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  1. 💬🔏 Twitter's "new" encrypted #DMs are as effective as a chocolate teapot—utterly pointless and slightly melty. 🫠🚀 Why fix a broken system when you can launch a shinier, equally useless one instead? 🤷‍♂️✨
    mjg59.dreamwidth.org/71646.html #Twitter #Encryption #TwitterFail #TechCritique #DigitalSecurity #UselessInnovation #HackerNews #ngated

  2. 💬🔏 Twitter's "new" encrypted #DMs are as effective as a chocolate teapot—utterly pointless and slightly melty. 🫠🚀 Why fix a broken system when you can launch a shinier, equally useless one instead? 🤷‍♂️✨
    mjg59.dreamwidth.org/71646.html #Twitter #Encryption #TwitterFail #TechCritique #DigitalSecurity #UselessInnovation #HackerNews #ngated

  3. How many more despicable, stupid things does Elmo need to do to convince you to leave his open sewer of a platform? I mean, seriously, you've had 2 fucking years to arrange for a landing pad elsewhere. At this point, it's very hard to have any sympathy should you continue to remain. #twitterfail #elmomusk #muskisafacist

    newsandgut.com/x-slammed-for-a

  4. HA HA!
    Anna Bowe
    lol
    Post by Elon Musk
    There appears to be a massive DDOS attack on X. Working on shutting it down. Worst case, we will proceed with a smaller number of live listeners and post the conversation later. 8:18PM - 8/12/24 From Earth - 735K Views. 14K Reposts 2.8K Quotes 57K Likes 1.2K
    #ElonTrump
    #TrumpElonSpacesFail
    #SpacesFail
    #TwitterFail #XFail

  5. HA HA!
    Anna Bowe
    lol
    Post by Elon Musk
    There appears to be a massive DDOS attack on X. Working on shutting it down. Worst case, we will proceed with a smaller number of live listeners and post the conversation later. 8:18PM - 8/12/24 From Earth - 735K Views. 14K Reposts 2.8K Quotes 57K Likes 1.2K
    #ElonTrump
    #TrumpElonSpacesFail
    #SpacesFail
    #TwitterFail #XFail

  6. Weird, creepy, fascist snowflake goes out of his way to protect other weird, creepy, fascist snowflakes on his Freedom to be Weird, Creepy, Fascist Snowlakes antisocial app. Are YOU still on Xhitter? WTF for?
    #twitterfail #elmomusk #fascist #weirdo

  7. It’s Monday night … and #Elon #Musk is still recommending Jack in the Box and Linda Yaccarino as the first hit on a #heilhitler search

    #birdsite #TwitterFail #ElonMusk

    @mmasnick

  8. It’s Monday night … and #Elon #Musk is still recommending Jack in the Box and Linda Yaccarino as the first hit on a #heilhitler search

    #birdsite #TwitterFail #ElonMusk

    @mmasnick

  9. Only an imbecile fires a 0.50 cal sniper rifle from the hip. What are you, boy? 2 years old? #MuskIsNotaGenius #twitterfail

  10. One cool thing about Mastodon is how incredibly little spam there is here. I can only think of one guy/bot I reported for posting nonsense to random hashtags.

    On Twitter, currently 100% (!) of my posts and replies are immediately replied to with crypto scams, and blocking the accounts doesn’t seem to help because the spammer has an apparently endless supply of accounts.

    #MastodonMigration #twitterfail

  11. TV news "Let's see how Elon Musk deals with this setback!"
    Musk, "Ha ha! I meant to do that. Look at all the coverage I got for my name change!!! I win!"

    I used to tell people that if you wanted to get covered in the local press, "Above the fold" just burn down your building.
    #TwitterFail #XFail
    #X #Musk #fail

  12. TV news "Let's see how Elon Musk deals with this setback!"
    Musk, "Ha ha! I meant to do that. Look at all the coverage I got for my name change!!! I win!"

    I used to tell people that if you wanted to get covered in the local press, "Above the fold" just burn down your building.
    #TwitterFail #XFail
    #X #Musk #fail

  13. "Elon Musk on Tuesday changed X’s logo—and changed it back again—just days after replacing Twitter’s blue bird, as he embarks on the platform’s swift rebrand into an “everything app” that has surprised onlookers with its speed, apparent lack of planning and decision to abandon well-known and valuable assets."

    I'm impressed with the utter incompetence and mental instability displayed by this goon. #MuskIsNotaGenius #twitterfail

    forbes.com/sites/roberthart/20

  14. "Elon Musk on Tuesday changed X’s logo—and changed it back again—just days after replacing Twitter’s blue bird, as he embarks on the platform’s swift rebrand into an “everything app” that has surprised onlookers with its speed, apparent lack of planning and decision to abandon well-known and valuable assets."

    I'm impressed with the utter incompetence and mental instability displayed by this goon. #MuskIsNotaGenius #twitterfail

    forbes.com/sites/roberthart/20

  15. The beautiful thing about Musk is the same beautiful thing about Trump: they are so desperate for respect from capable, intelligent people, who see through them and do not give it to them.

    They have the love only of lunkheads they despise, which is clearly driving them crazy. They try and try and try, and keep getting less and less happy, and more in trouble, and cannot find a face-saving way to stop digging the hole they're in. It's delicious.

    #Elon #ElonMusk #Trump #Twitter #X #TwitterFail

  16. The beautiful thing about Musk is the same beautiful thing about Trump: they are so desperate for respect from capable, intelligent people, who see through them and do not give it to them.

