#twoweeks — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #twoweeks, aggregated by home.social.
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Good morning...er Bon dia and pura vida, Nostr! Keep grinding away at #TwoWeeks. The pot keeps growing! -
While Nostr has no CEO, you all have jokingly called me one for years. It's a funny meme and a nice gag as there is no CEO of a protocol. But I understand why you say it, and it comes from a position of love and appreciation. It means my work is visible and appreciated, and I don't take that lightly. Thank you all for your love and support over the years. 🫂💜🤙🏻
So here's what I'm thinking. I'm going on a cruise and will be mostly away from the Nostr. For the next #TwoWeeks while I'm away, I want to use that time to turn the "Two Weeks" meme into reality! It's time to SHIP! Both for ME and for YOU!
The challenge: Build something that grows Nostr.
Reply to this note with what you've built by August 27th. That gives me a nice stack of apps to review, test, and demo when I'm back on land.
Three categories:
🏗️ Community Building
Build something that brings Nostr users together or helps newcomers find their footing. Meetup tools, onboarding flows, community directories, event organizers, education resources. Make it easier to be a Nostrich. If it were me, I'd do something with Concord and "Private Nostr". I would think small. Tools for small communities.
💰 Sustainable Revenue
Build something on Nostr that makes money. Real revenue, not vibes and micro payments. Lightning native commerce, subscriptions, marketplaces, creator monetization tools, paid content, SaaS on Nostr. Show that the economics work. If it were me, I'd probably build something that indie musicians need. Bonus for fiat rails.
📈 User Growth
Build something that makes people want to join Nostr. Killer features, more bridge tools, AI tools that use Buzz's AI specs, or that one app that makes your friends go "wait, what app is that?" Be the purple pill. If it were me, I'd probably build on Concord and build a private stories app. People love disappearing stories and if they're private and encrypted, all the better.
Rules:
• It has to be new (not something you already shipped).
• It has to use Nostr (obviously).
• It has to be open source.
• Reply to this note with your submission so they're all in one place.
• Apps, tools, bots, integrations, NIP implementations, all fair game here!
Prizes 🏆
100,000 sats from me, split across the best builds in each category. Plus, every sat zapped to this announcement note goes into the prize pool too. So if you think the bounty should be bigger, zap this post and make it bigger. 💜⚡
Winners announced after I'm back on land (August 27th). I'll review, demo, and zap the standout builds live. Perhaps I'll even do all of this on a live stream to make it more fun? 👀
Two weeks. No CEO (well, we've never had one). No rules (well, a few). Just building and vibing the future of social communication.
Show me what this community can do.
Reply with your build by August 27th. I'll be back and ready to test everything out!
I love you all and I'll see you in #TwoWeeks -
Here (because I like you) is your Trump blather generator to use as YOU see fit:
Only I can give you [Subject]. [Subject] like you've never seen before. [Subject] like few thought possible — maybe the greatest [Subject] of all time.
Many people have been talking about [Subject], big strong people with tears in their eyes.
And [Subject] will be the best that anyone's ever seen. And it won't cost a dime of taxpayer money.
[Country] will be paying for it. And we'll have [Subject] in two weeks.You'll be saying, "Stop it, Mr President, we're sick of all this [Subject]."
Just replace [Subject] with a topic of your choice, and [Country] with China, Iran, Mexico, or Cuba.
Here's a sample using "quantum leadership," as the [Subject]:
Only I can give you quantum leadership. Quantum leadership like never before. Quantum leadership like few thought possible — maybe the greatest quantum leadership of all time.
Many people have been talking about quantum leadership, big strong people with tears in their eyes.
And quantum leadership will be the best that anyone's ever seen. And it won't cost a dime of taxpayer money.
China will be paying for it. And we'll have quantum leadership in two weeks.
You'll be saying, "Stop it, Mr President, we're sick of all this quantum leadership."
(With thanks to Mr Jeff Tiedrich for triggering this idea.)
#TrumpGibberishGenerator #USPolitics #TwoWeeks #QuantumLeadership -
Jimmy wasn't the only one last night who noticed #DonnieDumbass always sets a #TwoWeeks deadline for things he doesn't want to do:
This is the T**** version of #FriedmanUnits (during the Iraq War, reporter Tom Friendman repeatedly predicted the war would end "in six months.")
