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Yes, but can you
Teach a Plant to Dance?

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I once again threaten
Deutsche Telekom with
Dissolution.

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The Blind make the best Golfers,
And the Mute the best Singers,
and the Deaf the best Listeners,
and the Toothless the best Grinners,
and the Angels the best Sinners.

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WHILST MORALE ITSELF IMPROVES.

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I will make
Jokes about
The Eucharist of Pizza
until you
Cry.

#TheMoreYouKnow #TheMoreYouAre #Comedy #Canticle #Sutra #Vatican #Alphabet #Google

Oh, they don't keep me around for Charm.

That's just why Allah allows me to be Haram.

The Court keeps me because I can Rap Bars with the Best Bitches, and I cook rather well.

Why do you ask?

#TheMoreYouAsk,
@gasp

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Oh!

I'm The Court Magus.

Thanks for asking.

You're welcome,
@gasp

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That's nice.

But do y'all keep your own Gospels?

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Urdu and Arabic
are for when
You've Learned
Too Much
#TheMoreYouKnow #TheMoreYouAsk #TheMoreYouBe #TheMoreYouAre #TheMoreBeYou

Lovely! What Calendars do you live?

Yes, of course.

No, we don't accept the Gregorian here. Maybe Julian next year. Depends on Yeshua, PBUH.

Oh, the food was exquisite. The dancing was meh.

No, we don't consume cocaine these days. Why do you ask?

Oh, I've never had any. I keep away. I'm the Green Dragon, remember?

Oh, lovely. Thanks for your time!

@gasp

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Great! But can you annotate it in Urdu in your head?

Just wondering;

@gasp

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Alright.

But have you held Islamic Medical Diplomatic Byzantine Court in Georgian English? In your living room.

Only if it's also your office. You can't be the court reporter; you're not a dictator.

No, you have to have been wearing a grey robe, undies, and socks.

Alright, but did you follow Somali Customary Law?

Thanks,

@gasp

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That's nice.

But do you Grind the bones of your dead Saints and bake them into crackers to feed your flock?

#Vatican #TheMoreYouAsk #TheMoreYouAre

I'm impressed!

But does you Catechism include its own Fictional Universe with extensive Canon and Lore?

Just asking.

#Sutra #TheMoreYouAsk #TheMoreYouKnow #TheMoreYouAre

What?

It's not like I INVENTED Liturgical Mathematics in Cantonese French in Urdu.

I just noted that French is liturgical English.

Sheesh.

#Comedy #Sutra #Canticle #TheMoreYouKnow #TheMoreYouAre

"Sin, or Time?"

Yes.

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Yes, but have you taught

Husband Husbandry?

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