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  1. Movie TV Tech Geeks #MovieNews #MattDamon #TheAdjustmentBureau 15 Years Later, Matt Damon's Sci-Fi Thriller Is a Surprise Hit For One of the Biggest Streamers dlvr.it/TQxdpH

  2. “People want maturity. They want adults in congress.”

    Talking heads on the TV news in The Adjustment Bureau.

    Guys, the 2020s would like a word…

    #Film #TheAdjustmentBureau mastodon.social/@ianRobinson/1

  3. “People want maturity. They want adults in congress.”

    Talking heads on the TV news in The Adjustment Bureau.

    Guys, the 2020s would like a word…

    #Film #TheAdjustmentBureau mastodon.social/@ianRobinson/1

  4. “People want maturity. They want adults in congress.”

    Talking heads on the TV news in The Adjustment Bureau.

    Guys, the 2020s would like a word…

    #Film #TheAdjustmentBureau mastodon.social/@ianRobinson/1

  5. “People want maturity. They want adults in congress.”

    Talking heads on the TV news in The Adjustment Bureau.

    Guys, the 2020s would like a word…

    #Film #TheAdjustmentBureau mastodon.social/@ianRobinson/1

  6. I don’t have it in me to rewatch Lawrence of Arabia tonight.

    Rewatching The Adjustment Bureau instead.

    A bit lighter.

    #Film #TheAdjustmentBureau

  7. I don’t have it in me to rewatch Lawrence of Arabia tonight.

    Rewatching The Adjustment Bureau instead.

    A bit lighter.

    #Film #TheAdjustmentBureau

  8. I don’t have it in me to rewatch Lawrence of Arabia tonight.

    Rewatching The Adjustment Bureau instead.

    A bit lighter.

    #Film #TheAdjustmentBureau

  9. I don’t have it in me to rewatch Lawrence of Arabia tonight.

    Rewatching The Adjustment Bureau instead.

    A bit lighter.

    #Film #TheAdjustmentBureau

  10. A movie that is nothing but a pastiche of stereotypes shoved down our throats, about people behaving in the most stereotyped ways possible, doing exactly what every couple in every romance movie in American history has done, exactly the way they do it, and who find that everything in the world is predestined and manipulated by a loving and unreachable god... is somehow supposed to mean that everyone should do what they want and not follow the crowd.

    [Mary: I'm pretty sure I got the better end of this movie. ]

    Yeah, I'm very, very glad this was an entertaining live-tweet experience, not $20 at a movie theater.

    #TheAdjustmentBureau #badwriting #no #like #reallybad

  11. A movie that is nothing but a pastiche of stereotypes shoved down our throats, about people behaving in the most stereotyped ways possible, doing exactly what every couple in every romance movie in American history has done, exactly the way they do it, and who find that everything in the world is predestined and manipulated by a loving and unreachable god... is somehow supposed to mean that everyone should do what they want and not follow the crowd.

    [Mary: I'm pretty sure I got the better end of this movie. ]

    Yeah, I'm very, very glad this was an entertaining live-tweet experience, not $20 at a movie theater.

    #TheAdjustmentBureau #badwriting #no #like #reallybad

  12. (narration is actually GBD)

    "Most people live life on the path we set for them, too afraid to explore any other. But once in a while, people like you come along, who knock down all the obstacles we put in your way. People who realize free will is a gift you'll never know how to use until you fight for it."

    [Mary: Replacing their hats with actual cats would have added a lot. ]

    [Mary: I'm also glad I didn't spend my time watching that. ]

    (continued narration): "I think that's the Chairman's real plan: that maybe one day we won't write the plan. You will."

    OH MY FUCKING GOD

    #TheAdjustmentBureau #rage

  13. (narration is actually GBD)

    "Most people live life on the path we set for them, too afraid to explore any other. But once in a while, people like you come along, who knock down all the obstacles we put in your way. People who realize free will is a gift you'll never know how to use until you fight for it."

    [Mary: Replacing their hats with actual cats would have added a lot. ]

    [Mary: I'm also glad I didn't spend my time watching that. ]

    (continued narration): "I think that's the Chairman's real plan: that maybe one day we won't write the plan. You will."

    OH MY FUCKING GOD

    #TheAdjustmentBureau #rage

  14. Matcha Daemon is doing voiceover while he and Elise walk in NYC. I'm pausing because my disappointment is like a 300-lb basement gamer on the couch right next to me, stinking up the living room. Gonna write some of this #denouement bullshit because I'm feeling that it's going to be very, very bad.

