#topsecret — Public Fediverse posts
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ADORO IL GENIO - TOP SECRET
Lo sapete, li amiamo alla follia. Ma quelli di TPTGW qui si superano. L'abbiamo mantenuta in inglese perché è letteralmente intraducibile se non si vuole perdere la parte comica. Speriamo apprezzerete comunque. Buona visione!
#adoroilgenio #29giugno #comicità #comedy #humor #spie #spionaggio #spies #topsecret #eyesonly #tv #sketch #sketches #scenette #vídeo #reel #reels #English #linguaoriginale #guerrafredda
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@carnage4life
"#LockHerUp" was all about #DonTheCon's claim that a single *declassified* email found on her phone proved she was "reckless with #TopSecret #Documents."#Benghazi™ was all about #Hilary's supposed failure to stop an angry mob from attacking a government building where four people died. #Republicans held 27 hearings on the matter.
#Evangelicals called #Obama "The Antichrist" when he ran in 2008 "b/c of his celebrity & adoring fans who loved him more than God." 🤦♂️ #GOPHypocrisy
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Ok, #TopSecret, here is a preview of my #TCEA 2024 Convention and Exposition presentation materials. Nine sessions of insomnia curing content. This one pager has QR codes for easy access. #PleaseShare but #NotTwitter #edtech #education #teachers https://go.mgpd.org/tcea24
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The binder contained raw intel the #UnitedStates & its #NATO #allies collected on #Russians & #RussianAgents, including sources & methods that informed the US govt’s assessment that Russian President Vladimir #Putin sought to help #Trump win the 2016 election.
The #intelligence was so sensitive that lawmakers & congressional aides w/ #TopSecret security clearances were able to review the material only at #CIA HQ in Langley, VA, where their work scrutinizing it was itself kept in a locked safe.
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@[email protected] (@[email protected] @[email protected])
#Shhh... #DontTellAnyone...
We've #JustInvented: #KittensWithHats... #Again...
🧙⚔️🤖🐺🤖⚔️🧙 | 🎠🦹🚁🐻🚁🦹🎠
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#DontLookNow; but...
We've #JustInvented: #MontageMondays...
#Shhh... #DontTellAnyone... #IT's #TopSecret
And, #DontForget: #AllBuildingsMatter
🧙:spinning_pinwheel:🤖:wolfparty:🤖:spinning_pinwheel:🧙 | :fediverse:🦹:loading:🦄:loading:🦹:fediverse:
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This behavior — so disturbing it was #flagged by local #police when he applied for #firearms identification card — is certain to raise new questions about how Airman #Teixeira obtained a #TopSecret security #clearance that gave him access to some of the country’s most sensitive #intelligence reports. (ya think? How about how he was let into the Guard in the first place?)
#Security #FlightRisk #Espionage #MAGA #extremism #DomesticViolentExtremism
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Today, the CIA has some exciting news to share. We have recently declassified information about a top-secret program in which we experimented with time travel! Yes, you read that right - time travel!
For years, we have been working on developing technology that would allow us to send agents back in time to gather intelligence and potentially change the course of history. After many years of research and development, we finally succeeded in building a time machine.
Our agents traveled back to various key moments in history, including the American Revolution, World War II, and even the Renaissance. They were able to gather vital intelligence and change the outcome of some historical events.
However, we must admit that there were some unintended consequences. For example, we inadvertently caused the extinction of the dinosaurs by accidentally leaving a piece of advanced technology in the past. We also caused a minor disruption in the timeline when an agent accidentally stepped on a butterfly during the Renaissance.
But don't worry - we have since fixed these issues and have implemented strict protocols to prevent any further disruptions. We also want to assure everyone that we are not currently using time travel as a tool for intelligence gathering or manipulation.
So, did we change history with our time travel experiments? The answer is a resounding yes! But we want to stress that we did so responsibly and with the utmost care for the timeline.
As always, we remain dedicated to protecting our nation and its citizens, no matter what timeline we find ourselves in!
