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#ukge24: The low vote for Labour compared with number of seats is not a bug but a feature of First Past The Post systems. You only need to win each seat by one vote, so if you are directing resources you transfer to areas where extra effort might push them over the line. #PRNow

#ukge24: The low vote for Labour compared with number of seats is not a bug but a feature of First Past The Post systems. You only need to win each seat by one vote, so if you are directing resources you transfer to areas where extra effort might push them over the line. #PRNow

#ukge24: has anyone seen or created a sort of time lapse animated map of UK constituencies changing colour :) I want to watch the night again!

#ukge24: has anyone seen or created a sort of time lapse animated map of UK constituencies changing colour :) I want to watch the night again!

It really is morning in Great Britain

After years of spending more time eating each other alive than building a better Britain, the Tories are finally out.

#uk #generalelection24 #ukge24

It really is morning in Great Britain

After years of spending more time eating each other alive than building a better Britain, the Tories are finally out.

#uk #generalelection24 #ukge24

It really is morning in Great Britain

After years of spending more time eating each other alive than building a better Britain, the Tories are finally out.

#uk #generalelection24 #ukge24

It really is morning in Great Britain

After years of spending more time eating each other alive than building a better Britain, the Tories are finally out.

#uk #generalelection24 #ukge24

It really is morning in Great Britain

After years of spending more time eating each other alive than building a better Britain, the Tories are finally out.

#uk #generalelection24 #ukge24

Has anyone invented an iOS app that allows you to set constituencies you are interested in hearing results from and triggers an alarm when the ERO starts to walk up to the stage? #ukge24 #electionresults

Has anyone invented an iOS app that allows you to set constituencies you are interested in hearing results from and triggers an alarm when the ERO starts to walk up to the stage? #ukge24 #electionresults

#ukge24: Holding out for a hero till the end of the night...

#ukge24: Holding out for a hero till the end of the night...

#ukge24: Holding out for a hero till the end of the night...

#ukge24: Holding out for a hero till the end of the night...

#ukge24: Final job done - did a run to Tesco to get bubbly and nibbles to see me through election results. Hoping that three bottles of fizz will be sufficient to celebrate all the delicious moments we can look forward to :)

#ukge24: Final job done - did a run to Tesco to get bubbly and nibbles to see me through election results. Hoping that three bottles of fizz will be sufficient to celebrate all the delicious moments we can look forward to :)

Thought about spoiling my ballot by drawing a phallus on it, but then looked at the list of candidates and realised there were enough dicks on the paper already. #Voted #UKGE24

Thought about spoiling my ballot by drawing a phallus on it, but then looked at the list of candidates and realised there were enough dicks on the paper already. #Voted #UKGE24

Thought about spoiling my ballot by drawing a phallus on it, but then looked at the list of candidates and realised there were enough dicks on the paper already. #Voted #UKGE24

Thought about spoiling my ballot by drawing a phallus on it, but then looked at the list of candidates and realised there were enough dicks on the paper already. #Voted #UKGE24

#ukge24: remember, when you vote, if you choose to, what you are actually doing: because you believe the least trustworthy in society that you are not competent to govern yourselves, you want to choose whose foot you want grinding into my face for five years. #voteno24

#ukge24: remember, when you vote, if you choose to, what you are actually doing: because you believe the least trustworthy in society that you are not competent to govern yourselves, you want to choose whose foot you want grinding into my face for five years. #voteno24

#ukge24: Are emotional support animals allowed in the booth with you? Otherwise I might burst into inconsolable floods of tears when I see the choice of barrel scrapings we are offered! #voteno24

#ukge24: Are emotional support animals allowed in the booth with you? Otherwise I might burst into inconsolable floods of tears when I see the choice of barrel scrapings we are offered! #voteno24

#ukge24: I hope #Rishi has confirmed with His Maj what time he wants to go to bed to ensure that his resignation call goes in before then. About 8.30pm should be safe!

#ukge24: I hope #Rishi has confirmed with His Maj what time he wants to go to bed to ensure that his resignation call goes in before then. About 8.30pm should be safe!

#ukge24: You're not allowed on polling day in the UK to produce something that purports to know the result. Well, so arrest me, I am telling you now, the #government and its #politician wannabes, the least trustworthy folk in society, have already won!

#ukge24: You're not allowed on polling day in the UK to produce something that purports to know the result. Well, so arrest me, I am telling you now, the #government and its #politician wannabes, the least trustworthy folk in society, have already won!

#ukge24: voting. If it actually achieved anything they'd criminalise it. But it gives you the mirage that you are somehow in control. You're not. The government *always* wins. You *can* govern yourselves: you don't need a gang of the most untrustworthy people in society to do it to you.

#ukge24: voting. If it actually achieved anything they'd criminalise it. But it gives you the mirage that you are somehow in control. You're not. The government *always* wins. You *can* govern yourselves: you don't need a gang of the most untrustworthy people in society to do it to you.

#ukge24: voting. If it actually achieved anything they'd criminalise it. But it gives you the mirage that you are somehow in control. You're not. The government *always* wins. You *can* govern yourselves: you don't need a gang of the most untrustworthy people in society to do it to you.

#ukge24: Don't forget...

They care about power, not you.
If they do care about you, they have no clue how to do it.
Coercive national government is an unnecessary evil.
We can govern ourselves through mutual, cooperative and commercial structures and institutions. #voteno24

#ukge24: Don't forget...

