#todayyearsold — Public Fediverse posts

This is the most delicious goulash of the most obnoxious phrases thrown in our faces by social media on a daily basis. 😑🙄😄

#socialmedia #unpopularopinion #bingo #bingocard #todayyearsold #anditshows #letthatsinkin

48 years.

That's how old I was when I realised that the "Why did the Chicken cross the road" joke, does not mean what I thought it meant.

You see, I always assumed that the joke was funny simply because it was not at all funny. Like it's funny for absurdities sake. I mean what is so special about a chicken walking across a road to the opposite side.

No. Apparently it's a play on the words "The Other Side" and it has a way darker meaning than I thought it did. Poor Chicken.

I take things way too literally.

#TodayYearsOld

I just learned about #bookland and the 978 (and 979) country code, and now I feel a whole lot smarter than 5 minutes ago. 😍 #isbn #todayyearsold #booksky

i’m so dense
i am #todayyearsold when i realised Big Eyed Beans from Venus are just babies
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i’d always imagined the captain was singing about Invasion of the Body Snatchers or something like that

I was today years old when I realized the section at the front of books is not a forward, but a foreword. Mindblown. #todayyearsold

I was #TodayYearsOld when I finally opened the lyrics to realize Jade is NOT singing "your pastrami buttons".

#90s
#FacePalm

@jackbrewster @octothorpe @jessica @lisamelton it's a what!? I was in the "old timey film camera" camp until 30 seconds ago! #TodayYearsOld

Turns out I've been pronouncing "ukulele" wrong my whole life! #TIL #TodayYearsOld
thomasrigby.com/posts/til-ukulele/

I was #todayYearsOld when I found out that #StevenHawking is the only person who ever appeared in #startrek playing himself.
#til #startrektng #tng #TheNextGeneration #trekkie

Wait one mothereffin’ second. The tiny, black, silicone hole on my crockpot lid is for jabbing in a food thermometer? So I don’t have to lift the lid? WHAT. #TodayYearsOld

Vanvittigt at jeg først nu overvejer at sejsten reelt skrives seksten 😂🙈 #todayyearsold https://da.wikipedia.org/wiki/16_(tal)