#tooreal — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #tooreal, aggregated by home.social.
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CW: Funny, but mean, but also deserved, and frankly I'd believe it
Seriously, rotate Miller's murderous psychopathy orientation knob about 1.8 degrees - tops - and he's absolutely Bald Ted Bundy.
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CW: Funny, but mean, but also deserved, and frankly I'd believe it
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Went to see Dune Part 2 last night. Visually stunning. I really like both movies. But what I really came here to say is: Did anyone else think the trailer for CIVIL WAR (a movie about a modern/current day US Civil War) is way too real and makes you want to stay faaarrr awaaay.
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Guards! Guards! - #TerryPratchett
> But no-one said anything. The cowards, each man thought.
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¿Qué les pareció el trailer de GTA VI?
Yo estoy con el #TooReal
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S1: "Oh, machen die in der Stadt hier ... dings, merry gendering?"
SL: "Du meinst gerrymandering?"
S1: "Ah, richtig."
S2: "Hey, nur eins davon is in den USA verboten!"Alle: 😬😬🤪😁
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Please be reminded that if you can't be pleasant around people who do not think just like you, or look and act just like you, you are welcome to stay home.
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Oh Beaverton, never stop being you
https://www.thebeaverton.com/2022/07/summer-fun-top-five-edmonton-patios-to-inhale-exhaust/
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✨💗🎶 (#playlist hittin today fr) 🎶💗✨
Giraffage — Slowly
#Giraffage #Matosic #TooReal #CounterRecords
> You can't push the sand
Down the hourglass
If it's gonna last, no
Gonna take my time
Feelings just like wine
Better down the line, oh> If I miss your call
Don't you over-think
Perfect takes a while
And it's gonna be worth the wait(PS lol at what lyrics site thought the words were smdh 🙄)
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And now the same photo with some digital photography image manipulation magic...
#sunset #digitalPhotography #imageManipulation #tooReal #pic #doggo #dog #dogstodon
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Memorable dreams from last night:
1. I'm house-sitting a place with four felines when some curtains and lanterns catch fire and I have to put out the flames with an extinguisher. No cats are harmed. Two of them don't even get up.
2. I'm getting into a flight suit to fly a fighter jet but have to delay the whole team b/c I can't find the motion sickness pills and I just know I'm going to get sick once we're out there.
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#today I went to do this “I’m a _____ in a film…” trend.
Started out:
“I’m an #ecologist in a film. I’m wearing a vest with lots of pockets and a shapeless hat. I’m warning the world about an urgent crisis that no one takes seriously. “
But I gave up because it was #tooReal to be #funny. 🤷🏻♀️ -
@zanmcquade I remember the first time I heard a friend say “I’ve got more books on my ‘to-read’ shelf than I’ve got life left to read them” I almost passed out. #tooreal
