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#Quote: "... because Marco Rubio exaggerated his shoe size because he rightly assumed it would be linked to presidential speculation about the size of his penis."

#So... #That's #AllFine...

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#TheNewNormal #BeingNormal #TrumpWhiteHouseCrimeSyndicate #TotallyNotNews

#spacekarenx #landedonmars #dontpanic #noonecares #it #funtimefriday

PSiReN-X :verified_flashing: @[email protected] · 2026-03-11 · 11:55 UTC

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingLateMorningBiscuitNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews... #TotallyNotNews and #SomeWeather...

#DontPanic; #NoOneCares...

#HaveABiscuit; #OrSomething...

#BusyBusyBusy... #ThingsToDo with #Crack...

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#BeingEuropean #BeingLegal #SwervingSuggestion

#notnews24 #unbreaklinglatemorningbiscuitnotnews #it #definitelynotnews #totallynotnews #someweather

PSiReN-X :verified_flashing: @[email protected] · 2026-03-10 · 19:41 UTC

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingDiabloIVWorldNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews... #TotallyNotNews...

There was a #Prophecy... 🔮

#BTW: #ProMode for #MyLittleBigBuddy's #NewToyJoy is #TheWayToGo... #IT #AutomaticallyDisables the #SuperfluousBullcrap; #ApplePlay and #ChromeCast... #Automatically...!

They're #CompletelyUnnecessary...

#Anyways, #RememberTheRules and #TryNot to #UpsetTheVolcano; #IT's #TheNewRules...

#DontForget; #DiscordIsForImbeciles...

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#BeingEuropean #StayingEuropean #BeingLegal #AsOpposedTo #AllTheFraud

#notnews24 #unbreaklingdiabloivworldnotnews #it #definitelynotnews #totallynotnews #prophecy

PSiReN-X :verified_flashing: @[email protected] · 2026-03-04 · 09:07 UTC

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingHappyHumpDayNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews and #SomeWeather...

#IT's #Still a #GloriousMorning here at #PSiReN-Group with #ZeroReports and #TootSuite; #PoweredBy: #FloofsAndSparkles...

#IF you're #ExperiencingAnyDifficulties; you're #DoingITWrong...

#DontForget... #TheFediverseRemembers...

#TheRules are #SimplicityItself...

1: #KnowTheRules
2: #RememberTheRules
3: #TryNotToKillAnyone
4: #StopBeingHitler; #IT's #TheNewRules...

#TryNot to #UpsetTheVolcano and #RememberTheRules; #TheNewRules...

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#Still #WorkingAsIntended #BeingEuropean #StayingEuropean #StillNotHitler #Notflix #WorldWildLifeDay #TotallyNotNews

#notnews24 #unbreaklinghappyhumpdaynotnews #it #definitelynotnews #someweather #still

PSiReN-X :verified_flashing: @[email protected] · 2026-03-03 · 11:34 UTC

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingNearlySammidgeTimeNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews and #SomeWeather...

#IT's #Still a #GloriousMorning here at #PSiReN-Group with #ZeroReports and #TootSuite; #PoweredBy: #FloofsAndSparkles...

#IF you're #ExperiencingAnyDifficulties; you're #DoingITWrong...

#DontForget... #TheFediverseRemembers...

#TheRules are #SimplicityItself...

1: #KnowTheRules
2: #RememberTheRules
3: #TryNotToKillAnyone
4: #StopBeingHitler; #IT's #TheNewRules...

#TryNot to #UpsetTheVolcano and #RememberTheRules; #TheNewRules...

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#Still #WorkingAsIntended #BeingEuropean #StayingEuropean #StillNotHitler #Notflix #WorldWildLifeDay #TotallyNotNews

#notnews24 #unbreaklingnearlysammidgetimenotnews #it #definitelynotnews #someweather #still

PSiReN-X :verified_flashing: @[email protected] · 2026-03-03 · 06:22 UTC

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingSixFootersNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNew with #OurTeam of #SixFooters...

#TheThing to #BearInMind with #SixFooters is that we #OftenStink of #FeetAndArseholes; #Especially when we've been #Up #MostOfTheNight #DrinkingBeer and #FuckingAround with #EachOther...

#IT's a #TrueTrueTuesday, y'all...

1: #SpaceKarenX's US$44bn #KiddiePornGeneratingAI #Website is still a #DumpsterFire
2: #Mastodon is #Lovely; and,
3: #There is a #FreshPotOfCoffee on the #Go...

