#twitterfail — Public Fediverse posts

💬🔏 Twitter's "new" encrypted #DMs are as effective as a chocolate teapot—utterly pointless and slightly melty. 🫠🚀 Why fix a broken system when you can launch a shinier, equally useless one instead? 🤷‍♂️✨
https://mjg59.dreamwidth.org/71646.html #Twitter #Encryption #TwitterFail #TechCritique #DigitalSecurity #UselessInnovation #HackerNews #ngated

How many more despicable, stupid things does Elmo need to do to convince you to leave his open sewer of a platform? I mean, seriously, you've had 2 fucking years to arrange for a landing pad elsewhere. At this point, it's very hard to have any sympathy should you continue to remain. #twitterfail #elmomusk #muskisafacist

https://newsandgut.com/x-slammed-for-allowing-blocked-users-to-see-posts-anyway-countless-people-will-be-put-in-definitive-danger/

How many more despicable, stupid things does Elmo need to do to convince you to leave his open sewer of a platform? I mean, seriously, you've had 2 fucking years to arrange for a landing pad elsewhere. At this point, it's very hard to have any sympathy should you continue to remain. #twitterfail #elmomusk #muskisafacist

https://newsandgut.com/x-slammed-for-allowing-blocked-users-to-see-posts-anyway-countless-people-will-be-put-in-definitive-danger/

How many more despicable, stupid things does Elmo need to do to convince you to leave his open sewer of a platform? I mean, seriously, you've had 2 fucking years to arrange for a landing pad elsewhere. At this point, it's very hard to have any sympathy should you continue to remain. #twitterfail #elmomusk #muskisafacist

https://newsandgut.com/x-slammed-for-allowing-blocked-users-to-see-posts-anyway-countless-people-will-be-put-in-definitive-danger/

@GottaLaff
Or Elon fired the people who could have prevented it.)
#ElonTrump
#TrumpElonSpacesFail
#SpacesFail
#TwitterFail #XFail

@GottaLaff
Or Elon fired the people who could have prevented it.)
#ElonTrump
#TrumpElonSpacesFail
#SpacesFail
#TwitterFail #XFail

@GottaLaff
Or Elon fired the people who could have prevented it.)
#ElonTrump
#TrumpElonSpacesFail
#SpacesFail
#TwitterFail #XFail

@GottaLaff
Or Elon fired the people who could have prevented it.)
#ElonTrump
#TrumpElonSpacesFail
#SpacesFail
#TwitterFail #XFail

@GottaLaff
Or Elon fired the people who could have prevented it.)
#ElonTrump
#TrumpElonSpacesFail
#SpacesFail
#TwitterFail #XFail

HA HA!
Anna Bowe
lol
Post by Elon Musk
There appears to be a massive DDOS attack on X. Working on shutting it down. Worst case, we will proceed with a smaller number of live listeners and post the conversation later. 8:18PM - 8/12/24 From Earth - 735K Views. 14K Reposts 2.8K Quotes 57K Likes 1.2K
#ElonTrump
#TrumpElonSpacesFail
#SpacesFail
#TwitterFail #XFail

HA HA!
Anna Bowe
lol
Post by Elon Musk
There appears to be a massive DDOS attack on X. Working on shutting it down. Worst case, we will proceed with a smaller number of live listeners and post the conversation later. 8:18PM - 8/12/24 From Earth - 735K Views. 14K Reposts 2.8K Quotes 57K Likes 1.2K
#ElonTrump
#TrumpElonSpacesFail
#SpacesFail
#TwitterFail #XFail

HA HA!
Anna Bowe
lol
Post by Elon Musk
There appears to be a massive DDOS attack on X. Working on shutting it down. Worst case, we will proceed with a smaller number of live listeners and post the conversation later. 8:18PM - 8/12/24 From Earth - 735K Views. 14K Reposts 2.8K Quotes 57K Likes 1.2K
#ElonTrump
#TrumpElonSpacesFail
#SpacesFail
#TwitterFail #XFail

HA HA!
Anna Bowe
lol
Post by Elon Musk
There appears to be a massive DDOS attack on X. Working on shutting it down. Worst case, we will proceed with a smaller number of live listeners and post the conversation later. 8:18PM - 8/12/24 From Earth - 735K Views. 14K Reposts 2.8K Quotes 57K Likes 1.2K
#ElonTrump
#TrumpElonSpacesFail
#SpacesFail
#TwitterFail #XFail

HA HA!
Anna Bowe
lol
Post by Elon Musk
There appears to be a massive DDOS attack on X. Working on shutting it down. Worst case, we will proceed with a smaller number of live listeners and post the conversation later. 8:18PM - 8/12/24 From Earth - 735K Views. 14K Reposts 2.8K Quotes 57K Likes 1.2K
#ElonTrump
#TrumpElonSpacesFail
#SpacesFail
#TwitterFail #XFail

