#totallysecular — Public Fediverse posts

Has #GTA6 #Landed yet... | #StillNope™️

#DontPanic; #NoOneCares...

After nearly #20Years, I'm going to #Miss #MyOldDumbTelly; #But, a #LocalCharity is going to #ComeAndCollect #IT and #FindIT a #NewHome for #Someone... #Once the #NewToyJoy has #BeenInstalled by #EngineeringProfessionals...

I #DoHope "they/them" #LookAfterIT - #IT's #WorkedReallyWell #AllTheYears and #Narely a #DroppedPixel... #Ever...

#IT should #MakeSomeone #VeryHappy... For #NonDenominational #TotallySecular #Easter...

There'll be #ChocolateBunnies in #TheFuture; #IT's a #Prophecy... 🔮

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Has #GTA6 #Landed yet... | #StillNope™️

#DontPanic; #NoOneCares...

After nearly #20Years, I'm going to #Miss #MyOldDumbTelly; #But, a #LocalCharity is going to #ComeAndCollect #IT and #FindIT a #NewHome for #Someone... #Once the #NewToyJoy has #BeenInstalled by #EngineeringProfessionals...

I #DoHope "they/them" #LookAfterIT - #IT's #WorkedReallyWell #AllTheYears and #Narely a #DroppedPixel... #Ever...

#IT should #MakeSomeone #VeryHappy... For #NonDenominational #TotallySecular #Easter...

There'll be #ChocolateBunnies in #TheFuture; #IT's a #Prophecy... 🔮

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Has #GTA6 #Landed yet... | #StillNope™️

#DontPanic; #NoOneCares...

After nearly #20Years, I'm going to #Miss #MyOldDumbTelly; #But, a #LocalCharity is going to #ComeAndCollect #IT and #FindIT a #NewHome for #Someone... #Once the #NewToyJoy has #BeenInstalled by #EngineeringProfessionals...

I #DoHope "they/them" #LookAfterIT - #IT's #WorkedReallyWell #AllTheYears and #Narely a #DroppedPixel... #Ever...

#IT should #MakeSomeone #VeryHappy... For #NonDenominational #TotallySecular #Easter...

There'll be #ChocolateBunnies in #TheFuture; #IT's a #Prophecy... 🔮

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Has #GTA6 #Landed yet... | #StillNope™️

#DontPanic; #NoOneCares...

After nearly #20Years, I'm going to #Miss #MyOldDumbTelly; #But, a #LocalCharity is going to #ComeAndCollect #IT and #FindIT a #NewHome for #Someone... #Once the #NewToyJoy has #BeenInstalled by #EngineeringProfessionals...

I #DoHope "they/them" #LookAfterIT - #IT's #WorkedReallyWell #AllTheYears and #Narely a #DroppedPixel... #Ever...

#IT should #MakeSomeone #VeryHappy... For #NonDenominational #TotallySecular #Easter...

There'll be #ChocolateBunnies in #TheFuture; #IT's a #Prophecy... 🔮

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#OpenLetter...

#DearQatariSovereignWealthFund,

Your #TotallySecular #NonDenominational #AllButterMincePies aren't #Terrible; but, they're #NotAllButter and they do need #Cream... [#SoldSeparately]

#Someone has to #SayIT; #So...

#IT #MightAsWell be #PSiReN-Group...

#SwervingSuggestion: #Smash 'em with a #Hammer... Can also #BeServed with #ChocolateMiniRolls

#YouAreWelcome

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#TotallyNotChristmas #StillNotHitler #ForFestive

#OpenLetter...

#DearQatariSovereignWealthFund,

Your #TotallySecular #NonDenominational #Stollen is #TooSweet; #TooSickly...

#Someone has to #SayIT; #So...

#IT #MightAsWell be #PSiReN-Group...

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There are ways to work around something like that and with communication you can work something out, and it’s not a huge issue.

#diversity #inclusivity #diverse #inclusive #ally
#PublicSchool #School #TotallySecular
#DearTeachers #DearParents #DearPrincipal
#EduTooters #Educators #Influencer

#FreedomOfReligion #FreedomFromReligion

#MedinatAmerica = #Satire

6/6

We're committed to creating an #inclusive and #welcoming #environment. Shabbat shalom,
Principal Dani Stein

#PublicSchool #School #TotallySecular
#EduTooters #EduSky #Educators

#MedinatAmerica = #Satire

5/5

Dear Dr. Cohen,

I understand you got a complaint about last weekend’s Bonfire Jambor33 at our #school. You don’t strictly need to worry about responding — this family writes to complain about literally every cultural event we have.

https://medium.com/@jewwhohasitall/none-of-these-are-somehow-religious-activities-4f004c579ecf

#diversity
#FreedomOfReligion #FreedomFromReligion
#chag #chagim #holiday #holidays
#PublicSchool #TotallySecular
#DearPrincipal
#EduTooters #Educators

