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  1. We #Elves in the sleigh barn, having recently organized a chapter under the #UAW, we stand with our fellow #workers in the #reindeer stables as they seek to #unionize under the #SEIU. #UnionStrong

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    I wouldn't do that if I were you, even though it's grammatically correct.
    NEVER call a citizen of Gdansk a "North Pole".

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    That's just a myth--none of the barbers here have painted the North Pole with red and white stripes.

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    I'm positive of the polarity of the North Pole, and it doesn't change appearance even after May arrives.

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    Sorry to disappoint, but Dancer is male and doesn't have a "full name" beyond that, so stop calling him The North Pole Dancer.

  6. @madbarrister
    How many reindeer does it take to screw in Rudolph's nose?

    Same answer it’s always been - Two, but they have to be very very tiny

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  7. RE: mastodon.social/@naeemafamily/

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    It was not Santa but generous people like you who helped Elias to get a consultation and new glasses!

    Read here: mastodon.social/@naeemafamily/

    Now the family needs help to buy new clothes for the children.

    Can you help, please? 💜
    🎄 ⛄ gofund.me/e8e853a83

    [Rapha]

  8. Just wrapped the sleigh in tin foil. Let’s see those NORAD bastards try and track me now! #TootsToAndFromTheNorthPole #HashtagGames

  9. North Pole Station: Anyone know which way is north from here?

    North Pole Station: The only answer we got was from some other station asking if anyone knew which way was south.

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  10. Flight Crew,
    Make sure Rudolph shuts off his nose when we fly though the Caribbean this year to avoid getting shot down entering Venezuela. As an extra precaution, it wouldn't hurt to put one of those "Jesus is my co-pilot" bumper stickers on the back of the sleigh to satisfy any DOD onlookers.

    Santa

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  11. Dear children,

    I regret to inform you that a rogue elf got hold of Ms. Claus's social media accounts cause she won't use a password manager.

    Bake for me children! Bake for me!

    Jolly-ly,

    Santa

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