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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingDiabloIVWorldNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews... #NotNewNews and #SomeMoreNotNews...

#ContentWarning: #ContainsZeroPercentFootball

#PurpleThings #TasteOfPurple... #TheTasteOfPurple...! #MorePurpleThings; they're #TotallyUnique... And, #Purple... #IT's #NotEasy... #BeingGreen ♻️

#Quote: "Am I a #Billionaire...?"

#Nope... #StillNope™️

#IT's #FairToSay that #DiabloIVWorld #MostlyWorks; #TheThings that #WorkWell, #WorkReallyWell... #However, #TheThings that don't #WorkProperly are a #BitRubbish; #So... #TheBoffins at #Blizzard should #Probably #FixIT...

#IT #CouldBeWorse; you could be #StillStruggling to #Comply with #EULaw™️ like the #RacistHomophobes at #SSG while #TheGhostOfMisterDen's #ImaginaryPersonalities #CryAboutNothing to #NoOne on a #DeadInstance that's #StillDead...

#Because... #Reasons and the #VillageSkank with #AllTheFraud and #VillageSkanking...

In #UltraHD / #4KFormat; #TotallySupported by #DolbyDigital... #Because, we're #SomewhatDigital in a #MostlyNonBinaryWorld...

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#EuropeanServer #BeingEuropean #SomewhereInEurope #ContainsZeroPercentMastodonSocial #TheOppositeOfNews #DefinitelyNotNews #NotNewNews #NotNewsTube #EUTube #ExploringDeath #SonyExclusives #LotROStillDown #WeStandWithPSiReN #PSiBoRG #PSiReNeX #RedBeanBear #StillRed #CaptainRedBeanBear #FictionalCommunityManager #FoldIT #LikeAPro #OnlyForProfessionals #BeingRetired #WhatsUpBro #Paladins #ComingBackInFashion

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingDiabloIVWorldNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews on a #FunTimeFridayNightIn...

#CaptainRedBeanBear is #BusyBusyBusy #Supervising #TheBoys on #DefeatingUberLilith...

She's #WayOverPowered and #Gating #SeasonalProgress behind a #PoorlyConstructed #BossFight is #JustPlainStupid...

#TheBoffins at #DiabloIVWorld should #Probably #FixThat; #Before #MyLittleBigBuddy #RageQuits... #Again...

#DontPanic; there is #Beer... #LotsAndLots of #Beer...

And, #TheGuestRoom is #AllMadeUp and #Ready for #SomeSixFooters to #TakeABreak; #OrSomething...

For #TheLongWeekend...!

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#EuropeanServer #BeingEuropean #ServingIT #StillServingIT #InPerpetuity #NoAgeVerificationRequired #YourAgeVerificationApp #BustedFlush #ExploringDeath #WhateverHappenedTo #vmst #NoOneCares #CauseOfDeath #FalseEquivalence #TheWomblesOfWimbleshire #GoingRural #InSpanish #InJapanese #TheInternetIsStillOn #StillWorkingAsIntended #AsIntended #NatureBeingNatural #Naturalish #MyDataIsMyData #MyDataIsStillMyData #WaitroseYutaniCorp #ContainsZeroPercentMastodonSocial #WhatsUpBro #Paladins #ComingBackInFashion #CaptainRedBeanBear #StillRed #FictionalCommunityManager #TheUmbrellaAcademy

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingDiabloIVWorldNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews... #NotNewNews and #SomeMoreNotNews...

#ContentWarning: #ContainsZeroPercentFootball

#PurpleThings #TasteOfPurple... #TheTasteOfPurple...! #MorePurpleThings; they're #TotallyUnique... And, #Purple...

#TheBoffins at #DiabloIVWorld have #Fixed #TheProblem of having #TooManyPurpleThings...

By #MakingMorePurpleThings...

#IT's #NextToGenius...

🎶 #Undercrown, #OverWatch... #WomblingFree...

🎶 #TheWomblesOfWimbleshire... #CommonAreWe...

Have #AnotherPrideMonth; #OrSomething...

We're #SoVerified :verified_paw: :verified_flashing: :verified_paw:

Yay...! #IT's nearly #CommunalBathBubblesTime and #MyLittleBigBuddy has #Ironed his #SnugglyJammies...

#Wither...

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#EuropeanServer #BeingEuropean #SomewhereInEurope #StayingEuropean #StillBeingLegal #TotallyLegal #EULaw #WhatsUpBro #Paladins #ComingBackInFashion #ContainsZeroPercentMastodonSocial #DigitalServicesAct #StillWorkingAsIntended #AsIntended #RedBeanBear #StillRed #MyOwnDevices #TheNecromancer #ExploringDeath #SomewhatOverQualified #CaptainRedBeanBear #FictionalCommunityManager

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingDiabloIVWorldNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews... #NotNewNews and #SomeMoreNotNews...

#ContentWarning: #ContainsZeroPercentFootball

#PurpleThings #TasteOfPurple... #TheTasteOfPurple...!

#TheBoffins at #DiabloIVWorld have #Fixed #TheProblem of having #TooManyPurpleThings...

By #MakingMorePurpleThings...

#IT's #NextToGenius...

🎶 #Undercrown, #OverLord... #WomblingFree...

🎶 #TheWomblesOfWimbleshire... #CommonAreWe...

Have #AnotherPrideMonth; #OrSomething...

We're #SoVerified :verified_paw: :verified_flashing: :verified_paw:

#TheRevolutionWillBePunctuated...!

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#EuropeanServer #BeingEuropean #SomewhereInEurope #StayingEuropean #StillBeingLegal #TotallyLegal #EULaw #WhatsUpBro #Paladins #ComingBackInFashion #ContainsZeroPercentMastodonSocial #DigitalServicesAct #StillWorkingAsIntended #AsIntended #RedBeanBear #StillRed #MyOwnDevices #TheNecromancer #ExploringDeath #SomewhatOverQualified #CaptainRedBeanBear #FictionalCommunityManager

#BTW: #IF you've #NeverPlayed #Blur; #Maybe #YouShould...

#IF (and #IT's a #VeryBIG #IF) #One of #TheBoffins at #Microsoft want to #PortBlur onto #TheXBox; #THEN, #DoThat...

#OrNot... #IT #StillWorks on the #PS3, which #Lives #Behind #MyOtherOldDumbTelly where #NoOne can #SeeIT...

#OneDay (but #NotToday); #IT's going to be #HitWithHammers; but #NotToday... #DefinitelyNotToday...

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