#turnsoutimstillcrapat — Public Fediverse posts
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@devlin It's in my 2600+ on this very desk as I type...
#TurnsOutImStillCrapAt it, though.
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#TurnsOutImStillCrapAt "Defender" - #Atari2600
Much-maligned port of the Williams arcade classic, and it's easy to see why, although TBH I found it a lot more playable this time. That might be due in part to a nice, clear, stable image on my 2600+!
"Defender II" ("Stargate") surpassed this in every way and showed the system off much better. But this would still have been preferable to not having "Defender" at home at all, which was my situation in 1982.
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#TurnsOutImStillCrapAt "Frogger" - #Intellivision & "Frogger II: Threedeep" - #Atari2600
Both original carts are new additions to my library, and in the latter case an entirely new game to me. I'm reassuringly still crap at the original, though. It got a very decent port to Atari and this INTV one is not bad either. Small black mark for the much-too-slow jingle 🎶 - would honestly have been better not to bother. But that's nit-picking; it's "Frogger", it's all good!
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#TurnsOutImStillCrapAt "Space Invaders" - Super Famicom.
45 years of practice and I still think anything over 2000 points is a decent score. Some things really don't get old.
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#TurnsOutImStillCrapAt "Super Cobra" - Gakken.
It's pretty though...
https://www.facebook.com/ihad1ofthose/photos/463451120685448
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I've gone down in a hail of lead - again. But at least it looks like my partner got lucky...
#TurnsOutImStillCrapAt "Crime Patrol" on #Sega #MegaCD.
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#TurnsOutImStillCrapAt "Astroblast / Astrosmash" - #Atari2600 and #Intellivision.
The original Intellivision version is graphically more interesting, but the Atari's paddle controllers make the game a lot easier to play. That - and the composite video mod that someone competent fit to this Atari being a LOT clearer than the one I bodged myself on the Intellivision - make this a flukey away win for Team Sunnyvale.
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@N0ZB
Here you go!Not easy to play with one hand, so #TurnsOutImStillCrapAt this one, too...
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#TurnsOutImStillCrapAt "Pole Position" - #Vectrex
Actually, I'd never played it on Vectrex before; new platform, but familiar results!
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I was a big fan of #Gauntlet in the arcade, but coming as late as 1987 meant this #ZXSpectrum port entirely passed me by at the time.
A shame, as it turns out it's pretty good. It would be an understatement to say that the Speccie's record with arcade ports was not exactly a litany of triumph, so this stands out as very playable and - crucially - RECOGNIZABLE analog of the original experience.
#TurnsOutImStillCrapAt it, though. "Blue Valkyrie... is about to die..."
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#TurnsOutImStillCrapAt "Lethal Enforcers" - #SEGA #Megadrive
Finally bodged together a station where all (well... some) of my lightguns can do their thing. Shooty shooty bang bangz...
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No! Wait!
Do not adjust your equipment. This is legit. I actually completed the course in #OutRun!
I'm 95% sure that this has never happened before, in nearly 40 years of trying, on countless platforms...
Is the #GameBoyAdvance "#SEGA Arcade Classics" version famously easy? Because this was my first attempt. Something's not right here!
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#TurnsOutImStillCrapAt "Rip-Off" - #Vectrex
I've owned this game as long as the machine but it's aeons since I played it. This is the new(ish) rotary control-enabled version, part of the compilation "Spin Cart 2" from Binary Star Software.
A spinner does indeed make things easier... but not that much!
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#TurnsOutImStillCrapAt "Cannon Fodder" - #SNES
Although perhaps getting less crap, since a friend @yesterzine let me in on the little secret that this version works with a mouse. After five minutes of rummaging, I was in business.
Note the "surfboard" thigh-mounted mousemat, comfortably pushing the SNES itself into second place on the "Most #90s Thing In This Photo" hiscore table.
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#TurnsOutImStillCrapAt "Thunderhawk" - #SEGA #MEGACD
Even six buttons is not enough to control a combat helicopter, it transpires... -
#TurnsOutImStillCrapAt "Asteroids", although strictly speaking I'd never played the #Atari 8-Bit version before, so maybe 12590pts is not THAT crap?
Look at that packaging, though. Overkill much? Yes, but sooo pretty... 😍
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Space Invaders - #GameBoy
Space Invaders 91 - #Megadrive
Space Armada - #Intellivision
Invad-a-Load - #Commodore64(Actually I got to Wave 5 on the GameBoy, which isn't that crap, really. #TurnsOutImCrapAt being crap at stuff, sometimes...)
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Avenger - #VIC20
Space Raiders - #ZXSpectrum
Electron Invaders - #AcornElectron
Space Invaders - #NES -
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Space Invaders - #SNES
Super Space Invaders - #Sega #MasterSystem
Space Monster - #Videopac
Space Invaders - #Atari 8-Bit
Space Invaders - #Atari2600
Space Invaders - #Taito Plug'N'Play -
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"Pac-Man" - NeoGeo Pocket Color.
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#TurnsOutImStillCrapAt "Ridge Racer" - #PS1
Might give this PSOne a quick clean; what do you think? ;-)
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#TurnsOutImStillCrapAt a game I'd never even played before.
Was I supposed to just shoot everything? I didn't care...
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"Gauntlet II" - #NES
"Hydro Thunder" - #PS1 -
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"Battlestar Galactica - Space Alert" (Mattel)
"Champion Racer" (Bandai)
#RetroGaming #Handheld #LEDgame -
Resurrected a poorly #Commodore C-1311 by cannibalising a dead #Atari CX-40.
Yes, "Why?" is a fair question... It was there. 😉
Anyway, #TurnsOutImStillCrapAt "GORF" - #VIC20
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"Super Strike Gunner" - SNES.
#RetroGaming #Nintendo #ShootEmUp
