#vaporware — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #vaporware, aggregated by home.social.
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🤖 Ah, the Bun Rewrite in Rust—a masterclass in #vaporware hype where we pretend #AI will save open source maintainers from their coffee addiction! ☕ Just slap "Anthropics" and "AI" together, and voilà, instant sky-high valuation while actual developers roll their eyes into orbit. 🚀
https://lockwood.dev/ai/2026/07/27/how-is-the-bun-rewrite-in-rust-going.html #BunRewrite #Rust #OpenSource #CoffeeAddiction #HackerNews #ngated -
🤖 Ah, the Bun Rewrite in Rust—a masterclass in #vaporware hype where we pretend #AI will save open source maintainers from their coffee addiction! ☕ Just slap "Anthropics" and "AI" together, and voilà, instant sky-high valuation while actual developers roll their eyes into orbit. 🚀
https://lockwood.dev/ai/2026/07/27/how-is-the-bun-rewrite-in-rust-going.html #BunRewrite #Rust #OpenSource #CoffeeAddiction #HackerNews #ngated -
Und wir nähern uns Jahr 3 nach der Glasfaserbestellung. NIx. Nada. Njente.
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Elon Musk faces more trouble over Tesla data for Europe launch as traffic safety researchers accuse the company of cooking safety numbers to get approved for FSD features in Sweden and the Netherlands.
#fraud #negligence #Tesla #harm #deaths #FSD #vaporware #lies #EU
youtube.com/watch?v=rYlz...
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🔥 Behold, yet another #Rust knock-off that promises the world and delivers... well, who knows? 😅 "Gossamer" sounds like a delicate fairy tale, but it's hard to believe our #programming dreams will be whisked away to a magical land where scripts run like binaries and memory management is a breeze. 🚀 Just another day in the land of #vaporware and tech buzzwords! 🤖
https://gossamer-lang.org/ #Gossamer #TechBuzz #HackerNews #ngated -
🔥 Behold, yet another #Rust knock-off that promises the world and delivers... well, who knows? 😅 "Gossamer" sounds like a delicate fairy tale, but it's hard to believe our #programming dreams will be whisked away to a magical land where scripts run like binaries and memory management is a breeze. 🚀 Just another day in the land of #vaporware and tech buzzwords! 🤖
https://gossamer-lang.org/ #Gossamer #TechBuzz #HackerNews #ngated -
🚨 BREAKING: An epic saga of #vaporware continues as 'Claude Fable 5' triumphantly joins the illustrious ranks of software that doesn't exist. 🏆 In a stunning plot twist, techies are left to ponder the profound mystery of how one can critique a product that’s more elusive than #Bigfoot. 🕵️♂️ Spoiler alert: it’s still not found! 🙃
https://www.anthropic.com/news/claude-fable-5-mythos-5 #techhumor #softwaremystery #ClaudeFable5 #HackerNews #ngated -
@g7izu dogdamn, no idea where that graphs are from, but that's some gorgeous UI! #cassettefuturism and #vaporware esthetics
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@g7izu dogdamn, no idea where that graphs are from, but that's some gorgeous UI! #cassettefuturism and #vaporware esthetics
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Triebwerksausfall und unkontrollierter Absturz – also nach SpaceX-Maßstäben ein erfolgreicher Testflug.
https://www.zeit.de/wissenschaft/2026-05/starship-spacex-elon-musk-rakete-testflug-erfolg
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Triebwerksausfall und unkontrollierter Absturz – also nach SpaceX-Maßstäben ein erfolgreicher Testflug.
