#tek23 — Public Fediverse posts

In honour of my return from #tek23, I gathered up my collection of elephpants to share with you. I am looking to trade some of the doubles so let me know. 1/X

Just about to set off on the drive back to the Fortress of Grumpitude. Had an awesome time at #tek23 seeing old friends and making some new ones.

I’m not about to eat some hot dogs.

Wait, yes I am. #tek23 #PHPTek #Wurstcon

Time to close out #tek23 with @dragonmantank opining on community.

Glad #phptek is back for the first time since 2019, and back in Chicago for the first time since 2015. Props to @john and @eric for an excellent conference. I'll absolutely be back next year.

I’m not about to give a talk on UUIDs in the ballroom #tek23 #PHPTek

Thanks to everyone who attended my #tek23 talk on REST and API design patterns! I've linked my slides from https://joind.in/talk/150cb; leave a review while you're there! #phptek

Thank you to everyone who came out to my open mic…err, talk on #ContinuousIntegration at #tek23 this morning!

As promised, here’s the link to my slides: https://stevegrunwell.com/slides/intro-to-ci-cd

Please remember to leave your feedback: https://joind.in/talk/8f583

#PHPTek

Watching @funkatron talk about how the PHP community saved him and allowed him to come back and join us. Disappointed but not surprised at how few people are here to watch my friend share such a personal thing #tek23

I’m not the one with the potty mouth #tek23

Just about time to talk about dependency injection at #pkptek #tek23. Let's do this.

Shoutout to Yannick for winning the #mtgphp belt at #tek23

So, I realized that my example "PSR-11 container in a 280-character tweet", for my #tek23 talk tomorrow, wasn't compliant with PSR-11 2.0. Fixed that below:

Later edited to fix a bug in has().

class Container implements Psr\Container\ContainerInterface{
 private $s=[];
 function __set($k,$c){$this->s[$k]=$c;}
 function __get($k){return $this->s($k)($this);}
 function get(string $k){return $this->s[$k]($this);}
 function has(string $k):bool{return isset($this->s[$k]);}
}

“It’s how our reptilian developer brains work: we see a problem and we immediately start thinking how to code it.” — @cassell #tek23

We’re halfway through the first day of #tek23!

What’s the best thing you’ve learned so far?

It has been a while since I spotted one of these in the wild, thanks to Yannick Voyer for sharing! #tek23

It's lunchtime at #tek23!

I have 5 paper copies of “The Complementary PHP Testing Tools Cookbook” with me at #tek23 — track me down and I can give you a signed copy in exchange for a $10 donation to OSMI.

This episode of the old /dev/hell podcast is where stuff started that led to OSMI becoming a thing http://devhell.info/post/2012-06-18/whack-job-central/ #tek23

If you're using HTTP-only rather than HTTPS for your web endpoints, stop. Get HTTPS set up. It's free via LetsEncrypt. - Keith Casey #tek23

Talking OAuth at #tek23 with Keith Casey.

Nice thing about not organizing a conference (Tek is the first US PHP conference I've attended without organizing since Feb 2020) is you can attend a full talk :)

Dunno what it took to do this, but the conference WiFi at #tek23 is pretty solid so far. Nicely done, @eric / @john

Sounds like #tek23 is kicking off. In what seems like the distant past, #phptek used to be my/our busiest time of year. That was fun for a bit, but I’m glad it’s in someone else’s hands. (-:

Wow, a shoutout to MojoLive #tek23

We're underway at #tek23 with @tjlytle providing an opening keynote. Good to be back in Chicago.

Morning everyone, let’s have a great first day of #tek23!

Unrelated, here’s a picture of someone who is not me.

I’m neither of these beautiful people #tek23

This isn’t me #tek23