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  1. Movie TV Tech Geeks #MovieNews #MattDamon #TheAdjustmentBureau 15 Years Later, Matt Damon's Sci-Fi Thriller Is a Surprise Hit For One of the Biggest Streamers dlvr.it/TQxdpH

  2. “People want maturity. They want adults in congress.”

    Talking heads on the TV news in The Adjustment Bureau.

    Guys, the 2020s would like a word…

    #Film #TheAdjustmentBureau mastodon.social/@ianRobinson/1

  3. “People want maturity. They want adults in congress.”

    Talking heads on the TV news in The Adjustment Bureau.

    Guys, the 2020s would like a word…

    #Film #TheAdjustmentBureau mastodon.social/@ianRobinson/1

  4. “People want maturity. They want adults in congress.”

    Talking heads on the TV news in The Adjustment Bureau.

    Guys, the 2020s would like a word…

    #Film #TheAdjustmentBureau mastodon.social/@ianRobinson/1

  5. “People want maturity. They want adults in congress.”

    Talking heads on the TV news in The Adjustment Bureau.

    Guys, the 2020s would like a word…

    #Film #TheAdjustmentBureau mastodon.social/@ianRobinson/1

  6. “People want maturity. They want adults in congress.”

    Talking heads on the TV news in The Adjustment Bureau.

    Guys, the 2020s would like a word…

    #Film #TheAdjustmentBureau mastodon.social/@ianRobinson/1

  7. I don’t have it in me to rewatch Lawrence of Arabia tonight.

    Rewatching The Adjustment Bureau instead.

    A bit lighter.

    #Film #TheAdjustmentBureau

  8. I don’t have it in me to rewatch Lawrence of Arabia tonight.

    Rewatching The Adjustment Bureau instead.

    A bit lighter.

    #Film #TheAdjustmentBureau

  9. I don’t have it in me to rewatch Lawrence of Arabia tonight.

    Rewatching The Adjustment Bureau instead.

    A bit lighter.

    #Film #TheAdjustmentBureau

  10. I don’t have it in me to rewatch Lawrence of Arabia tonight.

    Rewatching The Adjustment Bureau instead.

    A bit lighter.

    #Film #TheAdjustmentBureau

  11. I don’t have it in me to rewatch Lawrence of Arabia tonight.

    Rewatching The Adjustment Bureau instead.

    A bit lighter.

    #Film #TheAdjustmentBureau

  12. [Mary: Thanks for the entertainment 😄]

    You are more than weldocme.

    I can't spell. The movie was so bad it destroyed an ability I mastered in 4th grade.

    ***END OF THIS WASTE OF 2 HOURS OF MY LIFE***

    If you read this whole thing, um, thanks? And I'm sorry?

    #TheAdjustmentBureau

  13. I plan to pirate this movie in hopes of killing at least some of its revenue. How did Matt THEE Damon sign up for this? Even if he's not very smart (and I don't know that), doesn't he have, like, people? Smart ones? Ugh. I have lost at least half of the very tiny sliver of faith I had in the entertainment industry

    Yeah, this movie was just phoned in.

    #TheAdjustmentBureau #Bmovie #verybad

  14. A movie that is nothing but a pastiche of stereotypes shoved down our throats, about people behaving in the most stereotyped ways possible, doing exactly what every couple in every romance movie in American history has done, exactly the way they do it, and who find that everything in the world is predestined and manipulated by a loving and unreachable god... is somehow supposed to mean that everyone should do what they want and not follow the crowd.

    [Mary: I'm pretty sure I got the better end of this movie. ]

    Yeah, I'm very, very glad this was an entertaining live-tweet experience, not $20 at a movie theater.

    #TheAdjustmentBureau #badwriting #no #like #reallybad

  15. A movie that is nothing but a pastiche of stereotypes shoved down our throats, about people behaving in the most stereotyped ways possible, doing exactly what every couple in every romance movie in American history has done, exactly the way they do it, and who find that everything in the world is predestined and manipulated by a loving and unreachable god... is somehow supposed to mean that everyone should do what they want and not follow the crowd.

    [Mary: I'm pretty sure I got the better end of this movie. ]

    Yeah, I'm very, very glad this was an entertaining live-tweet experience, not $20 at a movie theater.

    #TheAdjustmentBureau #badwriting #no #like #reallybad

  16. A movie that is nothing but a pastiche of stereotypes shoved down our throats, about people behaving in the most stereotyped ways possible, doing exactly what every couple in every romance movie in American history has done, exactly the way they do it, and who find that everything in the world is predestined and manipulated by a loving and unreachable god... is somehow supposed to mean that everyone should do what they want and not follow the crowd.

    [Mary: I'm pretty sure I got the better end of this movie. ]

    Yeah, I'm very, very glad this was an entertaining live-tweet experience, not $20 at a movie theater.

    #TheAdjustmentBureau #badwriting #no #like #reallybad

  17. (narration is actually GBD)

    "Most people live life on the path we set for them, too afraid to explore any other. But once in a while, people like you come along, who knock down all the obstacles we put in your way. People who realize free will is a gift you'll never know how to use until you fight for it."

    [Mary: Replacing their hats with actual cats would have added a lot. ]

    [Mary: I'm also glad I didn't spend my time watching that. ]

    (continued narration): "I think that's the Chairman's real plan: that maybe one day we won't write the plan. You will."

    OH MY FUCKING GOD

    #TheAdjustmentBureau #rage

  18. (narration is actually GBD)

    "Most people live life on the path we set for them, too afraid to explore any other. But once in a while, people like you come along, who knock down all the obstacles we put in your way. People who realize free will is a gift you'll never know how to use until you fight for it."

