#teledildonics — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #teledildonics, aggregated by home.social.
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CW: NSFW, surveillance
I nodded earnestly when I read that surveillance vendors (Leonard, Flock etc.) are introducing 'harvesting' all kinds of additional data as you pass, including tire pressure sensors and wifi fitness devices.
Today, I learned there is a field called #teledildonics .
Then I began laughing uncontrollably.
The headline "Cop uses <Surveillance Tool> to search ex wife's wifi enabled dildo" will be a riot.
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Lockpicking Lawyer: *posts a video about getting into his wife's furry fanny*
Me: Hold my "Easy Entry" lock lube...
The lock: 😳
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For those interested: this is the "Dinner Jacket" jiggler from Red Team Tools, being pounded by the "Lapis" two-way dildo from Lovense, with smooth insertion (into a tight keyway) provided by "Easy Entry" Teflon lock lube.
#AlicePics #RedTeamTools #AprilFools #Locksport #Teledildonics #AccessibilityIsHotAF #AltText
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I figured I should take some time to get my doorbell rung before I costume up to pass out candy tonight.
#AltAfterDark #AlicePics #HappyHalloween #Teledildonics #SexToy #Masturbation #AccessibilityIsHotAF
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Our collective failure to implement Cockpunch over IP was a cultural mistake.
e: Oh my god! The file just goes on and on like that for 450 lines. 😱
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CW: 🔞 NSFW, full nudity, buttplug, chastity
Don't mind me, just watching porn and "vibing" while I edit my own porn.... (sneak peek of what's coming later.....)
#nsfw #trans #femboy #transnsfw #femboynsfw #porn #chastity #flatchastity #anal #buttplug #Lovense #Hush2 #teledildonics
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Sometimes things get a little frantic 😅
#AltAfterDark #AccessibilityIsHotAF #NSFW #Teledildonics #Kink #Video
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CW: 🔞 NSFW, full nudity, buttplug, chastity, EC
Good morning fedi! Time to play Minegasm! err... I mean Minecraft!
#nsfw #trans #femboy #transnsfw #femboynsfw #buttplug #teledildonics #Lovense #chastity #boobs #tits #transboobs #femboytits #Minegasm
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Ok ... I've been working on monitoring for a few weeks now, specifically tuning agents.
In my news feed a few days ago was "$AdultToyCompanyApp collecting data, &c, &c ..."
Me: Open Source your Sex Toy, Take Back your Data! All you need is RRD and Graphana!
... and the cafe got very quiet.
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Follow up poll:
Would you find it weird if a friend offered you a sex toy to borrow, so you could try out something new before buying?
(for example, a conversation about being in a long distance relationship, and they mention having an app controlled toy that works over long distance)
#Sex #kink #submissive #Teledildonics #Dominant #bdsm #SexToy #SexToys #Poll #PleaseShare #curious
Feel free to comment!
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Would you use a sex toy borrowed from a friend to try it out (assuming it's been cleaned properly)?
#Sex #kink #submissive #Teledildonics #Dominant #bdsm #SexToy #SexToy #Poll #PleaseShare #curious
Also, feel free to comment!
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CW: Long thread/6
#5yrsago Chinese spies force US-based #Uighurs into “voluntary” surveillance by threatening their families in China https://www.thedailybeast.com/chinese-police-are-spying-on-uighurson-american-soil
#5yrsago CEO-to-worker #WageGap yawns ever wider, hitting 312:1 in 2017, up by 17.6% https://www.epi.org/press/top-ceos-compensation-increased-17-6-percent-in-2017/
#5yrsago Portugal proves that# austerity doesn’t work https://www.truthdig.com/articles/let-this-be-the-end-of-austerity-once-and-for-all/
#5yrsago Big Bang: the “stupid patent” on #teledildonics has expired https://www.vice.com/en/article/ne55x8/teledildonics-patent-has-expired
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#TwitterMigration #introduction
Hello fediverse! It's Mozzie, a twenty-something #furry #transfemme software engineer hyena puppygirl, interested in #webdev and #Rust. I mostly use Discord, but am opening this acc up as a backup for the inevitable collapse of Birdsite. Love to chat about macOS, #teledildonics, #a11y, and #JavaScript.
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My link is active again, if anyone wants to control my #Lovense #Lush
#sex #kink #submissive #Teledildonics
[Lush] [23:59:59] https://c.lovense-api.com/t2/nk7jy6xg
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Finally, for the first night in months I've been able to go to bed without the fan or air conditioner on.. and my room is quiet.
Well, quiet except for the fact that I've gone to bed with my #Lovense #Lush in..
Also, come play with my #LovenseLush!
[lush] [23:59:59]
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#Teledildonics just got strange.
Chinese startup invents long-distance kissing machine https://www.theguardian.com/world/2023/mar/23/chinese-startup-invents-long-distance-kissing-machine
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CW: Teledildonics, VR, scifi BDSM, and aliens
Ran across a post from 2018 that reminds me, we haven't done nearly as much with the marriage of virtual reality and #teledildonics as we could have done, and doubtless will do in the future. Graphics here are from a noncon #BDSM #scifi comic, but there's no reason we couldn't be doing essentially this essentially now. I know people are working on it, but there's room yet for a ton of progress!
http://www.erosblog.com/2018/03/10/sci-fi-virtual-reality-double-penetration-the-mechafork/
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I... got nothing.
Perhaps something about meeting the person who can 'type' 120 words per minute.
This #Blowjob Powered #Dildo #Keyboard Is Perfect If Your Job Sucks Dick
https://www.vice.com/en/article/y3paxb/3d-printed-blowjob-powered-dildo-keyboard-gagwriter-diy -
@angusm @cstross
Prepare for an extreme influx of “Rationalists” into the field of #teledildonics… -
@buttplugio I'm always happy seeing "#Teledildonics", but particularly funny since it's from a machine.
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#AI -powered #Teledildonics is the next wave, eschewing LLMs for BBDs and TNAs.
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CW: pretty lewd, might disturb ppl who know me :3
If you are interested in helping out with ideas/contributions/testing in a #teledildonics and #buttplugio side project of mine, dm me :blobcatgiggle:
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Who here is a Lovense fan? 💋
#Lovense #Toys #SexToys #RemoteToys #LongDistanceToys #LongDistanceRelationships #LDR #Cam #Camming #Teledildonics #Poll #Polls