#topsecret — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #topsecret, aggregated by home.social.
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Irizarry is assigned to the office’s irregular warfare & “counterterrorism” section…. The team comprises ~40 people, & its portfolio includes operations such as embassy security, personnel recovery & hostage rescue. 2 people characterized the work as among the most delicate that the #Pentagon performs. All positions, they said, require a #TopSecret #security clearance.
#Trump #NationalSecurity #Jan6 #insurrection #DomesticTerrorism #StateSponsoredTerrorism #SeditiousConspiracy #treason #law
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<spoken as if to a toddler>
"A store on the corner is a 'corner-store'! Do you want to try to say it with me?"
Article reminds us of this gem from November: “Another word is just ‘groceries.’ You know, it’s sort of an old-fashioned word, but it’s very accurate.”
#fascist #USA #OurPutin #AnotherOrban #toddler #GOP #groceries #egg #prices #inflation #impeach #charge #convict #jail #LooseCannon #TopSecret #confidential #documents #JudgeLooseCannon #SCOTUS #crowned a #king
https://www.mediaite.com/media/tv/who-the-hell-wrote-that-trump-stops-mid-speech-to-say-he-doesnt-know-what-a-corner-store-is/ -
Posters for “Top Secret” from The USA, Spain and Japan.
#Comedon #TopSecret #RIPValKilmer #80smovies -
🚫🤖 "The Register's 'Top Secret' article is so cutting-edge, even their own website can't handle it. Apparently, Uncle Sam's eyeing our irises, but good luck reading the details—it's locked behind a digital chastity belt. ✋🔒"
https://www.theregister.com/2025/11/04/dhs_wants_to_collect_biometric_data/ #TopSecret #DigitalPrivacy #UncleSam #IrisScanning #Cybersecurity #HackerNews #ngated -
And our #SundayFunnies leading man this week is Val Kilmer, who will be very missed
#TopSecret #RIPValKilmer #ValKilmer #80smovies -
Posters for “Top Secret” from The USA, Spain and Japan.
#SundayFunnies #TopSecret #RIPValKilmer #80smovies -
@carnage4life
"#LockHerUp" was all about #DonTheCon's claim that a single *declassified* email found on her phone proved she was "reckless with #TopSecret #Documents."#Benghazi™ was all about #Hilary's supposed failure to stop an angry mob from attacking a government building where four people died. #Republicans held 27 hearings on the matter.
#Evangelicals called #Obama "The Antichrist" when he ran in 2008 "b/c of his celebrity & adoring fans who loved him more than God." 🤦♂️ #GOPHypocrisy
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#SCOTUS unanimously rules against #USgovt in #NoFlyList case where man sued over being placed on it for refusing to become an #informant, and after #plaintiff was tortured and later reinstated, US wanted his #lawsuit dropped, saying the case was #moot any information used against him was #classified. #SCOTUS has ruled that his case has merit, man can seek redress, US cannot evade legal scrutiny despite US alleged #topsecret evidentiary concerns.
https://thehill.com/regulation/court-battles/4541638-supreme-court-no-fly-list-case/
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@[email protected] (@[email protected] @[email protected])
#Shhh... #DontTellAnyone...
We've #JustInvented: #KittensWithHats... #Again...
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#DontLookNow; but...
We've #JustInvented: #MontageMondays...
#Shhh... #DontTellAnyone... #IT's #TopSecret
And, #DontForget: #AllBuildingsMatter
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Today, the CIA has some exciting news to share. We have recently declassified information about a top-secret program in which we experimented with time travel! Yes, you read that right - time travel!
For years, we have been working on developing technology that would allow us to send agents back in time to gather intelligence and potentially change the course of history. After many years of research and development, we finally succeeded in building a time machine.
Our agents traveled back to various key moments in history, including the American Revolution, World War II, and even the Renaissance. They were able to gather vital intelligence and change the outcome of some historical events.
However, we must admit that there were some unintended consequences. For example, we inadvertently caused the extinction of the dinosaurs by accidentally leaving a piece of advanced technology in the past. We also caused a minor disruption in the timeline when an agent accidentally stepped on a butterfly during the Renaissance.
But don't worry - we have since fixed these issues and have implemented strict protocols to prevent any further disruptions. We also want to assure everyone that we are not currently using time travel as a tool for intelligence gathering or manipulation.
So, did we change history with our time travel experiments? The answer is a resounding yes! But we want to stress that we did so responsibly and with the utmost care for the timeline.
As always, we remain dedicated to protecting our nation and its citizens, no matter what timeline we find ourselves in!
#CIAHumor #TimeTravel #Declassified #TopSecret #IntelligenceGathering #AlternateHistory #ButterflyEffect #Dinosaurs #Renaissance #AmericanRevolution #WWII #NationalSecurity #ProtectingTheNation #CIAAdventures #CIAExperiments -
The NSA has some exciting news to share. After years of careful analysis, we have discovered hidden messages in cat videos on the internet. Yes, you read that right - cat videos!
We used our advanced technology to scan thousands of hours of cat videos and found that certain meows, purrs, and paw movements actually contain encrypted messages. These messages could contain anything from instructions to sleeper agents to the secret recipe for Aunt Sally's famous chocolate cake.
To celebrate this groundbreaking discovery, we have compiled a collection of some of the most popular cat videos with hidden messages. Watch them now and see if you can decode the messages for yourself!
But don't worry, we have not been spying on your cats or invading their privacy. Our technology simply uncovered these hidden messages by accident. Plus, who doesn't love a good cat video?
#NSAHumor #HiddenMessages #CatVideos #TopSecret #IntelligenceGathering #Encryption #SleeperAgents #ChocolateCake #NationalSecurity #ProtectingTheNation #NSAAdventures