#TryNot to #UpsetTheVolcano and #RememberTheRules; #TheNewRules...

#IT's also a #FriedBreakfast #KindOfMorning...

There will be #Snozzidges... And, #FriedEgg(s)... And, #HashBrowns (with #Hashtags)...

#TheRevolutionWillBePunctuated...!

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#BeingEuropean #StonedAsFuck #NewToyJoy #ComingSoon #TotallyNotNews

#notnews24 #unbreaklingsixfootersnotnews #it #definitelynotnew #ourteam #sixfooters

PSiReN-X :verified_flashing: @[email protected] · 2026-03-03 · 06:22 UTC

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingSixFootersNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNew with #OurTeam of #SixFooters...

#TheThing to #BearInMind with #SixFooters is that we #OftenStink of #FeetAndArseholes; #Especially when we've been #Up #MostOfTheNight #DrinkingBeer and #FuckingAround with #EachOther...

#IT's a #TrueTrueTuesday, y'all...

1: #SpaceKarenX's US$44bn #KiddiePornGeneratingAI #Website is still a #DumpsterFire
2: #Mastodon is #Lovely; and,
3: #There is a #FreshPotOfCoffee on the #Go...

#TryNot to #UpsetTheVolcano and #RememberTheRules; #TheNewRules...

#IT's also a #FriedBreakfast #KindOfMorning...

There will be #Snozzidges... And, #FriedEgg(s)... And, #HashBrowns (with #Hashtags)...

#TheRevolutionWillBePunctuated...!

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#BeingEuropean #StonedAsFuck #NewToyJoy #ComingSoon #TotallyNotNews

#notnews24 #unbreaklingsixfootersnotnews #it #definitelynotnew #ourteam #sixfooters

PSiReN-X :verified_flashing: @[email protected] · 2026-03-03 · 06:22 UTC

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingSixFootersNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNew with #OurTeam of #SixFooters...

#TheThing to #BearInMind with #SixFooters is that we #OftenStink of #FeetAndArseholes; #Especially when we've been #Up #MostOfTheNight #DrinkingBeer and #FuckingAround with #EachOther...

#IT's a #TrueTrueTuesday, y'all...

1: #SpaceKarenX's US$44bn #KiddiePornGeneratingAI #Website is still a #DumpsterFire
2: #Mastodon is #Lovely; and,
3: #There is a #FreshPotOfCoffee on the #Go...

#TryNot to #UpsetTheVolcano and #RememberTheRules; #TheNewRules...

#IT's also a #FriedBreakfast #KindOfMorning...

There will be #Snozzidges... And, #FriedEgg(s)... And, #HashBrowns (with #Hashtags)...

#TheRevolutionWillBePunctuated...!

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#BeingEuropean #StonedAsFuck #NewToyJoy #ComingSoon #TotallyNotNews

#notnews24 #unbreaklingsixfootersnotnews #it #definitelynotnew #ourteam #sixfooters

PSiReN-X :verified_flashing: @[email protected] · 2026-03-03 · 06:22 UTC

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingSixFootersNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNew with #OurTeam of #SixFooters...

#TheThing to #BearInMind with #SixFooters is that we #OftenStink of #FeetAndArseholes; #Especially when we've been #Up #MostOfTheNight #DrinkingBeer and #FuckingAround with #EachOther...

#IT's a #TrueTrueTuesday, y'all...

1: #SpaceKarenX's US$44bn #KiddiePornGeneratingAI #Website is still a #DumpsterFire
2: #Mastodon is #Lovely; and,
3: #There is a #FreshPotOfCoffee on the #Go...

#TryNot to #UpsetTheVolcano and #RememberTheRules; #TheNewRules...

#IT's also a #FriedBreakfast #KindOfMorning...

There will be #Snozzidges... And, #FriedEgg(s)... And, #HashBrowns (with #Hashtags)...

#TheRevolutionWillBePunctuated...!

🧙⚒️🤖:wolfparty:🤖⚒️🧙 | :europe:🎠🦹🦄🦹🎠:europe:

#BeingEuropean #StonedAsFuck #NewToyJoy #ComingSoon #TotallyNotNews

#totallynotnews #comingsoon #newtoyjoy #stonedasfuck #beingeuropean #therevolutionwillbepunctuated

PSiReN-X :verified_flashing: @[email protected] · 2026-03-03 · 06:22 UTC

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingSixFootersNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNew with #OurTeam of #SixFooters...

