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  1. ATO questioned over $73m move into controversial Adelaide office tower

    The Australian Taxation Office (ATO) is being asked why it is spending $73.4 million to fit out an…
    #Australia #Adelaide #ATO #AustralianTaxationOffice #Development #festivaltower #lease #newoffice #NorthTerrace #Taxation #tenancy #Tenant
    europesays.com/australia/52060/

  2. Isolate tenants with Private VLANs on Cisco IOS/NX-OS. This config creates a PVLAN domain (primary VLAN 200, isolated VLANs 201/202), using promiscuous uplink and isolated/community host ports to restrict inter-tenant traffic. #vlans #snippet #private-vlan #tenant-isolation #ValtersIT

    valtersit.com/vault/vlan-acces

  3. Skip to Let: LUXURY STUDIO VESSEL RENTAL 🚧

    Real Estate Bastard Enterprises Ltd. is positively SKIPPING in delight at our latest property on the market, available now for viewings on a random street in Bolton of Greater Manchester!

    Our skip to rent is a luxurious vessel of homely bits and bobs hurled into the thing by big hairy builders. With a competitive monthly rate, no pets, no roof, and all sorts of other problems, this property is one of the BEST on the market and the landlord is one of the less (fewer?) insanely greedy SOBs out there so you’ll be ok with this one, mate.

    You Can’t SKIP (!!!) the Rent Here

    • £800 p/m
    • BILLS NOT INCLUDED
    • NO PETS
    • NO SKIPPING RENT (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
    • £4,000 deposit
    • Fully portable property
    • Stylish yellow colour
    • High density steel walls
    • Curb side location close to the Co-Op
    • Free trash upon moving in (do whatever you want with it)

    Skip the housing market entirely with this fantastic, homely, robust welded steel. One human’s trash is another human’s master bedroom in this stylish, minimalistic, compact, outdoor “flat”.

    You simply can’t let this opportunity go to waste.

    The good news? At Real Estate Bastard Enterprises Ltd. we’ve bin waiting for the right tenant. After 13 viewings, not one of the braindead bastards was stupid enough to move in. Fools! Did they not know there’s almost litter-ally no paperwork before moving in!?

    Please move quickly, really quickly, to get your viewing as we’re 100 million % certain about 409 people will be viewing this thing in  the next few days. HURRY! HURRY HURRY!

    On a final note, please be aware the skip contains traces of asbestos. Please refrain from making a heap of trouble about that, the skip will get a good wash down with soap and water before you arrive.

    CLAIM YOUR COMPLETELY FREE VIEWING NOW!!!

    Viewings cost £50 per viewing and, if you decide to move in (as you most certainly will do), agency fees will include, but aren’t limited to, a charge of:

    1. £500 to remove the property from the market
    2. £500 to have the contract terms generated by AI
    3. £300 to collect your non-existent keys
    4. £200 background check to ensure you’re not a drug addict
    5. £500 for a credit check that actually only costs £10

    Please be assured this isn’t Real Estate Bastard Enterprises Ltd. being a bunch of greedy, psychopathic wankers. We’re just ensuring the landlord gets a well off tenant for this waste of space property.

    Important Legalese Bollocks

    NOTE ON RENTAL TERMS: TENANT IS RESPONSIBLE FOR ALL UNWANTED CONTENTS LEFT IN THE SKIP DURING TENANCY. IF A MEMBER OF THE PUBLIC, FOR EXAMPLE, FLY TIPS INTO YOUR RENTAL PROPERTY, YOU WILL BE HELD LEGALLY RESPONSIBLE. ADDITIONALLY, SHOULD THE LOCAL COUNCIL CRANE OFF THE SKIP WHILE YOU ARE SLEEPING, YOU WILL BE CHARGED FOR THIS SERVICE (UNDER THE CONTRACTUAL CLAUSE “ELEVATED PREMIUM PROPERTY RENTAL EXPERIENCE”). ADDENDUM: DO NOT SUBLET THE PROPERTY TO FOXES AND/OR TRAMPS.

    #cynical #Home #Housing #housingCrisis #Humor #interiorDesign #Lifestyle #living #Rent #Satire #satirical #Silly #skip #tenant
  4. Epitaph

    An obituary for a client I've never met. Not really. I've been here a hundred times or more. Climbed the steps. I can smell three tenants ago, through the smoke of the last. I've seen tenants come and go. Some I was sad to see off, others glad. Goodbyes were permanent, yet temporary. Death is an equaliser to end the conversation you never had. The apartment's air is hot and heavy. I've been here long enough to catch scent of the dried sebum of the previous inhabitant - God rest him. […]

    vianegativa6.wordpress.com/202

  5. The HOTTEST topic in town! Come by our office to pick up a FREE copy of
    #TheGrind
    SPECIAL TENANT'S COVERAGE. Until supplies last! Our office is located at 2575 Eglinton W (Keelesdale) open on Tuesday, Thursday, and Friday. #toronto #housing #tenant #TorontoTenantUnion #thesix

