#thesquirrels — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #thesquirrels, aggregated by home.social.
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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingCloseOfBusinessNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews and #SomeWeather...
#IT's #Sundown and #TheStatus of #MyLittleBigBuddy's #NewToyJoy is #Unknown...
#UnitTwo has also #Now been #LostInTransit; #So, #TheSquirrels should have a #VeryEntertaining #WeekendOfRugby #AheadOfThem...
#UnitThree has been #Shipped and is #Expected... #Tomorrow
#OurTeam of #SixFooters are #StayingOverNight #Again; #Because... #Beer... And, #AllThePizza and #Sex...
#MyLittleBigBuddy is #GoingToBe a #VeryBusyBoy...
With #TheRightStaff™️
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#BeingEuropean #BeingLegal #WithConsent #StayingEuropean #BeingGrownUps
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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingSammidgeTimeNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews and #SomeWeather...
#IT's #JollySunny in #TheOutside and #MyLittleBigBuddy's #NewToyJoy is #Still #InTransit...
#IT #Transpires that #OneUnit was #Despatched within 8-#Hours of #Ordering #BeforeRamadan; but, #IT #GotLost...
A #SecondUnit has also #GoneAstray; we're #BeginningToSuspect that #TheSquirrels have #Intercepted them...
#That; #Or... #GlobalConflict has #Affected #SupplyChainSecurity #Worldwide and #GettingAccurateInformation is a #Challenge...
#DontPanic; #IT's #NotNews... #WeToldYou what #WouldHappen...
But, #That's #OK; we have #OurTeam of #SixFooters on #StandBy with #NothingMuchToDo except...
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#BeingEuropean #BeingLegal #StayingEuropean #NoSnarkRamadan #StillNotMuslim
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#BTW: #TheSquirrels #ComeOut #AtNight... #Mostly...
Have #AnotherPrideMonth; #OrSomething...
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#SquirrelsOnline #SquirrelSimulator #SquirrelSimulatorTwo #AttackOfTheZombieSquirrels #Squirrelopolypse
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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingAfternoonTeaAndABunNotNews... #NotNearly24... #OftenLess... #FrequentlyFewer...
We have #BeenAtWar with the #LocalPigeonPopulation and a #FewSquirrels, #Recently...
The #LocalPigeonPopulation keeps #Feasting at #TheBirdFeeder; much to #TheAnnoyance of #TheLittleTweeters... #TheSquirrels have been #Frustrated by #TheSlinky; #WatchingThem #BounceOff #TheFeeder has been #MostEntertaining...
#MoreEntertaining than #Watching #FarageLePen #SuckingKangarooArseholes in #TheJungle; or #Whatever "he's" #DoingNow...
#Anyways... We've #Brokered a #Solution; #FixedIT and #AllIsWell... #IT's also #NotQuite #LavenderSeason... #JustSoYouKnow...#ThatComesLater... #ProbablyNextYear...
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