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  1. (glittery blue puff of smoke)

    Genie: Oh, ho, ho! By entering the magic keysmash sequence you have summoned me, oh master! I shall grant you three wishes!

    Me (raised eyebrow): Really? Neat. Any caveats I should know about?

    Genie: Oh, ho, ho! Don't be ridiculous! I have the unlimited power of magic at my control! Your every wish will be granted!

    Me: And are these proper wishes, or some kind of monkey's paw bullshit?

    Genie: Oh, ho, ho! I can give you infinite wealth, but I cannot give you wisdom! Who knows what unintended consequences there might be?

    Me: Okay, fine. My first wish is to know beforehand what the result of my other two wishes would be.

    Genie: ...

    Genie (sullenly): ...It was monkey paw bullshit.

    Me: I thought so. Fuck off.

    #Fictionlet #fantasy #ThreeWishes

  2. (glittery blue puff of smoke)

    Genie: Oh, ho, ho! By entering the magic keysmash sequence you have summoned me, oh master! I shall grant you three wishes!

    Me (raised eyebrow): Really? Neat. Any caveats I should know about?

    Genie: Oh, ho, ho! Don't be ridiculous! I have the unlimited power of magic at my control! Your every wish will be granted!

    Me: And are these proper wishes, or some kind of monkey's paw bullshit?

    Genie: Oh, ho, ho! I can give you infinite wealth, but I cannot give you wisdom! Who knows what unintended consequences there might be?

    Me: Okay, fine. My first wish is to know beforehand what the result of my other two wishes would be.

    Genie: ...

    Genie (sullenly): ...It was monkey paw bullshit.

    Me: I thought so. Fuck off.

    #Fictionlet #fantasy #ThreeWishes

  3. (glittery blue puff of smoke)

    Genie: Oh, ho, ho! By entering the magic keysmash sequence you have summoned me, oh master! I shall grant you three wishes!

    Me (raised eyebrow): Really? Neat. Any caveats I should know about?

    Genie: Oh, ho, ho! Don't be ridiculous! I have the unlimited power of magic at my control! Your every wish will be granted!

    Me: And are these proper wishes, or some kind of monkey's paw bullshit?

    Genie: Oh, ho, ho! I can give you infinite wealth, but I cannot give you wisdom! Who knows what unintended consequences there might be?

    Me: Okay, fine. My first wish is to know beforehand what the result of my other two wishes would be.

    Genie: ...

    Genie (sullenly): ...It was monkey paw bullshit.

    Me: I thought so. Fuck off.

    #Fictionlet #fantasy #ThreeWishes

  4. (glittery blue puff of smoke)

    Genie: Oh, ho, ho! By entering the magic keysmash sequence you have summoned me, oh master! I shall grant you three wishes!

    Me (raised eyebrow): Really? Neat. Any caveats I should know about?

    Genie: Oh, ho, ho! Don't be ridiculous! I have the unlimited power of magic at my control! Your every wish will be granted!

    Me: And are these proper wishes, or some kind of monkey's paw bullshit?

    Genie: Oh, ho, ho! I can give you infinite wealth, but I cannot give you wisdom! Who knows what unintended consequences there might be?

    Me: Okay, fine. My first wish is to know beforehand what the result of my other two wishes would be.

    Genie: ...

    Genie (sullenly): ...It was monkey paw bullshit.

    Me: I thought so. Fuck off.

    #Fictionlet #fantasy #ThreeWishes

  5. (glittery blue puff of smoke)

    Genie: Oh, ho, ho! By entering the magic keysmash sequence you have summoned me, oh master! I shall grant you three wishes!

    Me (raised eyebrow): Really? Neat. Any caveats I should know about?

    Genie: Oh, ho, ho! Don't be ridiculous! I have the unlimited power of magic at my control! Your every wish will be granted!

    Me: And are these proper wishes, or some kind of monkey's paw bullshit?

    Genie: Oh, ho, ho! I can give you infinite wealth, but I cannot give you wisdom! Who knows what unintended consequences there might be?

    Me: Okay, fine. My first wish is to know beforehand what the result of my other two wishes would be.

    Genie: ...

    Genie (sullenly): ...It was monkey paw bullshit.

    Me: I thought so. Fuck off.

    #Fictionlet #fantasy #ThreeWishes

  6. When I lay in bed, unable to sleep, I think WAAAAY too much about what I would do with #threewishes from a magical genie. That can't be healthy, right?