#todayyearsold — Public Fediverse posts

This is the most delicious goulash of the most obnoxious phrases thrown in our faces by social media on a daily basis. 😑🙄😄

#socialmedia #unpopularopinion #bingo #bingocard #todayyearsold #anditshows #letthatsinkin

This is the most delicious goulash of the most obnoxious phrases thrown in our faces by social media on a daily basis. 😑🙄😄

#socialmedia #unpopularopinion #bingo #bingocard #todayyearsold #anditshows #letthatsinkin

This is the most delicious goulash of the most obnoxious phrases thrown in our faces by social media on a daily basis. 😑🙄😄

#socialmedia #unpopularopinion #bingo #bingocard #todayyearsold #anditshows #letthatsinkin

This is the most delicious goulash of the most obnoxious phrases thrown in our faces by social media on a daily basis. 😑🙄😄

#socialmedia #unpopularopinion #bingo #bingocard #todayyearsold #anditshows #letthatsinkin

48 years.

That's how old I was when I realised that the "Why did the Chicken cross the road" joke, does not mean what I thought it meant.

You see, I always assumed that the joke was funny simply because it was not at all funny. Like it's funny for absurdities sake. I mean what is so special about a chicken walking across a road to the opposite side.

No. Apparently it's a play on the words "The Other Side" and it has a way darker meaning than I thought it did. Poor Chicken.

I take things way too literally.

#TodayYearsOld

48 years.

That's how old I was when I realised that the "Why did the Chicken cross the road" joke, does not mean what I thought it meant.

You see, I always assumed that the joke was funny simply because it was not at all funny. Like it's funny for absurdities sake. I mean what is so special about a chicken walking across a road to the opposite side.

No. Apparently it's a play on the words "The Other Side" and it has a way darker meaning than I thought it did. Poor Chicken.

I take things way too literally.

#TodayYearsOld

48 years.

That's how old I was when I realised that the "Why did the Chicken cross the road" joke, does not mean what I thought it meant.

You see, I always assumed that the joke was funny simply because it was not at all funny. Like it's funny for absurdities sake. I mean what is so special about a chicken walking across a road to the opposite side.

No. Apparently it's a play on the words "The Other Side" and it has a way darker meaning than I thought it did. Poor Chicken.

I take things way too literally.

#TodayYearsOld

48 years.

That's how old I was when I realised that the "Why did the Chicken cross the road" joke, does not mean what I thought it meant.

You see, I always assumed that the joke was funny simply because it was not at all funny. Like it's funny for absurdities sake. I mean what is so special about a chicken walking across a road to the opposite side.

No. Apparently it's a play on the words "The Other Side" and it has a way darker meaning than I thought it did. Poor Chicken.

I take things way too literally.

#TodayYearsOld

I just learned about #bookland and the 978 (and 979) country code, and now I feel a whole lot smarter than 5 minutes ago. 😍 #isbn #todayyearsold #booksky

I just learned about #bookland and the 978 (and 979) country code, and now I feel a whole lot smarter than 5 minutes ago. 😍 #isbn #todayyearsold #booksky

I just learned about #bookland and the 978 (and 979) country code, and now I feel a whole lot smarter than 5 minutes ago. 😍 #isbn #todayyearsold #booksky

I just learned about #bookland and the 978 (and 979) country code, and now I feel a whole lot smarter than 5 minutes ago. 😍 #isbn #todayyearsold #booksky

Just found out that there is a word for the day after tomorrow. Introducing: Overmorrow.

WHY DOES NOBODY USE THIS?!?!

#news #justfoundongoogle #JustFoundOut #todayilearned #todayyearsold

i’m so dense
i am #todayyearsold when i realised Big Eyed Beans from Venus are just babies
🤦‍♂️

i’d always imagined the captain was singing about Invasion of the Body Snatchers or something like that

i’m so dense
i am #todayyearsold when i realised Big Eyed Beans from Venus are just babies
🤦‍♂️

i’d always imagined the captain was singing about Invasion of the Body Snatchers or something like that

i’m so dense
i am #todayyearsold when i realised Big Eyed Beans from Venus are just babies
🤦‍♂️

i’d always imagined the captain was singing about Invasion of the Body Snatchers or something like that

I was today years old when I realized the section at the front of books is not a forward, but a foreword. Mindblown. #todayyearsold

I was today years old when I realized the section at the front of books is not a forward, but a foreword. Mindblown. #todayyearsold

Daily Dose of Anti-Corona Humor

#AntiCoronaHumor
#YearsOfTheVariants
#GeeksDoingPuns
#TodayYearsOld

I was #TodayYearsOld when I finally opened the lyrics to realize Jade is NOT singing "your pastrami buttons".

