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Brain Scans Reveal Who Can Actually Handle Anxiety Apps Without Melting Down

#BrainImaging #AnxietyApps #SelfCareRevolution #MindReaders #TheJestPress By: TheJestPress.com **Clinicians Use Brain Imaging to Predict Which Anxious People Will Blame Their App for Not Working** In a dazzling breakthrough sure to delight both neuroscientists and people who love posting about their mental health on Instagram, clinicians have harnessed brain imaging to predict exactly who will…

http://thejestpress.com/2025/08/02/brain-scans-reveal-who-can-actually-handle-anxiety-apps-without-melting-down/?utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=jetpack_social

RFK Jr. Declares War on Woke Cancer Panels, Scrubs Prevention Advice

#RFKJr #WokeCancerPanel #SatireNews #HealthReform #TheJestPress By: TheJestPress.com **RFK Jr. Vows to Oust Woke Advisory Panel, Demands Cancer Screenings Be Unbiased, Preferably by Psychic** In a groundbreaking move that promises to reshape America’s approach to preventive health, presidential hopeful Robert F. Kennedy Jr. has announced plans to oust the “woke” advisory panel currently overseeing the…

http://thejestpress.com/2025/07/27/rfk-jr-declares-war-on-woke-cancer-panels-scrubs-prevention-advice/?utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=jetpack_social

EPA Plans Bold Move to Stop Fighting Climate Change, Experts Shocked

#Satire #EPANews #ClimateChange #EcoLogic #TheJestPress By: TheJestPress.com **E.P.A. Is Said to Draft a Plan to End Its Ability to Fight Climate Change** In a bold move that scientists are calling “utterly counter-intuitive” and accountants are calling “cost-effective,” the Environmental Protection Agency (E.P.A.) is rumored to be drafting a revolutionary new plan: completely ending its own ability…

http://thejestpress.com/2025/07/23/epa-plans-bold-move-to-stop-fighting-climate-change-experts-shocked/?utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=jetpack_social