#MedinatAmerica = #Satire

Dear Gveret Dellacroce,

I’m sorry it took me so long to get back to your message regarding excusing your child from our #class #TuBishvat #celebrations; this is a unique situation.

https://medium.com/@jewwhohasitall/sheltering-your-child-from-normal-secular-american-holidays-13baf9bc9665

#diversity #inclusivity #inclusive
#FreedomOfReligion #FreedomFromReligion
#chag #chagim #holiday #holidays #Jewish #Christian
#trees #nature
#PublicSchool #School #TotallySecular
#DearParents
#EduTooters #Educators

#MedinatAmerica = #Satire

Dear Aboulafia Elementary School Parents and Guardians,

Your children are looking forward to an amazing fun week of #TuBishvat activities.

https://medium.com/@jewwhohasitall/all-of-our-teachers-have-so-many-fun-activities-for-the-holiday-5924904829f0

#diversity #inclusivity #inclusive #ally
#FreedomOfReligion #FreedomFromReligion
#chag #chagim #holiday #holidays #TuBShvat
#PublicSchool #School #TotallySecular
#DearTeachers #EduTooters #Educators

#MedinatAmerica = #Satire

Dear Aboulafia Elementary School Parents and Guardians,

Your children are looking forward to an amazing fun week of #TuBishvat activities.

https://medium.com/@jewwhohasitall/all-of-our-teachers-have-so-many-fun-activities-for-the-holiday-5924904829f0

#diversity #inclusivity #inclusive #ally
#FreedomOfReligion #FreedomFromReligion
#chag #chagim #holiday #holidays #TuBShvat
#PublicSchool #School #TotallySecular
#DearTeachers #EduTooters #Educators

#MedinatAmerica = #Satire

Dear Aboulafia Elementary School Parents and Guardians,

Your children are looking forward to an amazing fun week of #TuBishvat activities.

https://medium.com/@jewwhohasitall/all-of-our-teachers-have-so-many-fun-activities-for-the-holiday-5924904829f0

#diversity #inclusivity #inclusive #ally
#FreedomOfReligion #FreedomFromReligion
#chag #chagim #holiday #holidays #TuBShvat
#PublicSchool #School #TotallySecular
#DearTeachers #EduTooters #Educators

#MedinatAmerica = #Satire

Dear Aboulafia Elementary School Parents and Guardians,

Your children are looking forward to an amazing fun week of #TuBishvat activities.

https://medium.com/@jewwhohasitall/all-of-our-teachers-have-so-many-fun-activities-for-the-holiday-5924904829f0

#diversity #inclusivity #inclusive #ally
#FreedomOfReligion #FreedomFromReligion
#chag #chagim #holiday #holidays #TuBShvat
#PublicSchool #School #TotallySecular
#DearTeachers #EduTooters #Educators

#MedinatAmerica = #Satire

Dear Aboulafia Elementary School Parents and Guardians,

Your children are looking forward to an amazing fun week of #TuBishvat activities.

https://medium.com/@jewwhohasitall/all-of-our-teachers-have-so-many-fun-activities-for-the-holiday-5924904829f0

#diversity #inclusivity #inclusive #ally
#FreedomOfReligion #FreedomFromReligion
#chag #chagim #holiday #holidays #TuBShvat
#PublicSchool #School #TotallySecular
#DearTeachers #EduTooters #Educators

#MedinatAmerica = #Satire

Our Employee Engagement Team has SO MANY fun #seasonal activities planned for #TheWinterHolidays. Visit our employee engagement page to sign up for a seasonal #teambuilding event, including:

• Chocolate Coin Challenge— Guess how many chocolate coins are in the jar! Each guess is $5, proceeds go to charity. Winner gets the jar full of #gelt!

⋮

#chag #chagim #holiday #holidays
#TotallySecular
#MedinatAmerica = #Satire

Dear Geveret Collins,

Your son failed to complete the #homework assigned this past Thirdday…

https://medium.com/@jewwhohasitall/there-is-no-christian-mitzvah-associated-with-extorting-candy-from-homeowners-537f66adbf53

#PublicSchool #School #TotallySecular
#DearParents
#EduTwitter #EduTooters #EduSky #Educators
#FreedomOfReligion #FreedomFromReligion
#MedinatAmerica = #Satire

#DearTeachers,
Shavua tov!

We hope you are settling back into your routine after the end of #TheHolidaySeason! However... if any of your students identify as Christian...

https://medium.com/@jewwhohasitall/if-any-of-your-students-identify-as-christian-e602ab6866d2

#PublicSchool #School #TotallySecular
#EduTwitter #EduTooters #EduSky #Educators
#MedinatAmerica

Thanks so much for writing, and I look forward to visiting your holiday booth next year!

