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  1. Agony Aunt: “Are keyboard touch typing skills ATTRACTIVE!?” ⌨️

    Some human males delude themselves into believing certain actions are attractive. Today’s human male has decided his brilliance on a keyboard should be enough to impress even the most attractive dame.

    Amy Adams? Sandra Hüller? Sandra Bullock? Other women called Sandra? All should be dropping before his most attractive typing might. Is this so? Let us explore the typing topic.

    Touch Typing is the Secret to Great Romance?

    Agony aunt,

    I am in agony. I’ve just spend the last 72 hours touch typing my way to the annual Touch Typing Championship 2026. It was the most competitive year I’ve ever taken part in, but I fended off a young upstarter whom tried to STEAL my crown by thrashing him with a touch typing speed of 230 WPM (words per minute) compared to his PATHETIC 215 WPM. What a pathetic boy, he should leave competitions like this to MEN like me.

    However, once the event ended and I was crowned the deserving champion I turned and looked around me, rightfully expecting very hot women to begin hurling themselves at me for a date and/or marriage.

    But… nothing.

    There was one chick there who glanced at me and I glared at her expectantly, but she just wandered off and got a hotdog from a hotdog stand. Try to comprehend that. SHE WANTED TO EAT A HOTDOG INSTEAD OF DATING A TOUCH TYPING CHAMPION. What is the world coming to? That is feminism. This is the wokeness and it’s ruining society.

    I can’t possible be wrong. What could possibly be unattractive about someone being able to have this God-given skill that others can only dream of? It shows:

    • Tenacity
    • Intellectual genius
    • Versatility
    • Emotional intelligence
    • Wit
    • Charm
    • An enjoyment of keyboards
    • Dedication

    How can women look me in the eye (me, admittedly not the best looking guy ever, but a touch typing genius) and think this isn’t worthy of their time?

    On my Tinder dating profile I lead with it: DEREK, 33, TOUCH TYPING GENIUS

    I then list out my many championship victories and link to an article that was written about me, in which I make confident (not arrogant, confident) claims about how superior I am to everyone else. And yet in the last three months I’ve swiped on over 10,000 women and only three have swiped back. One ended up being a guy pretending to be a woman, the other two were scammers thinking I’ve made a tonne of money from my victories. I haven’t. I’ve actually lost money because it’s £100 to enter the competitions. That and the keyboard investments and I’m down about £500 over the last decade due to all of this.

    AND NO HOT WOMEN.

    Please. Advice needed. Is it my keyboard?! It’s all black, do I need a more feminine one or something to show off my sensitive side?

    Yours,

    Derek

    Hi there, Derek! To help you out, we went out onto the streets of Manchester city centre and randomly began demanding answers from women we encountered: “WHY WON’T YOU DATE, DEREK!?” We roared, “HE’S A TOUCH TYPING WORLD CHAMPION!

    It turns out (from the ones who didn’t run away, at least) they’re more interested in personality traits such as kindness, humour, compassion, intelligence, and an interest in the arts.

    None of them were impressed or interested in the typing thing. One of them said it was “weird”*. Sorry about that! Maybe take up a new hobby.

    *We have subsequently learned Derek had a stroke after reading that someone found the touch typing thing “weird”. Although he’s since recovered from that, he’s quit his day job and entered a deep, dark depression of marathon touch typing sessions. Derek… for GOD’S SAKE, man. This is not the answer. Take up golf, or something.

    #AgonyAunt #dating #datingAdvice #Feminism #Humor #keyboards #masculinity #Satire #satirical #Silly #touchTyping #toxicMasculinity #typing
  2. Agony Aunt: “Are keyboard touch typing skills ATTRACTIVE!?” ⌨️

    Some human males delude themselves into believing certain actions are attractive. Today’s human male has decided his brilliance on a keyboard should be enough to impress even the most attractive dame.

    Amy Adams? Sandra Hüller? Sandra Bullock? Other women called Sandra? All should be dropping before his most attractive typing might. Is this so? Let us explore the typing topic.

    Touch Typing is the Secret to Great Romance?

