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  1. You want to hear a secret, everybody? Luann loves it! Loves it when I fail!

    Oh, yes, Kirk. I love having to borrow money from my sister. I love having to steal clothes from the church donation box.

    Oh, sweet Jesus!

    Lisa, why don't you come sing for us?

    Oh, great! You got the kid singing! I hope you're happy now!

    I am not happy, and I haven't been happy for a long time. I want a divorce!

    #JKSMX
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  2. Homer Simpson does not lie twice on the same form. He never has, and he never will.

    You lied dozens of times on our mortgage application.

    Yeah, but they were all part of a single ball of lies. The point is, I'm a grown man, and I deserve a middle name.

    Hmm, I know where we might find your missing moniker. It's a bit of a drive, but on the way we can have a nice father-son chat.

    Great, I'll go shoot myself for bringing this up.

    #JKSMX
    #Simpsons
    #TheSimpsons
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