Jahr 3 nach der Glasfaserbestellung. NIx. Nada. Njente.
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🔥 Behold, yet another #Rust knock-off that promises the world and delivers... well, who knows? 😅 "Gossamer" sounds like a delicate fairy tale, but it's hard to believe our #programming dreams will be whisked away to a magical land where scripts run like binaries and memory management is a breeze. 🚀 Just another day in the land of #vaporware and tech buzzwords! 🤖
https://gossamer-lang.org/ #Gossamer #TechBuzz #HackerNews #ngated -
🔥 Behold, yet another #Rust knock-off that promises the world and delivers... well, who knows? 😅 "Gossamer" sounds like a delicate fairy tale, but it's hard to believe our #programming dreams will be whisked away to a magical land where scripts run like binaries and memory management is a breeze. 🚀 Just another day in the land of #vaporware and tech buzzwords! 🤖
https://gossamer-lang.org/ #Gossamer #TechBuzz #HackerNews #ngated -
🔥 Behold, yet another #Rust knock-off that promises the world and delivers... well, who knows? 😅 "Gossamer" sounds like a delicate fairy tale, but it's hard to believe our #programming dreams will be whisked away to a magical land where scripts run like binaries and memory management is a breeze. 🚀 Just another day in the land of #vaporware and tech buzzwords! 🤖
https://gossamer-lang.org/ #Gossamer #TechBuzz #HackerNews #ngated -
#Muddle might appear to be #vaporware since it fails the "show me the code" style test (#POCOGTFO) but in reality the code isn't important and, besides, #TMTOWTDI
What it is is a particular refinement of the idea of deniable encryption. One that is very practical and flexible. It does, however, rely on the idea that it should be OK for normal people to have access to decent cryptographic tools to enable them to exchange messages securely while also allowing them freedom of association and the ability to build up their own networks, regardless of external snoops who might be using the metadata (who is in contact with who) to infer association.
#Muddle starts with #noise but beyond that, it should be possible to embed #signals and beyond that it could could be used to build #communities
The biggest problem, of course, is that all of our metadata is being fed into systems that map our social networks. That's why #muddle as a #SharedNoise network helps to frustrate this.
IDK... this is kind of like a partial #manifesto but I'm not sure about how to write such things ...
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#Muddle might appear to be #vaporware since it fails the "show me the code" style test (#POCOGTFO) but in reality the code isn't important and, besides, #TMTOWTDI
What it is is a particular refinement of the idea of deniable encryption. One that is very practical and flexible. It does, however, rely on the idea that it should be OK for normal people to have access to decent cryptographic tools to enable them to exchange messages securely while also allowing them freedom of association and the ability to build up their own networks, regardless of external snoops who might be using the metadata (who is in contact with who) to infer association.
#Muddle starts with #noise but beyond that, it should be possible to embed #signals and beyond that it could could be used to build #communities
The biggest problem, of course, is that all of our metadata is being fed into systems that map our social networks. That's why #muddle as a #SharedNoise network helps to frustrate this.
IDK... this is kind of like a partial #manifesto but I'm not sure about how to write such things ...
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🚨 BREAKING: An epic saga of #vaporware continues as 'Claude Fable 5' triumphantly joins the illustrious ranks of software that doesn't exist. 🏆 In a stunning plot twist, techies are left to ponder the profound mystery of how one can critique a product that’s more elusive than #Bigfoot. 🕵️♂️ Spoiler alert: it’s still not found! 🙃
https://www.anthropic.com/news/claude-fable-5-mythos-5 #techhumor #softwaremystery #ClaudeFable5 #HackerNews #ngated -
🚨 BREAKING: An epic saga of #vaporware continues as 'Claude Fable 5' triumphantly joins the illustrious ranks of software that doesn't exist. 🏆 In a stunning plot twist, techies are left to ponder the profound mystery of how one can critique a product that’s more elusive than #Bigfoot. 🕵️♂️ Spoiler alert: it’s still not found! 🙃
https://www.anthropic.com/news/claude-fable-5-mythos-5 #techhumor #softwaremystery #ClaudeFable5 #HackerNews #ngated -
@g7izu dogdamn, no idea where that graphs are from, but that's some gorgeous UI! #cassettefuturism and #vaporware esthetics
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@g7izu dogdamn, no idea where that graphs are from, but that's some gorgeous UI! #cassettefuturism and #vaporware esthetics
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@g7izu dogdamn, no idea where that graphs are from, but that's some gorgeous UI! #cassettefuturism and #vaporware esthetics
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#LGBTQ English #Wikipedia deletion alert
Could you save this LGBTQ related #English Wikipedia article from deletion?
