#teledildonics — Public Fediverse posts
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CW: NSFW, surveillance
I nodded earnestly when I read that surveillance vendors (Leonard, Flock etc.) are introducing 'harvesting' all kinds of additional data as you pass, including tire pressure sensors and wifi fitness devices.
Today, I learned there is a field called #teledildonics .
Then I began laughing uncontrollably.
The headline "Cop uses <Surveillance Tool> to search ex wife's wifi enabled dildo" will be a riot.
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CW: NSFW, surveillance
I nodded earnestly when I read that surveillance vendors (Leonard, Flock etc.) are introducing 'harvesting' all kinds of additional data as you pass, including tire pressure sensors and wifi fitness devices.
Today, I learned there is a field called #teledildonics .
Then I began laughing uncontrollably.
The headline "Cop uses <Surveillance Tool> to search ex wife's wifi enabled dildo" will be a riot.
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CW: NSFW, surveillance
I nodded earnestly when I read that surveillance vendors (Leonard, Flock etc.) are introducing 'harvesting' all kinds of additional data as you pass, including tire pressure sensors and wifi fitness devices.
Today, I learned there is a field called #teledildonics .
Then I began laughing uncontrollably.
The headline "Cop uses <Surveillance Tool> to search ex wife's wifi enabled dildo" will be a riot.
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CW: NSFW, surveillance
I nodded earnestly when I read that surveillance vendors (Leonard, Flock etc.) are introducing 'harvesting' all kinds of additional data as you pass, including tire pressure sensors and wifi fitness devices.
Today, I learned there is a field called #teledildonics .
Then I began laughing uncontrollably.
The headline "Cop uses <Surveillance Tool> to search ex wife's wifi enabled dildo" will be a riot.
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CW: NSFW, surveillance
I nodded earnestly when I read that surveillance vendors (Leonard, Flock etc.) are introducing 'harvesting' all kinds of additional data as you pass, including tire pressure sensors and wifi fitness devices.
Today, I learned there is a field called #teledildonics .
Then I began laughing uncontrollably.
The headline "Cop uses <Surveillance Tool> to search ex wife's wifi enabled dildo" will be a riot.
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Lockpicking Lawyer: *posts a video about getting into his wife's furry fanny*
Me: Hold my "Easy Entry" lock lube...
The lock: 😳
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For those interested: this is the "Dinner Jacket" jiggler from Red Team Tools, being pounded by the "Lapis" two-way dildo from Lovense, with smooth insertion (into a tight keyway) provided by "Easy Entry" Teflon lock lube.
#AlicePics #RedTeamTools #AprilFools #Locksport #Teledildonics #AccessibilityIsHotAF #AltText
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Lockpicking Lawyer: *posts a video about getting into his wife's furry fanny*
Me: Hold my "Easy Entry" lock lube...
The lock: 😳
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For those interested: this is the "Dinner Jacket" jiggler from Red Team Tools, being pounded by the "Lapis" two-way dildo from Lovense, with smooth insertion (into a tight keyway) provided by "Easy Entry" Teflon lock lube.
#AlicePics #RedTeamTools #AprilFools #Locksport #Teledildonics #AccessibilityIsHotAF #AltText
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Lockpicking Lawyer: *posts a video about getting into his wife's furry fanny*
Me: Hold my "Easy Entry" lock lube...
The lock: 😳
---
For those interested: this is the "Dinner Jacket" jiggler from Red Team Tools, being pounded by the "Lapis" two-way dildo from Lovense, with smooth insertion (into a tight keyway) provided by "Easy Entry" Teflon lock lube.
#AlicePics #RedTeamTools #AprilFools #Locksport #Teledildonics #AccessibilityIsHotAF #AltText
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Lockpicking Lawyer: *posts a video about getting into his wife's furry fanny*
Me: Hold my "Easy Entry" lock lube...
The lock: 😳
---
For those interested: this is the "Dinner Jacket" jiggler from Red Team Tools, being pounded by the "Lapis" two-way dildo from Lovense, with smooth insertion (into a tight keyway) provided by "Easy Entry" Teflon lock lube.
#AlicePics #RedTeamTools #AprilFools #Locksport #Teledildonics #AccessibilityIsHotAF #AltText
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Lockpicking Lawyer: *posts a video about getting into his wife's furry fanny*
Me: Hold my "Easy Entry" lock lube...
