#trumpets — Public Fediverse posts
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Bozzer’s Second-Hand Trumpet Shop 🎺 [Sponsored Post]
Hi there, mate! Bozzer here and WELCOME to my second-hand trumpet shop. I’ve got literally 1,000s of trumpets in this place, they’re literally overflowing into the street outside the store! Literally!
The council hate me for it and I keep getting slapped with health and safety warnings but my stance is THE PUBLIC NEEDS these trumpets!
🎺 Second-Hand Trumpets GALORE 🎺
The joys of second-hand musical instruments? They’re a lot cheaper than brand new ones, so for a fraction of the cost you can get solid equipment with only a small amount of drool and dribble all over them.
Bozzer’s second-hand trumpet guarantee is that:
- Less than 70% slobber on every trumpet GUARANTEED 🎺
- Most of the slobber isn’t mine GUARANTEED 🎺
- Trumpets!! 🎺
Bozzer believes every dent tells a story. I don’t use buzzwords by Big Brass lightly, no no. That’s because I’m a smarmy used car salesman kinda guy! So come on down to Bozzer’s to experience the Bozzer Difference™!!
🎺 SALE! SALE! SALE! Our Spring Cleaning Blowout Sale!!! 🎺
HOT OFF THE PRESS! BOZZER’S HAS DONE AND GOT A MASSIVE SALE ON! THOUSANDS OF SECOND-HAND TRUMPETS NOW AT HALF PRICE! YOU’D HAVE TO BE CLINICALLY INSANE OR TOTALLY BEDRIDDEN WITH MALARIA TO MISS OUT ON THIS SALE, SALE, SALE!!!
The SPECTACULAR Range at Bozzer’s Second-Hang Trumper Shop
Bozzer’s is the BEST second-hand trumpet shop in all of Lancashire! I know that because I personally vandalised the two others and they had to go out of business. I’m the ONLY one available in Lancashire! So it’s either my way or the highway I’m afraid!
I’ve got some of the hottest trumpets and horns on the UK market! Check it out:
- 1974 Yamaha (Silver) in Black Tarnish: I found this on a bench in Manchester Piccadilly Gardens. After cleaning all the pigeon shit off it, the thing is almost as good as new!
- Generic Pocket Trumpet: This was bent into a U shape because I parked my lardy ass on it by accident. It’s EXTRA discounted at ONLY £100.
- The Horn of Destiny: Discovered at the bottom of the Loch Ness in 1783, the Horn of Destiny has passed through many generations until it was donated to my shop. It doesn’t work anymore, but legend has it if it’s fixed and played the Loch Ness Monster will descend upon your location with a mindset of extreme violence and revenge*! Good old Nessie!
We have THOUSANDS more, of course, and they’re stacked all over the bloody place! Really, it’s difficult to even get into the store to pay! HAha. Except do goddamn pay, ya bastard, or I’ll chase after you, as God as my witness!!!
Statement by Bozzer’s Second Hand Trumpet Shop
*Events on, thereupon, or roundabout, the night of 13/05/2026 led to Barry “Bozzer” McDermott repairing The Horn of Destiny. He was warned not to by The Second-Hand Trumpet Organisation (TSHTO), but went ahead regardless. Upon playing The Horn of Destiny at precisely 7:09pm it took an estimated 135 seconds for the Loch Ness Monster to descend upon Bozzer’s Second-Hand Trumpet Shot with a mindset of extreme violence and revenge. Barry “Bozzer” McDermott was woefully unprepared for such an attack and was knocked out cold in the assault. He was placed into a medically induced coma by the local hospital. Not as a precaution, just to get him to shut the hell for a bit and restore some local peace. Cheers, Nessie!
#Business #Capitalism #Humor #Junk #Lifestyle #Music #Satire #satrical #secondHand #Silly #trumpet #trumpets -
Bozzer’s Second-Hand Trumpet Shop 🎺 [Sponsored Post]
Hi there, mate! Bozzer here and WELCOME to my second-hand trumpet shop. I’ve got literally 1,000s of trumpets in this place, they’re literally overflowing into the street outside the store! Literally!
The council hate me for it and I keep getting slapped with health and safety warnings but my stance is THE PUBLIC NEEDS these trumpets!
🎺 Second-Hand Trumpets GALORE 🎺
The joys of second-hand musical instruments? They’re a lot cheaper than brand new ones, so for a fraction of the cost you can get solid equipment with only a small amount of drool and dribble all over them.
