#totallynotchristmas — Public Fediverse posts

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingItsNearlyTheWeekendNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews... #IT's #NearlyTheWeekend...

#MutuallyAssured #ThermoNuclearAnnihilation #Averted for #AnotherDay...

#IT's #ProbablyBest we #MakeAStart on the #Recycled #ChrimbleCards for #TotallyNotChristmas...

#IT'll be #EasterAgain soon... #Soonish™️

#HaveABiscuit; #OrSomething...

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#ChristmasChocolates #NotChristmas #ChristmasIsBullcrap #NotAmish #StillNotMuslim #AlsoNotCatholic

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingDiabloIVWorldNotNews; #IT's #StillNotNews... #IT's #GoblinCrushingSeason with #SomeWeather...

#IT's #Still #MightyFrizzly in #TheOutside...

#IT's #Brutal; #ILikeIT...

#MakeMorePurpleThings

#DontForget; #DiscordIsForImbeciles...

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#PurpleThings #AllThePurpleThings #MakeTimeForBacon #ForTheNumbers #TotallyNotChristmas #LegacyItems #ShingShing

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingDiabloIVWorldNotNews; #IT's #StillNotNews... #IT's #GoblinCrushingSeason with #SomeWeather...

#IT's #Still #MightyFrizzly in #TheOutside...

#IT's #Brutal; #ILikeIT...

#MakeMorePurpleThings

#DontForget; #DiscordIsForImbeciles...

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#PurpleThings #AllThePurpleThings #MakeTimeForBacon #ForTheNumbers #TotallyNotChristmas #LegacyItems #ShingShing

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingDiabloIVWorldNotNews; #IT's #StillNotNews... #IT's #GoblinCrushingSeason with #SomeWeather...

#IT's #Still #MightyFrizzly in #TheOutside...

#IT's #Brutal; #ILikeIT...

#DontForget; #DiscordIsForImbeciles...

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#PurpleThings #AllThePurpleThings #MakeTimeForBacon #Brutal #ILikeIT #ForTheNumbers #TotallyNotChristmas

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingDiabloIVWorldNotNews; #IT's #StillNotNews... #IT's #GoblinCrushingSeason with #SomeWeather...

#IT's #Still #MightyFrizzly in #TheOutside; #So...

#MyLittleBigBuddy and I are going to #Keep our #LegacyItems and #MakeSomeMore #PurpleThings...

#DontForget; #DiscordIsForImbeciles...

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#PurpleThings #AllThePurpleThings #MakeTimeForBacon #Brutal #ILikeIT #ForTheNumbers #TotallyNotChristmas

#OpenLetter...

#DearQatariSovereignWealthFund,

Your #TotallySecular #NonDenominational #AllButterMincePies aren't #Terrible; but, they're #NotAllButter and they do need #Cream... [#SoldSeparately]

#Someone has to #SayIT; #So...

#IT #MightAsWell be #PSiReN-Group...

#SwervingSuggestion: #Smash 'em with a #Hammer... Can also #BeServed with #ChocolateMiniRolls

#YouAreWelcome

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#TotallyNotChristmas #StillNotHitler #ForFestive