https://www.zeit.de/wissenschaft/2026-05/starship-spacex-elon-musk-rakete-testflug-erfolg
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🎉🥳 Behold, the grand unveiling of #Googlebook, a revolutionary product that will definitely arrive in 2026 and not at all scream "vaporware"! 🚀✨ But hey, at least you get to enjoy an endless loop of silent videos while repeatedly confirming your age and surrendering your soul to Google's Terms & Conditions. 🤦♂️📜
https://googlebook.google/ #Vaporware #TechNews #Innovation #PrivacyConcerns #HackerNews #ngated -
🎉🥳 Behold, the grand unveiling of #Googlebook, a revolutionary product that will definitely arrive in 2026 and not at all scream "vaporware"! 🚀✨ But hey, at least you get to enjoy an endless loop of silent videos while repeatedly confirming your age and surrendering your soul to Google's Terms & Conditions. 🤦♂️📜
https://googlebook.google/ #Vaporware #TechNews #Innovation #PrivacyConcerns #HackerNews #ngated -
Rund 590.000 Vorbesteller warten seit Sommer 2025 auf das #T1-#Smartphone von #Trump Mobile. Jetzt räumt der Hersteller ein: Es gibt keine Garantie, dass das Gerät je kommt. #Vaporware https://winfuture.de/news,158632.html?utm_source=Mastodon&utm_medium=ManualStatus&utm_campaign=SocialMedia
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Rund 590.000 Vorbesteller warten seit Sommer 2025 auf das #T1-#Smartphone von #Trump Mobile. Jetzt räumt der Hersteller ein: Es gibt keine Garantie, dass das Gerät je kommt. #Vaporware https://winfuture.de/news,158632.html?utm_source=Mastodon&utm_medium=ManualStatus&utm_campaign=SocialMedia
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One founder just called out something the VC community has been quietly living with for a while. AI startups are reporting CARR, which counts revenue that hasn't been invoiced and may never be, to the press while labeling it ARR. The gap between those two numbers, per the CEO who went public about it, can run 3 to 5x.
Here's the part that should make you uncomfortable if you're buying AI tools or evaluating vendors: the VCs aren't getting fooled. They read the contracts. The people getting fooled are journalists writing the coverage you're using to make procurement decisions, and employees who think they're joining a rocketship.
A few things worth sitting with:
- Free pilots counted as revenue is not a new trick. It just has a better outfit now.
- If you're a CIO evaluating an AI vendor's "momentum," ask one question: is that ARR live and invoiced, or contracted?
- The companies chasing inflated benchmarks they can't actually hit are the ones that will blow up your implementation 18 months in.We've been here before. The numbers looked great right up until they didn't.
https://www.fastcompany.com/91532292/ai-startups-arr-carr-scott-stevenson
#AI #Leadership #Cybersecurity #VC #PE #startup #vaporware -
One founder just called out something the VC community has been quietly living with for a while. AI startups are reporting CARR, which counts revenue that hasn't been invoiced and may never be, to the press while labeling it ARR. The gap between those two numbers, per the CEO who went public about it, can run 3 to 5x.
Here's the part that should make you uncomfortable if you're buying AI tools or evaluating vendors: the VCs aren't getting fooled. They read the contracts. The people getting fooled are journalists writing the coverage you're using to make procurement decisions, and employees who think they're joining a rocketship.
A few things worth sitting with:
- Free pilots counted as revenue is not a new trick. It just has a better outfit now.
- If you're a CIO evaluating an AI vendor's "momentum," ask one question: is that ARR live and invoiced, or contracted?
- The companies chasing inflated benchmarks they can't actually hit are the ones that will blow up your implementation 18 months in.We've been here before. The numbers looked great right up until they didn't.
https://www.fastcompany.com/91532292/ai-startups-arr-carr-scott-stevenson
#AI #Leadership #Cybersecurity #VC #PE #startup #vaporware -
Mehr kostenloses Marketing für den "KI"-Scam ...
Der ganze Softwarestack ist überkomplex, es ist immer nur eine Frage der Zeit bis jemand einen Weg findet, mehr Lücken zu entdecken.
Die Lösung ist nicht kopfloses Herumhühnern und irgendeine - stand Heute - #Vaporware zu überhöhen, sondern das mal anzugehen ...
ohne "Anthropic". Die legen Brände (vielleicht in diesem Fall viel Rauch?) und wollen jetzt der Welt selber (rationiert!!) das Löschwasser verkaufen.
Haha.
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Mehr kostenloses Marketing für den "KI"-Scam ...
Der ganze Softwarestack ist überkomplex, es ist immer nur eine Frage der Zeit bis jemand einen Weg findet, mehr Lücken zu entdecken.
Die Lösung ist nicht kopfloses Herumhühnern und irgendeine - stand Heute - #Vaporware zu überhöhen, sondern das mal anzugehen ...
ohne "Anthropic". Die legen Brände (vielleicht in diesem Fall viel Rauch?) und wollen jetzt der Welt selber (rationiert!!) das Löschwasser verkaufen.