  6. The HOTTEST topic in town! Come by our office to pick up a FREE copy of
    #TheGrind
    SPECIAL TENANT'S COVERAGE. Until supplies last! Our office is located at 2575 Eglinton W (Keelesdale) open on Tuesday, Thursday, and Friday. #toronto #housing #tenant #TorontoTenantUnion #thesix

  7. The HOTTEST topic in town! Come by our office to pick up a FREE copy of
    #TheGrind
    SPECIAL TENANT'S COVERAGE. Until supplies last! Our office is located at 2575 Eglinton W (Keelesdale) open on Tuesday, Thursday, and Friday. #toronto #housing #tenant #TorontoTenantUnion #thesix

  8. The HOTTEST topic in town! Come by our office to pick up a FREE copy of
    #TheGrind
    SPECIAL TENANT'S COVERAGE. Until supplies last! Our office is located at 2575 Eglinton W (Keelesdale) open on Tuesday, Thursday, and Friday. #toronto #housing #tenant #TorontoTenantUnion #thesix

  9. The HOTTEST topic in town! Come by our office to pick up a FREE copy of
    #TheGrind
    SPECIAL TENANT'S COVERAGE. Until supplies last! Our office is located at 2575 Eglinton W (Keelesdale) open on Tuesday, Thursday, and Friday. #toronto #housing #tenant #TorontoTenantUnion #thesix

  10. ‘I’ve been keeping a log’: My boyfriend stayed over a couple of nights – what my landlord did next chilled me to my core

    A renter has raised his concerns on social media after his landlord confessed to tracking his boyfriend’s visits…
    #NewsBeep #News #TV #Apartment #AU #Australia #creepy #Entertainment #landlord #log #message #renter #Socialmedia #tenant
    newsbeep.com/au/709763/

  11. ‘I’ve been keeping a log’: My boyfriend stayed over a couple of nights – what my landlord did next chilled me to my core

    A renter has raised his concerns on social media after his landlord confessed to tracking his boyfriend’s visits…
    #NewsBeep #News #TV #Apartment #AU #Australia #creepy #Entertainment #landlord #log #message #renter #Socialmedia #tenant
    newsbeep.com/au/709763/

  12. Prison Cell to Let: The Ultimate in Brutalist Micro-Suites 🚓

    Real Estate Bastard Enterprises Ltd. is utterly shit your pants delighted to announce our latest property on the market. Located in Preston city centre in an active prison, this gated community prison cell to rent is a delight from top to bottom.

    Live out your Shawshank Redemption fantasies at competitive monthly rates, with a “lively” community of convicts right on your doorstep. Book your viewing today! This prison cell won’t be on the market for long.

    The Slab & Iron Suite: Luxury Prison Cell Living Done Right

    • Only £2,800 p/m
    • NO BILLS INCLUDED
    • NO PETS
    • Full-service meal plan funded by public taxes
    • Open-concept bathing for nudist enthusiasts
    • Industrial floor-to-ceiling iron accents for in-cell security
    • Biometric security from 24/7 on-site guards
    • Curated social network of convicted criminals

    The lease for this property is available immediately, but includes a No-Early Termination clause. This clause is strictly enforced by the state and is non-negotiable until the tenant has served a 5-10 year sentence.

    Tenants concerned about the lack of privacy should remember we live in a society dominated by CCTV security recordings and 24/7 rolling social media feeds. Thus… what even truly is privacy in this day and age? Think about it.

    With a cost-effective rent of a mere £2,8000 p/m remember this is all-inclusive of uniforms and orange couture provided by the state. You will also have a solitary bed to yourself, a sink, and a “shitter” (as the inmates call them) for your personal ablution needs.

    For leisure activities and exercise, tenants are welcome to a one-hour daily window using The Yard. This is a 15ft by 15ft concrete exercise area with an armed guard watching over your every move.

    As for commuting to your daily job, you’re allowed to do this but must be strip searched on leaving/entering the property to ensure you don’t have:

    • Drugs
    • Weapons
    • Bubble gum

    If you’re found, in particular, to have any brand of bubble gum this’ll be taken out back and detonated with Semtex.

    Please note, you must also wear your prisoner uniform in and around your day/job to confirm your status as a prisoner/tenant. This does mean some police officers out on the police may mistake you for an escaped convict and taser you to the ground while your scream like a big girl.