List of media notable for being in development hell
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_media_notable_for_being_in_development_hell
Discussion: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Articles_for_deletion/List_of_media_notable_for_being_in_development_hell -
Salesforce Has an AI Vaporware Problem
A new report from Bloomberg raises some uncomfortable questions about Salesforce’s marketing around Agentforce, the company’s AI platform.…
#NewsBeep #News #Artificialintelligence #AI #ArtificialIntelligence #AU #Australia #MarcBenioff #saas #Salesforce #Technology #vaporware
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Salesforce Has an AI Vaporware Problem
A new report from Bloomberg raises some uncomfortable questions about Salesforce’s marketing around Agentforce, the company’s AI platform.…
#NewsBeep #News #US #USA #UnitedStates #UnitedStatesOfAmerica #Artificialintelligence #AI #ArtificialIntelligence #MarcBenioff #saas #Salesforce #Technology #vaporware
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Salesforce Has an AI Vaporware Problem
A new report from Bloomberg raises some uncomfortable questions about Salesforce’s marketing around Agentforce, the company’s AI platform.…
#NewsBeep #News #Artificialintelligence #AI #ArtificialIntelligence #MarcBenioff #saas #Salesforce #Technology #UK #UnitedKingdom #vaporware
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Triebwerksausfall und unkontrollierter Absturz – also nach SpaceX-Maßstäben ein erfolgreicher Testflug.
https://www.zeit.de/wissenschaft/2026-05/starship-spacex-elon-musk-rakete-testflug-erfolg
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Triebwerksausfall und unkontrollierter Absturz – also nach SpaceX-Maßstäben ein erfolgreicher Testflug.
https://www.zeit.de/wissenschaft/2026-05/starship-spacex-elon-musk-rakete-testflug-erfolg
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Triebwerksausfall und unkontrollierter Absturz – also nach SpaceX-Maßstäben ein erfolgreicher Testflug.
https://www.zeit.de/wissenschaft/2026-05/starship-spacex-elon-musk-rakete-testflug-erfolg
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🎉🥳 Behold, the grand unveiling of #Googlebook, a revolutionary product that will definitely arrive in 2026 and not at all scream "vaporware"! 🚀✨ But hey, at least you get to enjoy an endless loop of silent videos while repeatedly confirming your age and surrendering your soul to Google's Terms & Conditions. 🤦♂️📜
https://googlebook.google/ #Vaporware #TechNews #Innovation #PrivacyConcerns #HackerNews #ngated -
🎉🥳 Behold, the grand unveiling of #Googlebook, a revolutionary product that will definitely arrive in 2026 and not at all scream "vaporware"! 🚀✨ But hey, at least you get to enjoy an endless loop of silent videos while repeatedly confirming your age and surrendering your soul to Google's Terms & Conditions. 🤦♂️📜
https://googlebook.google/ #Vaporware #TechNews #Innovation #PrivacyConcerns #HackerNews #ngated -
🎉🥳 Behold, the grand unveiling of #Googlebook, a revolutionary product that will definitely arrive in 2026 and not at all scream "vaporware"! 🚀✨ But hey, at least you get to enjoy an endless loop of silent videos while repeatedly confirming your age and surrendering your soul to Google's Terms & Conditions. 🤦♂️📜
https://googlebook.google/ #Vaporware #TechNews #Innovation #PrivacyConcerns #HackerNews #ngated -
Rund 590.000 Vorbesteller warten seit Sommer 2025 auf das #T1-#Smartphone von #Trump Mobile. Jetzt räumt der Hersteller ein: Es gibt keine Garantie, dass das Gerät je kommt. #Vaporware https://winfuture.de/news,158632.html?utm_source=Mastodon&utm_medium=ManualStatus&utm_campaign=SocialMedia
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Rund 590.000 Vorbesteller warten seit Sommer 2025 auf das #T1-#Smartphone von #Trump Mobile. Jetzt räumt der Hersteller ein: Es gibt keine Garantie, dass das Gerät je kommt. #Vaporware https://winfuture.de/news,158632.html?utm_source=Mastodon&utm_medium=ManualStatus&utm_campaign=SocialMedia
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Rund 590.000 Vorbesteller warten seit Sommer 2025 auf das #T1-#Smartphone von #Trump Mobile. Jetzt räumt der Hersteller ein: Es gibt keine Garantie, dass das Gerät je kommt. #Vaporware https://winfuture.de/news,158632.html?utm_source=Mastodon&utm_medium=ManualStatus&utm_campaign=SocialMedia
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One founder just called out something the VC community has been quietly living with for a while. AI startups are reporting CARR, which counts revenue that hasn't been invoiced and may never be, to the press while labeling it ARR. The gap between those two numbers, per the CEO who went public about it, can run 3 to 5x.