They care about power, not you.
If they do care about you, they have no clue how to do it.
Coercive national government is an unnecessary evil.
We can govern ourselves through mutual, cooperative and commercial structures and institutions. #voteno24

#ukge24: C'mon #rishi bring out the bonkers babes in a last ditch attempt to win - #GoNads! #FakeSilkSue! #CheesyLiz! #PrittiVacant! That should do it!

#ukge24: C'mon #rishi bring out the bonkers babes in a last ditch attempt to win - #GoNads! #FakeSilkSue! #CheesyLiz! #PrittiVacant! That should do it!

#ukge24: say what you like about the French, but when they announce a sudden election it's all over in a fortnight or whatever. Our "snap" election has been like waiting for a broken leg to heal in six weeks. Painful and deeply annoying!

#ukge24: say what you like about the French, but when they announce a sudden election it's all over in a fortnight or whatever. Our "snap" election has been like waiting for a broken leg to heal in six weeks. Painful and deeply annoying!

#ukge24: Here's a handy tip for Tory election strategists...why not wheel out the mad lady that was in charge for a month or so as well as Boris. Just to remind people what strong and stable really looks like! #truss #boris #ToriesOut

#ukge24: Here's a handy tip for Tory election strategists...why not wheel out the mad lady that was in charge for a month or so as well as Boris. Just to remind people what strong and stable really looks like! #truss #boris #ToriesOut

#ukge24: Here's a handy tip for Tory election strategists...why not wheel out the mad lady that was in charge for a month or so as well as Boris. Just to remind people what strong and stable really looks like! #truss #boris #ToriesOut

#ukge24: As the last few days of 2024's gang warfare for control of your lives and money starts we'll no doubt see more petty nastiness and lies. You can be trusted to govern yourselves. You do not need these incompetent #politicians #kickthemout #thepurge24

#ukge24: As the last few days of 2024's gang warfare for control of your lives and money starts we'll no doubt see more petty nastiness and lies. You can be trusted to govern yourselves. You do not need these incompetent #politicians #kickthemout #thepurge24

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#ukge24: no party has the tiniest nudge to make about tax. Here's a radical tax manifesto:
#abolishtaxes on earnings and profits from productive work and investment, on trade, inheritance etc.
#sharetherents of land (locations) and natural resource.
#superchargetheeconomy
#LVT

#ukge24: no party has the tiniest nudge to make about tax. Here's a radical tax manifesto:
#abolishtaxes on earnings and profits from productive work and investment, on trade, inheritance etc.
#sharetherents of land (locations) and natural resource.
#superchargetheeconomy
#LVT

#ukge24: one. more. week. "Snap election" they said. Typical #rishi - can't even get that right! Did they just mean for us to snap before the election? Still, #thepurge24 will be on in 8 days' time. Time for a change, boot them all out. #anarchyfortheuk #voteno24

#ukge24: one. more. week. "Snap election" they said. Typical #rishi - can't even get that right! Did they just mean for us to snap before the election? Still, #thepurge24 will be on in 8 days' time. Time for a change, boot them all out. #anarchyfortheuk #voteno24

#ukge24: if your manifestos are so vague we are unable to hold you to them then you are obviously cynically after power to enable you to do whatever you want. Liars! This is no democracy. #voteno24 #anarchyfortheuk

#ukge24: if your manifestos are so vague we are unable to hold you to them then you are obviously cynically after power to enable you to do whatever you want. Liars! This is no democracy. #voteno24 #anarchyfortheuk

#ukge24: 9 days hence you will have decided which gang of untrustworthies' boots you want to stomp on my face for five years because you have fallen for their lies that a. we can't govern ourselves without one of them and b. they care about you. We can and they don't #voteno24

#ukge24: 9 days hence you will have decided which gang of untrustworthies' boots you want to stomp on my face for five years because you have fallen for their lies that a. we can't govern ourselves without one of them and b. they care about you. We can and they don't #voteno24

#ukge24: Undecided which gang to impose on your neighbours, or me, bc you can't govern yourself? Here's a handy guide as to which of them is lying: their jaw will be moving and sounds emanating from their mouth. Not one party cares about most people. Manifestos prove it.

#ukge24: Undecided which gang to impose on your neighbours, or me, bc you can't govern yourself? Here's a handy guide as to which of them is lying: their jaw will be moving and sounds emanating from their mouth. Not one party cares about most people. Manifestos prove it.

#ukge24: Obviously take polls with a helping of salt of varying sizes, but were this to come true, lawyer #starmer must recognise that it would be unconscionable for a so-called democracy to win nearly 80% of seats on 44% of the vote. #proportionalrepresentation

Current election leaflet count: 2. (The Lib Dem one arrived several days before the Labour one). Almost like in a safe Labour seat there's no real action!

I've no idea where the Tories are campaigning (given their ground game is poor I expect it makes little odds) but curious to see where flips in broader Sussex and if the Tories even retain second in Hove & Portslade/Kemptown & Peacehaven.

#GE2024 #ukge24 #UKPol #UKPolitics

Current election leaflet count: 2. (The Lib Dem one arrived several days before the Labour one). Almost like in a safe Labour seat there's no real action!

I've no idea where the Tories are campaigning (given their ground game is poor I expect it makes little odds) but curious to see where flips in broader Sussex and if the Tories even retain second in Hove & Portslade/Kemptown & Peacehaven.

#GE2024 #ukge24 #UKPol #UKPolitics