    Former Tenant Testimonial

    “I’m Derek and I moved into Cell 402 in May 2022. During my wonderful stay in this prison cell I made many friends, was stabbed 25 times in 24 months by inmates, and was even headbutted by a guard! Other than that, there are few distractions other than a window, plus free Wi-Fi access that’s restricted to 30 minutes a day for ‘educational time’ and I wasn’t allowed to access pornography, which made me heavily repressed and a little weird tbh. Oh yeah, I had to move out of the property in April 2026 because I headbutted a guard and will now be serving a six-month prison sentence in Cell 502 one floor up. We’ll be neighbours!” Prisoner 839201, former Brand Manager for Violent Vaping Enterprises Ltd.

    #Business #Capitalism #estateAgents #Home #Humor #renting #Satire #satirical #Silly #tenant
  13. Prison Cell to Let: The Ultimate in Brutalist Micro-Suites 🚓

    Real Estate Bastard Enterprises Ltd. is utterly shit your pants delighted to announce our latest property on the market. Located in Preston city centre in an active prison, this gated community prison cell to rent is a delight from top to bottom.

    Live out your Shawshank Redemption fantasies at competitive monthly rates, with a “lively” community of convicts right on your doorstep. Book your viewing today! This prison cell won’t be on the market for long.

    The Slab & Iron Suite: Luxury Prison Cell Living Done Right

    • Only £2,800 p/m
    • NO BILLS INCLUDED
    • NO PETS
    • Full-service meal plan funded by public taxes
    • Open-concept bathing for nudist enthusiasts
    • Industrial floor-to-ceiling iron accents for in-cell security
    • Biometric security from 24/7 on-site guards
    • Curated social network of convicted criminals

    The lease for this property is available immediately, but includes a No-Early Termination clause. This clause is strictly enforced by the state and is non-negotiable until the tenant has served a 5-10 year sentence.

    Tenants concerned about the lack of privacy should remember we live in a society dominated by CCTV security recordings and 24/7 rolling social media feeds. Thus… what even truly is privacy in this day and age? Think about it.

    With a cost-effective rent of a mere £2,8000 p/m remember this is all-inclusive of uniforms and orange couture provided by the state. You will also have a solitary bed to yourself, a sink, and a “shitter” (as the inmates call them) for your personal ablution needs.

    For leisure activities and exercise, tenants are welcome to a one-hour daily window using The Yard. This is a 15ft by 15ft concrete exercise area with an armed guard watching over your every move.

    As for commuting to your daily job, you’re allowed to do this but must be strip searched on leaving/entering the property to ensure you don’t have:

    • Drugs
    • Weapons
    • Bubble gum

    If you’re found, in particular, to have any brand of bubble gum this’ll be taken out back and detonated with Semtex.

    Please note, you must also wear your prisoner uniform in and around your day/job to confirm your status as a prisoner/tenant. This does mean some police officers out on the police may mistake you for an escaped convict and taser you to the ground while your scream like a big girl.

    Former Tenant Testimonial

    “I’m Derek and I moved into Cell 402 in May 2022. During my wonderful stay in this prison cell I made many friends, was stabbed 25 times in 24 months by inmates, and was even headbutted by a guard! Other than that, there are few distractions other than a window, plus free Wi-Fi access that’s restricted to 30 minutes a day for ‘educational time’ and I wasn’t allowed to access pornography, which made me heavily repressed and a little weird tbh. Oh yeah, I had to move out of the property in April 2026 because I headbutted a guard and will now be serving a six-month prison sentence in Cell 502 one floor up. We’ll be neighbours!” Prisoner 839201, former Brand Manager for Violent Vaping Enterprises Ltd.

    #Business #Capitalism #estateAgents #Home #Humor #renting #Satire #satirical #Silly #tenant
  14. WALES: ‘No kids, no benefits’ rental bans become illegal next month — here’s what tenants and landlords need to know

    Welsh landlords have less than four weeks to get their house in order – because from 1 June, it will be illegal to turn away tenants simply because they have children or receive benefits.

    The changes come in under the Renters’ Rights Act 2025, which received Royal Assent last October. While most of the Act applies only in England, the anti-discrimination provisions extend to Wales – and they carry real consequences for landlords who ignore them.

    From 1 June, landlords and letting agents in Wales will be banned from turning away prospective tenants at any stage of the process because they have children or claim means-tested benefits. That means no refusing viewings, no withholding property information, and no blanket “no DSS” or “no children” policies.

    Breaches of the new rules can result in a fixed penalty notice – typically capped at £1,000 – and local authorities will be responsible for enforcement.

    Nicola Blake, Operations Director at lettings agent Cavendish, urged landlords not to be caught out. “This is a significant change for landlords in Wales,” she said, adding that landlords needed to act well ahead of the June deadline to ensure they were fully compliant.

    Landlords will still be allowed to carry out affordability checks and income assessments. Benefits can still be taken into account as part of that process. And landlords will retain the right to determine whether a property is physically unsuitable for children – such as a single room in an HMO – provided that decision is based on the property itself rather than a blanket ban on families.