#TheThing to #BearInMind with #SixFooters is that we #OftenStink of #FeetAndArseholes; #Especially when we've been #Up #MostOfTheNight #DrinkingBeer and #FuckingAround with #EachOther...

#IT's a #TrueTrueTuesday, y'all...

1: #SpaceKarenX's US$44bn #KiddiePornGeneratingAI #Website is still a #DumpsterFire
2: #Mastodon is #Lovely; and,
3: #There is a #FreshPotOfCoffee on the #Go...

#TryNot to #UpsetTheVolcano and #RememberTheRules; #TheNewRules...

#IT's also a #FriedBreakfast #KindOfMorning...

There will be #Snozzidges... And, #FriedEgg(s)... And, #HashBrowns (with #Hashtags)...

#TheRevolutionWillBePunctuated...!

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#BeingEuropean #StonedAsFuck #NewToyJoy #ComingSoon #TotallyNotNews

#notnews24 #unbreaklingsixfootersnotnews #it #definitelynotnew #ourteam #sixfooters

PSiReN-X :verified_flashing: @[email protected] · 2026-03-02 · 19:13 UTC

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingNearlyButNotQuiteSupperTimeNotNews; #IT's #TotallyNotNews with #SomeNotNews...

#MyLittleBigBuddy is #InAMood; his #NewToyJoy #Still hasn't been #Delivered yet and there are #AFewSixFooters on #StandBy #Waiting for #ITs #Arrival...

We shall have to #Think of #SomethingElse #ToDo while we're #StillWaiting...

#ISuppose we could #AllPopDown to #TheShed and #DrinkBeer and #TakeALook at #MyLittleBigBuddy's #ItchyArsehole... #Again...

#YouKnow, for a #Second and #Third #Opinions; #Maybe a #Fourth and #Fifth #Opinions, too... | #PopPopPop

He #PlaysWell with #Others... And, #MoreIsBetter, #Right... | #LookNoQuestionMark

#IT'll #TakeHisMind #OffIT...

#BTW: The #GoodGrass is #ReallyGood... And, there's #LoadsOfIT...

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#SixFooters #BeingSixFooters #LikeAScrum #NotForSale

#notnews24 #unbreaklingnearlybutnotquitesuppertimenotnews #it #totallynotnews #somenotnews #mylittlebigbuddy

PSiReN-X :verified_flashing: @[email protected] · 2026-03-02 · 09:45 UTC

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingMotoringMondayNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews... #TotallyNotNews...

#ThePope and #PrincessDie are #StillDead...

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#TheLollipopGuild #StillNotNews #MotoringMonday #FirstDeadWife

#notnews24 #unbreaklingmotoringmondaynotnews #it #definitelynotnews #totallynotnews #thepope

PSiReN-X :verified_flashing: @[email protected] · 2026-03-02 · 09:24 UTC

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingMondayMorningNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews and #SomeWeather...

#IT's a #Muesli and #SausageRolls #KindOfMorning... We've #Eaten #AllTheCrumble, #Already...

#DontPanic; #NoOneCares...

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#BeingEuropean #TotallyNotNews #StayingEuropean #StarWhat

#notnews24 #unbreaklingmondaymorningnotnews #it #definitelynotnews #someweather #muesli

PSiReN-X :verified_flashing: @[email protected] · 2026-02-28 · 08:33 UTC

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingStillAliveSaturdayNotNews; #IT's #StillNotNews... And, #SomeWeather...

We're #MostlyCloudy... #InTheCloud...

There will be #MoreRainbows in #TheFuture...

And, #Biscuits...

#IT's a #Prophecy... 🔮

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#TotallyNotNews #PlumAndRusty #HowToCoffee #WeHaveCookies

#notnews24 #unbreaklingstillalivesaturdaynotnews #it #stillnotnews #someweather #mostlycloudy

PSiReN-X :verified_flashing: @[email protected] · 2026-02-27 · 13:58 UTC

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingLunchTimeNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews... #NotNewNews; #TotallyNotNews...

#IT's #NotNews...

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_ieICHDNXA

#notnews24 #unbreaklinglunchtimenotnews #it #definitelynotnews #notnewnews #totallynotnews

PSiReN-X :verified_flashing: @[email protected] · 2026-02-27 · 07:04 UTC

#Meanwhile...

Has #SpaceKarenX #LandedOnMars, yet... | #StillNope™️

#DontPanic; #NoOneCares...

