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  1. Oh, the intellectual depths of the internet: a "Shit Flow Diagram" that demands respect for its robot policy while simultaneously linking to pages that no one will ever read. 🤖✨ It's the digital equivalent of a bureaucrat asking you to fill out a form in triplicate before letting you flush the toilet. 🚽💩
    en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shit_flo #ShitFlowDiagram #InternetHumor #RobotPolicy #DigitalBureaucracy #ToiletHumor #HackerNews #ngated

  2. Yes, this IS what listening to pervert, felon, war-criminal Trump sounds like.
    #USPolitics #Meme #ToiletHumor

  3. Since we already have a 🚽 emoji, I propose we use 🚾 to talk about the World Cup. #worldcup #worldcup2026 #toilethumor

  4. Der Gang zum stillen Örtchen hat viele Namen. Die deutsche Sprache bietet eine erstaunliche Vielfalt, wenn es um lustige und kreative Synonyme für die Toilette geht. Eine Sammlung der charmantesten und kuriosesten Begriffe mit ihren teils überraschenden Ursprüngen. #toilethumor #lustig #comedy #witzig #toilette #klo #donnerbalken

    alltagsfuchs.de/spass-unterhal

  5. As if it's peanut butter and jelly, of course Monsturd seems to be a movie made to go along with B-Movie Enema. Check out the new review and read what I thought of this 2000s indie horror-comedy.

    Read the new review at wp.me/p9XNnZ-6pc

    #blog #review #comedy #horror #2000s #toilethumor

  6. Change.org petition to force the manufacturer to sell deodorizer gel as "toilet kisses"

    #toilethumor

  7. If I become a dictator of a nation, I would outlaw single ply toilet paper. No way that is economical. I feel like I use 5x the amount of paper than 2 or 3 ply #humor #ToiletHumor

  8. Have you ever wanted to stop 💩 but you body refuses to listen, me the past two days

    #toilethumor

  9. When your body decides to drop a few pounds of waste mass, right before you need to head out the door, priceless.

    #humor #toilethumor

  10. Periodic reminder that pee.ing is still available :blobfoxbreadpeek:

    #ToiletHumour #ToiletHumor #Domains

  11. I just made up the term Turd Whirled War, and there are only two search hits for it on the entire In-turd-net, both pointing at what seems to be a single source.

    That's, like, de facto, totally quasi original. Ish.

    #ToiletHumor #immaturehumor

  12. A curse for the modern era:

    "May your sewer drain clog in the middle of your colonoscopy prep."

    #ToiletHumor

  13. My old cistern seems to have an IPv4 address! #toilethumour #toilethumor

  14. CW: [toilet humor] - How do you distinguish trains resupplied in Poznań area vs. elsewhere in Poland?

    - By toilet paper quality.

    #ToiletHumor #Poznań #rail

  15. @iNSiG9FiX 😂 Det kan ikke være sjovt første gang, det smadrer i efter rustfjernelse. Jeg har vænnet mig så meget til softclose, at jeg ofte glemmer at det ikke er alle toiletsæder, som har den feature - SLAM! #toilethumor

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