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  1. CW: NSFW, surveillance

    I nodded earnestly when I read that surveillance vendors (Leonard, Flock etc.) are introducing 'harvesting' all kinds of additional data as you pass, including tire pressure sensors and wifi fitness devices.

    Today, I learned there is a field called #teledildonics .

    Then I began laughing uncontrollably.

    The headline "Cop uses <Surveillance Tool> to search ex wife's wifi enabled dildo" will be a riot.

  2. CW: NSFW, surveillance

    I nodded earnestly when I read that surveillance vendors (Leonard, Flock etc.) are introducing 'harvesting' all kinds of additional data as you pass, including tire pressure sensors and wifi fitness devices.

    Today, I learned there is a field called #teledildonics .

    Then I began laughing uncontrollably.

    The headline "Cop uses <Surveillance Tool> to search ex wife's wifi enabled dildo" will be a riot.

  3. CW: NSFW, surveillance

    I nodded earnestly when I read that surveillance vendors (Leonard, Flock etc.) are introducing 'harvesting' all kinds of additional data as you pass, including tire pressure sensors and wifi fitness devices.

    Today, I learned there is a field called #teledildonics .

    Then I began laughing uncontrollably.

    The headline "Cop uses <Surveillance Tool> to search ex wife's wifi enabled dildo" will be a riot.

  4. CW: NSFW, surveillance

    I nodded earnestly when I read that surveillance vendors (Leonard, Flock etc.) are introducing 'harvesting' all kinds of additional data as you pass, including tire pressure sensors and wifi fitness devices.

    Today, I learned there is a field called #teledildonics .

    Then I began laughing uncontrollably.

    The headline "Cop uses <Surveillance Tool> to search ex wife's wifi enabled dildo" will be a riot.

  5. CW: NSFW, surveillance

    I nodded earnestly when I read that surveillance vendors (Leonard, Flock etc.) are introducing 'harvesting' all kinds of additional data as you pass, including tire pressure sensors and wifi fitness devices.

    Today, I learned there is a field called #teledildonics .

    Then I began laughing uncontrollably.

    The headline "Cop uses <Surveillance Tool> to search ex wife's wifi enabled dildo" will be a riot.

  6. Lockpicking Lawyer: *posts a video about getting into his wife's furry fanny*

    Me: Hold my "Easy Entry" lock lube...

    The lock: 😳

    ---

    For those interested: this is the "Dinner Jacket" jiggler from Red Team Tools, being pounded by the "Lapis" two-way dildo from Lovense, with smooth insertion (into a tight keyway) provided by "Easy Entry" Teflon lock lube.

    #AlicePics #RedTeamTools #AprilFools #Locksport #Teledildonics #AccessibilityIsHotAF #AltText

  7. Lockpicking Lawyer: *posts a video about getting into his wife's furry fanny*

    Me: Hold my "Easy Entry" lock lube...

    The lock: 😳

    ---

    For those interested: this is the "Dinner Jacket" jiggler from Red Team Tools, being pounded by the "Lapis" two-way dildo from Lovense, with smooth insertion (into a tight keyway) provided by "Easy Entry" Teflon lock lube.

    #AlicePics #RedTeamTools #AprilFools #Locksport #Teledildonics #AccessibilityIsHotAF #AltText

  8. Lockpicking Lawyer: *posts a video about getting into his wife's furry fanny*

    Me: Hold my "Easy Entry" lock lube...

    The lock: 😳

    ---

    For those interested: this is the "Dinner Jacket" jiggler from Red Team Tools, being pounded by the "Lapis" two-way dildo from Lovense, with smooth insertion (into a tight keyway) provided by "Easy Entry" Teflon lock lube.

    #AlicePics #RedTeamTools #AprilFools #Locksport #Teledildonics #AccessibilityIsHotAF #AltText

  9. Lockpicking Lawyer: *posts a video about getting into his wife's furry fanny*

    Me: Hold my "Easy Entry" lock lube...

