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Happy #NEW #YEAR Dear Friends, :ablobdancer:

#Twirly? #Sorry I mean ‘too #early’ which around here is part of the “Are we twirly/too early?” Brigade … :ablobgoodnight:
Well we are for a #Happy Knew Year 2026 CE (#Church of #England) :_stars:

Here are some #tips to be Happy:

1. It is not #compulsory. #Humbugs are sweets. :ablobpopcorn:
2. #Music and not having to #listen to it (for some) will #change your #mood :ablobdj:
3. #Humour is best at your own #expense :byebrows:
4. As a #heretical #vegan I have an intense desire for #suasages. Also as a heritical #Jew and #Moslem I may well be having pork (a kind of #intelligent #domesticated #woodland #dweller) for #breakfast.
5. As a born never again #Atheist #Buddhist, I will be celebrating #Saturnalia, #Diwali, #Yuletide and #MLK day all rolled into one. :ablobslurp:

… anyway back to NEW Year resolutions

1. [insert top tips] :blobangel:

Happy #NEW #YEAR Dear Friends, :ablobdancer:

#Twirly? #Sorry I mean ‘too #early’ which around here is part of the “Are we twirly/too early?” Brigade … :ablobgoodnight:
Well we are for a #Happy Knew Year 2026 CE (#Church of #England) :_stars:

Here are some #tips to be Happy:

1. It is not #compulsory. #Humbugs are sweets. :ablobpopcorn:
2. #Music and not having to #listen to it (for some) will #change your #mood :ablobdj:
3. #Humour is best at your own #expense :byebrows:
4. As a #heretical #vegan I have an intense desire for #suasages. Also as a heritical #Jew and #Moslem I may well be having pork (a kind of #intelligent #domesticated #woodland #dweller) for #breakfast.
5. As a born never again #Atheist #Buddhist, I will be celebrating #Saturnalia, #Diwali, #Yuletide and #MLK day all rolled into one. :ablobslurp:

… anyway back to NEW Year resolutions

1. [insert top tips] :blobangel: