#thekingofthetangents — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #thekingofthetangents, aggregated by home.social.
-
#OnACompleteTangent... From #TheKingOfTheTangents...
#YouKnow what's #TheBestThing about #TheBFF's #SafeReturn from #Thailand...
#CamelFilters... The #GeneralHealthWarnings on #ThaiCigarettes are #Gruesome...
I thought I was #LookingAt a #RoastChicken; until I #Realised... #IT was a #Heart... 🧡
#IT's #OK; #DontPanic... The #CamelFilters can be #Decanted into a #CigaretteCase... With #PlainPackaging
#Cigarettes are #Technically a #Vegetable; #JustLike the #AngryOrangeWotsit...
#IT's #TotallyNotNews...
🧙:fediverse:🤖:wolfparty:🤖:fediverse:🧙 | :PirateBadge:🎠🦹🦄🦹🎠:PirateBadge:
-
#Tangentially; from #TheKingOfTheTangents...
You'd #Think that after 18-years, #MyOldDumbTelly might have #Dropped a #Pixel or #Two; but, #Nope... #StillNope™️
And, we're #TotallySupported by #DolbyProLogicIIx because #EverythingIsBetter with an "X" on #IT...
Except, maybe, #SpaceKarenX...
#Something for the #RacistHomophobes at #SSG and #TheLittleLotROPixies to have a #LittleThink about... On "they/them's" #DeadGame on #NonEuropeanServer(s)... While #NoOne is #BuyingLotRO...
#HappyHappy #HappyPizzaForBrunchDay...!
🧙:Polymaths:🤖:wolfparty:🤖:Polymaths:🧙 | :fediverse:🦹🍕🦄🍕🦹:fediverse:
-
#Tangentially; from #TheKingOfTheTangents...
You'd #Think that after 18-years, #MyOldDumbTelly might have #Dropped a #Pixel or #Two; but, #Nope... #StillNope™️
And, we're #TotallySupported by #DolbyProLogicIIx because #EverythingIsBetter with an "X" on #IT...
Except, maybe, #SpaceKarenX...
#Something for the #RacistHomophobes at #SSG and #TheLittleLotROPixies to have a #LittleThink about... On "they/them's" #DeadGame on #NonEuropeanServer(s)... While #NoOne is #BuyingLotRO...
#AsYouWere... #IT's another #FancyHatFurzday soon... #Soonish™️
🧙:Polymaths:🤖:wolfparty:🤖:Polymaths:🧙 | :fediverse:🦹🎩🦄🎩🦹:fediverse:
-
#Tangentially; from #TheKingOfTheTangents...
You'd #Think that after 18-years, #MyOldDumbTelly might have #Dropped a #Pixel or #Two; but, #Nope... #StillNope™️
#TopTip: #OnlyForProfessionals...
#NeverUnderEstimate #ThePower of #AncestralPants... #TheHealingPowerOfPants and #SparklyThings...
And, #FancyHats...
Do we #KnowAnyone with an #Antonov: #AN225...? #TotallySupported by #DolbyProLogicIIx because #EverythingIsBetter with an "X" on #IT... With #FancyHats...
#DontForget... #DiscordIsForImbeciles
🧙🩲🤖:wolfparty:🤖🩲🧙 | 🎩🦹📺🐻📺🦹 🎩
-
#Tangentially; from #TheKingOfTheTangents...
You'd #Think that after 18-years, #MyOldDumbTelly might have #Dropped a #Pixel or #Two; but, #Nope... #StillNope™️
#Fancy a little #MeteorStrike or #Two...? And #MoreMeteors...
Do we #KnowAnyone with an #Antonov: #AN225...? #TotallySupported by #DolbyProLogicIIx because #EverythingIsBetter with an "X" on #IT... With #FancyHats...
#DontForget... #DiscordIsForImbeciles
🧙⚕️🤖:wolfparty:🤖⚕️🧙 | 🎩🦹📺🐻📺🦹 🎩
-
#Tangentially; from #TheKingOfTheTangents...
You'd #Think that after 18-years, #MyOldDumbTelly might have #Dropped a #Pixel or #Two; but, #Nope... #StillNope™️
#Given that #IT's a #GreyAndGrizzly #Day in #TheOutside; #TheBFF, #MyLittleBigBuddy, #CaptainRedBeanBear and I are #StayingIn...
#IT's "#Brutal. #ILikeIT..." | With #FancyHats...
#DontForget... #DiscordIsForImbeciles
🧙⚔️🤖:wolfparty:🤖⚔️🧙 | :fediverse:🦹📺🐻📺🦹 :fediverse:
-
#Tangentially; from #TheKingOfTheTangents...
You'd #Think that after 18-years, #MyOldDumbTelly might have #Dropped a #Pixel or #Two; but, #Nope... #StillNope™️
#Given that #IT's a #GreyAndGrizzly #Day in #TheOutside; #TheBFF, #MyLittleBigBuddy, #CaptainRedBeanBear and I are #StayingIn...
#IT's "#Brutal. #ILikeIT..." | With #FancyHats...
#DontForget... #DiscordIsForImbeciles
🧙⚔️🤖:wolfparty:🤖⚔️🧙 | :fediverse:🦹📺🐻📺🦹 :fediverse:
-
#Tangentially; from #TheKingOfTheTangents...