    [Mary: Replacing their hats with actual cats would have added a lot. ]

    [Mary: I'm also glad I didn't spend my time watching that. ]

    (continued narration): "I think that's the Chairman's real plan: that maybe one day we won't write the plan. You will."

    OH MY FUCKING GOD

    #TheAdjustmentBureau #rage

  19. (narration is actually GBD)

    "Most people live life on the path we set for them, too afraid to explore any other. But once in a while, people like you come along, who knock down all the obstacles we put in your way. People who realize free will is a gift you'll never know how to use until you fight for it."

    [Mary: Replacing their hats with actual cats would have added a lot. ]

    [Mary: I'm also glad I didn't spend my time watching that. ]

    (continued narration): "I think that's the Chairman's real plan: that maybe one day we won't write the plan. You will."

    OH MY FUCKING GOD

    #TheAdjustmentBureau #rage

  20. Matcha Daemon is doing voiceover while he and Elise walk in NYC. I'm pausing because my disappointment is like a 300-lb basement gamer on the couch right next to me, stinking up the living room. Gonna write some of this #denouement bullshit because I'm feeling that it's going to be very, very bad.

    #TheAdjustmentBureau

  21. Matcha Daemon is doing voiceover while he and Elise walk in NYC. I'm pausing because my disappointment is like a 300-lb basement gamer on the couch right next to me, stinking up the living room. Gonna write some of this #denouement bullshit because I'm feeling that it's going to be very, very bad.

    #TheAdjustmentBureau

  22. Matcha Daemon is doing voiceover while he and Elise walk in NYC. I'm pausing because my disappointment is like a 300-lb basement gamer on the couch right next to me, stinking up the living room. Gonna write some of this #denouement bullshit because I'm feeling that it's going to be very, very bad.

    #TheAdjustmentBureau

  23. GBD gonna read the message.

    They are a serious deviation from the plan.

    So the Chairman rewrote the plan.

    Okay. Yeah.

    This movie should just be renamed Deus Ex Machina (shameless edition)

    #TheAdjustmentBureau #DeusExMachina #shameless

  24. GBD gonna read the message.

    They are a serious deviation from the plan.

    So the Chairman rewrote the plan.

    Okay. Yeah.

    This movie should just be renamed Deus Ex Machina (shameless edition)

    #TheAdjustmentBureau #DeusExMachina #shameless

  25. GBD gonna read the message.

    They are a serious deviation from the plan.

    So the Chairman rewrote the plan.

    Okay. Yeah.

    This movie should just be renamed Deus Ex Machina (shameless edition)

    #TheAdjustmentBureau #DeusExMachina #shameless

  26. GBD gonna read the message.

    They are a serious deviation from the plan.

    So the Chairman rewrote the plan.

    Okay. Yeah.

    This movie should just be renamed Deus Ex Machina (shameless edition)

    #TheAdjustmentBureau #DeusExMachina #shameless

  27. "Elise, when you went through that door at the Statue of Liberty, you risked everything, too."

    (If this movie is even HINTED for an Oscar, I'm going to vomit)

    "You inspired me. Seems like you inspired the Chairman, too."

    So this is about how God really is watching and everything happens for a reason and please do not every question the status quo. Got it.

    #TheAdjustmentBureau #TotallyUnoriginal

  28. "Elise, when you went through that door at the Statue of Liberty, you risked everything, too."

    (If this movie is even HINTED for an Oscar, I'm going to vomit)

    "You inspired me. Seems like you inspired the Chairman, too."

    So this is about how God really is watching and everything happens for a reason and please do not every question the status quo. Got it.

    #TheAdjustmentBureau #TotallyUnoriginal

  29. "Elise, when you went through that door at the Statue of Liberty, you risked everything, too."

    (If this movie is even HINTED for an Oscar, I'm going to vomit)

    "You inspired me. Seems like you inspired the Chairman, too."

    So this is about how God really is watching and everything happens for a reason and please do not every question the status quo. Got it.

    #TheAdjustmentBureau #TotallyUnoriginal

  30. "Elise, when you went through that door at the Statue of Liberty, you risked everything, too."

    (If this movie is even HINTED for an Oscar, I'm going to vomit)

    "You inspired me. Seems like you inspired the Chairman, too."

    So this is about how God really is watching and everything happens for a reason and please do not every question the status quo. Got it.

    #TheAdjustmentBureau #TotallyUnoriginal

  31. Even Thompson has a boss."

    "The chairman comes to everyone in a different form. "

    [Mary: <eyeroll>]

    "It's always a test, even for members of the Adjustment Bureau." #movie #namedrop

    #TheAdjustmentBureau

  32. Even Thompson has a boss."

    "The chairman comes to everyone in a different form. "

    [Mary: <eyeroll>]

    "It's always a test, even for members of the Adjustment Bureau." #movie #namedrop

    #TheAdjustmentBureau

  33. Even Thompson has a boss."

    "The chairman comes to everyone in a different form. "

    [Mary: <eyeroll>]

    "It's always a test, even for members of the Adjustment Bureau." #movie #namedrop

    #TheAdjustmentBureau

  34. Even Thompson has a boss."

    "The chairman comes to everyone in a different form. "

    [Mary: <eyeroll>]

    "It's always a test, even for members of the Adjustment Bureau." #movie #namedrop

    #TheAdjustmentBureau

  35. WAIT. In another zero-suspense twist, GBD shows up with a manilla envelope for Thompson.

    Tommy is reading it.

    Unhappy look.

    "I undertsand."

    We have no time to feel any suspense. If they're going to bre killed or whatever.

    #TheAdjustmentBureau

  36. WAIT. In another zero-suspense twist, GBD shows up with a manilla envelope for Thompson.

    Tommy is reading it.

    Unhappy look.

    "I undertsand."

    We have no time to feel any suspense. If they're going to bre killed or whatever.

    #TheAdjustmentBureau