Moadim l’simcha!
Principal Gedalia Altschul
Abulafia Elementary School

#Public #School #TotallySecular
#DearParents
#EduTwitter #EduTooters #Educators
#MedinatAmerica

14/14

Families staying in town during Fall Break are welcome to use the school sukkah. Please enjoy a joyous and restful #chag.

#Chagim u'zmanim l'sasson to EVERYONE!
Principal Devorah Pomeranz

#PublicSchool #School #TotallySecular
#EduTwitter #EduTooters #Educators
#MedinatAmerica

8/8

We, the staff of Magen Avraham #PublicSchool, would like to wish ALL our students and their families and happy and sweet new year! Shana tova to EVERYONE!
Principal Devorah Pomeranz

#PublicSchool #School #TotallySecular
#EduTwitter #EduTooters #Educators
#MedinatAmerica

8/8

Another favorite from my new #merch collection: isn't this just perfect for bringing to the #Sukkah this #Sukkot?

Or to your #TotallySecular #Festive #Seasonal Hut this #HolidaySeason?

https://www.redbubble.com/i/tote-bag/Colorful-Sukkah-Night-by-JewWhoHasItAll/145205787.PJQVX

Thank you, and #ChagSameach to EVERYONE!
Pnina Pearlman

#PublicSchool #School #TotallySecular
#DearTeachers #DearParents #DearPrincipal
#EduTwitter #EduTooters #Educators
#MedinatAmerica
4/4

In addition, you asked if you could buy the cookies. Technically you can but it is a #BakeSale and everyone expects home-baked goods. If you are shomer treyf at home, we can make the school kitchen available to you to bake the cookies, for a small fee.

Thanks for writing.
Shana tova and g’mar chatimah tova!
Alona Taib
(on behalf of the Third Grade Team)

#PublicSchool #School #TotallySecular
#DearParents
#EduTwitter #EduTooters #Educators
#MedinatAmerica

3/3

Accommodations for The Holidays

https://medium.com/@jewwhohasitall/accommodations-for-the-holidays-baea0b027b1

#PublicSchool #School #TotallySecular
#DearTeachers #DearParents #DearPrincipal
#EduTwitter #EduTooters #Educators
#MedinatAmerica

Adira: Iced apple-shaped cookies
Bina: Carrot cookies
Chanan: Baklava
Faigy: Iced pomegranate-shaped cookies
Hadar: Halvah cookies
Shmuli: Honey cookies
Tal: Date cookies
Ya’akov: Iced honey-shaped cookies
Benedict: Teiglach

Thank you!
The Third Grade Teaching Team,
Sapir Goldstein, Alona Taib, and Dan Kapach

#PublicSchool #School #TotallySecular
#DearParents
#EduTwitter #EduTooters #Educators
#MedinatAmerica

2/2

#ChagSameach and #ShanaTova to EVERYONE!
The Third Grade teaching team,
Sapir Goldstein, Alona Taib, and Dan Kapach

#TotallySecular #chag #chagim
#DearParents #PublicSchool #School
#EduTwitter #EduTooters #Educators

#MedinatAmerica

3/3

Please note that foods may be pareve or dairy, but dairy foods should be marked as such. No nuts, please, in line with school policy.

We can’t wait to hear all about your family traditions for #TheHolidays.
Chag sameach!
Ms. Adi Lieberman

#PublicSchool #School #TotallySecular
#DearParents
#EduTwitter #EduTooters #Educators
#MedinatAmerica

4/4

If you want to bring Moon Cakes for the Mid-Autumn Festival, or explain to the class about how the rabbit lays eggs for Yom Saint Francis Ha’Kadosh, whatever your family’s Tishrei #tradition is, we would love to hear about it!

#ChagSameach!
The Third Grade teaching team,
Sapir Goldstein, Alona Taib, and Dan Kapach

#chag #chagim #holidays #TotallySecular
#DearParents #PublicSchool #School
#EduTwitter #EduTooters #Educators

#MedinatAmerica

2/2

…or demonstrate your family’s extra special simanim seder for #RoshHashanah.

Or maybe a demonstration of how to cook bubbe’s famous dairy kugel recipe that you eat for break fast each year?

Use your imagination, be creative!

#ChagSameach!
The Third Grade teaching team,
Sapir Goldstein, Alona Taib, and Dan Kapach

#chag #chagim #holidays #TotallySecular
#DearParents #PublicSchool #School
#EduTwitter #EduTooters #Educators

#MedinatAmerica

2/2

Welcome to the Third Grade!

https://medium.com/@jewwhohasitall/welcome-to-the-third-grade-6be13216ec2f

#PublicSchool #School #TotallySecular
#DearTeachers #DearParents #DearPrincipal
#EduTwitter #EduTooters #Educators
#MedinatAmerica