#tifu — Public Fediverse posts

The math was not mathing.

And that is how I found out that my business calculator has a decimal rounding feature.

#tifu

Update: I was very confident I was close to getting it working without the original software and uhh.

Pro tip: if you send too many ones to the printer and it prints a puddle and you go "oh shit, guess i'll go research some more" at least clean the fucking thing immediately.

This piece of modern art likely cost ~$900 to make. Do you think if we strap a banana to that we could recoup some of it.

Or we can press it on a t-shirt (the original! that's what it's for!) and put it halfway through a shredder?

#tifu

Imagine you join a game jam and think it ends on Monday, not on Sunday... I'm the dumbest otter on earth...

#GodotWildJam #TIFU

#TIFU

Wanted to try #nixfmt on my #nixos-config tree again, so I ran

fd . -t file --extension nix -x nixfmt

It was taking unusually long but it was loading my CPU alright.
Huh, it really shouldn't be taking *this* long.

Oh, I was in my home directory O.o

Off to finding all the repos with Nix files in them I have on this machine to undo that...

@TotalSonic Sorry for that, I was really tired when I finished this last night. I know this normally, but tired me was just "we should mention the Ubuntu release the OTA numbering is in reference to, and they are not yet on 24.04, so it must be ..." Thank you for the correction!
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#TIFU by buying two years worth of Hostinger hosting before realizing that half my domains won't transfer over. :blobfoxcrylove:

Just figured out that in Arch you have to update through both Pacman and your AUR helper, like #Paru or Yay.

This is so embarrassing; it must've been a month!

I'll take it down if I'm misinforming about the details.

#archlinux #paru #linux #tifu

#TIFU by accidentaly knocking down a canary nest. It had two eggs and both were broken. Then hen is a bit stressed since she was inside the nest when it fell down.

I gave them some mint in hopes to make them relax.

#canary #birds

#TIFU.

@Vidyala, this is why I don’t make cookies.

Okay, so I fucked up. I was supposed to export my "following" list to a CSV from my old account and import it to my new account, which I didn't do. So I may not be following back a lot of people. If you find that I've suddenly unfollowed you, please don't be mad. Ask me to follow you and I will. 🙂 #TIFU

#TIFU by migrating one of my services to my new infrastructure.

Traefik continuously tries to fetch letsencrypt certificates as soon as a router configured for TLS is created, but I haven't flipped the switch in my domain registrar.

What happens if you continuously request certificates without being able to answer the ACME challenge?

*Say it with me*:
RATE LIMITING!