#90s
#FacePalm

I was #TodayYearsOld when I finally opened the lyrics to realize Jade is NOT singing "your pastrami buttons".

#90s
#FacePalm

I was #TodayYearsOld when I finally opened the lyrics to realize Jade is NOT singing "your pastrami buttons".

#90s
#FacePalm

This is REALLY awesome. I was #TodayYearsOld when I learned this.

https://www.macrumors.com/how-to/share-webpage-link-quoted-text-messages-ios/

@jackbrewster @octothorpe @jessica @lisamelton it's a what!? I was in the "old timey film camera" camp until 30 seconds ago! #TodayYearsOld

@jackbrewster @octothorpe @jessica @lisamelton it's a what!? I was in the "old timey film camera" camp until 30 seconds ago! #TodayYearsOld

@jackbrewster @octothorpe @jessica @lisamelton it's a what!? I was in the "old timey film camera" camp until 30 seconds ago! #TodayYearsOld

@jackbrewster @octothorpe @jessica @lisamelton it's a what!? I was in the "old timey film camera" camp until 30 seconds ago! #TodayYearsOld

I am #TodayYearsOld when I learned that the 80s breakfast cereal Grape-Nuts’ name was based on the pit or seed or nut inside a grape. Thus, a Grape-Nut! From what I remember however, the cereal tasted neither like grapes, or nuts, and was pretty awful, unless it was meant to taste like ground up, wet, forrest twigs and leaves that have been trodden on by all sorts of wild, dirty, infested animals?

Turns out I've been pronouncing "ukulele" wrong my whole life! #TIL #TodayYearsOld
thomasrigby.com/posts/til-ukulele/

Turns out I've been pronouncing "ukulele" wrong my whole life! #TIL #TodayYearsOld
thomasrigby.com/posts/til-ukulele/

Turns out I've been pronouncing "ukulele" wrong my whole life! #TIL #TodayYearsOld
thomasrigby.com/posts/til-ukulele/

Turns out I've been pronouncing "ukulele" wrong my whole life! #TIL #TodayYearsOld
thomasrigby.com/posts/til-ukulele/

I was #todayYearsOld when I found out that #StevenHawking is the only person who ever appeared in #startrek playing himself.
#til #startrektng #tng #TheNextGeneration #trekkie

I was #todayYearsOld when I found out that #StevenHawking is the only person who ever appeared in #startrek playing himself.
#til #startrektng #tng #TheNextGeneration #trekkie

I was #todayYearsOld when I found out that #StevenHawking is the only person who ever appeared in #startrek playing himself.
#til #startrektng #tng #TheNextGeneration #trekkie

I was #todayYearsOld when I found out that #StevenHawking is the only person who ever appeared in #startrek playing himself.
#til #startrektng #tng #TheNextGeneration #trekkie

I was #TodayYearsOld

Wait one mothereffin’ second. The tiny, black, silicone hole on my crockpot lid is for jabbing in a food thermometer? So I don’t have to lift the lid? WHAT. #TodayYearsOld

Wait one mothereffin’ second. The tiny, black, silicone hole on my crockpot lid is for jabbing in a food thermometer? So I don’t have to lift the lid? WHAT. #TodayYearsOld

Wait one mothereffin’ second. The tiny, black, silicone hole on my crockpot lid is for jabbing in a food thermometer? So I don’t have to lift the lid? WHAT. #TodayYearsOld

Wait one mothereffin’ second. The tiny, black, silicone hole on my crockpot lid is for jabbing in a food thermometer? So I don’t have to lift the lid? WHAT. #TodayYearsOld

Vanvittigt at jeg først nu overvejer at sejsten reelt skrives seksten 😂🙈 #todayyearsold https://da.wikipedia.org/wiki/16_(tal)

Vanvittigt at jeg først nu overvejer at sejsten reelt skrives seksten 😂🙈 #todayyearsold https://da.wikipedia.org/wiki/16_(tal)

Vanvittigt at jeg først nu overvejer at sejsten reelt skrives seksten 😂🙈 #todayyearsold https://da.wikipedia.org/wiki/16_(tal)

Vanvittigt at jeg først nu overvejer at sejsten reelt skrives seksten 😂🙈 #todayyearsold https://da.wikipedia.org/wiki/16_(tal)