You'd #Think that after 18-years, #MyOldDumbTelly might have #Dropped a #Pixel or #Two; but, #Nope... #StillNope™️
#Given that #IT's a #GreyAndGrizzly #Day in #TheOutside; #TheBFF, #MyLittleBigBuddy, #CaptainRedBeanBear and I are #StayingIn... With #FancyHats... On a #FancyHatFurzday...
Get your #GlyphsOn; #AlsoAvailable in #PlumAndRusty...
🧙⚔️🤖:wolfparty:🤖⚔️🧙 | :fediverse:🦹📺🐻📺🦹 :fediverse:
-
#Tangentially... From #TheKingOfTheTangents...
#Speaking of @deborahmeaden...
Back in the #DarkOldDays of #Twitter when I was "allegedly" #TrollingPeople by #HandingOutBiscuits and #SparkingJoy...
I made a #GenuinePledge, which I'm #StillHonouring... #TrueFact
#Dated: #June, 8th #2020; there's #StillSomeTime #ToGo before I #Buy:
• #AnyNewClothes;
• #AnyNewBoots;
• #AnyNewTrainers; #InPointOfFact,
• #AnyNewGarments of #AnyDescription#UntilThen... #June, 8th #2025, we can #AllEnjoy #TheJoyOfLaundry... And, #GoodHouseKeeping...
🧙⚔️🤖:wolfparty:🤖⚔️🧙 | 🎈🦹🍪🦄🍪🦹🎈
-
#Tangentially... From #TheKingOfTheTangents...
#Speaking of @deborahmeaden...
Back in the #DarkOldDays of #Twitter when I was "allegedly" #TrollingPeople by #HandingOutBiscuits and #SparkingJoy...
I made a #GenuinePledge, which I'm #StillHonouring... #TrueFact
#Dated: #June, 8th #2020; there's #StillSomeTime #ToGo before I #Buy:
• #AnyNewClothes;
• #AnyNewBoots;
• #AnyNewTrainers; #InPointOfFact,
• #AnyNewGarments of #AnyDescription#UntilThen... #June, 8th #2025, we can #AllEnjoy #TheJoyOfLaundry... And, #GoodHouseKeeping...
🧙⚔️🤖:wolfparty:🤖⚔️🧙 | 🎈🦹🍪🦄🍪🦹🎈
-
#Tangentially... From #TheKingOfTheTangents...
#Speaking of @deborahmeaden...
Back in the #DarkOldDays of #Twitter when I was "allegedly" #TrollingPeople by #HandingOutBiscuits and #SparkingJoy...
I made a #GenuinePledge, which I'm #StillHonouring... #TrueFact
#Dated: #June, 8th #2020; there's #StillSomeTime #ToGo before I #Buy:
• #AnyNewClothes;
• #AnyNewBoots;
• #AnyNewTrainers; #InPointOfFact,
• #AnyNewGarments of #AnyDescription#UntilThen... #June, 8th #2025, we can #AllEnjoy #TheJoyOfLaundry... And, #GoodHouseKeeping...
🧙⚔️🤖:wolfparty:🤖⚔️🧙 | 🎈🦹🍪🦄🍪🦹🎈
-
#Tangentially... From #TheKingOfTheTangents...
#Speaking of @deborahmeaden...
Back in the #DarkOldDays of #Twitter when I was "allegedly" #TrollingPeople by #HandingOutBiscuits and #SparkingJoy...
I made a #GenuinePledge, which I'm #StillHonouring... #TrueFact
#Dated: #June, 8th #2020; there's #StillSomeTime #ToGo before I #Buy:
• #AnyNewClothes;
• #AnyNewBoots;
• #AnyNewTrainers; #InPointOfFact,
• #AnyNewGarments of #AnyDescription#UntilThen... #June, 8th #2025, we can #AllEnjoy #TheJoyOfLaundry... And, #GoodHouseKeeping...
🧙⚔️🤖:wolfparty:🤖⚔️🧙 | 🎈🦹🍪🦄🍪🦹🎈
-
#Tangentially... From #TheKingOfTheTangents...
#Speaking of @deborahmeaden...
Back in the #DarkOldDays of #Twitter when I was "allegedly" #TrollingPeople by #HandingOutBiscuits and #SparkingJoy...
I made a #GenuinePledge, which I'm #StillHonouring... #TrueFact
#Dated: #June, 8th #2020; there's #StillSomeTime #ToGo before I #Buy:
• #AnyNewClothes;
• #AnyNewBoots;
• #AnyNewTrainers; #InPointOfFact,
• #AnyNewGarments of #AnyDescription#UntilThen... #June, 8th #2025, we can #AllEnjoy #TheJoyOfLaundry... And, #GoodHouseKeeping...
🧙⚔️🤖:wolfparty:🤖⚔️🧙 | 🎈🦹🍪🦄🍪🦹🎈
-
#Incidentally... On another #CompleteTangent from #TheKingOfTheTangents...
The #CurriedParsnipSoup is #AlmostEntirelySuitableForVegetarians...
#AndSo are these #Cupcakes; #MostDefinitelySuitableForVegetarians... And #HomeMade, too...
🧙⚔️🤖🐺🤖⚔️🧙 | ☕️🧁🌈🦄🌈🧁☕️