    Agony aunt,

    I am in agony. I’ve just spend the last 72 hours touch typing my way to the annual Touch Typing Championship 2026. It was the most competitive year I’ve ever taken part in, but I fended off a young upstarter whom tried to STEAL my crown by thrashing him with a touch typing speed of 230 WPM (words per minute) compared to his PATHETIC 215 WPM. What a pathetic boy, he should leave competitions like this to MEN like me.

    However, once the event ended and I was crowned the deserving champion I turned and looked around me, rightfully expecting very hot women to begin hurling themselves at me for a date and/or marriage.

    But… nothing.

    There was one chick there who glanced at me and I glared at her expectantly, but she just wandered off and got a hotdog from a hotdog stand. Try to comprehend that. SHE WANTED TO EAT A HOTDOG INSTEAD OF DATING A TOUCH TYPING CHAMPION. What is the world coming to? That is feminism. This is the wokeness and it’s ruining society.

    I can’t possible be wrong. What could possibly be unattractive about someone being able to have this God-given skill that others can only dream of? It shows:

    • Tenacity
    • Intellectual genius
    • Versatility
    • Emotional intelligence
    • Wit
    • Charm
    • An enjoyment of keyboards
    • Dedication

    How can women look me in the eye (me, admittedly not the best looking guy ever, but a touch typing genius) and think this isn’t worthy of their time?

    On my Tinder dating profile I lead with it: DEREK, 33, TOUCH TYPING GENIUS

    I then list out my many championship victories and link to an article that was written about me, in which I make confident (not arrogant, confident) claims about how superior I am to everyone else. And yet in the last three months I’ve swiped on over 10,000 women and only three have swiped back. One ended up being a guy pretending to be a woman, the other two were scammers thinking I’ve made a tonne of money from my victories. I haven’t. I’ve actually lost money because it’s £100 to enter the competitions. That and the keyboard investments and I’m down about £500 over the last decade due to all of this.

    AND NO HOT WOMEN.

    Please. Advice needed. Is it my keyboard?! It’s all black, do I need a more feminine one or something to show off my sensitive side?

    Yours,

    Derek

    Hi there, Derek! To help you out, we went out onto the streets of Manchester city centre and randomly began demanding answers from women we encountered: “WHY WON’T YOU DATE, DEREK!?” We roared, “HE’S A TOUCH TYPING WORLD CHAMPION!

    It turns out (from the ones who didn’t run away, at least) they’re more interested in personality traits such as kindness, humour, compassion, intelligence, and an interest in the arts.

    None of them were impressed or interested in the typing thing. One of them said it was “weird”*. Sorry about that! Maybe take up a new hobby.

    *We have subsequently learned Derek had a stroke after reading that someone found the touch typing thing “weird”. Although he’s since recovered from that, he’s quit his day job and entered a deep, dark depression of marathon touch typing sessions. Derek… for GOD’S SAKE, man. This is not the answer. Take up golf, or something.

    #AgonyAunt #dating #datingAdvice #Feminism #Humor #keyboards #masculinity #Satire #satirical #Silly #touchTyping #toxicMasculinity #typing
  3. Agony Aunt: “Are keyboard touch typing skills ATTRACTIVE!?” ⌨️

    Some human males delude themselves into believing certain actions are attractive. Today’s human male has decided his brilliance on a keyboard should be enough to impress even the most attractive dame.

    Amy Adams? Sandra Hüller? Sandra Bullock? Other women called Sandra? All should be dropping before his most attractive typing might. Is this so? Let us explore the typing topic.

    Touch Typing is the Secret to Great Romance?

    Agony aunt,

    I am in agony. I’ve just spend the last 72 hours touch typing my way to the annual Touch Typing Championship 2026. It was the most competitive year I’ve ever taken part in, but I fended off a young upstarter whom tried to STEAL my crown by thrashing him with a touch typing speed of 230 WPM (words per minute) compared to his PATHETIC 215 WPM. What a pathetic boy, he should leave competitions like this to MEN like me.

    However, once the event ended and I was crowned the deserving champion I turned and looked around me, rightfully expecting very hot women to begin hurling themselves at me for a date and/or marriage.

    But… nothing.