#IT's #DefinitelyNotNews... #TotallyNotNews

For the #BiPolarBears...!

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#BeingEuropean #MostlyEurope #StayingEuropean #WindowsForWerewolves

#meanwhile #spacekarenx #landedonmars #stillnope #dontpanic #noonecares

PSiReN-X :verified_flashing: @[email protected] · 2026-02-26 · 11:04 UTC

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingMidMorningBiscuitNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews... #NotNewNews; #TotallyNotNews...

#TheInternet is #StillOn and #WeGotCake...

#AsYouWere... #KeepOnKeepingOn; #OrWhatever...

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#StillNotNews #DiscordIsForImbeciles #OrSomething

#notnews24 #unbreaklingmidmorningbiscuitnotnews #it #definitelynotnews #notnewnews #totallynotnews

PSiReN-X :verified_flashing: @[email protected] · 2026-02-20 · 12:09 UTC

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingFunTimeFridayNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews, #TotallyNotNews and #SomeWeather...

We #Still have #Power and #Light and #IT's a bit #GreyAndGrizzly in #TheOutside...

Also #PrincessDiana is #StillDead...

#So...

#HaveABalloon; #Maybe a #Biscuit...

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#EverythingIsBon #EverythingIsStillBon #DiabloIVWorld

#notnews24 #unbreaklingfuntimefridaynotnews #it #definitelynotnews #totallynotnews #someweather

PSiReN-X :verified_flashing: @[email protected] · 2026-02-19 · 05:02 UTC

RE: https://psiren.eu/@PSiReN/116071676588845282

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingDiabloIVWorldNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews... #TotallyNotNews...

With #TheProspect of some #NewToyJoy #ComingSoon...

#BeAdvised that #FutureUpdates of #DiabloIVWorld will be #Coming in #UltraHD #4KFormat with #ZeroAds; #Because...

#QuoteToots are #StillQuiteCool...

#RememberTheRules and #TryNot to #UpsetTheVolcano; #IT's #TheNewRules...

#DontForget; #DiscordIsForImbeciles...

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#BeingEuropean #StayingEuropean #BeingLegal #AsOpposedTo #AllTheFraud

#notnews24 #unbreaklingdiabloivworldnotnews #it #definitelynotnews #totallynotnews #theprospect

PSiReN-X :verified_flashing: @[email protected] · 2026-02-14 · 21:45 UTC

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingMovieNightNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews... #TotallyNotNews and #SomeWeather...

#IT's #VeryDark in #TheOutside; must be #NightTime...

#TheBFF, #MyLittleBigBuddy and I have been #MostlyWatching: #Psychoville from #TheBBC...

There shall be #ChristmasChocolates; even though #IT's #NotChristmas and #ChristmasIsBullcrap...

#IT's a #Prophecy...

#PoweredBy #WindowsForWerewolves...

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#notnews24 #unbreaklingmovienightnotnews #it #definitelynotnews #totallynotnews #someweather

PSiReN-X :verified_flashing: @[email protected] · 2026-02-04 · 14:30 UTC

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingGiantBigotNetworkNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews and #SomeWeather...

#IT's #JollySunny in #TheOutside; #QuiteWarm, #RelativelySpeaking...

#MyLittleBigBuddy and I are #EatingSammidges in #TheGarden and #Listening to #TheLittleTweeters #TweetAbout... #Tweeting...

#OurCamelias are #StillCameliorating; #Because they're #OurCamellias, #IT's #WhatTheyDo...

#Once we've #FinishedOurSammidges, #MyLittleBigBuddy and I are going to...

#GetAGoodSweatOn... #DoingSomethingSweaty; #ForTheSweats...!

#AndThen, #Chillax for #TheAfternoon...

#Probably with another #GoodBook...

#DontPanic about the #GiantBigotNetwork; #IT's #TotallyNotNews... #JustLike #TheGhostOfMisterDen's #DeadInstance...

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#PoweredBy #FloofsAndSparkles #StayingEuropean #LiveStreaming

#notnews24 #unbreaklinggiantbigotnetworknotnews #it #definitelynotnews #someweather #jollysunny

PSiReN-X :verified_flashing: @[email protected] · 2026-01-21 · 16:50 UTC

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingSquirrelAppNotNews with #SomeMoreNotNews for #TheSquirrelApp...

#LetsPlay... #SquirrelsOnline...!

