#unicycles — Public Fediverse posts

I see that #unicycles are banned in #Clacton. I hope #CountBinFace as the new MP can have a word with the local council to address this injustice ... https://wiki.worldnakedbikeride.org/wiki/Clacton

@cyplo "I believe elected mayors should serve out their full term before they are eligible to stand for parliament... I'll price-cap Wigan kebabs at £2 and I'll make cyclists who disobey the highway code to ride unicycles instead"

🤣

#cyclists #unicycles #kebabs

Hey @ruari this list of celebrity unicyclists seems weirdly random: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unicycle#Known_in_other_fields

Weirdest part is it has three champion F1 drivers? 🤔

#Unicycles

What is your relationship with unicycles? I may have left an option out but I think I covered the bases.

#Poll #Unicycles

No way!

I had no idea these races exist. It's in my country and I've never heard of anything alike. #Unicycles #eScooters #Xelectrics

Insane! 🤯
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbX6qaWINBk

WTF is up with the cranks on the #unicycles ? That’s not what the look like. They can’t even work like that.

Do you listen to #music or any #audio while riding your #bicycle? How?

Poll also applies to any vehicle where you're out in the open -- i.e. not in an enclosed vehicle like a car -- like #scooters, #unicycles, #eBikes #bikes #bicycles, #motorcycles #motorbikes, #RollerSkates.
@bikes @mastobikes @fedibikes

What is the distance you would/could #bike in a day and still be comfortable* at the end of your ride?

By comfortable, I mean you're not so exhausted that all you want to do is sleep -- you still have energy to do stuff or go sightseeing.

Includes #bicycles, #unicycles, #trikes, #recumbents, #KickScooter, #pedelecs a.k.a. #eBikes with #PedalAssist... anything that uses pure/some human* pedal power.
@bikes @mastobikes @fedibikes

This is a good show from #JohnOliver, on #FIFA and things. Including #Clowns and #Unicycles https://youtu.be/FQFJkGZ64GQ

Greetings, folks! I'm a geophysicist at the University of Oregon interested in granular flows ranging from volcanic plumes to ground #coffee.

Specific interests include volcanic #lightning, dust devils, #dunes, #maar volcanoes, #wildfires, and #micromobility #traffic.

Adjacent interests include #indigenousLanguages, #urbanPlanning, #bikes, #unicycles, and #amateurRadio.

@ruari
Woh 😲 BIG difference!

Question though. How come you guys also use #imperial to describe your wheels instead of #metric?
#bikes #bicycles #unicycles

I was thinking maybe you guys have a metric equivalent to describing wheel sizes. ❔

Here in the #Philippines we use both 📏 systems. We normally measure our weight in lbs, the weight of food in grams and kgs, speed in kph and distances in km... wheel size in inches. We adopt everything from everywhere, I guess. 🤷‍♀️

@ruari
• Will you (or could you) be in Oslo on the 11th of June (10AM)?
🤓 I wish.
• Can you unicycle?
🤓 No.
• Can you unicycle 25km?
🤓 Hell, no.

I guess I'm out then. 🤷‍♀️

Good luck with your event! 🤓👍
#unicycle #unicycles #Oslo #Norway

Intro Post:

I'm Tim. I post a lot about #linux and other nerdy stuff. I wrote this in #vi so if you stan emacs get the fuck outta my face

I'm into #backpacing and any #cycling dicipline. My big thing is #unicycles. I compete mostly in mountain uncycle events (MUni). This year I was 13th fastest person in North America in the 10k.

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