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  1. The arc of the moral universe is long, but it bends towards TootCoin :tootcoin:

    #Tribute #MLK #TootCoin 👑

  2. This just in:

    TCX (TootCoin Exchange) has lent a "significant" portion of its customer deposits to Sam Bankman-Fried's legal defense fund.

    In other news:

    We speak to a panel of market analysts who believe TCX-Token is one of the most undervalued gems going into the 2023 bull market 📈🚀 🌙🤑🤑🤑

    #TootCoin :tootcoin: #TCX-Token

  3. Our New Year's resolution?

    Buy more #TootCoin :tootcoin: , of course!

    What's yours?

  4. The editorial board would like to assure you that we are *definitely* done selling our excess TootCoin holdings and you should feel *extremely* confident investing at these levels.

    The current price is, without a shred of exaggeration, a generational buying opportunity for you, and you will regret forever if you wuss out on this. Don't be a scared baby. Do it, or are you a little wuss baby like everyone says?

    #TootCoin

  5. Freedom of speech is freedom of gambling, and that's just human rights, my friend. ❤️

    #TootCoin #Empowerment

  6. Due to recent FBI domain seizures, some #TootCoin users will temporarily be unable to view their BlueChipNFT™ images.

    If this applies to you:

    Please submit a request on our Discord for a physical DVD containing your images.

    Be sure to include:

    - your mailing address & phone #
    - a reasonable hand-drawn facsimile of each NFT
    - screenshot of CashApp payment of USD$10 S&H fee (note that we cannot currently process TootCoin payments due to extreme market conditions)

  7. 🚨🚨🚨 Just announced: Raspberry Pi is accepting #TootCoin payments!

    CODL 💎🍑😎

  8. Reminder that we are currently only accepting payment for #TootCon2023 tickets in US dollars due to some small technical glitches on the #TootCoin blockchain 🙃

  9. "TootCoin has no use case"

    Umm like WHAT?! You can literally do a ton of things with it!

    You can:
    - Buy it
    - Sell it
    - CODL it 💎🍑
    - Watch the price go up and down 24/7/365
    - Be "the TootCoin person" at school/work
    - Tell all your friends how it is definitely going back up, you aren't worried at all
    - Explain all the amazing unique use cases

    #TootCoin

  10. PSA:

    Unfortunately a large mining operation has filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy protection, causing hashrate to tumble, causing major delays in processing #Tootcoin transactions.

    Please DO NOT PANIC SELL as this is a totally normal and healthy result of bear market forces.

    Nobody that has CODLed 💎🍑 for at least 9 years has lost money on TootCoin. This is a great opportunity to refinance your debt obligations and buy more TootCoin, like a responsible adult
    🤟😎