The lock: 😳
---
For those interested: this is the "Dinner Jacket" jiggler from Red Team Tools, being pounded by the "Lapis" two-way dildo from Lovense, with smooth insertion (into a tight keyway) provided by "Easy Entry" Teflon lock lube.
#AlicePics #RedTeamTools #AprilFools #Locksport #Teledildonics #AccessibilityIsHotAF #AltText
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I figured I should take some time to get my doorbell rung before I costume up to pass out candy tonight.
#AltAfterDark #AlicePics #HappyHalloween #Teledildonics #SexToy #Masturbation #AccessibilityIsHotAF
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I figured I should take some time to get my doorbell rung before I costume up to pass out candy tonight.
#AltAfterDark #AlicePics #HappyHalloween #Teledildonics #SexToy #Masturbation #AccessibilityIsHotAF
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I figured I should take some time to get my doorbell rung before I costume up to pass out candy tonight.
#AltAfterDark #AlicePics #HappyHalloween #Teledildonics #SexToy #Masturbation #AccessibilityIsHotAF
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I figured I should take some time to get my doorbell rung before I costume up to pass out candy tonight.
#AltAfterDark #AlicePics #HappyHalloween #Teledildonics #SexToy #Masturbation #AccessibilityIsHotAF
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I figured I should take some time to get my doorbell rung before I costume up to pass out candy tonight.
#AltAfterDark #AlicePics #HappyHalloween #Teledildonics #SexToy #Masturbation #AccessibilityIsHotAF
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Our collective failure to implement Cockpunch over IP was a cultural mistake.
e: Oh my god! The file just goes on and on like that for 450 lines. 😱
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Our collective failure to implement Cockpunch over IP was a cultural mistake.
e: Oh my god! The file just goes on and on like that for 450 lines. 😱
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Our collective failure to implement Cockpunch over IP was a cultural mistake.
e: Oh my god! The file just goes on and on like that for 450 lines. 😱
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Our collective failure to implement Cockpunch over IP was a cultural mistake.
e: Oh my god! The file just goes on and on like that for 450 lines. 😱
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Our collective failure to implement Cockpunch over IP was a cultural mistake.
e: Oh my god! The file just goes on and on like that for 450 lines. 😱
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CW: 🔞 NSFW, full nudity, buttplug, chastity
Don't mind me, just watching porn and "vibing" while I edit my own porn.... (sneak peek of what's coming later.....)
#nsfw #trans #femboy #transnsfw #femboynsfw #porn #chastity #flatchastity #anal #buttplug #Lovense #Hush2 #teledildonics
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CW: 🔞 NSFW, full nudity, buttplug, chastity
Don't mind me, just watching porn and "vibing" while I edit my own porn.... (sneak peek of what's coming later.....)
#nsfw #trans #femboy #transnsfw #femboynsfw #porn #chastity #flatchastity #anal #buttplug #Lovense #Hush2 #teledildonics
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CW: 🔞 NSFW, full nudity, buttplug, chastity
Don't mind me, just watching porn and "vibing" while I edit my own porn.... (sneak peek of what's coming later.....)
#nsfw #trans #femboy #transnsfw #femboynsfw #porn #chastity #flatchastity #anal #buttplug #Lovense #Hush2 #teledildonics
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Sometimes things get a little frantic 😅
#AltAfterDark #AccessibilityIsHotAF #NSFW #Teledildonics #Kink #Video
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Sometimes things get a little frantic 😅
#AltAfterDark #AccessibilityIsHotAF #NSFW #Teledildonics #Kink #Video
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Sometimes things get a little frantic 😅
#AltAfterDark #AccessibilityIsHotAF #NSFW #Teledildonics #Kink #Video
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Sometimes things get a little frantic 😅
#AltAfterDark #AccessibilityIsHotAF #NSFW #Teledildonics #Kink #Video
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Sometimes things get a little frantic 😅
#AltAfterDark #AccessibilityIsHotAF #NSFW #Teledildonics #Kink #Video
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CW: 🔞 NSFW, full nudity, buttplug, chastity, EC
Good morning fedi! Time to play Minegasm! err... I mean Minecraft!
#nsfw #trans #femboy #transnsfw #femboynsfw #buttplug #teledildonics #Lovense #chastity #boobs #tits #transboobs #femboytits #Minegasm
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CW: 🔞 NSFW, full nudity, buttplug, chastity, EC
Good morning fedi! Time to play Minegasm! err... I mean Minecraft!