    There was one chick there who glanced at me and I glared at her expectantly, but she just wandered off and got a hotdog from a hotdog stand. Try to comprehend that. SHE WANTED TO EAT A HOTDOG INSTEAD OF DATING A TOUCH TYPING CHAMPION. What is the world coming to? That is feminism. This is the wokeness and it’s ruining society.

    I can’t possible be wrong. What could possibly be unattractive about someone being able to have this God-given skill that others can only dream of? It shows:

    • Tenacity
    • Intellectual genius
    • Versatility
    • Emotional intelligence
    • Wit
    • Charm
    • An enjoyment of keyboards
    • Dedication

    How can women look me in the eye (me, admittedly not the best looking guy ever, but a touch typing genius) and think this isn’t worthy of their time?

    On my Tinder dating profile I lead with it: DEREK, 33, TOUCH TYPING GENIUS

    I then list out my many championship victories and link to an article that was written about me, in which I make confident (not arrogant, confident) claims about how superior I am to everyone else. And yet in the last three months I’ve swiped on over 10,000 women and only three have swiped back. One ended up being a guy pretending to be a woman, the other two were scammers thinking I’ve made a tonne of money from my victories. I haven’t. I’ve actually lost money because it’s £100 to enter the competitions. That and the keyboard investments and I’m down about £500 over the last decade due to all of this.

    AND NO HOT WOMEN.

    Please. Advice needed. Is it my keyboard?! It’s all black, do I need a more feminine one or something to show off my sensitive side?

    Yours,

    Derek

    Hi there, Derek! To help you out, we went out onto the streets of Manchester city centre and randomly began demanding answers from women we encountered: “WHY WON’T YOU DATE, DEREK!?” We roared, “HE’S A TOUCH TYPING WORLD CHAMPION!

    It turns out (from the ones who didn’t run away, at least) they’re more interested in personality traits such as kindness, humour, compassion, intelligence, and an interest in the arts.

    None of them were impressed or interested in the typing thing. One of them said it was “weird”*. Sorry about that! Maybe take up a new hobby.

    *We have subsequently learned Derek had a stroke after reading that someone found the touch typing thing “weird”. Although he’s since recovered from that, he’s quit his day job and entered a deep, dark depression of marathon touch typing sessions. Derek… for GOD’S SAKE, man. This is not the answer. Take up golf, or something.

    #AgonyAunt #dating #datingAdvice #Feminism #Humor #keyboards #masculinity #Satire #satirical #Silly #touchTyping #toxicMasculinity #typing
  4. Agony Aunt: “Are keyboard touch typing skills ATTRACTIVE!?” ⌨️

    Some human males delude themselves into believing certain actions are attractive. Today’s human male has decided his brilliance on a keyboard should be enough to impress even the most attractive dame.

    Amy Adams? Sandra Hüller? Sandra Bullock? Other women called Sandra? All should be dropping before his most attractive typing might. Is this so? Let us explore the typing topic.

    Touch Typing is the Secret to Great Romance?

    Agony aunt,

    I am in agony. I’ve just spend the last 72 hours touch typing my way to the annual Touch Typing Championship 2026. It was the most competitive year I’ve ever taken part in, but I fended off a young upstarter whom tried to STEAL my crown by thrashing him with a touch typing speed of 230 WPM (words per minute) compared to his PATHETIC 215 WPM. What a pathetic boy, he should leave competitions like this to MEN like me.

    However, once the event ended and I was crowned the deserving champion I turned and looked around me, rightfully expecting very hot women to begin hurling themselves at me for a date and/or marriage.

    But… nothing.

    There was one chick there who glanced at me and I glared at her expectantly, but she just wandered off and got a hotdog from a hotdog stand. Try to comprehend that. SHE WANTED TO EAT A HOTDOG INSTEAD OF DATING A TOUCH TYPING CHAMPION. What is the world coming to? That is feminism. This is the wokeness and it’s ruining society.

    I can’t possible be wrong. What could possibly be unattractive about someone being able to have this God-given skill that others can only dream of? It shows:

    • Tenacity
    • Intellectual genius
    • Versatility
    • Emotional intelligence
    • Wit
    • Charm
    • An enjoyment of keyboards
    • Dedication

    How can women look me in the eye (me, admittedly not the best looking guy ever, but a touch typing genius) and think this isn’t worthy of their time?

