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#ThingsMyDogWouldTextMe

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"Shit. I think I misjudged this one"

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#ThingsMyDogWouldTextMe You’re late coming home from work. Can you pick up some 🧻 on your way home? We’re almost out. Thx.

You can't just leave me on "Read" when I put my ball in your lap over 6 whole seconds ago.
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Dear Mom, Parvo sucks. Vet sucks. I so skinny puppy. Food Sucks. I'm baby why parvo? Everything sucks.
PS. She survived.

#thingsmydogwouldtextme on #christmaseve Which of your kids stockings did you want me to put lumps of "coal" in?

"I prefer pmail to this texting stuff."

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#ThingsMyDogWouldTextMe hope you’re having a good vacation. I know how much you like to watch me poop so here’s a photo…

@rasterweb

There's some surprises in the top 30, like #thingsmydogwouldtextme with 6987 mentions, yet I don't get a single result when I search on my instance. 🤔

Edit: I do get now- must have been a hiccup!

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Mary's home!

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Ava is in my spot. Come home and tell her to move.

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We're guarding your favorite recliner for you. Hurry back!

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Mooomm!... Dad thinks I'm a #Christmas tree and he's putting bells on my head. Tell him to stop it.

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Throw my toy. Throw it. Hey, look at me. Throw my toy. Throw it. It's right here. Pick it up. Throw my toy. I don't ask that much of you.

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Hey, I just woke up from a 2 hour morning nap. Moving spots to take another nap.
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"Aww, look at your little brain trying to work it all out."

What can I say? He's a bit of a twat.😅

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