#BTW: #TheToryGraph is #StillReporting on the #AngryOrangeWotsit whose #Cuntry is #Still in a #StateOfEmergency while #TheStarmertron has to #DealWith #FarageLePen...

#IT's #TotallyNotNews...

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#BeingEuropean #SomewhereInEurope #StayingEuropean #StillBeingLegal #TotallyLegal #EULaw #HowToGrammar #TheRevolutionWillBePunctuated #AcceptNoSubstitutes #CheapImitations

#notnews24 #unbreaklingsquirrelappnotnews #somemorenotnews #thesquirrelapp #letsplay #squirrelsonline

PSiReN-X :verified_flashing: @[email protected] · 2026-01-13 · 14:58 UTC

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingTooManyMushroomsNotNews; #IT's #TotallyNotNews with #TooManyMushrooms, and #SomeWeather...

#IT's #StillPissingDown in #TheOutside; #HasBeen #AllDay #SoFar...

#StupidPeople are #VeryWelcome to #ComeOver and #LickMyMushroom...

#IF you #Die; #YouDie... #IT's #NotMyResponsibility to #ShieldYou from #YourOwnStupidity

#IT's #VeryMuchLike #PlayingRussianRoulette; but, #WithoutTheRussians... #Or a #Gun...

#FeelingLucky, #Punk...

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#TheOutside #BeingOutside #AllAboutTheMushrooms #NotBeingStupid #StillFineForDiesel #HarshReality

#notnews24 #unbreaklingtoomanymushroomsnotnews #it #totallynotnews #toomanymushrooms #someweather

PSiReN-X :verified_flashing: @[email protected] · 2026-01-13 · 10:44 UTC

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingMidMorningBiscuitNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews... #TotallyNotNews and #SomeWeather...

#IT's #PissingDown [#TechnicalTerm] in #TheOutside; but, #That's #OK; #Because, #Reasons...

#Reasons and #Semicolons... | #HowToGrammar

#TrueStory... #StillTrue™️

And, #QuoteToots; #StillQuiteCool...

With #TheRightStaff™️

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#BeingRight #SuperAwesome #AlsoBeingLegal #AllTheFraud #DodgyCoins #NotMutuallyExclusive

#notnews24 #unbreaklingmidmorningbiscuitnotnews #it #definitelynotnews #totallynotnews #someweather

PSiReN-X :verified_flashing: @[email protected] · 2026-01-12 · 13:04 UTC

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingSammidgeTimeNotNews; #IT's #TotallyNotNews and #SomeWeather...

#TheInternet is #StillOn...

🧙⚒️🤖:wolfparty:🤖⚒️🧙 | :PirateBadge:🦹:fediverse:🦄:fediverse:🦹:PirateBadge:

#BeingEuropean #MostlyEurope #StayingEuropean #ThisIsNotLasVegas #StillNotTexas #AlsoNotKansas

#notnews24 #unbreaklingsammidgetimenotnews #it #totallynotnews #someweather #theinternet

PSiReN-X :verified_flashing: @[email protected] · 2026-01-10 · 15:58 UTC

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingCatInTheHaturdayNotNews; #IT's #TotallyNotNews... With #KittenVideos...

#MyLittleBigBuddy has #JustTexted #ToSay that his #SignificantFamilyThing is #DrawingToAClose; #IT's been a #BitOfAChore, #ByAllAccounts...

#LivesAndFamilies...

#So, I've got #AnotherGoodReason to #PickHimUp and #Exercise our #EscapeRoute... #WeHaveAPlan...

#IT's #OK... #Coffeezilla is #Still #ShowingUp in my #YouTube...

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#BeingLegal #StillLegal #StayingEuropean #MostlyEurope #ThisAintTexas #StillNotTexas #AlsoNotKansas #MakeTimeForBacon

#notnews24 #unbreaklingcatinthehaturdaynotnews #it #totallynotnews #kittenvideos #mylittlebigbuddy

PSiReN-X :verified_flashing: @[email protected] · 2026-01-09 · 13:50 UTC

#Meanwhile...

#YouTube has #KittenVideos...

#IT's #TotallyNotNews... #HappyBaconSammidgeDay...!

#Shhh... #IT's #TopSecret...