Haha.
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🚀 Ah, the ever-elusive #FIXAPL #beta, the software equivalent of Schrödinger's cat: it exists, but good luck finding anyone who actually uses it. 🙃 More #vaporware from the tech world, proving once again that some betas are better left in the alpha stages. 😂
https://fixapl.netlify.app/ #TechHumor #SoftwareDevelopment #SchrödingersCat #HackerNews #ngated -
🚀 Ah, the ever-elusive #FIXAPL #beta, the software equivalent of Schrödinger's cat: it exists, but good luck finding anyone who actually uses it. 🙃 More #vaporware from the tech world, proving once again that some betas are better left in the alpha stages. 😂
https://fixapl.netlify.app/ #TechHumor #SoftwareDevelopment #SchrödingersCat #HackerNews #ngated -
Oh look cloudflare making a Wordpress like CMS, will the archive it as quickly as the last project
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Oh look cloudflare making a Wordpress like CMS, will the archive it as quickly as the last project
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Oh, look! Yet another scroll-stopping #Forbes masterpiece: a guide to #vaporware from a company that might as well be selling #unicorn #tears 🦄💧. Who knew you needed #JavaScript just to contemplate the #existential #void of OpenAI's non-existent products? 🤔✨
https://www.forbes.com/sites/phoebeliu/2026/03/31/openai-graveyard-deals-and-products-havent-happened-openai/ #OpenAI #HackerNews #ngated -
Oh, look! Yet another scroll-stopping #Forbes masterpiece: a guide to #vaporware from a company that might as well be selling #unicorn #tears 🦄💧. Who knew you needed #JavaScript just to contemplate the #existential #void of OpenAI's non-existent products? 🤔✨
https://www.forbes.com/sites/phoebeliu/2026/03/31/openai-graveyard-deals-and-products-havent-happened-openai/ #OpenAI #HackerNews #ngated -
UK AI Action Plan: vaporware, crypto bros, no AI - YouTube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nB415dkRsYISee also:
Revealed: UK’s multibillion AI drive is built on ‘phantom investments’
https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2026/mar/09/revealed-uks-multibillion-ai-drive-is-built-on-phantom-investments -
UK AI Action Plan: vaporware, crypto bros, no AI - YouTube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nB415dkRsYISee also:
Revealed: UK’s multibillion AI drive is built on ‘phantom investments’
https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2026/mar/09/revealed-uks-multibillion-ai-drive-is-built-on-phantom-investments -
These Hackers Are Turning Dead Vapes Into Musical Synthesizers
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These Hackers Are Turning Dead Vapes Into Musical Synthesizers
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@carnage4life
LOL! Someone should really be keeping track of all of Elon’s failed promises and predictions. 😂 -
@carnage4life
LOL! Someone should really be keeping track of all of Elon’s failed promises and predictions. 😂 -
It’s Official – Trump Phone is Vaporware
First it was Aug 2025, then Oct, then end of year (maybe). Now it’s______________?
Sorry to the plebs that plopped down a down payment…. Add Phone to the vaporware list – Bibles, Fancy Sneakers, Vodka, Steaks, Deodorant, Bottled Water, and Coffee Pod to name a few! https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/dec/31/trump-family-business-delays-launch-of-gold-smartphone #TrumpMobile #Android #MobilePhone #VaporWare
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It’s Official – Trump Phone is Vaporware
First it was Aug 2025, then Oct, then end of year (maybe). Now it’s______________?