#nsfw #trans #femboy #transnsfw #femboynsfw #buttplug #teledildonics #Lovense #chastity #boobs #tits #transboobs #femboytits #Minegasm
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CW: 🔞 NSFW, full nudity, buttplug, chastity, EC
Good morning fedi! Time to play Minegasm! err... I mean Minecraft!
#nsfw #trans #femboy #transnsfw #femboynsfw #buttplug #teledildonics #Lovense #chastity #boobs #tits #transboobs #femboytits #Minegasm
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Ok ... I've been working on monitoring for a few weeks now, specifically tuning agents.
In my news feed a few days ago was "$AdultToyCompanyApp collecting data, &c, &c ..."
Me: Open Source your Sex Toy, Take Back your Data! All you need is RRD and Graphana!
... and the cafe got very quiet.
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Ok ... I've been working on monitoring for a few weeks now, specifically tuning agents.
In my news feed a few days ago was "$AdultToyCompanyApp collecting data, &c, &c ..."
Me: Open Source your Sex Toy, Take Back your Data! All you need is RRD and Graphana!
... and the cafe got very quiet.
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Ok ... I've been working on monitoring for a few weeks now, specifically tuning agents.
In my news feed a few days ago was "$AdultToyCompanyApp collecting data, &c, &c ..."
Me: Open Source your Sex Toy, Take Back your Data! All you need is RRD and Graphana!
... and the cafe got very quiet.
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Ok ... I've been working on monitoring for a few weeks now, specifically tuning agents.
In my news feed a few days ago was "$AdultToyCompanyApp collecting data, &c, &c ..."
Me: Open Source your Sex Toy, Take Back your Data! All you need is RRD and Graphana!
... and the cafe got very quiet.
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Gonna be delving into #Teledildonics soon enough 👀
Can't wait to build my #OSSM ✨
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Follow up poll:
Would you find it weird if a friend offered you a sex toy to borrow, so you could try out something new before buying?
(for example, a conversation about being in a long distance relationship, and they mention having an app controlled toy that works over long distance)
#Sex #kink #submissive #Teledildonics #Dominant #bdsm #SexToy #SexToys #Poll #PleaseShare #curious
Feel free to comment!
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Follow up poll:
Would you find it weird if a friend offered you a sex toy to borrow, so you could try out something new before buying?
(for example, a conversation about being in a long distance relationship, and they mention having an app controlled toy that works over long distance)
#Sex #kink #submissive #Teledildonics #Dominant #bdsm #SexToy #SexToys #Poll #PleaseShare #curious
Feel free to comment!
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Follow up poll:
Would you find it weird if a friend offered you a sex toy to borrow, so you could try out something new before buying?
(for example, a conversation about being in a long distance relationship, and they mention having an app controlled toy that works over long distance)
#Sex #kink #submissive #Teledildonics #Dominant #bdsm #SexToy #SexToys #Poll #PleaseShare #curious
Feel free to comment!
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Follow up poll:
Would you find it weird if a friend offered you a sex toy to borrow, so you could try out something new before buying?
(for example, a conversation about being in a long distance relationship, and they mention having an app controlled toy that works over long distance)
#Sex #kink #submissive #Teledildonics #Dominant #bdsm #SexToy #SexToys #Poll #PleaseShare #curious
Feel free to comment!
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Follow up poll:
Would you find it weird if a friend offered you a sex toy to borrow, so you could try out something new before buying?
(for example, a conversation about being in a long distance relationship, and they mention having an app controlled toy that works over long distance)
#Sex #kink #submissive #Teledildonics #Dominant #bdsm #SexToy #SexToys #Poll #PleaseShare #curious
Feel free to comment!
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Would you use a sex toy borrowed from a friend to try it out (assuming it's been cleaned properly)?
#Sex #kink #submissive #Teledildonics #Dominant #bdsm #SexToy #SexToy #Poll #PleaseShare #curious
Also, feel free to comment!
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Would you use a sex toy borrowed from a friend to try it out (assuming it's been cleaned properly)?
#Sex #kink #submissive #Teledildonics #Dominant #bdsm #SexToy #SexToy #Poll #PleaseShare #curious
Also, feel free to comment!
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Would you use a sex toy borrowed from a friend to try it out (assuming it's been cleaned properly)?
