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  1. At a #SlowAndSteadyPace, we #DriveTogether keeping #Alert for #Stray and #Excited #HorsesOnTheRun in #TheMiddleOfTheNight, both of the #TwoHorses were #Black... #AtNight...

    We reach her #LandRover, while #IdioticTraffic ignores her #HazardNotice and #Speed around a #BlindCorner that may or may not have #TwoHorses #OnTheRoad... #NotSoWellDoneThem...

    She and I both #Huff at them and #TheFutility of being a #GrownUp #Sometimes...

    We #Bond a #LittleBit...

    🧙⚔️🤖🐺🤖⚔️🧙 | 🎠🦹☕🦄☕🦹🎠

  2. The woman explains that her #TwoHorses had managed to #Escape from her #Stables just #DownTheRoad...

    Her #LandRover was #Parked at the #Junction to her #PrivateRoad some 1,200-metres down the #MainRoad with the #HazardLights #Flashing to #Alert #OtherDrivers of a #Potential #DrivingHazard - #GoodOnHer - #SmartMove...!

    I offer to #DriveHerBack down the #MainRoad and #Suggest she #KeepCalm, we'll #FixThis...

    #IT's #OnlyNature being #Natural, innit...?

    🧙⚔️🤖🐺🤖⚔️🧙 | 🎠🦹☕🦄☕🦹🎠

  3. The woman explains that her #TwoHorses had managed to #Escape from her #Stables just #DownTheRoad...

    Her #LandRover was #Parked at the #Junction to her #PrivateRoad some 1,200-metres down the #MainRoad with the #HazardLights #Flashing to #Alert #OtherDrivers of a #Potential #DrivingHazard - #GoodOnHer - #SmartMove...!

    I offer to #DriveHerBack down the #MainRoad and #Suggest she #KeepCalm, we'll #FixThis...

    #IT's #OnlyNature being #Natural, innit...?

    🧙⚔️🤖🐺🤖⚔️🧙 | 🎠🦹☕🦄☕🦹🎠

  4. The woman explains that her #TwoHorses had managed to #Escape from her #Stables just #DownTheRoad...

    Her #LandRover was #Parked at the #Junction to her #PrivateRoad some 1,200-metres down the #MainRoad with the #HazardLights #Flashing to #Alert #OtherDrivers of a #Potential #DrivingHazard - #GoodOnHer - #SmartMove...!

    I offer to #DriveHerBack down the #MainRoad and #Suggest she #KeepCalm, we'll #FixThis...

    #IT's #OnlyNature being #Natural, innit...?

    🧙⚔️🤖🐺🤖⚔️🧙 | 🎠🦹☕🦄☕🦹🎠

  5. The woman explains that her #TwoHorses had managed to #Escape from her #Stables just #DownTheRoad...

    Her #LandRover was #Parked at the #Junction to her #PrivateRoad some 1,200-metres down the #MainRoad with the #HazardLights #Flashing to #Alert #OtherDrivers of a #Potential #DrivingHazard - #GoodOnHer - #SmartMove...!

    I offer to #DriveHerBack down the #MainRoad and #Suggest she #KeepCalm, we'll #FixThis...

    #IT's #OnlyNature being #Natural, innit...?

    🧙⚔️🤖🐺🤖⚔️🧙 | 🎠🦹☕🦄☕🦹🎠

  6. The woman explains that her #TwoHorses had managed to #Escape from her #Stables just #DownTheRoad...

    Her #LandRover was #Parked at the #Junction to her #PrivateRoad some 1,200-metres down the #MainRoad with the #HazardLights #Flashing to #Alert #OtherDrivers of a #Potential #DrivingHazard - #GoodOnHer - #SmartMove...!

    I offer to #DriveHerBack down the #MainRoad and #Suggest she #KeepCalm, we'll #FixThis...

    #IT's #OnlyNature being #Natural, innit...?

    🧙⚔️🤖🐺🤖⚔️🧙 | 🎠🦹☕🦄☕🦹🎠

  7. #OhGood; you're #StillWithMe... #WellDoneYou...

    #BackToTheHorsies...

    As I approach them in the #PrideOrange #WarMachine; the #TwoHorses "decide" to #AboutTurn and #Bolt back up the road from whence they came, passing all the #StationaryTraffic that was previously #BehindThem...

    The #OncomingTraffic take the opportunity to #PassMeBy; but, I'm #Now at a #DeadStop while a #RatherRobust-shaped #WomanApproaches somewhat #OutOfBreath and #Swearing like a #FuckingTrooper...

    #ToBeContinued... 🦄​

  8. #OhGood; you're #StillWithMe... #WellDoneYou...

    #BackToTheHorsies...

    As I approach them in the #PrideOrange #WarMachine; the #TwoHorses "decide" to #AboutTurn and #Bolt back up the road from whence they came, passing all the #StationaryTraffic that was previously #BehindThem...

    The #OncomingTraffic take the opportunity to #PassMeBy; but, I'm #Now at a #DeadStop while a #RatherRobust-shaped #WomanApproaches somewhat #OutOfBreath and #Swearing like a #FuckingTrooper...

    #ToBeContinued... 🦄​

  9. #OhGood; you're #StillWithMe... #WellDoneYou...

    #BackToTheHorsies...

    As I approach them in the #PrideOrange #WarMachine; the #TwoHorses "decide" to #AboutTurn and #Bolt back up the road from whence they came, passing all the #StationaryTraffic that was previously #BehindThem...

    The #OncomingTraffic take the opportunity to #PassMeBy; but, I'm #Now at a #DeadStop while a #RatherRobust-shaped #WomanApproaches somewhat #OutOfBreath and #Swearing like a #FuckingTrooper...

    #ToBeContinued... 🦄​

  10. #OhGood; you're #StillWithMe... #WellDoneYou...

    #BackToTheHorsies...

    As I approach them in the #PrideOrange #WarMachine; the #TwoHorses "decide" to #AboutTurn and #Bolt back up the road from whence they came, passing all the #StationaryTraffic that was previously #BehindThem...

    The #OncomingTraffic take the opportunity to #PassMeBy; but, I'm #Now at a #DeadStop while a #RatherRobust-shaped #WomanApproaches somewhat #OutOfBreath and #Swearing like a #FuckingTrooper...

    #ToBeContinued... 🦄​

  11. #OhGood; you're #StillWithMe... #WellDoneYou...

    #BackToTheHorsies...

    As I approach them in the #PrideOrange #WarMachine; the #TwoHorses "decide" to #AboutTurn and #Bolt back up the road from whence they came, passing all the #StationaryTraffic that was previously #BehindThem...

    The #OncomingTraffic take the opportunity to #PassMeBy; but, I'm #Now at a #DeadStop while a #RatherRobust-shaped #WomanApproaches somewhat #OutOfBreath and #Swearing like a #FuckingTrooper...

    #ToBeContinued... 🦄​