Sorry to the plebs that plopped down a down payment…. Add Phone to the vaporware list – Bibles, Fancy Sneakers, Vodka, Steaks, Deodorant, Bottled Water, and Coffee Pod to name a few! https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/dec/31/trump-family-business-delays-launch-of-gold-smartphone #TrumpMobile #Android #MobilePhone #VaporWare
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🚀✨ Behold, yet another "modern" X server rises from the ashes, written in the ever-so-relevant #Zig. #Phoenix promises simplicity and #innovation, just like every other #vaporware before it. 🐢 But fear not, you can't actually use it for anything real yet—because who needs functionality when you have ambition? 🙃
https://git.dec05eba.com/phoenix/about/ #modernXserver #HackerNews #ngated -
🚀✨ Behold, yet another "modern" X server rises from the ashes, written in the ever-so-relevant #Zig. #Phoenix promises simplicity and #innovation, just like every other #vaporware before it. 🐢 But fear not, you can't actually use it for anything real yet—because who needs functionality when you have ambition? 🙃
https://git.dec05eba.com/phoenix/about/ #modernXserver #HackerNews #ngated -
When aproduct release announcement isn't really a release announcement. But, make sure to sign up today and drop down that deposit, and we will get back to you! https://qz.com/trump-phone-mia-nov-2025 #TrumpPhone #Mobility #MobilePhone #Wireless #CellPhone #VaporWare
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When aproduct release announcement isn't really a release announcement. But, make sure to sign up today and drop down that deposit, and we will get back to you! https://qz.com/trump-phone-mia-nov-2025 #TrumpPhone #Mobility #MobilePhone #Wireless #CellPhone #VaporWare
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Ah, #nostalgia for the days when burning 273 million dollars on a non-dotcom-but-still-dotcom IPO was considered "success." 🤷♂️ Thankfully, Transmeta’s grand plans were so potent they managed to outdo #vaporware with sheer absence! 💸💨
https://dfarq.homeip.net/what-happened-to-transmeta-the-last-big-dotcom-ipo/ #IPOs #techfailures #Transmeta #273million #HackerNews #ngated -
Ah, #nostalgia for the days when burning 273 million dollars on a non-dotcom-but-still-dotcom IPO was considered "success." 🤷♂️ Thankfully, Transmeta’s grand plans were so potent they managed to outdo #vaporware with sheer absence! 💸💨
https://dfarq.homeip.net/what-happened-to-transmeta-the-last-big-dotcom-ipo/ #IPOs #techfailures #Transmeta #273million #HackerNews #ngated -
🚀 #Modal just dropped a blog post bragging about their new #cloud #GPU notebook that boots faster than you can say "vaporware" 🌩️. Apparently, they raised $87M to perfect the art of writing about #features while pretending they're not talking about features. Bravo, Modal! 🥳
https://modal.com/blog/notebooks-internals #Vaporware #Investment #HackerNews #ngated -
🚀 #Modal just dropped a blog post bragging about their new #cloud #GPU notebook that boots faster than you can say "vaporware" 🌩️. Apparently, they raised $87M to perfect the art of writing about #features while pretending they're not talking about features. Bravo, Modal! 🥳
https://modal.com/blog/notebooks-internals #Vaporware #Investment #HackerNews #ngated -
Wow, #AI is such a "revolution" that we're now inventing new acronyms like SDD to justify throwing money at vaporware! 🚀💸 Who knew you could hit a $9.9B valuation with just smoke and mirrors—and maybe a beta registry if you're lucky. 😆✨
https://hyperdev.matsuoka.com/p/is-ai-a-bubble-i-didnt-think-so-until #Revolution #Vaporware #TechValuation #StartupBuzz #HackerNews #ngated -
Wow, #AI is such a "revolution" that we're now inventing new acronyms like SDD to justify throwing money at vaporware! 🚀💸 Who knew you could hit a $9.9B valuation with just smoke and mirrors—and maybe a beta registry if you're lucky. 😆✨
https://hyperdev.matsuoka.com/p/is-ai-a-bubble-i-didnt-think-so-until #Revolution #Vaporware #TechValuation #StartupBuzz #HackerNews #ngated -
🚀🎉 "Servo v0.0.1 Released"—because we definitely need yet another half-baked project claiming to revolutionize web tech with #vaporware. 🙄 Who knew embedding broken promises could be so #lightweight and high-performance? 😂
https://github.com/servo/servo #Servo #Release #WebTech #Performance #HackerNews #ngated -
🚀🎉 "Servo v0.0.1 Released"—because we definitely need yet another half-baked project claiming to revolutionize web tech with #vaporware. 🙄 Who knew embedding broken promises could be so #lightweight and high-performance? 😂
https://github.com/servo/servo #Servo #Release #WebTech #Performance #HackerNews #ngated -
Star Citizen fans sigh deeply, rub their foreheads as developer casts doubt on Squadron 42's 2026 release: 'I don't know if we're going to make it'