    The lock: 😳

    ---

    For those interested: this is the "Dinner Jacket" jiggler from Red Team Tools, being pounded by the "Lapis" two-way dildo from Lovense, with smooth insertion (into a tight keyway) provided by "Easy Entry" Teflon lock lube.

    #AlicePics #RedTeamTools #AprilFools #Locksport #Teledildonics #AccessibilityIsHotAF #AltText

  10. Lockpicking Lawyer: *posts a video about getting into his wife's furry fanny*

    Me: Hold my "Easy Entry" lock lube...

    The lock: 😳

    ---

    For those interested: this is the "Dinner Jacket" jiggler from Red Team Tools, being pounded by the "Lapis" two-way dildo from Lovense, with smooth insertion (into a tight keyway) provided by "Easy Entry" Teflon lock lube.

    #AlicePics #RedTeamTools #AprilFools #Locksport #Teledildonics #AccessibilityIsHotAF #AltText

  11. @josephholsten

    Our collective failure to implement Cockpunch over IP was a cultural mistake.

    #TeleDildonics

    e: Oh my god! The file just goes on and on like that for 450 lines. 😱

  12. @josephholsten

    Our collective failure to implement Cockpunch over IP was a cultural mistake.

    #TeleDildonics

    e: Oh my god! The file just goes on and on like that for 450 lines. 😱

  13. @josephholsten

    Our collective failure to implement Cockpunch over IP was a cultural mistake.

    e: Oh my god! The file just goes on and on like that for 450 lines. 😱

  14. @josephholsten

    Our collective failure to implement Cockpunch over IP was a cultural mistake.

    #TeleDildonics

    e: Oh my god! The file just goes on and on like that for 450 lines. 😱

  15. @josephholsten

    Our collective failure to implement Cockpunch over IP was a cultural mistake.

    #TeleDildonics

    e: Oh my god! The file just goes on and on like that for 450 lines. 😱

  16. CW: 🔞 NSFW, full nudity, buttplug, chastity

    Don't mind me, just watching porn and "vibing" while I edit my own porn.... (sneak peek of what's coming later.....)

    #nsfw #trans #femboy #transnsfw #femboynsfw #porn #chastity #flatchastity #anal #buttplug #Lovense #Hush2 #teledildonics

  17. CW: 🔞 NSFW, full nudity, buttplug, chastity

    Don't mind me, just watching porn and "vibing" while I edit my own porn.... (sneak peek of what's coming later.....)

    #nsfw #trans #femboy #transnsfw #femboynsfw #porn #chastity #flatchastity #anal #buttplug #Lovense #Hush2 #teledildonics

  18. CW: 🔞 NSFW, full nudity, buttplug, chastity

    Don't mind me, just watching porn and "vibing" while I edit my own porn.... (sneak peek of what's coming later.....)

    #nsfw #trans #femboy #transnsfw #femboynsfw #porn #chastity #flatchastity #anal #buttplug #Lovense #Hush2 #teledildonics

  19. Ok ... I've been working on monitoring for a few weeks now, specifically tuning agents.

    In my news feed a few days ago was "$AdultToyCompanyApp collecting data, &c, &c ..."

    Me: Open Source your Sex Toy, Take Back your Data! All you need is RRD and Graphana!

    ... and the cafe got very quiet.

  20. Ok ... I've been working on monitoring for a few weeks now, specifically tuning agents.

    In my news feed a few days ago was "$AdultToyCompanyApp collecting data, &c, &c ..."

    Me: Open Source your Sex Toy, Take Back your Data! All you need is RRD and Graphana!

    ... and the cafe got very quiet.

    #TeleDildonics

  21. Ok ... I've been working on monitoring for a few weeks now, specifically tuning agents.

    In my news feed a few days ago was "$AdultToyCompanyApp collecting data, &c, &c ..."