    All landlords in Wales must also update their tenancy paperwork before 14 June. Those who already have tenants in place will need to provide either a new occupation contract or a statement of variation setting out the new terms. Failure to do so can result in tenants claiming daily compensation.

    The changes come into Welsh law through the Renting Homes (Wales) Act 2016, with the new anti-discrimination provisions inserted as fundamental terms of all occupation contracts – meaning they apply automatically, whether or not a landlord updates their paperwork.

    Wales’s rental landscape is already governed separately from England, with occupation contracts replacing tenancy agreements following the Renting Homes (Wales) Act reforms. The new anti-discrimination rules build on that framework, giving contract-holders the explicit legal right to have children live in or visit their home and preventing landlords from prohibiting tenants from claiming benefits they are entitled to.

    The Welsh Government has published guidance for landlords on its website, alongside updated model written statement templates that reflect the new requirements.

    #housing #landlord #Property #rentalContract #rentalProperties #rentalProperty #RentersRightsAct #tenant
  15. #tenant : one who holds or possesses lands, or other real estate, by any kind of right, whether in fee simple, in common, in severalty, for life, for years, or at will

    - French: locataire

    - German: der Mieter

    - Italian: inquilino

    - Portuguese: inquilino

    - Spanish: inquilino/inquilina

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    Thank you so much for being a member of our community!

  16. #tenant : one who holds or possesses lands, or other real estate, by any kind of right, whether in fee simple, in common, in severalty, for life, for years, or at will

    - French: locataire

    - German: der Mieter

    - Italian: inquilino

    - Portuguese: inquilino

    - Spanish: inquilino/inquilina

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    Thank you so much for being a member of our community!

  17. #tenant : one who holds or possesses lands, or other real estate, by any kind of right, whether in fee simple, in common, in severalty, for life, for years, or at will

    - French: locataire

    - German: der Mieter

    - Italian: inquilino

    - Portuguese: inquilino

    - Spanish: inquilino/inquilina

    ------------

    Thank you so much for being a member of our community!

  18. #tenant : one who holds or possesses lands, or other real estate, by any kind of right, whether in fee simple, in common, in severalty, for life, for years, or at will

    - French: locataire

    - German: der Mieter

    - Italian: inquilino

    - Portuguese: inquilino

    - Spanish: inquilino/inquilina

    ------------

    Thank you so much for being a member of our community!

  19. #tenant : one who holds or possesses lands, or other real estate, by any kind of right, whether in fee simple, in common, in severalty, for life, for years, or at will

    - French: locataire

    - German: der Mieter

    - Italian: inquilino

    - Portuguese: inquilino

    - Spanish: inquilino/inquilina

    ------------

    Thank you so much for being a member of our community!

  20. She cannot pay rent with money so she offers something better 🍑🔥💦 Landlord approved — those big tits are worth more than any deposit

    👉 go.yuniporn.com/bigtits-tenant

    #nsfw #xxx #sex #hot #adult #bigtits #tenant #landlord #seduction #NSFW #AdultContent

  21. She cannot pay rent with money so she offers something better 🍑🔥💦 Landlord approved — those big tits are worth more than any deposit

    👉 go.yuniporn.com/bigtits-tenant

    #nsfw #xxx #sex #hot #adult #bigtits #tenant #landlord #seduction #NSFW #AdultContent

  22. She cannot pay rent with money so she offers something better 🍑🔥💦 Landlord approved — those big tits are worth more than any deposit

    👉 go.yuniporn.com/bigtits-tenant

    #nsfw #xxx #sex #hot #adult #bigtits #tenant #landlord #seduction #NSFW #AdultContent

  23. <== Diese Person hat Bereitschaft und hatte einen Anruf einer unbekannten Kundenfirma erhalten, der besagte, man habe sich aus dem #Tenant ausgesperrt. Nach der Klärung der Vertragsmodalitäten stieg ich #Microsoft auf die Füße, was zur Folge hatte, dass ich diese immense zusätzliche Arbeit in Form von #Support los bin, aber die Firma einen richtigen Vertrag mit uns machen möchte. #SupportersLife

  24. <== Diese Person hat Bereitschaft und hatte einen Anruf einer unbekannten Kundenfirma erhalten, der besagte, man habe sich aus dem #Tenant ausgesperrt. Nach der Klärung der Vertragsmodalitäten stieg ich #Microsoft auf die Füße, was zur Folge hatte, dass ich diese immense zusätzliche Arbeit in Form von #Support los bin, aber die Firma einen richtigen Vertrag mit uns machen möchte. #SupportersLife

  25. She cannot pay rent with money so she offers something better 🍑🔥💦 Landlord approved — those big tits are worth more than any deposit
    Full video 👉 go.yuniporn.com/bigtits-tenant
    #porn #nsfw #xxx #sex #hot #adult #bigtits #tenant #landlord #seduction #NSFW #AdultContent