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  1. 🐦✨ Behold, the wondrous Parakeet.cpp: where #C++ and Metal GPU acceleration unite to create an "ultra fast" auditory masterpiece that you can run on your toaster. 🤖🔧 It's like the developers threw a bunch of buzzwords into a blender and made a smoothie of confusion. 🍹💻
    github.com/Frikallo/parakeet.c #Parakeetcpp #MetalGPU #ToasterTech #AudioMasterpiece #BuzzwordSmoothie #HackerNews #ngated

  2. I need a toaster. Whilst looking for a decent Philips one amongst the no-name, high-margin junk that Amazon would rather you buy instead I came across a #Tesla toaster!

    Of course it can't be *that* Tesla, otherwise it would only have a buggy touch screen to operate it with, need a proprietary socket in your kitchen, it would either burn the toast or spit it out raw and it would have rave reviews from Tesla #fanbois "I *love* my charcoal toast!!!!!"

    #SpaceKaren #ToasterTech #toast #toasters