    They have the love only of lunkheads they despise, which is clearly driving them crazy. They try and try and try, and keep getting less and less happy, and more in trouble, and cannot find a face-saving way to stop digging the hole they're in. It's delicious.

    #Elon #ElonMusk #Trump #Twitter #X #TwitterFail

  17. Sorry to the people who built their brands around Twitter and now are stuck using Brand X.

    #Twitterfail #twitterx

  18. Sorry to the people who built their brands around Twitter and now are stuck using Brand X.

    #Twitterfail #twitterx

  19. Will der Vogel mich verarschen? Hatte ich bisher noch nie und ich wüsste nicht, was ich anders als die letzten Tage gemacht hätte. #Elmo hat es echt nicht drauf. #Twitter #Twitterfail Und es geht hier ziemlich sicher nicht um Technik, sondern um Geld. Der Typ kann nichts.

  20. Will der Vogel mich verarschen? Hatte ich bisher noch nie und ich wüsste nicht, was ich anders als die letzten Tage gemacht hätte. #Elmo hat es echt nicht drauf. #Twitter #Twitterfail Und es geht hier ziemlich sicher nicht um Technik, sondern um Geld. Der Typ kann nichts.

  21. So eine Kacke! Das bedeutet also nun, dass man sich nur noch DMs zusenden kann, wenn man verifiziert ist.
    Umstellen auf "jeder kann mir eine Nachricht senden" wird von Twitter einfach ignoriert.
    🤦🏻👿

    #Twitter #Twitterfail #Elon #Musk

    twitter.com/Muschelschloss/sta

  22. #Twitter hat einfach die Einstellungen verändert. Auch bei mir. Hatte meine DMs "offen für jeden". Twitter hat einfach so umgestellt, dass mir nur noch verifizierte User eine DM senden können. Habs wieder umgestellt. Mal sehen...
    #Elon #Musk #Twitterfail

  23. It's funny how Musk is threatening lawsuits now against Threads. I'm taking my toys and going home concept. Musk alienated users and advertisers. He's a complete buffoon and shouldn't even be in charge of a wet dream, more less a billion dollar operation.

    If Musk was smart. Business savvy smart, Threads would be nothing more than another app. But he's not. He's inferior, unintelligent, and two entitled to know any better. #threads #threadsapp #twitterfail #elonmusk #elonmuskisanidiot

    Jamie

  24. It's funny how Musk is threatening lawsuits now against Threads. I'm taking my toys and going home concept. Musk alienated users and advertisers. He's a complete buffoon and shouldn't even be in charge of a wet dream, more less a billion dollar operation.

    If Musk was smart. Business savvy smart, Threads would be nothing more than another app. But he's not. He's inferior, unintelligent, and two entitled to know any better. #threads #threadsapp #twitterfail #elonmusk #elonmuskisanidiot

    Jamie

  25. Moing ✌️🍒 aus Zwiesel 🌲🌳 mit Kaffee. ☕

    #Twitter, so glaube ich, kann man nun ganz vergessen (zeigt mir seit gestern nicht mehr an, was ich getwittert habe). 🤧 Vielleicht wurden meine Retweets und Tweets aber auch einfach "nur" verschluckt. Ich weiss es nicht. 🤦🏻 #Elon leistet ganze Arbeit. #ElonMusk #Twitterfail

  26. @FeuerwehrHamburg

    Die #Feuerwehr wurde sozusagen während eines Einsatzes mit der Tatsache konfrontiert, dass #Twitter eigentlich nicht mehr für ihre Zwecke benutzbar ist, richtig?

    Nicht nur das #Zugriffslimit, das den Account sperrte ist fatal.

    Ebenso #TwitterFail ist doch, dass Menschen ohne Account gar keinen Zugriff mehr auf die Informationen haben!

    Eine #TwitterMigration scheint mir unausweichlich, erst :mastodon: al egal wohin.

    #HHBombe0507 #HHBombe #EinsatzFuerHamburg #Hamburg #Fediverse

  27. CW: Twitter

    In #Hamburg musste heute eine Fliegerbombe entschärft werden. Die #Feuerwehr macht dazu viel Krisenkommunikation auf Social Media, darunter auch #Twitter. Und mittendrin erreicht die Feuerwehr dann die Nachricht, dass sie ihr Zugriffslimit überschritten hätten und sich Tweetdeck leerte.

    Für die #Krisenkommunikation ein absoluter #TwitterFail.

    #HHBombe

  28. #twitterisdead - sollte es zumindest sein! Ganz ehrlich, langsam frage ich mich wirklich, mit welcher Begründung man noch krampfhaft daran festhält und der Meinung ist, das wird schon wieder!
    Realitätsverweigerung nennt man das!

    Und nein, man soll einen Teufel tun und zu #meta wechseln. Vom Regen in die Traufe, nennt man das dann. Ich werde weiter versuchen, hier heimisch zu werden. Ist nicht leicht. Da ist noch ein Weg zu gehen. Aber es wird. Auch dank euch, ihr Lieben!

    #twittermigration #Twitter #elonmusk #Mastodon #twitterfail

  29. If you are no longer on Twitter you probably don't know, that for months there is only ads for bullshit, garbage and outright scam.

    Now it's getting even worse. Ads on Twitter are so shitty, that they are getting fact checked frequently.

    #twitterisbroken #elonmuskisaclown #twitterfail #Twitter