The Trump Musk big interview is already a major fail 🤣🤣🤣

#ElonTrump
#TrumpElonSpacesFail
#SpacesFail
#TwitterFail #XFail

The Trump Musk big interview is already a major fail 🤣🤣🤣

#ElonTrump
#TrumpElonSpacesFail
#SpacesFail
#TwitterFail #XFail

The Trump Musk big interview is already a major fail 🤣🤣🤣

#ElonTrump
#TrumpElonSpacesFail
#SpacesFail
#TwitterFail #XFail

The Trump Musk big interview is already a major fail 🤣🤣🤣

#ElonTrump
#TrumpElonSpacesFail
#SpacesFail
#TwitterFail #XFail

The Trump Musk big interview is already a major fail 🤣🤣🤣

#ElonTrump
#TrumpElonSpacesFail
#SpacesFail
#TwitterFail #XFail

Weird, creepy, fascist snowflake goes out of his way to protect other weird, creepy, fascist snowflakes on his Freedom to be Weird, Creepy, Fascist Snowlakes antisocial app. Are YOU still on Xhitter? WTF for?
#twitterfail #elmomusk #fascist #weirdo

Weird, creepy, fascist snowflake goes out of his way to protect other weird, creepy, fascist snowflakes on his Freedom to be Weird, Creepy, Fascist Snowlakes antisocial app. Are YOU still on Xhitter? WTF for?
#twitterfail #elmomusk #fascist #weirdo

Weird, creepy, fascist snowflake goes out of his way to protect other weird, creepy, fascist snowflakes on his Freedom to be Weird, Creepy, Fascist Snowlakes antisocial app. Are YOU still on Xhitter? WTF for?
#twitterfail #elmomusk #fascist #weirdo

I love that this is a thing, but it's time to celebrate it on #Mastodon not #birdchan.

#EdBallsDay: The anniversary of the UK's greatest #Twitterfail

https://mashable.com/article/what-is-ed-balls-day

#neverforget #edballs

Schnauze voll. Weg damit.
#TwitterFail #TwitterDeath

Schnauze voll. Weg damit.
#TwitterFail #TwitterDeath

It’s Monday night … and #Elon #Musk is still recommending Jack in the Box and Linda Yaccarino as the first hit on a #heilhitler search

#birdsite #TwitterFail #ElonMusk

@mmasnick

“There is a sucker born every minute.” -PT Barnum #Twitter #TwitterFail #Racism #Hate #Disinformation #MuskSux

Face it, #Elmo. Like Donald Trump's predicaments, the common factor in all of your failures is you. Kindly get off the planet. #twitterfail #MuskIsNotaGenius #muskisadumpsterfire

https://www.comicsands.com/musk-threatens-anti-defamation-league-2664950111.html

Face it, #Elmo. Like Donald Trump's predicaments, the common factor in all of your failures is you. Kindly get off the planet. #twitterfail #MuskIsNotaGenius #muskisadumpsterfire

https://www.comicsands.com/musk-threatens-anti-defamation-league-2664950111.html

TV news "Let's see how Elon Musk deals with this setback!"
Musk, "Ha ha! I meant to do that. Look at all the coverage I got for my name change!!! I win!"

I used to tell people that if you wanted to get covered in the local press, "Above the fold" just burn down your building.
#TwitterFail #XFail
#X #Musk #fail

TV news "Let's see how Elon Musk deals with this setback!"
Musk, "Ha ha! I meant to do that. Look at all the coverage I got for my name change!!! I win!"

I used to tell people that if you wanted to get covered in the local press, "Above the fold" just burn down your building.
#TwitterFail #XFail
#X #Musk #fail

TV news "Let's see how Elon Musk deals with this setback!"
Musk, "Ha ha! I meant to do that. Look at all the coverage I got for my name change!!! I win!"

I used to tell people that if you wanted to get covered in the local press, "Above the fold" just burn down your building.
#TwitterFail #XFail
#X #Musk #fail

TV news "Let's see how Elon Musk deals with this setback!"
Musk, "Ha ha! I meant to do that. Look at all the coverage I got for my name change!!! I win!"

I used to tell people that if you wanted to get covered in the local press, "Above the fold" just burn down your building.
#TwitterFail #XFail
#X #Musk #fail

TV news "Let's see how Elon Musk deals with this setback!"
Musk, "Ha ha! I meant to do that. Look at all the coverage I got for my name change!!! I win!"

I used to tell people that if you wanted to get covered in the local press, "Above the fold" just burn down your building.
#TwitterFail #XFail
#X #Musk #fail

"Elon Musk on Tuesday changed X’s logo—and changed it back again—just days after replacing Twitter’s blue bird, as he embarks on the platform’s swift rebrand into an “everything app” that has surprised onlookers with its speed, apparent lack of planning and decision to abandon well-known and valuable assets."