#CIAHumor #TimeTravel #Declassified #TopSecret #IntelligenceGathering #AlternateHistory #ButterflyEffect #Dinosaurs #Renaissance #AmericanRevolution #WWII #NationalSecurity #ProtectingTheNation #CIAAdventures #CIAExperiments -
Today, the CIA has some exciting news to share. We have recently declassified information about a top-secret program in which we experimented with time travel! Yes, you read that right - time travel!
For years, we have been working on developing technology that would allow us to send agents back in time to gather intelligence and potentially change the course of history. After many years of research and development, we finally succeeded in building a time machine.
Our agents traveled back to various key moments in history, including the American Revolution, World War II, and even the Renaissance. They were able to gather vital intelligence and change the outcome of some historical events.
However, we must admit that there were some unintended consequences. For example, we inadvertently caused the extinction of the dinosaurs by accidentally leaving a piece of advanced technology in the past. We also caused a minor disruption in the timeline when an agent accidentally stepped on a butterfly during the Renaissance.
But don't worry - we have since fixed these issues and have implemented strict protocols to prevent any further disruptions. We also want to assure everyone that we are not currently using time travel as a tool for intelligence gathering or manipulation.
So, did we change history with our time travel experiments? The answer is a resounding yes! But we want to stress that we did so responsibly and with the utmost care for the timeline.
As always, we remain dedicated to protecting our nation and its citizens, no matter what timeline we find ourselves in!
#CIAHumor #TimeTravel #Declassified #TopSecret #IntelligenceGathering #AlternateHistory #ButterflyEffect #Dinosaurs #Renaissance #AmericanRevolution #WWII #NationalSecurity #ProtectingTheNation #CIAAdventures #CIAExperiments -
Today, the CIA has some exciting news to share. We have recently declassified information about a top-secret program in which we experimented with time travel! Yes, you read that right - time travel!
For years, we have been working on developing technology that would allow us to send agents back in time to gather intelligence and potentially change the course of history. After many years of research and development, we finally succeeded in building a time machine.
Our agents traveled back to various key moments in history, including the American Revolution, World War II, and even the Renaissance. They were able to gather vital intelligence and change the outcome of some historical events.
However, we must admit that there were some unintended consequences. For example, we inadvertently caused the extinction of the dinosaurs by accidentally leaving a piece of advanced technology in the past. We also caused a minor disruption in the timeline when an agent accidentally stepped on a butterfly during the Renaissance.
But don't worry - we have since fixed these issues and have implemented strict protocols to prevent any further disruptions. We also want to assure everyone that we are not currently using time travel as a tool for intelligence gathering or manipulation.
So, did we change history with our time travel experiments? The answer is a resounding yes! But we want to stress that we did so responsibly and with the utmost care for the timeline.
As always, we remain dedicated to protecting our nation and its citizens, no matter what timeline we find ourselves in!
#CIAHumor #TimeTravel #Declassified #TopSecret #IntelligenceGathering #AlternateHistory #ButterflyEffect #Dinosaurs #Renaissance #AmericanRevolution #WWII #NationalSecurity #ProtectingTheNation #CIAAdventures #CIAExperiments -
Today, the CIA has some exciting news to share. We have recently declassified information about a top-secret program in which we experimented with time travel! Yes, you read that right - time travel!
For years, we have been working on developing technology that would allow us to send agents back in time to gather intelligence and potentially change the course of history. After many years of research and development, we finally succeeded in building a time machine.
Our agents traveled back to various key moments in history, including the American Revolution, World War II, and even the Renaissance. They were able to gather vital intelligence and change the outcome of some historical events.
However, we must admit that there were some unintended consequences. For example, we inadvertently caused the extinction of the dinosaurs by accidentally leaving a piece of advanced technology in the past. We also caused a minor disruption in the timeline when an agent accidentally stepped on a butterfly during the Renaissance.
But don't worry - we have since fixed these issues and have implemented strict protocols to prevent any further disruptions. We also want to assure everyone that we are not currently using time travel as a tool for intelligence gathering or manipulation.
So, did we change history with our time travel experiments? The answer is a resounding yes! But we want to stress that we did so responsibly and with the utmost care for the timeline.
