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"I love playing catch with you, Son, but I would never throw shade."
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"You had a treehouse, Son, and my house is a tree." 🐿️
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It's like the Truman Show for ants, Son.
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I hate for you to see this side of me, Son, but unfortunately, I have just one side.
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You gotta know when to hold me, and know when to fold me, Son.
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Technology really helps us communicate, Son.
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Son, if I could fit your potential in here, I would. It's the most curious thing of all.
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I said 'hold the onions,' but how does my breath smell, Son?
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Silver and bronze doodles are the best dogs too, Son.
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Sorry, Son, I didn't mean to egg you on.
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3 hours later] "Takes Son to know one.
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The itch itches, but the scratcher scratches, Son.
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Every day above ground is a pool day, Son.
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and that's the tea, Son.
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Wait, Son! We have a first-time-caller-long-time-listener asking about my car's extended warranty...
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I believe in you, and your monstrous appetite, Son.
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Time is the greatest treasure, Son. Yes, even greater than a lifetime supply of Spicy Chicken Slammers.
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Check out this wingspan, Son.
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If every dog has their day, what about every dad, Son?
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And son, I may or may not be stopping every five feet to sniff something.
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Both could very well happen in your own lifetime, Son.
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Son, here are a few of the amazing Slammer Sauces™ I recommend: Zesty Neighbor Screamin’ Flamingo Tainted Nebraska Nephew’s Delight Wasp Honey Hell Butter Liquid Sandwich Finger Jazz Envelope Dew Celebrity Wax Dip Bits Peach Cobble Wobble Sweet n Sour Power Hour Invisi Pickle...
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Abolish all ecto-containment units, Son.”
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Hey, they're on sale! Let’s get matching outfits, Son.
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It’s a real trouser ripper, Son.
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Son, I am gladdened you appreciate this fine #promotedContent.
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Son, my biggest catch today has been some shut-eye.
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Next year I think you'll be ready to learn the secret to frozen stuffing, Son.
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It would be nice to hear a domo arigato every once in a while, Son.
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