    Me: Open Source your Sex Toy, Take Back your Data! All you need is RRD and Graphana!

    ... and the cafe got very quiet.

    #TeleDildonics

  22. Ok ... I've been working on monitoring for a few weeks now, specifically tuning agents.

    In my news feed a few days ago was "$AdultToyCompanyApp collecting data, &c, &c ..."

    Me: Open Source your Sex Toy, Take Back your Data! All you need is RRD and Graphana!

    ... and the cafe got very quiet.

    #TeleDildonics

  23. Gonna be delving into #Teledildonics soon enough 👀

    Can't wait to build my #OSSM

  24. Follow up poll:

    Would you find it weird if a friend offered you a sex toy to borrow, so you could try out something new before buying?

    (for example, a conversation about being in a long distance relationship, and they mention having an app controlled toy that works over long distance)

    #Sex #kink #submissive #Teledildonics #Dominant #bdsm #SexToy #SexToys #Poll #PleaseShare #curious

    Feel free to comment!

  25. Follow up poll:

    Would you find it weird if a friend offered you a sex toy to borrow, so you could try out something new before buying?

    (for example, a conversation about being in a long distance relationship, and they mention having an app controlled toy that works over long distance)

    #Sex #kink #submissive #Teledildonics #Dominant #bdsm #SexToy #SexToys #Poll #PleaseShare #curious

    Feel free to comment!

  26. Follow up poll:

    Would you find it weird if a friend offered you a sex toy to borrow, so you could try out something new before buying?

    (for example, a conversation about being in a long distance relationship, and they mention having an app controlled toy that works over long distance)

    #Sex #kink #submissive #Teledildonics #Dominant #bdsm #SexToy #SexToys #Poll #PleaseShare #curious

    Feel free to comment!

  27. Follow up poll:

    Would you find it weird if a friend offered you a sex toy to borrow, so you could try out something new before buying?

    (for example, a conversation about being in a long distance relationship, and they mention having an app controlled toy that works over long distance)

    #Sex #kink #submissive #Teledildonics #Dominant #bdsm #SexToy #SexToys #Poll #PleaseShare #curious

    Feel free to comment!

  28. Follow up poll:

    Would you find it weird if a friend offered you a sex toy to borrow, so you could try out something new before buying?

    (for example, a conversation about being in a long distance relationship, and they mention having an app controlled toy that works over long distance)

    #Sex #kink #submissive #Teledildonics #Dominant #bdsm #SexToy #SexToys #Poll #PleaseShare #curious

    Feel free to comment!

  29. Would you use a sex toy borrowed from a friend to try it out (assuming it's been cleaned properly)?

    #Sex #kink #submissive #Teledildonics #Dominant #bdsm #SexToy #SexToy #Poll #PleaseShare #curious

    Also, feel free to comment!

  30. Would you use a sex toy borrowed from a friend to try it out (assuming it's been cleaned properly)?

    #Sex #kink #submissive #Teledildonics #Dominant #bdsm #SexToy #SexToy #Poll #PleaseShare #curious

    Also, feel free to comment!

  31. Would you use a sex toy borrowed from a friend to try it out (assuming it's been cleaned properly)?

    #Sex #kink #submissive #Teledildonics #Dominant #bdsm #SexToy #SexToy #Poll #PleaseShare #curious

    Also, feel free to comment!

  32. Would you use a sex toy borrowed from a friend to try it out (assuming it's been cleaned properly)?

    #Sex #kink #submissive #Teledildonics #Dominant #bdsm #SexToy #SexToy #Poll #PleaseShare #curious

    Also, feel free to comment!

  33. Would you use a sex toy borrowed from a friend to try it out (assuming it's been cleaned properly)?

    #Sex #kink #submissive #Teledildonics #Dominant #bdsm #SexToy #SexToy #Poll #PleaseShare #curious

    Also, feel free to comment!