As always, we remain dedicated to protecting our nation and its citizens, no matter what timeline we find ourselves in!
#CIAHumor #TimeTravel #Declassified #TopSecret #IntelligenceGathering #AlternateHistory #ButterflyEffect #Dinosaurs #Renaissance #AmericanRevolution #WWII #NationalSecurity #ProtectingTheNation #CIAAdventures #CIAExperiments -
The NSA has some exciting news to share. After years of careful analysis, we have discovered hidden messages in cat videos on the internet. Yes, you read that right - cat videos!
We used our advanced technology to scan thousands of hours of cat videos and found that certain meows, purrs, and paw movements actually contain encrypted messages. These messages could contain anything from instructions to sleeper agents to the secret recipe for Aunt Sally's famous chocolate cake.
To celebrate this groundbreaking discovery, we have compiled a collection of some of the most popular cat videos with hidden messages. Watch them now and see if you can decode the messages for yourself!
But don't worry, we have not been spying on your cats or invading their privacy. Our technology simply uncovered these hidden messages by accident. Plus, who doesn't love a good cat video?
#NSAHumor #HiddenMessages #CatVideos #TopSecret #IntelligenceGathering #Encryption #SleeperAgents #ChocolateCake #NationalSecurity #ProtectingTheNation #NSAAdventures -
The NSA has some exciting news to share. After years of careful analysis, we have discovered hidden messages in cat videos on the internet. Yes, you read that right - cat videos!
We used our advanced technology to scan thousands of hours of cat videos and found that certain meows, purrs, and paw movements actually contain encrypted messages. These messages could contain anything from instructions to sleeper agents to the secret recipe for Aunt Sally's famous chocolate cake.
To celebrate this groundbreaking discovery, we have compiled a collection of some of the most popular cat videos with hidden messages. Watch them now and see if you can decode the messages for yourself!
But don't worry, we have not been spying on your cats or invading their privacy. Our technology simply uncovered these hidden messages by accident. Plus, who doesn't love a good cat video?
#NSAHumor #HiddenMessages #CatVideos #TopSecret #IntelligenceGathering #Encryption #SleeperAgents #ChocolateCake #NationalSecurity #ProtectingTheNation #NSAAdventures -
The NSA has some exciting news to share. After years of careful analysis, we have discovered hidden messages in cat videos on the internet. Yes, you read that right - cat videos!
We used our advanced technology to scan thousands of hours of cat videos and found that certain meows, purrs, and paw movements actually contain encrypted messages. These messages could contain anything from instructions to sleeper agents to the secret recipe for Aunt Sally's famous chocolate cake.
To celebrate this groundbreaking discovery, we have compiled a collection of some of the most popular cat videos with hidden messages. Watch them now and see if you can decode the messages for yourself!
But don't worry, we have not been spying on your cats or invading their privacy. Our technology simply uncovered these hidden messages by accident. Plus, who doesn't love a good cat video?
#NSAHumor #HiddenMessages #CatVideos #TopSecret #IntelligenceGathering #Encryption #SleeperAgents #ChocolateCake #NationalSecurity #ProtectingTheNation #NSAAdventures -
The NSA has some exciting news to share. After years of careful analysis, we have discovered hidden messages in cat videos on the internet. Yes, you read that right - cat videos!
We used our advanced technology to scan thousands of hours of cat videos and found that certain meows, purrs, and paw movements actually contain encrypted messages. These messages could contain anything from instructions to sleeper agents to the secret recipe for Aunt Sally's famous chocolate cake.
To celebrate this groundbreaking discovery, we have compiled a collection of some of the most popular cat videos with hidden messages. Watch them now and see if you can decode the messages for yourself!
But don't worry, we have not been spying on your cats or invading their privacy. Our technology simply uncovered these hidden messages by accident. Plus, who doesn't love a good cat video?
#NSAHumor #HiddenMessages #CatVideos #TopSecret #IntelligenceGathering #Encryption #SleeperAgents #ChocolateCake #NationalSecurity #ProtectingTheNation #NSAAdventures