    On my Tinder dating profile I lead with it: DEREK, 33, TOUCH TYPING GENIUS

    I then list out my many championship victories and link to an article that was written about me, in which I make confident (not arrogant, confident) claims about how superior I am to everyone else. And yet in the last three months I’ve swiped on over 10,000 women and only three have swiped back. One ended up being a guy pretending to be a woman, the other two were scammers thinking I’ve made a tonne of money from my victories. I haven’t. I’ve actually lost money because it’s £100 to enter the competitions. That and the keyboard investments and I’m down about £500 over the last decade due to all of this.

    AND NO HOT WOMEN.

    Please. Advice needed. Is it my keyboard?! It’s all black, do I need a more feminine one or something to show off my sensitive side?

    Yours,

    Derek

    Hi there, Derek! To help you out, we went out onto the streets of Manchester city centre and randomly began demanding answers from women we encountered: “WHY WON’T YOU DATE, DEREK!?” We roared, “HE’S A TOUCH TYPING WORLD CHAMPION!

    It turns out (from the ones who didn’t run away, at least) they’re more interested in personality traits such as kindness, humour, compassion, intelligence, and an interest in the arts.

    None of them were impressed or interested in the typing thing. One of them said it was “weird”*. Sorry about that! Maybe take up a new hobby.

    *We have subsequently learned Derek had a stroke after reading that someone found the touch typing thing “weird”. Although he’s since recovered from that, he’s quit his day job and entered a deep, dark depression of marathon touch typing sessions. Derek… for GOD’S SAKE, man. This is not the answer. Take up golf, or something.

    #AgonyAunt #dating #datingAdvice #Feminism #Humor #keyboards #masculinity #Satire #satirical #Silly #touchTyping #toxicMasculinity #typing
  5. QuickQWERTY 1.2.2 is now available! This release comes with two changes.

    First, it fixes a rather annoying bug that caused the 'Restart' link to send the learner all the way back to Unit 1. This has been fixed to restart the current lesson.

    Source code management has moved to Codeberg. Links and documentation have been updated accordingly.

    Try it out here: susam.net/quickqwerty.html

    Source: codeberg.org/susam/quickqwerty

    #opensource #technology #programming #html #javascript #qwerty #touchtyping

  6. QuickQWERTY 1.2.2 is now available! This release comes with two changes.

    First, it fixes a rather annoying bug that caused the 'Restart' link to send the learner all the way back to Unit 1. This has been fixed to restart the current lesson.

    Source code management has moved to Codeberg. Links and documentation have been updated accordingly.

    Try it out here: susam.net/quickqwerty.html

    Source: codeberg.org/susam/quickqwerty

    #opensource #technology #programming #html #javascript #qwerty #touchtyping

  7. QuickQWERTY 1.2.2 is now available! This release comes with two changes.

    First, it fixes a rather annoying bug that caused the 'Restart' link to send the learner all the way back to Unit 1. This has been fixed to restart the current lesson.

    Source code management has moved to Codeberg. Links and documentation have been updated accordingly.

    Try it out here: susam.net/quickqwerty.html

    Source: codeberg.org/susam/quickqwerty

    #opensource #technology #programming #html #javascript #qwerty #touchtyping

  8. QuickQWERTY 1.2.2 is now available! This release comes with two changes.

    First, it fixes a rather annoying bug that caused the 'Restart' link to send the learner all the way back to Unit 1. This has been fixed to restart the current lesson.

    Source code management has moved to Codeberg. Links and documentation have been updated accordingly.

    Try it out here: susam.net/quickqwerty.html

    Source: codeberg.org/susam/quickqwerty

    #opensource #technology #programming #html #javascript #qwerty #touchtyping

  9. QuickQWERTY 1.2.2 is now available! This release comes with two changes.

    First, it fixes a rather annoying bug that caused the 'Restart' link to send the learner all the way back to Unit 1. This has been fixed to restart the current lesson.

    Source code management has moved to Codeberg. Links and documentation have been updated accordingly.

    Try it out here: susam.net/quickqwerty.html

    Source: codeberg.org/susam/quickqwerty

    #opensource #technology #programming #html #javascript #qwerty #touchtyping

  10. Suggestions for practicing #TouchTyping in #Japanese (at the kana level, JLPT N4/N5, or primary school level) please?