#Sex #kink #submissive #Teledildonics #Dominant #bdsm #SexToy #SexToy #Poll #PleaseShare #curious
Also, feel free to comment!
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Would you use a sex toy borrowed from a friend to try it out (assuming it's been cleaned properly)?
#Sex #kink #submissive #Teledildonics #Dominant #bdsm #SexToy #SexToy #Poll #PleaseShare #curious
Also, feel free to comment!
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Would you use a sex toy borrowed from a friend to try it out (assuming it's been cleaned properly)?
#Sex #kink #submissive #Teledildonics #Dominant #bdsm #SexToy #SexToy #Poll #PleaseShare #curious
Also, feel free to comment!
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CW: Long thread/6
#5yrsago Chinese spies force US-based #Uighurs into “voluntary” surveillance by threatening their families in China https://www.thedailybeast.com/chinese-police-are-spying-on-uighurson-american-soil
#5yrsago CEO-to-worker #WageGap yawns ever wider, hitting 312:1 in 2017, up by 17.6% https://www.epi.org/press/top-ceos-compensation-increased-17-6-percent-in-2017/
#5yrsago Portugal proves that# austerity doesn’t work https://www.truthdig.com/articles/let-this-be-the-end-of-austerity-once-and-for-all/
#5yrsago Big Bang: the “stupid patent” on #teledildonics has expired https://www.vice.com/en/article/ne55x8/teledildonics-patent-has-expired
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CW: Long thread/6
#5yrsago Chinese spies force US-based #Uighurs into “voluntary” surveillance by threatening their families in China https://www.thedailybeast.com/chinese-police-are-spying-on-uighurson-american-soil
#5yrsago CEO-to-worker #WageGap yawns ever wider, hitting 312:1 in 2017, up by 17.6% https://www.epi.org/press/top-ceos-compensation-increased-17-6-percent-in-2017/
#5yrsago Portugal proves that# austerity doesn’t work https://www.truthdig.com/articles/let-this-be-the-end-of-austerity-once-and-for-all/
#5yrsago Big Bang: the “stupid patent” on #teledildonics has expired https://www.vice.com/en/article/ne55x8/teledildonics-patent-has-expired
6/
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CW: Long thread/6
#5yrsago Chinese spies force US-based #Uighurs into “voluntary” surveillance by threatening their families in China https://www.thedailybeast.com/chinese-police-are-spying-on-uighurson-american-soil
#5yrsago CEO-to-worker #WageGap yawns ever wider, hitting 312:1 in 2017, up by 17.6% https://www.epi.org/press/top-ceos-compensation-increased-17-6-percent-in-2017/
#5yrsago Portugal proves that# austerity doesn’t work https://www.truthdig.com/articles/let-this-be-the-end-of-austerity-once-and-for-all/
#5yrsago Big Bang: the “stupid patent” on #teledildonics has expired https://www.vice.com/en/article/ne55x8/teledildonics-patent-has-expired
6/
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CW: Long thread/6
#5yrsago Chinese spies force US-based #Uighurs into “voluntary” surveillance by threatening their families in China https://www.thedailybeast.com/chinese-police-are-spying-on-uighurson-american-soil
#5yrsago CEO-to-worker #WageGap yawns ever wider, hitting 312:1 in 2017, up by 17.6% https://www.epi.org/press/top-ceos-compensation-increased-17-6-percent-in-2017/
#5yrsago Portugal proves that# austerity doesn’t work https://www.truthdig.com/articles/let-this-be-the-end-of-austerity-once-and-for-all/
#5yrsago Big Bang: the “stupid patent” on #teledildonics has expired https://www.vice.com/en/article/ne55x8/teledildonics-patent-has-expired
6/
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CW: Long thread/6
#5yrsago Chinese spies force US-based #Uighurs into “voluntary” surveillance by threatening their families in China https://www.thedailybeast.com/chinese-police-are-spying-on-uighurson-american-soil
#5yrsago CEO-to-worker #WageGap yawns ever wider, hitting 312:1 in 2017, up by 17.6% https://www.epi.org/press/top-ceos-compensation-increased-17-6-percent-in-2017/
#5yrsago Portugal proves that# austerity doesn’t work https://www.truthdig.com/articles/let-this-be-the-end-of-austerity-once-and-for-all/
#5yrsago Big Bang: the “stupid patent” on #teledildonics has expired https://www.vice.com/en/article/ne55x8/teledildonics-patent-has-expired
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