Bozzer’s second-hand trumpet guarantee is that:
- Less than 70% slobber on every trumpet GUARANTEED 🎺
- Most of the slobber isn’t mine GUARANTEED 🎺
- Trumpets!! 🎺
Bozzer believes every dent tells a story. I don’t use buzzwords by Big Brass lightly, no no. That’s because I’m a smarmy used car salesman kinda guy! So come on down to Bozzer’s to experience the Bozzer Difference™!!
🎺 SALE! SALE! SALE! Our Spring Cleaning Blowout Sale!!! 🎺
HOT OFF THE PRESS! BOZZER’S HAS DONE AND GOT A MASSIVE SALE ON! THOUSANDS OF SECOND-HAND TRUMPETS NOW AT HALF PRICE! YOU’D HAVE TO BE CLINICALLY INSANE OR TOTALLY BEDRIDDEN WITH MALARIA TO MISS OUT ON THIS SALE, SALE, SALE!!!
The SPECTACULAR Range at Bozzer’s Second-Hang Trumper Shop
Bozzer’s is the BEST second-hand trumpet shop in all of Lancashire! I know that because I personally vandalised the two others and they had to go out of business. I’m the ONLY one available in Lancashire! So it’s either my way or the highway I’m afraid!
I’ve got some of the hottest trumpets and horns on the UK market! Check it out:
- 1974 Yamaha (Silver) in Black Tarnish: I found this on a bench in Manchester Piccadilly Gardens. After cleaning all the pigeon shit off it, the thing is almost as good as new!
- Generic Pocket Trumpet: This was bent into a U shape because I parked my lardy ass on it by accident. It’s EXTRA discounted at ONLY £100.
- The Horn of Destiny: Discovered at the bottom of the Loch Ness in 1783, the Horn of Destiny has passed through many generations until it was donated to my shop. It doesn’t work anymore, but legend has it if it’s fixed and played the Loch Ness Monster will descend upon your location with a mindset of extreme violence and revenge*! Good old Nessie!
We have THOUSANDS more, of course, and they’re stacked all over the bloody place! Really, it’s difficult to even get into the store to pay! HAha. Except do goddamn pay, ya bastard, or I’ll chase after you, as God as my witness!!!
Statement by Bozzer’s Second Hand Trumpet Shop
*Events on, thereupon, or roundabout, the night of 13/05/2026 led to Barry “Bozzer” McDermott repairing The Horn of Destiny. He was warned not to by The Second-Hand Trumpet Organisation (TSHTO), but went ahead regardless. Upon playing The Horn of Destiny at precisely 7:09pm it took an estimated 135 seconds for the Loch Ness Monster to descend upon Bozzer’s Second-Hand Trumpet Shot with a mindset of extreme violence and revenge. Barry “Bozzer” McDermott was woefully unprepared for such an attack and was knocked out cold in the assault. He was placed into a medically induced coma by the local hospital. Not as a precaution, just to get him to shut the hell for a bit and restore some local peace. Cheers, Nessie!
#Business #Capitalism #Humor #Junk #Lifestyle #Music #Satire #satrical #secondHand #Silly #trumpet #trumpets -
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Current status: sitting at the keyboard, unhappening. Needs more drums and trumpets (or trombones!)
Los Van Van: Permiso que llego
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FALLOS EN LA MATRIX | 07x27
Fallos en la Matrix: Relatos contemporáneos de realidades que fallan.
Exploraremos experiencias extrañas y perturbadoras, conocidas como “glitches in the matrix”, o “fallos en la matrix”,
https://luisbermejo.com/fallos-en-la-matrix-07x27/
#abisal #alternativas #apofenia #biodiversidad #caras #ciencia #coincidencias #conspiranoico #cultura #fallos #fenómenos #historias #hum #kraken #océanos #paranormal #pareidolia #percepción #sugestión #tecnologia #teorías #trumpets #podcast #NoSoyOriginal -
Carved gem stone the Siren, thought to hail from ancient Naples. (1778) by Filippo Palizzi, from Alcuni monumenti del Museo Carrafa.