    I'm giving up on Kana-dojo now, github.com/lingdojo/kana-dojo/

    First impressions of japanesetypingpractice.com/ are much better - not as pretty, but it seems to work with the IME on, or supports various romanisations - which is where Kana-dojo failed.

    Dry but worth a look?:
    * manabi.benesse.ne.jp/gakushu/t
    * faculty.washington.edu/iwata3/

    Update: Blog post astrobeano.blogspot.com/2026/0

  11. @argv_minus_one Despite I've remapped CapsLock key to left Ctrl — I'm still using CapsLock function (remapped to LShift+RShift) every day.

    With touch typing it is necessary to enable CapsLock when typing something only with capital letters. Instead, it will be a crazy juggling with both Shift keys and letter keys :drgn_hide: – switching between LShift for HJKL and the RShift for ASDFG (see the picture) all the time :drgn_flat_nervous:

    #keyboard #touchtyping

  12. @onokoto

    I learned touchtyping at schools with typewriter. So basically I have no any tips at all. But I remember the typewriter keys at the time were very heavy.

    It was much heavier than current computer keyboard. It made the computer keys to be very soft and easy to press.

    May be you want to give it a try.

    #Typewriter #Touchtyping

  13. @onokoto

    Text editing skill is extremely useful and it will always be useful forever.

    But in my experience, I have even more useful skill. It is touch typing.

    Whether it is for text editing or number crunching, or thinkering with graphs, touch typing is always super helpful.

    #Touchtyping

  14. I've been working with software and writing code for the last eight years. Nevertheless, I came to a sad realization a couple of weeks ago: I can't type properly.

    Yep, that's it. I suck at it. I'm always looking at the keyboard because I forget where the keys are. But finally I had enough. I decided to learn how to type properly, with all my fingers, with good ergonomics, and more importantly, without looking.

    #indieweb #blog #touchtyping

    rm-o.dev/blog/one-step-backwar

  15. When I learnt to touch type, on Linux/Unix over 30 years ago, I chose Dvorak.
    Great system, and I am fast, BUT the lack of modern Dvorak keyboards is a nuisance. I switch the keys around, and have to improvise the ‘homekey bumps’.
    Cannot be bothered switching to QWERTY. I can look-two-finger type QWERTY at around 80wpm, but the touch-typing muscle memory is too ingrained now.
    Editing is a pain if I have to work on a QWERTY system. If I wasn’t such a geek back then, things might have been different now… 😂
    Still, you have to be true to your self. 👾🎒🖲️⌨️
    #touchtyping #qwerty #dvorak #linux #geek #noregrets #writing #WritersCoffeeClub

  16. I’m pretty sure that I’m talking to a skewed audience here, but anyway:

    Did you “formally” learn to type? As in, with software / a teacher or instructor?

    If you can add a generation or general age indication in with your answer, that would be useful too.

    #typing #touchTyping

  17. Как и зачем в школах США обучают слепой печати?

    На самой популярной платформе по обучению слепой печати — более 38 млн учеников и 677 тысяч учителей. Навык слепой печати это как умение читать: научившись однажды, пользуешься им всю жизнь. В США это поняли давно и сделали «touch typing» частью образовательных стандартов, а следом — и школьной программы. Сначала это вызвало опасения, что теперь дети в Америке не будут уметь писать от руки. Будут, конечно. А вместе с тем — быстро печатать на клавиатуре, не прилагая особых усилий.

    habr.com/ru/articles/920958/

    #слепая_печать #клавиатурный_тренажер #touchtyping

  18. Как и зачем в школах США обучают слепой печати?

    На самой популярной платформе по обучению слепой печати — более 38 млн учеников и 677 тысяч учителей. Навык слепой печати это как умение читать: научившись однажды, пользуешься им всю жизнь. В США это поняли давно и сделали «touch typing» частью образовательных стандартов, а следом — и школьной программы. Сначала это вызвало опасения, что теперь дети в Америке не будут уметь писать от руки. Будут, конечно. А вместе с тем — быстро печатать на клавиатуре, не прилагая особых усилий.

    habr.com/ru/articles/920958/

    #слепая_печать #клавиатурный_тренажер #touchtyping

  19. Как и зачем в школах США обучают слепой печати?

