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Alright, but did you Charm so hard that you made #Nintendo a noun?

#TheMoreYouAsk #TheMoreYouUnderstand

Perhaps you didn't know the #Vatican keeps a Court Lion with a taste for human flesh?

#TheMoreYouAsk #Halloween #Christmas #ChristmasCameEarly

Yes, but can you
Teach a Plant to Dance?

#TheMoreYouAsk #TheMoreYouAre

OK, but did you

Sing?

https://youtu.be/yTU2J2xnkbg

#Music #TheMoreYouKnow #TheMoreYouAsk

Have you considered joining a Vitiligo Choir?

#TheMoreYouAsk #TheMoreBe #Anglosphere

When you claim to "see" like that, you might as well be Blind. Have you tried Sight?

#TheMoreYouAsk #Anglosphere

I once again threaten
Deutsche Telekom with
Dissolution.

#TheMoreYouAsk #TheMoreYouAre #TheMoreYouUnderstand

The Iberians
Are the Fuckery Department
to the French State Department
to the Monarchy of the English.

#TheMoreYouKnow #TheMoreYouAsk

OK, but did your mother
Caste you
as Saint Nicholas?

#TheMoreYouAsk #TheMoreYouKnow #TheMoreYouUnderstand #TheMoreBe

Now.

I ask the CAPITALISTS

ONCE AGAIN

How EXPENSIVE

Is

The GOD OF TIME's

TIME?

#Poetry #PoetryAccompanyment #Sutra #Canticle #TheMoreYouAsk

Oh, they don't keep me around for Charm.

That's just why Allah allows me to be Haram.

The Court keeps me because I can Rap Bars with the Best Bitches, and I cook rather well.

Why do you ask?

#TheMoreYouAsk,
@gasp

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Oh!

I'm The Court Magus.

Thanks for asking.

You're welcome,
@gasp

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That's nice.

But do y'all keep your own Gospels?

#TheMoreYouAsk #TheMoreYouAre

Urdu and Arabic
are for when
You've Learned
Too Much
#TheMoreYouKnow #TheMoreYouAsk #TheMoreYouBe #TheMoreYouAre #TheMoreBeYou

Lovely! What Calendars do you live?

Yes, of course.

No, we don't accept the Gregorian here. Maybe Julian next year. Depends on Yeshua, PBUH.

Oh, the food was exquisite. The dancing was meh.

No, we don't consume cocaine these days. Why do you ask?

Oh, I've never had any. I keep away. I'm the Green Dragon, remember?

Oh, lovely. Thanks for your time!

@gasp

#TheMoreYouAsk #TheMoreYouKnow #TheMoreYouAre #Sutra

Great! But can you annotate it in Urdu in your head?

Just wondering;

@gasp

#Sutra #TheMoreYouKnow #TheMoreYouAsk #TheMoreYouAre

Alright.

But have you held Islamic Medical Diplomatic Byzantine Court in Georgian English? In your living room.

Only if it's also your office. You can't be the court reporter; you're not a dictator.

No, you have to have been wearing a grey robe, undies, and socks.

Alright, but did you follow Somali Customary Law?

Thanks,

@gasp

#Sutra #TheMoreYouKnow #TheMoreYouAsk #TheMoreYouAre #TheMoreBeYou

That's nice.

But do you Grind the bones of your dead Saints and bake them into crackers to feed your flock?

#Vatican #TheMoreYouAsk #TheMoreYouAre

I'm impressed!

But does you Catechism include its own Fictional Universe with extensive Canon and Lore?

Just asking.

#Sutra #TheMoreYouAsk #TheMoreYouKnow #TheMoreYouAre

"Sin, or Time?"

Yes.

#TheMoreYouAsk #TheMoreYouAre

And there is no greater Sin
than taking someone else's.

#TheMoreYouAsk #TheMoreYouKnow

Yes, but have you taught

Husband Husbandry?

#TheMoreYouAsk #TheMoreYouAre

Yes, but did you Ludarchize a Law School?

#TheMoreYouAsk #TheMoreYouKnow #Comedy

Godot? Never seen him. Never heard of him. Cool name, tho.

#Sutra #Canticle #Herstory #TheMoreYouKnow #TheMoreYouAsk #TheShitsIGive #Vatican