#termsandconditionsapply — Public Fediverse posts
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Benny The Life Advice Axolotl says "if you are ever feeling bad that you made a bad financial decision, remember, when Vincent Price agreed to do the voice work for Thriller he was given a choice between taking a percentage of the album proceeds or being paid a flat $20K. He chose the $20K"
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Benny The Life Advice Axolotl says "Improve your posture and exude confidence by imagining you are shooting lasers from your nipples, and you have to shoot people in the head."
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Benny The Life Advice Axolotl says "No matter how good the soap in the restroom smells, don't return to your date while sniffing your fingers."
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Benny The Life Advice Axolotl says "Don't worry about the big mistake you made, if it was as bad as you think, someone from the future would have traveled back in time and stopped you from doing it."
#BennyTheLifeAdviceAxolotl #FollowForMoreAdviceFromAnAxolotl #FollowAdviceAtYourOwnRisk
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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingIndependentStatehoodNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews with #IndependentStatehood; #BeingIndependent...
#IT's #TheOppositeOfNews; #TheEmancipationOfNews from #TheNews...
#IT's #StillNotNews...
#ContainsZeroPercentMastodonSocial | #AlwaysReadTheLabel #TermsAndConditionsApply
#PiratePower: #Serving #FloofsAndSparkles
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#BeingEuropean #EuropeanServer #ServingIT #AndAllThat #FancyHatFurzday #AndAll #AllAndEverything #TheEurovisioning #AlreadyHappened #ICYMI #NoALTTextRequired #SquirrelsOnline
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#ThisIsAlsoVeryTrue... | #TrueTrueTuesday
#OtherGarrysAreAvailable [#SubjectToAvailability | #TermsAndConditionsApply]
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#TopTierTooting; #IT's #TheBest... | #AcceptNoSubstitutes - #IT's #TheRealThing
[#IndividualUserExperienceWillVary | #SubjectToAvailability | #TermsAndConditionsApply]
You have to be #ThisHigh to #Ride...
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