I'm impressed with the utter incompetence and mental instability displayed by this goon. #MuskIsNotaGenius #twitterfail

https://www.forbes.com/sites/roberthart/2023/07/26/elon-musk-changes-x-logo-and-then-changes-it-back-again-as-twitter-rebrand-evolves/

Instead of tweeting, the platform's users will now be X-creting. #MuskIsNotaGenius #twitterfail

https://www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2023/07/24/elon-musk-x-twitter-rebrand-logo/

The beautiful thing about Musk is the same beautiful thing about Trump: they are so desperate for respect from capable, intelligent people, who see through them and do not give it to them.

They have the love only of lunkheads they despise, which is clearly driving them crazy. They try and try and try, and keep getting less and less happy, and more in trouble, and cannot find a face-saving way to stop digging the hole they're in. It's delicious.

#Elon #ElonMusk #Trump #Twitter #X #TwitterFail

Sorry to the people who built their brands around Twitter and now are stuck using Brand X.

#Twitterfail #twitterx

Will der Vogel mich verarschen? Hatte ich bisher noch nie und ich wüsste nicht, was ich anders als die letzten Tage gemacht hätte. #Elmo hat es echt nicht drauf. #Twitter #Twitterfail Und es geht hier ziemlich sicher nicht um Technik, sondern um Geld. Der Typ kann nichts.

Hahahahahaha perfect!
#twitterexodus #twitterfail #twittermigration

https://www.vice.com/en/article/xgwg9n/taliban-endorses-twitter-over-threads

I've jumped ship to Threads, an Instagram product. Have you? #TwitterFail #exodus #Threads #ElonMuskIsAnIdiot https://www.threads.net/@fptppodcast

I've jumped ship to Threads, an Instagram product. Have you? #TwitterFail #exodus #Threads #ElonMuskIsAnIdiot https://www.threads.net/@fptppodcast

I've jumped ship to Threads, an Instagram product. Have you? #TwitterFail #exodus #Threads #ElonMuskIsAnIdiot https://www.threads.net/@fptppodcast

I've jumped ship to Threads, an Instagram product. Have you? #TwitterFail #exodus #Threads #ElonMuskIsAnIdiot https://www.threads.net/@fptppodcast

I've jumped ship to Threads, an Instagram product. Have you? #TwitterFail #exodus #Threads #ElonMuskIsAnIdiot https://www.threads.net/@fptppodcast

It's funny how Musk is threatening lawsuits now against Threads. I'm taking my toys and going home concept. Musk alienated users and advertisers. He's a complete buffoon and shouldn't even be in charge of a wet dream, more less a billion dollar operation.

If Musk was smart. Business savvy smart, Threads would be nothing more than another app. But he's not. He's inferior, unintelligent, and two entitled to know any better. #threads #threadsapp #twitterfail #elonmusk #elonmuskisanidiot

Jamie

It's funny how Musk is threatening lawsuits now against Threads. I'm taking my toys and going home concept. Musk alienated users and advertisers. He's a complete buffoon and shouldn't even be in charge of a wet dream, more less a billion dollar operation.

If Musk was smart. Business savvy smart, Threads would be nothing more than another app. But he's not. He's inferior, unintelligent, and two entitled to know any better. #threads #threadsapp #twitterfail #elonmusk #elonmuskisanidiot

Jamie

It's funny how Musk is threatening lawsuits now against Threads. I'm taking my toys and going home concept. Musk alienated users and advertisers. He's a complete buffoon and shouldn't even be in charge of a wet dream, more less a billion dollar operation.

If Musk was smart. Business savvy smart, Threads would be nothing more than another app. But he's not. He's inferior, unintelligent, and two entitled to know any better. #threads #threadsapp #twitterfail #elonmusk #elonmuskisanidiot

Jamie

It's funny how Musk is threatening lawsuits now against Threads. I'm taking my toys and going home concept. Musk alienated users and advertisers. He's a complete buffoon and shouldn't even be in charge of a wet dream, more less a billion dollar operation.

If Musk was smart. Business savvy smart, Threads would be nothing more than another app. But he's not. He's inferior, unintelligent, and two entitled to know any better. #threads #threadsapp #twitterfail #elonmusk #elonmuskisanidiot

Jamie

It's funny how Musk is threatening lawsuits now against Threads. I'm taking my toys and going home concept. Musk alienated users and advertisers. He's a complete buffoon and shouldn't even be in charge of a wet dream, more less a billion dollar operation.

If Musk was smart. Business savvy smart, Threads would be nothing more than another app. But he's not. He's inferior, unintelligent, and two entitled to know any better. #threads #threadsapp #twitterfail #elonmusk #elonmuskisanidiot

Jamie