    #TheAdjustmentBureau

  15. Matcha Daemon is doing voiceover while he and Elise walk in NYC. I'm pausing because my disappointment is like a 300-lb basement gamer on the couch right next to me, stinking up the living room. Gonna write some of this #denouement bullshit because I'm feeling that it's going to be very, very bad.

    #TheAdjustmentBureau

  16. GBD gonna read the message.

    They are a serious deviation from the plan.

    So the Chairman rewrote the plan.

    Okay. Yeah.

    This movie should just be renamed Deus Ex Machina (shameless edition)

    #TheAdjustmentBureau #DeusExMachina #shameless

  17. GBD gonna read the message.

    They are a serious deviation from the plan.

    So the Chairman rewrote the plan.

    Okay. Yeah.

    This movie should just be renamed Deus Ex Machina (shameless edition)

    #TheAdjustmentBureau #DeusExMachina #shameless

  18. GBD gonna read the message.

    They are a serious deviation from the plan.

    So the Chairman rewrote the plan.

    Okay. Yeah.

    This movie should just be renamed Deus Ex Machina (shameless edition)

    #TheAdjustmentBureau #DeusExMachina #shameless

  19. "Elise, when you went through that door at the Statue of Liberty, you risked everything, too."

    (If this movie is even HINTED for an Oscar, I'm going to vomit)

    "You inspired me. Seems like you inspired the Chairman, too."

    So this is about how God really is watching and everything happens for a reason and please do not every question the status quo. Got it.

    #TheAdjustmentBureau #TotallyUnoriginal

  20. "Elise, when you went through that door at the Statue of Liberty, you risked everything, too."

    (If this movie is even HINTED for an Oscar, I'm going to vomit)

    "You inspired me. Seems like you inspired the Chairman, too."

    So this is about how God really is watching and everything happens for a reason and please do not every question the status quo. Got it.

    #TheAdjustmentBureau #TotallyUnoriginal

  21. "Elise, when you went through that door at the Statue of Liberty, you risked everything, too."

    (If this movie is even HINTED for an Oscar, I'm going to vomit)

    "You inspired me. Seems like you inspired the Chairman, too."

    So this is about how God really is watching and everything happens for a reason and please do not every question the status quo. Got it.

    #TheAdjustmentBureau #TotallyUnoriginal

  22. Even Thompson has a boss."

    "The chairman comes to everyone in a different form. "

    [Mary: <eyeroll>]

    "It's always a test, even for members of the Adjustment Bureau." #movie #namedrop

    #TheAdjustmentBureau

  23. Even Thompson has a boss."

    "The chairman comes to everyone in a different form. "

    [Mary: <eyeroll>]

    "It's always a test, even for members of the Adjustment Bureau." #movie #namedrop

    #TheAdjustmentBureau

  24. Even Thompson has a boss."

    "The chairman comes to everyone in a different form. "

    [Mary: <eyeroll>]

    "It's always a test, even for members of the Adjustment Bureau." #movie #namedrop

    #TheAdjustmentBureau

  25. WAIT. In another zero-suspense twist, GBD shows up with a manilla envelope for Thompson.

    Tommy is reading it.

    Unhappy look.

    "I undertsand."

    We have no time to feel any suspense. If they're going to bre killed or whatever.

    #TheAdjustmentBureau

  26. WAIT. In another zero-suspense twist, GBD shows up with a manilla envelope for Thompson.

    Tommy is reading it.

    Unhappy look.

    "I undertsand."

    We have no time to feel any suspense. If they're going to bre killed or whatever.

    #TheAdjustmentBureau

  27. WAIT. In another zero-suspense twist, GBD shows up with a manilla envelope for Thompson.

    Tommy is reading it.

    Unhappy look.

    "I undertsand."

    We have no time to feel any suspense. If they're going to bre killed or whatever.

    #TheAdjustmentBureau

  28. [Mary: What?! Is there a hidden door back there? ]

    I know. Zero explanation. Seems like lazy #worldbuilding.

    [Mary: Oh, bad joke opportunity about back doors. ]

    Thompson has been filled with longing.