Here's the part that should make you uncomfortable if you're buying AI tools or evaluating vendors: the VCs aren't getting fooled. They read the contracts. The people getting fooled are journalists writing the coverage you're using to make procurement decisions, and employees who think they're joining a rocketship.
A few things worth sitting with:
- Free pilots counted as revenue is not a new trick. It just has a better outfit now.
- If you're a CIO evaluating an AI vendor's "momentum," ask one question: is that ARR live and invoiced, or contracted?
- The companies chasing inflated benchmarks they can't actually hit are the ones that will blow up your implementation 18 months in.We've been here before. The numbers looked great right up until they didn't.
https://www.fastcompany.com/91532292/ai-startups-arr-carr-scott-stevenson
#AI #Leadership #Cybersecurity #VC #PE #startup #vaporware -
One founder just called out something the VC community has been quietly living with for a while. AI startups are reporting CARR, which counts revenue that hasn't been invoiced and may never be, to the press while labeling it ARR. The gap between those two numbers, per the CEO who went public about it, can run 3 to 5x.
Here's the part that should make you uncomfortable if you're buying AI tools or evaluating vendors: the VCs aren't getting fooled. They read the contracts. The people getting fooled are journalists writing the coverage you're using to make procurement decisions, and employees who think they're joining a rocketship.
A few things worth sitting with:
- Free pilots counted as revenue is not a new trick. It just has a better outfit now.
- If you're a CIO evaluating an AI vendor's "momentum," ask one question: is that ARR live and invoiced, or contracted?
- The companies chasing inflated benchmarks they can't actually hit are the ones that will blow up your implementation 18 months in.We've been here before. The numbers looked great right up until they didn't.
https://www.fastcompany.com/91532292/ai-startups-arr-carr-scott-stevenson
#AI #Leadership #Cybersecurity #VC #PE #startup #vaporware -
One founder just called out something the VC community has been quietly living with for a while. AI startups are reporting CARR, which counts revenue that hasn't been invoiced and may never be, to the press while labeling it ARR. The gap between those two numbers, per the CEO who went public about it, can run 3 to 5x.
Here's the part that should make you uncomfortable if you're buying AI tools or evaluating vendors: the VCs aren't getting fooled. They read the contracts. The people getting fooled are journalists writing the coverage you're using to make procurement decisions, and employees who think they're joining a rocketship.
A few things worth sitting with:
- Free pilots counted as revenue is not a new trick. It just has a better outfit now.
- If you're a CIO evaluating an AI vendor's "momentum," ask one question: is that ARR live and invoiced, or contracted?
- The companies chasing inflated benchmarks they can't actually hit are the ones that will blow up your implementation 18 months in.We've been here before. The numbers looked great right up until they didn't.
https://www.fastcompany.com/91532292/ai-startups-arr-carr-scott-stevenson
#AI #Leadership #Cybersecurity #VC #PE #startup #vaporware -
Mehr kostenloses Marketing für den "KI"-Scam ...
Der ganze Softwarestack ist überkomplex, es ist immer nur eine Frage der Zeit bis jemand einen Weg findet, mehr Lücken zu entdecken.
Die Lösung ist nicht kopfloses Herumhühnern und irgendeine - stand Heute - #Vaporware zu überhöhen, sondern das mal anzugehen ...
ohne "Anthropic". Die legen Brände (vielleicht in diesem Fall viel Rauch?) und wollen jetzt der Welt selber (rationiert!!) das Löschwasser verkaufen.
Haha.
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Mehr kostenloses Marketing für den "KI"-Scam ...
Der ganze Softwarestack ist überkomplex, es ist immer nur eine Frage der Zeit bis jemand einen Weg findet, mehr Lücken zu entdecken.
Die Lösung ist nicht kopfloses Herumhühnern und irgendeine - stand Heute - #Vaporware zu überhöhen, sondern das mal anzugehen ...
ohne "Anthropic". Die legen Brände (vielleicht in diesem Fall viel Rauch?) und wollen jetzt der Welt selber (rationiert!!) das Löschwasser verkaufen.
Haha.
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Mehr kostenloses Marketing für den "KI"-Scam ...
Der ganze Softwarestack ist überkomplex, es ist immer nur eine Frage der Zeit bis jemand einen Weg findet, mehr Lücken zu entdecken.
Die Lösung ist nicht kopfloses Herumhühnern und irgendeine - stand Heute - #Vaporware zu überhöhen, sondern das mal anzugehen ...
ohne "Anthropic". Die legen Brände (vielleicht in diesem Fall viel Rauch?) und wollen jetzt der Welt selber (rationiert!!) das Löschwasser verkaufen.
Haha.