🧙🥪🤖:wolfparty:🤖🥪🧙 | :fediverse:🦹:PirateBadge:🦄:PirateBadge:🦹:fediverse:

#BeingEuropean #TotallyLegal #StayingEuropean #StillLegal #StillBeingLegal #AllTheFraud #MoneyLaundering

#meanwhile #youtube #kittenvideos #it #totallynotnews #happybaconsammidgeday

PSiReN-X :verified_flashing: @[email protected] · 2026-01-07 · 18:04 UTC

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingTeaTimeNotNews with a #TotallyNotNews #NewsUpdate about #SomeNotNews and #SomeWeather...

#IT's been #ABitFrizzly in #TheOutside and #MyLittleBigBuddy's #ItchyArseSyndrome has #NotBeenAProblem...

We #StoppedOff / #ParkedUp in a #Layby so that he could #CheckHimself and I #DoubleChecked; #So, #StillNotAProblem... With #Consent

#Meanwhie, #TheBFF has been #VeryBusy...

I can #Sense that there will be #Soup in #TheFuture and #SomeChilli...

Have a #Sammidge #OrSomething while you're #Waiting...

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#BeingEuropean #StayingEuropean #MakeTimeForBacon #FluffForBrains

#totallynotnews #newsupdate #somenotnews #someweather #it #abitfrizzly

PSiReN-X :verified_flashing: @[email protected] · 2026-01-05 · 16:29 UTC

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingNearlyKnightTimeNotNews; #IT's #TotallyNotNews with #Paladins... And, #AllThePurpleThings...

#TheComposters are #StillComposting...

For the #DataSecurity...! And, #NutsAndNibbles...

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#BeingEuropean #MostlyEuropean #InformationSecurity #InTheWild #NutsAndNibblesTime #NotLikeTheGhostOfMisterDen #DeadInstance

#notnews24 #unbreaklingnearlyknighttimenotnews #it #totallynotnews #paladins #allthepurplethings

PSiReN-X :verified_flashing: @[email protected] · 2025-12-23 · 10:30 UTC

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingMidMorningBiscuitNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews and #SomeWeather...

#IT's #QuiteCloudy... #InTheCloud...

#IT's #Nice and #WarmAndToasty #AtHome...

#WeToldYou, #IT's #TotallyNotNews...

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#NotNews #SomeFestiveNotNews #ForFestive #StillNotNews

#notnews24 #unbreaklingmidmorningbiscuitnotnews #it #definitelynotnews #someweather #quitecloudy

PSiReN-X :verified_flashing: @[email protected] · 2025-12-22 · 17:11 UTC

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingDefinitelyNotNewsNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews and #SomeWeather...

#IT's #TotallyNotNews...

#LotROStillDown

We're going to have #AnotherPrideMonth soon... #Soonish™️

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#BeingEuropean #MostlyEurope #StayingEuropean #PSiBoRG #DrPSiReN #FictionalChristmas #DueDiligence

#notnews24 #unbreaklingdefinitelynotnewsnotnews #it #definitelynotnews #someweather #totallynotnews

PSiReN-X :verified_flashing: @[email protected] · 2025-12-20 · 21:36 UTC

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingMovieNightNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews... #TotallyNotNews and #SomeWeather...

#TheBFF, #MyLittleBigBuddy and I have #Watched: #AFewMoreEpisodes of #Spaced, which is #Still... #VeryFunny... #ForFiction!

We #AtePizza and #CaptainRedBeanBear was #HavingALittleNap; #Because #AllTheLaundry...

#Now... #TheBFF has #Retired to #HisRoom to #Do... #TheBFFStuff; #Leaving #MyLittleBigBuddy and #LittleOldMe to #EntertainOurselves... In #TheOnlyWayWeKnowHow...

#Inventing: #MovieTitles that will #NeverHappen and #PlayingPaladins... #Wearing: #ShortShorts

#What is #Happening in #DiabloIVWorld; #ThePaladin is #Amazeballs... #If a #LittleBit #OverPowered...

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#notnews24 #unbreaklingmovienightnotnews #it #definitelynotnews #totallynotnews #someweather

PSiReN-X :verified_flashing: @[email protected] · 2025-12-19 · 12:49 UTC

Has #SpaceKarenX said/done #AnythingParticularlyStupid in #TheLast24Hours...

#LookNoQuestionMark

#DontPanic; #NoOneCares...

#RememberTheRules and #TryNot to #UpsetTheVolcano...

#IT's #TotallyNotNews

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#StupidPeople #BeingStupidPeople #CouldBeWorse #TheWhiteHouseCrimeSyndicate #TheJoyOfTypos

#spacekarenx #anythingparticularlystupid #thelast24hours #looknoquestionmark #dontpanic #noonecares