#theborowitzreport — Public Fediverse posts
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Thanks #TBR, I really needed a good laugh!
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Kash Patel Rushed to Hospital After Suffering Trauma of Flying Coach
https://open.substack.com/pub/borowitzreport/p/kash-patel-rushed-to-hospital-after?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android&r=badto
#USPol #parody #TheBorowitzReport #KashPatel #PeteHegseth #AirsickBabyForTheWin -
Kash Patel Rushed to Hospital After Suffering Trauma of Flying Coach
https://open.substack.com/pub/borowitzreport/p/kash-patel-rushed-to-hospital-after?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android&r=badto
#USPol #parody #TheBorowitzReport #KashPatel #PeteHegseth #AirsickBabyForTheWin -
Kash Patel Rushed to Hospital After Suffering Trauma of Flying Coach
https://open.substack.com/pub/borowitzreport/p/kash-patel-rushed-to-hospital-after?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android&r=badto
#USPol #parody #TheBorowitzReport #KashPatel #PeteHegseth #AirsickBabyForTheWin -
Kash Patel Rushed to Hospital After Suffering Trauma of Flying Coach
https://open.substack.com/pub/borowitzreport/p/kash-patel-rushed-to-hospital-after?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android&r=badto
#USPol #parody #TheBorowitzReport #KashPatel #PeteHegseth #AirsickBabyForTheWin -
Kash Patel Rushed to Hospital After Suffering Trauma of Flying Coach
https://open.substack.com/pub/borowitzreport/p/kash-patel-rushed-to-hospital-after?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android&r=badto
#USPol #parody #TheBorowitzReport #KashPatel #PeteHegseth #AirsickBabyForTheWin -
NATO Sprays Antipsychotic Medication in Airspace Over White House
https://open.substack.com/pub/borowitzreport/p/nato-sprays-antipsychotic-medication?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android&r=badto
#USPol #Parody #TBR #TheBorowitzReport -
#TheBorowitzReport always worth checking out. #TBR asks all the questions you wanted to hear the answers to
https://open.substack.com/pub/borowitzreport/p/who-will-replace-mtg-in-trumps-clown -
It’s unfair that Trump gets to sleep through his presidency and the rest of us have to be awake for it -- Andy Borowitz
https://substack.com/@borowitzreport/note/c-175182324?r=badto
#USPol #SleepyDonnie #TheNodfather #TheBorowitzReport #AndyBorowitz #humor -
Stating, “I can see where this is going,” on Wednesday Donald J. Trump fled to Argentina, vowing never to return.
https://open.substack.com/pub/borowitzreport/p/trump-flees-to-argentina?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android&r=badto
#USPol #TheBorowitzReport #parody #Trump #Argentina #FlyCoachLoser -
Failure On Parade
Trump's birthday crowd did an amazing job of social distancing
https://open.substack.com/pub/borowitzreport/p/failure-on-parade?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android&r=badto
#parody #TBR #TheBorowitzReport #USPol #DictatorParade #SleepyDon -
Andy Borowitz took his genius pills today:
Mexico Renames the Liberty Bell the TACO Bell
#TheBorowitzReport #TACO
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Man Who Fell Asleep at Pope’s Funeral was Already Going to Hell, Says God
https://open.substack.com/pub/borowitzreport/p/man-who-fell-asleep-at-popes-funeral?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android&r=badto
#TheBorowitzReport #TBR #Parody #Trump #PopeFrancis #SleepyDon -
**The Borowitz Report is NOT the News** Well, now, maybe it is the news. #PantsOnFire #TheBorowitzReport #Pinocchio #TrumpLovesThePoorlyEducated #LowInformationVoters
Trump Sets Record for Longest ... -
**The Borowitz Report is NOT the News** Well, now, maybe it is the news. #PantsOnFire #TheBorowitzReport #Pinocchio #TrumpLovesThePoorlyEducated #LowInformationVoters
Trump Sets Record for Longest ... -
"Responding to 'a situation of utmost urgency,' President Biden released the nation’s Strategic Alcohol Reserve just hours before Election Night.
Immediately following the announcement, the price of vodka dipped below three dollars a gallon and Biden’s approval rating surged to 94 percent." ...
#electionday #election #drink #alcohol #TheBorowitzReport
https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/us-releases-strategic-alcohol-reserve?utm_source=post-email-title&publication_id=2337656&post_id=151077628&utm_campaign=email-post-title&isFreemail=false&r=ndmt1&triedRedirect=true&utm_medium=email -
gm Fediverse,
Take a break from worrying about the election and read Profiles in Ignorance - How America’s Politicians Got Dumb and Dumber - by Andy Borowitz.
It’s full of laughs. Laughter is good for the soul. #theborowitzreport
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TALLAHASSEE (#TheBorowitzReport)—Calling it a “once-in-a-lifetime opportunity,” #RonDeSantis offered his campaign staff the chance to work for free in exchange for what he called “#invaluableSkills.”
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@georgetakei I love the humor in #TheBorowitzReport
#TheOnion has had a bit of trouble with satire in the #PostTruth era.
But #AndyBorowitz just nails it.