#the-onion — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #the-onion, aggregated by home.social.
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Dark times call for reckless purchases. #TheOnion https://twp.ai/E5Byd3
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In an expression of overwhelming confidence in their innate animal magnetism, the majority of men… #TheOnion https://twp.ai/E5Bya6
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Study Finds Neanderthals Performed Dentistry #TheOnion https://twp.ai/E5BzYO
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Some two dozen patrons at a local Chili’s Grill & Bar were reportedly transfixed Tuesday when a… #TheOnion https://twp.ai/E5BzYP
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Roommate Brian Penderman, 26, announced Monday morning that he hopes the loud bumping, grinding, and… #TheOnion https://twp.ai/E5BzOk
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Local grandmother Janet Rozell said Tuesday it had recently started to dawn on her that family… #TheOnion https://twp.ai/E5BzK7
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Eight years after becoming a true crime sensation, the murder of Haley Price remains as relevant,… #TheOnion https://twp.ai/E5BzBb
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What’s Our Health Insurance Denying? #TheOnion https://twp.ai/E5Bz4b
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Solemnly nodding in agreement as they took turns speaking, each person engaged in an intense dinner… #TheOnion https://twp.ai/E5Bz4c
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A powerful, enduring grudge was ruined for local resident Roger Chilton Saturday following a… #TheOnion https://twp.ai/E5Bzwg
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Trump: Americans’ Economic Pain Not A Consideration In Iran Negotiations #TheOnion https://twp.ai/E5BjkY
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Turn down that infernal rap band and open up your wallet for the Kelly Collection. #TheOnion https://twp.ai/E5Bjju
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The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With JD Vance #TheOnion https://twp.ai/E5BjaW
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Obama Replaces Costly High-Speed Rail Plan With High-Speed Bus Plan #TheOnion https://twp.ai/E5BkN2
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Cautioning against making any rash investment decisions before the entire fabric of society falls… #TheOnion https://twp.ai/E5BkIc
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Calling the blatant display of favoritism unfair to both his child and the other players on the… #TheOnion https://twp.ai/E5BkEZ
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Giggling as they made sure the atomic explosive’s tritium-deuterium ignition module had been… #TheOnion https://twp.ai/E5Bk71
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Eight years after becoming a true crime sensation, the murder of Haley Price remains as relevant,… #TheOnion https://twp.ai/E5Bl8u
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Upon realizing his most meaningful social interactions now took place among people he had never… #TheOnion https://twp.ai/E5Bkyf
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In an effort to focus on the incredible array of bathing suits featured in its pages, Sports… #TheOnion https://twp.ai/E5Bkta
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Passengers From Hantavirus-Stricken Cruise Ship Return Home #TheOnion https://twp.ai/E5BmHP
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Consume until the throbbing subsides.
Visit The Onion Store. #TheOnion https://twp.ai/E5BmF0
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U.S. Revokes Passports Of Parents Who Owe Child Support #TheOnion https://twp.ai/E5BnFN
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This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Zzzzzzz #TheOnion https://twp.ai/E5BnBk