    На самой популярной платформе по обучению слепой печати — более 38 млн учеников и 677 тысяч учителей. Навык слепой печати это как умение читать: научившись однажды, пользуешься им всю жизнь. В США это поняли давно и сделали «touch typing» частью образовательных стандартов, а следом — и школьной программы. Сначала это вызвало опасения, что теперь дети в Америке не будут уметь писать от руки. Будут, конечно. А вместе с тем — быстро печатать на клавиатуре, не прилагая особых усилий.

    habr.com/ru/articles/920958/

    #слепая_печать #клавиатурный_тренажер #touchtyping

  20. Как и зачем в школах США обучают слепой печати?

    На самой популярной платформе по обучению слепой печати — более 38 млн учеников и 677 тысяч учителей. Навык слепой печати это как умение читать: научившись однажды, пользуешься им всю жизнь. В США это поняли давно и сделали «touch typing» частью образовательных стандартов, а следом — и школьной программы. Сначала это вызвало опасения, что теперь дети в Америке не будут уметь писать от руки. Будут, конечно. А вместе с тем — быстро печатать на клавиатуре, не прилагая особых усилий.

    habr.com/ru/articles/920958/

    #слепая_печать #клавиатурный_тренажер #touchtyping

  21. Touch typing will cure your existential dread and make you the coolest person at parties. 🙄 But wait, there's more! Upgrade to our super exclusive premium plan to truly ascend to keyboard nirvana. 💸 Because nothing screams life goals like a daily typing leaderboard!
    typequicker.com/blog/learn-tou #touchtyping #keyboardnirvana #existentialdread #typingleaderboard #lifehacks #HackerNews #ngated

  22. I really like the flickboard keyboard for android. It removes all privacy invading crap like predictions and creates a touch typing like experience.

    donwside: learning curve. 🤷🏽‍♂️

    #android #thumbkey #flickboard #touchtyping #privacy #opensource
  23. @patrick Woaw! I feel like I need this #vim plugin too!

    First time I hear about #touchtyping
    practice outside a navigator.

    Will be dramatically useful for #colemak or #dvorak practice.

    github.com/nvzone/typr

  24. Do you type fast? I challenge you... in the terminal.

    ⌨️ **tukai**: A terminal-based touch typing application

    🔥 Interactive typing experience with switchable templates

    🚀 Designed to improve typing speed and accuracy

    🦀 Written in Rust & built with @ratatui_rs

    ⭐ GitHub: github.com/hlsxx/tukai

  25. Just broke the barrier of 100 words per minute in a typing test for the first time ever, with the colemak-dh layout.

    #keyboard #touchtyping #keyboards #typing

  26. ZSA, firma produkująca ergonomiczne klawiatury, uruchomiła swoją stronę do nauki pisania - typ.ing/

    Wyglądem strona przypomina dobrze znane monkeytype.com/ , ale na te chwile oferuje mniej możliwości konfiguracji niż konkurencja 😞

    To co jednak ją wyróżnia, to to że strona została zrobiona tak aby była w 100% używalna tylko i wyłącznie z poziomu klawiatury, bez użycia myszki. Bardzo ciekawie to zaimplementowali 🤔

    Myśle że dam jej szansę, chociaż z MonkeyType ciężko będzie wygrać 😉

    #zsa #monkeytype #touchtyping #klawiatury

  27. ZSA, firma produkująca ergonomiczne klawiatury, uruchomiła swoją stronę do nauki pisania - typ.ing/

    Wyglądem strona przypomina dobrze znane monkeytype.com/ , ale na te chwile oferuje mniej możliwości konfiguracji niż konkurencja 😞

    To co jednak ją wyróżnia, to to że strona została zrobiona tak aby była w 100% używalna tylko i wyłącznie z poziomu klawiatury, bez użycia myszki. Bardzo ciekawie to zaimplementowali 🤔

    Myśle że dam jej szansę, chociaż z MonkeyType ciężko będzie wygrać 😉

    #zsa #monkeytype #touchtyping #klawiatury