#twohorses — Public Fediverse posts
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The woman explains that her #TwoHorses had managed to #Escape from her #Stables just #DownTheRoad...
Her #LandRover was #Parked at the #Junction to her #PrivateRoad some 1,200-metres down the #MainRoad with the #HazardLights #Flashing to #Alert #OtherDrivers of a #Potential #DrivingHazard - #GoodOnHer - #SmartMove...!
I offer to #DriveHerBack down the #MainRoad and #Suggest she #KeepCalm, we'll #FixThis...
#IT's #OnlyNature being #Natural, innit...?
🧙⚔️🤖🐺🤖⚔️🧙 | 🎠🦹☕🦄☕🦹🎠
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#OhGood; you're #StillWithMe... #WellDoneYou...
As I approach them in the #PrideOrange #WarMachine; the #TwoHorses "decide" to #AboutTurn and #Bolt back up the road from whence they came, passing all the #StationaryTraffic that was previously #BehindThem...
The #OncomingTraffic take the opportunity to #PassMeBy; but, I'm #Now at a #DeadStop while a #RatherRobust-shaped #WomanApproaches somewhat #OutOfBreath and #Swearing like a #FuckingTrooper...
#ToBeContinued... 🦄