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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingMidMorningBiscuitNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews with #SomeNews and #SomeWeather...

#Europe is #Still a #Thing and #IT's #Raining; #JustALittleBit...

#CaptainRedBeanBear has been #Updaticatin' #AllTheMaps of #Europe and #Allegedly, #IT's #StillThere...

We #Might need #ToGo and #DoubleCheck; but, we're #GoingToNeed... #MoreDiesels...

#Because... #Reasons and #AlsoBecause #SpaceKarenX's #TerribleCars are #Rubbish...

We're #Still: #MostlyEuropean... #StayingEuropean :europe: with #MostlyEurope 🏰

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#BeingEuropean #StillWorkingAsIntended #BeingRetired #EULaw #StillTrue

#IT's #JustAsWell that we're #FineForDiesel; because, whether you #Suffer from #RangeAnxiety #OrNot, we'd #NeverMakeIT #ThereAndBackAgain in #One of #SpaceKarenX's #TerribleCars...

#LookAtTheEvidence, with #Maps of #MostlyEurope... Because, #Geography #WorksThatWay...

We're #Still: #MostlyEuropean... #StayingEuropean :europe: with #MostlyEurope 🏰

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#That's a #GoodQuestion...

We #LikeDriving and #SpaceKarenX's #TerribleCars can't even #DriveThemselves... #Not without #KillingEveryone...

#MyPersonalChef will be #Required to:

• #MakeBiscuits; and,
• #IceCream; and,
• #BaconSammidges...

#ApplyWithin... #OrNot...

#IT won't #AffectTheOutcome...

We can #Still: #CrackOpen the #GoodScotch...

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#Meanwhile...

The #MAGAHatLoons and #TechBros are #DrivingToMars in one of #SpaceKarenX's #TerribleCars...

#IT's #OnlyAMatterOfTime before #SpaceKarenX hits the #KillSwitch to "they/them's" #TwitterFeed...

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