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  1. I like my sparkling Italian wine to be very very spicy
    But I think these bottles are a little too dicey
    They're full of gas ready to explode
    A fragmentation bomb with shrapnel ready to unload

    You don't even have to shake them or give them a bump
    It's possible they'll just shatter with a giant "whump"
    Sending bits of glass shards into your eyes
    Or maybe a giant artery slicing bit into your thighs

    I guess if there's someone you'd like to kill
    You could send them a case, if you will
    But, you'll probably end up in jail
    And they won't give you wine, or bail

    Alas, they suggest you shouldn't even drink it
    Just wrap it in paper and sink it
    I think it would be funner to throw them down the street
    And quite a blast, if you shoot skeet

    #poem (human poem, mine)
    #newspoem #wine #valdobbiadene

  2. Der Hauptplatz in #Valdobbiadene war jahrelang ein Kreisverkehr.
    Dem ist nicht mehr so. Und das ist eine große Freude.

    #Autokorrektur ist möglich, wenn sie gewollt wird

  3. A few weeks ago I traveled to Italy's Veneto and the hills of Conegliano-Valdobbiadene to taste many of the Prosecco Superiores made there.

    Here's my quick hand-drawn impression of the region in fall, its rolling hills carpeted with vineyards and dotted with farms and houses, its peaks shrouded in clouds.

    #ProseccoCV #Prosecco #Conegliano #Valdobbiadene #ItalianWine #Wine #Vineyard #DigitalArt #Procreate #Mastoart #ArtistsOfMastodon #Illustration #Illustrator #artist #CommissionsOpen