Source: The Getty / Internet Archive
https://pdimagearchive.org/images/629e7777-0656-45ca-830a-a24d88c7f3d7
#feet #wings #chickens #naples #hybrid-figures #antiquities #italy #mythology #trumpets #art #publicdomain
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"Love Yourself" is a song recorded by Canadian singer #JustinBieber for his fourth studio album #Purpose (2015). The song was released as the album's third official single on November 9, 2015. It was written by #EdSheeran and #BennyBlanco, and produced by the latter. A #pop song, "Love Yourself" features an #electricGuitar and a brief flurry of #trumpets as its main instrumentation. During the song, Bieber uses a husky tone in the lower registers. Lyrically.
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"Love Yourself" is a song recorded by Canadian singer #JustinBieber for his fourth studio album #Purpose (2015). The song was released as the album's third official single on November 9, 2015. It was written by #EdSheeran and #BennyBlanco, and produced by the latter. A #pop song, "Love Yourself" features an #electricGuitar and a brief flurry of #trumpets as its main instrumentation. During the song, Bieber uses a husky tone in the lower registers. Lyrically.
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From Chap-books of the Eighteenth Century (1882).
Source: University of Toronto Libraries / Internet Archive
https://pdimagearchive.org/images/9e11814b-ce52-497a-a726-bc29439b1f64
#symbolism #chapbooks #skeletons #trumpets #hourglasses #spades #art #publicdomain
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From Chap-books of the Eighteenth Century (1882).
Source: University of Toronto Libraries / Internet Archive
https://pdimagearchive.org/images/9e11814b-ce52-497a-a726-bc29439b1f64
#symbolism #chapbooks #skeletons #trumpets #hourglasses #spades #art #publicdomain
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From Chap-books of the Eighteenth Century (1882).
Source: University of Toronto Libraries / Internet Archive
https://pdimagearchive.org/images/9e11814b-ce52-497a-a726-bc29439b1f64
#symbolism #chapbooks #skeletons #trumpets #hourglasses #spades #art #publicdomain
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From Chap-books of the Eighteenth Century (1882).
Source: University of Toronto Libraries / Internet Archive
https://pdimagearchive.org/images/9e11814b-ce52-497a-a726-bc29439b1f64
#symbolism #chapbooks #skeletons #trumpets #hourglasses #spades #art #publicdomain
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From Chap-books of the Eighteenth Century (1882).
Source: University of Toronto Libraries / Internet Archive
https://pdimagearchive.org/images/9e11814b-ce52-497a-a726-bc29439b1f64
#symbolism #chapbooks #skeletons #trumpets #hourglasses #spades #art #publicdomain
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Northern lights phenomenon that moved toward Plassenburg in Vogtland on December 28, 1560. (1560).
Source: Zentralbibliothek Zürich / e-manuscripta
Available to buy as a print.
https://pdimagearchive.org/images/e9509eba-10e7-4030-b167-bbd53795bcc3
#eclipses #astronomy #angels #germany #nomenclature #villages #trumpets #protestant-reformation #comets #art #publicdomain
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@NickSchwanck @trib thanks. I’ve had enough. It’s time to spam him back.
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@bastardsheep @bundyb I don’t know how they got my number. I block the number but it has no effect.
They should realise, the more they hound people the less they are likely to think favourably of them. Besides Clive can promise the world because he will never be elected. All of his vanity projects have failed. He a loser.
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The yellow Angel's Trumpet or #Brugmansia is a #tropical exotic shrub that I put outside in the spring and bring inside in the winter. The buds are intriguing with their long points and the large, pendulous shaped flowers are most fragrant in the evening when they attract the pollinating moths.
See more here https://debbie-oppermann.pixels.com/featured/trumpet-buds-and-blooms-debbie-oppermann.html
#AngelsTrumpet #flowers #FlowerPhotography #FlowerLover #ArtMatters #AYearForArt #Floral #FlowerArt #FloralArt #nature #trumpets #mastoart #fediart #GiftIdeas -
The yellow Angel's Trumpet or Brugmansia is a tropical, exotic shrub that I put outside in the spring and bring inside in the winter. The large, pendulous shaped flowers are outstanding and when it is windy, they love to dance. The yellow swirling skirt tipped up is not so ladylike, more of a femme fatale as the whole plant is toxic!
https://debbie-oppermann.pixels.com/featured/dancing-in-the-wind-debbie-oppermann.html
#AngelsTrumpet #flower #flowerlover #flowerart #floral #floralart #trumpets #ArtMatters #FediGiftShop #FediArt #mastoart #flowerphotography