#DisasterPresidency #TooStupidToBePresident
https://www.ms.now/the-briefing-with-jen-psaki/watch/iran-outmaneuvers-trump-cuts-deal-that-leaves-u-s-worse-off-than-pre-war-2495512643616 -
Acts surprised .... #Trump #TwoWeeks
Anyway, impeach and arrest the motherfucker today. Not in two weeks.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/kX51T4851Ko #Iran #impeachTrump
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Trump's 'Two weeks' = "You idiots will believe anything I tell you & the media will trumpet it no matter how stupid."
✅ 'Two weeks' has become Donald Trump's most used phrase - and people aren't buying it anymore | indy100
https://www.indy100.com/politics/trump/donald-trump-two-weeks-repeated-phrase
#trump #twoweeks -
ICYMI: Two Weeks ~ Action, Thriller, and Heartwarming Father-Daughter Redemption https://popgeeks.com/two-weeks-action-thriller-and-heartwarming-father-daughter-redemption/?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=mastodon #TwoWeeks #KoreanDrama #ActionThriller #FatherDaughter #RedemptionStory
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Two Weeks ~ Action, Thriller, and Heartwarming Father-Daughter Redemption https://popgeeks.com/two-weeks-action-thriller-and-heartwarming-father-daughter-redemption/?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=mastodon #TwoWeeks #KoreanDrama #ActionThriller #FatherDaughter #RedemptionStory
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📣 UPDATE: A day after saying the #ACA tax credit legislative text would be out today or tomorrow, GOP Sen. Moreno now says they hope to get a deal "before the end of the month."
https://acasignups.net/26/01/13/enhanced-tax-credit-extension-status-report-%C2%AF%E3%83%84%C2%AF
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Show of the Day: Two Weeks
The LezWatch.TV show of the day is "Two Weeks," with 2 characters and an overall score of 68.00. - #LWTVsotd #TwoWeeks - https://lezwatchtv.com/show/two-weeks/
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House GOP leaders pitch members on addressing ‘Unaffordable Care Act’ - POLITICO
House GOP leaders pitch members on addressing ‘Unaffordable Care Act’ - POLITICO https://share.google/aq2AqhVjQWR3EhqU3
#GOP
#DonaldTrump
#ACA
#Healthcare
#TwoWeeks
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The #Trump Administration has found another weapon on his #WaronAmerica
He's willing to shutdown air space rather than deal with Democrats demands that Americans have affordable #Healthcare
Since 2017 #DonaldTrump has been saying he has a plan and we'll see it in #TwoWeeks #TrumpLies and all he want is to be crowned king in gold plated ball room.
#MadKingDonald has absolutely no redeeming human qualities. -
#TrumpLies he has been promising a #Healthcare program in #TwoWeeks since his first term.
#DonaldTrump is and has always been a wannabe mob boss who cares about no one but himself.
He considers Americans nothing more than property for him to use, abuse, and then throw away. -
Trump calls on Democrats to reopen government, will then work on health care
Source: The Hill
#MadKingDonald #DementiaDon #ConstitutionalCrisis #WeaponizingGovernment #SpitefulOldMan
#TrumpLies
#TwoWeeks
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Just as I predicted! Witkoff went to Moscow, came back with their latest set of Putin’s lies, and Donny is back to #twoweeks, and parroting Moscow’s numbers. 🤦♂️
https://youtube.com/watch?v=tGzQCyD1WNM
#nafo #ukraine #donnydodger -
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Well at least Donnie "Too Weak" Two Weeks isn't giving Vladimir Putin his usual 14 day fantasy deadline. Because now the coward is giving him SEVEN weeks. www.cbc.ca/player/play/... #twoweeks #donaldtrump #trump #putin #russia #ukraine #slavaukraini #nato #eu #ukrainewar #crimea #uspoli #usa #nafo
RE: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zfmmj5jii6z7a3hcymbamtgd/post/3lrighehds22i
Trump gives Putin 50-day deadl...
