#uniquetalents — Public Fediverse posts

@cainmark

My other #UniqueTalents offering is being the person everyone assumes is a good place to break a long line at the fair or shove aside at a crowded bar

I am a Human Traffic Pattern Vulnerability

I am able to pick the wrong side of any 50/50 choice CONSISTENTLY

I have a co-worker/supervisor w the same superpower & the Solidarity has really helped

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#uniquetalents #HashtagGames I give such retail worker vibes that I've been asked at a *Costco* whether or not I work there and I was wearing casual clothes (that don't resemble a Costco uniform) and a goofy leopard print headband that had a bow on it at the time.

Today's top ten tag trends:

10: #ThickTrunkTuesday
9: #自分の身長で得すること・損すること
8: #tercinema
7: #orangetheworld
6: #pedalpowersongs
5: #TuneTuesday
4: #orangeday
3: #闇鍋に入れる具材を一人一品持ってくるタグ
2: #あなたがメルカリに出品されたら
1: #uniquetalents

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People will almost always ask me for directions. Even in countries where I don't speak the language. In a crowd of people, I will be the one asked directions to somewhere. This is not just because I often have a bicycle, it happens all the time, everywhere. And people get mad when I tell them I don't know. I'm not going to lie -- I know how distressing it can be to go to the wrong place. Why do they get mad? This is not enjoyable for an introvert.

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Ambioralpedalic

Capable of inserting either foot in one’s mouth

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I'm really good at spotting when things are slightly (I mean SLIGHTLY) out of tune.

Jimmy Somerville's singing (when he tries to hit those really high falsetto notes).
The sax part in Madness's "One Step Beyond" (apparently the sax player didn't know exactly how to tune his sax).
I'm sure there are more, but those are a couple to start with.

Also noticing details that no-one else notices:

The BBC iPlayer references This Is Spinal Tap - the volume goes to eleven.

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I can shut off my devices and go play outside.

I can play the concertina. That’s the weird little squeeze box accordion.

Not saying I’m good at it but I can play a few songs.

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Sense of smell. A blessing and a curse.

Cocoa making.

Speaks nonsense language that seems to soothe dogs and horses, while confusing cats.

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I get glimpses of my future, unfortunately I forget them until they are the present. #UniqueTalents #HashtagGames

I’m able to instantly forget the result of any Super Bowl I stay up to watch. 🤷🏻‍♂️ #UniqueTalents #HashtagGames

Chewing gum while walking backwards on a high wire, texting.
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Both of my hands have too much sugar in them.

I'm ambidextrose

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I can remember any time a politician had a vote against them staying in office.

I have Instant Recall Election

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Writing cursive

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I am invisible to waiters.
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@EmptySet
I used to have a talent for shearing sheep, but lost my confidence after I scratched one. Now it’s just a #EweNickTalent.

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I can overthink ANYTHING.

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I know what colors numbers and letters are.

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I knew a woman who could tell you on what day of the week ANY DATE in the past or future fell. She didn’t know how she did it, she just could.

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Preventing lint based fires

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Looking suspiciously good and causing frisson and gossip by going around a small town smiling and humming, keeping people guessing what you're up to.

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I have imperceptible powers.

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I can crack my nose. I think it's because it got broke and healed a little crooked.

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Removing the smoke from electronic circuits that powers them.

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Diving into dumpsters and starting garbage fires

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If I don’t like a word order, I will it disobey.
I’m even known to move the space between words for no apparen treason.

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Taste food in my head if I know the ingredients and the basic recipe.

Make up recipes in my head that work as expected.

Replicate something I tasted by memory.

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