    [Mary: Well that other guy was going to clean Matty, maybe a threesome? ]

    #TheAdjustmentBureau #OopsIDidItAgain

  29. [Mary: What?! Is there a hidden door back there? ]

    I know. Zero explanation. Seems like lazy #worldbuilding.

    [Mary: Oh, bad joke opportunity about back doors. ]

    Thompson has been filled with longing.

    [Mary: Well that other guy was going to clean Matty, maybe a threesome? ]

    #TheAdjustmentBureau #OopsIDidItAgain

  30. [Mary: What?! Is there a hidden door back there? ]

    I know. Zero explanation. Seems like lazy #worldbuilding.

    [Mary: Oh, bad joke opportunity about back doors. ]

    Thompson has been filled with longing.

    [Mary: Well that other guy was going to clean Matty, maybe a threesome? ]

    #TheAdjustmentBureau #OopsIDidItAgain

  31. Hugs. I love you no matter what, etc. etc. blah blah. Long smooch. Wow

    so much kissing. FAce devouring. Kind of desperate. pRetty hot. Goons now gone... what?

    I did not predict this (unless it's
    "true love triumphs"

    nope.

    Thompson is right behind them!

    #TheAdjustmentBureau

  32. Hugs. I love you no matter what, etc. etc. blah blah. Long smooch. Wow

    so much kissing. FAce devouring. Kind of desperate. pRetty hot. Goons now gone... what?

    I did not predict this (unless it's
    "true love triumphs"

    nope.

    Thompson is right behind them!

    #TheAdjustmentBureau

  33. Hugs. I love you no matter what, etc. etc. blah blah. Long smooch. Wow

    so much kissing. FAce devouring. Kind of desperate. pRetty hot. Goons now gone... what?

    I did not predict this (unless it's
    "true love triumphs"

    nope.

    Thompson is right behind them!

    #TheAdjustmentBureau

  34. Door: Top of a skyscraper! Wrong door!

    But they keep coming here.

    Ah, maybe there IS no chairman.

    Maybe it's bureaucrats all the way down.

    BDs & their goons (with kubatons) have them cornered on a very tall skyscraper roof with a railing. Nowhere to run.

    His hat, it does nothing!

    #TheAdjustmentBureau

  35. Door: Top of a skyscraper! Wrong door!

    But they keep coming here.

    Ah, maybe there IS no chairman.

    Maybe it's bureaucrats all the way down.

    BDs & their goons (with kubatons) have them cornered on a very tall skyscraper roof with a railing. Nowhere to run.

    His hat, it does nothing!

    #TheAdjustmentBureau

  36. Door: Top of a skyscraper! Wrong door!

    But they keep coming here.

    Ah, maybe there IS no chairman.

    Maybe it's bureaucrats all the way down.

    BDs & their goons (with kubatons) have them cornered on a very tall skyscraper roof with a railing. Nowhere to run.

    His hat, it does nothing!

    #TheAdjustmentBureau

  37. Cutscene: GBD is wanted in the Chairman's office immediately.

    More chasing. Team Love4eva is sprinting sweatily. BDs are inexorably walking. Def gonna ambush them.

    Pretty sure this was filmed in a big library.

    You can't be in here! GEt them! and so forth.

    #TheAdjustmentBureau mentBureau

  38. Cutscene: GBD is wanted in the Chairman's office immediately.

    More chasing. Team Love4eva is sprinting sweatily. BDs are inexorably walking. Def gonna ambush them.

    Pretty sure this was filmed in a big library.

    You can't be in here! GEt them! and so forth.

    #TheAdjustmentBureau mentBureau

  39. Cutscene: GBD is wanted in the Chairman's office immediately.

    More chasing. Team Love4eva is sprinting sweatily. BDs are inexorably walking. Def gonna ambush them.

    Pretty sure this was filmed in a big library.

    You can't be in here! GEt them! and so forth.

    #TheAdjustmentBureau mentBureau

  40. Uh-Oh. The BDs have figured out they're going RIGHT INTO THE BD CENTRAL OFFICES

    "You can't be in here!" lots of running

    Phalanx of BDs stalking after them, led by Thompson, who know sthe shortcuts

    #TheAdjustmentBureau #still #no #originality

  41. Uh-Oh. The BDs have figured out they're going RIGHT INTO THE BD CENTRAL OFFICES

    "You can't be in here!" lots of running

    Phalanx of BDs stalking after them, led by Thompson, who know sthe shortcuts

    #TheAdjustmentBureau #still #no #originality