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🚀 Ah, the ever-elusive #FIXAPL #beta, the software equivalent of Schrödinger's cat: it exists, but good luck finding anyone who actually uses it. 🙃 More #vaporware from the tech world, proving once again that some betas are better left in the alpha stages. 😂
https://fixapl.netlify.app/ #TechHumor #SoftwareDevelopment #SchrödingersCat #HackerNews #ngated -
🚀 Ah, the ever-elusive #FIXAPL #beta, the software equivalent of Schrödinger's cat: it exists, but good luck finding anyone who actually uses it. 🙃 More #vaporware from the tech world, proving once again that some betas are better left in the alpha stages. 😂
https://fixapl.netlify.app/ #TechHumor #SoftwareDevelopment #SchrödingersCat #HackerNews #ngated -
🚀 Ah, the ever-elusive #FIXAPL #beta, the software equivalent of Schrödinger's cat: it exists, but good luck finding anyone who actually uses it. 🙃 More #vaporware from the tech world, proving once again that some betas are better left in the alpha stages. 😂
https://fixapl.netlify.app/ #TechHumor #SoftwareDevelopment #SchrödingersCat #HackerNews #ngated -
Oh look cloudflare making a Wordpress like CMS, will the archive it as quickly as the last project
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Oh look cloudflare making a Wordpress like CMS, will the archive it as quickly as the last project
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Oh look cloudflare making a Wordpress like CMS, will the archive it as quickly as the last project
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Oh, look! Yet another scroll-stopping #Forbes masterpiece: a guide to #vaporware from a company that might as well be selling #unicorn #tears 🦄💧. Who knew you needed #JavaScript just to contemplate the #existential #void of OpenAI's non-existent products? 🤔✨
https://www.forbes.com/sites/phoebeliu/2026/03/31/openai-graveyard-deals-and-products-havent-happened-openai/ #OpenAI #HackerNews #ngated -
Oh, look! Yet another scroll-stopping #Forbes masterpiece: a guide to #vaporware from a company that might as well be selling #unicorn #tears 🦄💧. Who knew you needed #JavaScript just to contemplate the #existential #void of OpenAI's non-existent products? 🤔✨
https://www.forbes.com/sites/phoebeliu/2026/03/31/openai-graveyard-deals-and-products-havent-happened-openai/ #OpenAI #HackerNews #ngated -
Oh, look! Yet another scroll-stopping #Forbes masterpiece: a guide to #vaporware from a company that might as well be selling #unicorn #tears 🦄💧. Who knew you needed #JavaScript just to contemplate the #existential #void of OpenAI's non-existent products? 🤔✨
https://www.forbes.com/sites/phoebeliu/2026/03/31/openai-graveyard-deals-and-products-havent-happened-openai/ #OpenAI #HackerNews #ngated -
UK AI Action Plan: vaporware, crypto bros, no AI - YouTube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nB415dkRsYISee also:
Revealed: UK’s multibillion AI drive is built on ‘phantom investments’
https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2026/mar/09/revealed-uks-multibillion-ai-drive-is-built-on-phantom-investments -
UK AI Action Plan: vaporware, crypto bros, no AI - YouTube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nB415dkRsYISee also:
Revealed: UK’s multibillion AI drive is built on ‘phantom investments’
https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2026/mar/09/revealed-uks-multibillion-ai-drive-is-built-on-phantom-investments -
UK AI Action Plan: vaporware, crypto bros, no AI - YouTube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nB415dkRsYISee also:
Revealed: UK’s multibillion AI drive is built on ‘phantom investments’
https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2026/mar/09/revealed-uks-multibillion-ai-drive-is-built-on-phantom-investments -
These Hackers Are Turning Dead Vapes Into Musical Synthesizers
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These Hackers Are Turning Dead Vapes Into Musical Synthesizers
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Mất $2k vì "clean code" là vaporware. Làm thế nào để giải quyết vấn đề tin cậy khi mua công cụ SaaS và AI? #vaporware #SaaS #AI #trustissues #clean_code #lỗilãi #công_cụ_SaaS #trình_độ_ai
https://www.reddit.com/r/SaaS/comments/1qqy3fs/i_lost_2k_on_clean_code_that_was_vaporware_how_do/
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@carnage4life
LOL! Someone should really be keeping track of all of Elon’s failed promises and predictions. 😂 -
@carnage4life
LOL! Someone should really be keeping track of all of Elon’s failed promises and predictions. 😂 -
It’s Official – Trump Phone is Vaporware
First it was Aug 2025, then Oct, then end of year (maybe). Now it’s______________?
Sorry to the plebs that plopped down a down payment…. Add Phone to the vaporware list – Bibles, Fancy Sneakers, Vodka, Steaks, Deodorant, Bottled Water, and Coffee Pod to name a few! https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/dec/31/trump-family-business-delays-launch-of-gold-smartphone #TrumpMobile #Android #MobilePhone #VaporWare
