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  1. You have many ways of being.
    You can call them wolves.
    Or butterflies. Or spiders. Or chimpanzees.

    Your task is to select the one that fits with the situation you are in.

    Intermediate level: Your added task is to select the one that makes a fitting analysis of the environment and decides what situation you are in.

    Advanced level: Create a new butterfly more fitting to your situation.

    Expert level: Seeing that your Advanced level is the same as the basic level.

    #TwoWolves #Creativity

  2. You have many ways of being.
    You can call them wolves.
    Or butterflies. Or spiders. Or chimpanzees.

    Your task is to select the one that fits with the situation you are in.

    Intermediate level: Your added task is to select the one that makes a fitting analysis of the environment and decides what situation you are in.

    Advanced level: Create a new butterfly more fitting to your situation.

    Expert level: Seeing that your Advanced level is the same as the basic level.

    #TwoWolves #Creativity

  3. Inside you are two fake indigenous myths manufactured by christian missionaries.

    Extinguish them both.

    #TwoWolves

  4. Inside you are two fake indigenous myths manufactured by christian missionaries.

    Extinguish them both.

    #TwoWolves

  5. I'mma just quick tag this as #TwoWolves for ease finding this thread later.

    I laughed so hard at some of these, though!

    Maybe more incoming?

  6. I'mma just quick tag this as #TwoWolves for ease finding this thread later.

    I laughed so hard at some of these, though!

    Maybe more incoming?

  7. @wyatt Inside you there are two wolves.
    🐺️ One listens to Appalachian hillbilly music.
    🐺️ The other listens to the sort of Western frontier ballads that Gene Autry sang.

    #TwoWolves #CountryMusic #WesternMusic

  8. @wyatt Inside you there are two wolves.
    🐺️ One listens to Appalachian hillbilly music.
    🐺️ The other listens to the sort of Western frontier ballads that Gene Autry sang.

    #TwoWolves #CountryMusic #WesternMusic

  9. #twoWolves
    My stomach just made a whine noise, digesting supper. Partner asks if I'm ok...
    Me: Inside me there are two wolves, and they are fighting over a breadstick.

    She does not know most memes.

    Kiteo, his eyes closed.

    We are not the same

  10. You have two wolves inside of you.
    You are a museum of natural history.
    This is fine.
    Frankly you might want to increase the number of wolves, wolves are cool.

    #TwoWolves

  11. You have two wolves inside of you.
    You are a museum of natural history.
    This is fine.
    Frankly you might want to increase the number of wolves, wolves are cool.

  12. Inside you are two Worfs

    One of them believes in self respect, personal honor, doing what is right for all species, friends, family.

    The other wants to grab the batleth and destroy the house of fascism and its followers.

    #twowolves #worf #startrek

  13. Inside every developer there are two wolves.

    One wolf worries about cache invalidation.
    The other wolf ponders deeply about the naming of things.
    The third wolf makes off-by-one errors.

    #programming #humor #humour #twowolves

  14. There are two wolves inside me.

    One is coughing and the other is sneezing.

    Edit: both of them forgot to put the # in front of the hashtag

    #TwoWolves

  15. There are #twowolves inside you, one called Johnny and the other Cash. But since they’re inside you, you can’t use them to make music. mastodon.world/@Long_live_rock

  16. There are #twowolves inside you, one called Johnny and the other Cash. But since they’re inside you, you can’t use them to make music. mastodon.world/@Long_live_rock

  17. Couldn't find where I've seen this, so just went and re-created
    #linux #meme #twowolves

  18. Couldn't find where I've seen this, so just went and re-created
    #linux #meme #twowolves

  19. Inside you there are two female characters who have a conversation about something other than a man.


    #TwoWolves #BechdelTest

  20. *wants to make the world a better place *
    Vs
    *wants to see the world burn*
    #twoWolves

  21. Me, when someone brings up furries at work:

    "The makeup of the community is pretty suprising. Most members are in fairly technical positions. Mostly IT, but I also know someone who works at ESA doing R&D for ion thruster engines. Oh, and the Moderna vaccine was in part developed by a pine marten. […]"

    Me, randomly among friends:

    "FURRIES ARE THE MOST DEGENERATE SHITS. EVER."

    #Furry #Representation #FurryFandom #FurryCommunity #TwoWolves

  22. #twowolves
    One is unhappy about seeing you.
    The other doesn't know how unhappy they are.