#teenytinytomcruise — Public Fediverse posts

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingMovieNightNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews, with #Movies...

#WhateverHappenedTo: #BlockbusterVideo...

#TeenyTinyTomCruise must have #KilledIT; because #AquamanIsANoob...

There shall be #ChristmasChocolates; even though #IT's #NotChristmas and #ChristmasIsBullcrap...

#IT's a #Prophecy...

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingMovieNightNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews, with #Movies...

#WhateverHappenedTo: #BlockbusterVideo...

#TeenyTinyTomCruise must have #KilledIT; because #AquamanIsANoob...

There shall be #ChristmasChocolates; even though #IT's #NotChristmas and #ChristmasIsBullcrap...

#IT's a #Prophecy...

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingMovieNightNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews, with #Movies...

#WhateverHappenedTo: #BlockbusterVideo...

#TeenyTinyTomCruise must have #KilledIT; because #AquamanIsANoob...

There shall be #ChristmasChocolates; even though #IT's #NotChristmas and #ChristmasIsBullcrap...

#IT's a #Prophecy...

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingMovieNightNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews, with #Movies...

#WhateverHappenedTo: #BlockbusterVideo...

#TeenyTinyTomCruise must have #KilledIT; because #AquamanIsANoob...

There shall be #ChristmasChocolates; even though #IT's #NotChristmas and #ChristmasIsBullcrap...

#IT's a #Prophecy...

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On the #Upside; my #RomanCatholicMother did get to meet #CameronDiaz when she and #TeenyTinyTomCruise were #Filming for #KnightAndDay in #Sevilla...

They were #Staying at the #AlfonsoXIII, #Hotel; #IT was #VeryNice...

#IT's #StillVeryNice... | #TrueFacts

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On the #Upside; my #RomanCatholicMother did get to meet #CameronDiaz when she and #TeenyTinyTomCruise were #Filming for #KnightAndDay in #Sevilla...

They were #Staying at the #AlfonsoXIII, #Hotel; #IT was #VeryNice...

#IT's #StillVeryNice... | #TrueFacts

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On the #Upside; my #RomanCatholicMother did get to meet #CameronDiaz when she and #TeenyTinyTomCruise were #Filming for #KnightAndDay in #Sevilla...

They were #Staying at the #AlfonsoXIII, #Hotel; #IT was #VeryNice...

#IT's #StillVeryNice... | #TrueFacts

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On the #Upside; my #RomanCatholicMother did get to meet #CameronDiaz when she and #TeenyTinyTomCruise were #Filming for #KnightAndDay in #Sevilla...

They were #Staying at the #AlfonsoXIII, #Hotel; #IT was #VeryNice...

#IT's #StillVeryNice... | #TrueFacts

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@tswerts (@selzero @MishaVanMollusq)

#HonestlyTruly: I've #NeverSeen #KnightAndDay...

There are #Plenty of #OtherMovies with #CameronDiaz in that don't have #TeenyTinyTomCruise...

I make a #ConsciousEffort to #AvoidAnything with #TeenyTinyTomCruise in #IT...

The #CheekyLittleTantrumMonkey that #TeenyTinyTomCruise is... #MisterDen refuses to #StraightSplain his #MostlyGayMovies to me; especially the ones with #Running in them...

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@selzero (@[email protected])

#TeenyTinyTomCruise is a #TaxFraud; did you #NotKnowThat, #MisterDen...?

I'm just #ManagingExpectations... | #KittensAreStoopid

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#OwlKitty: Top Gun with a Cat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3rQ3328Tok

#Meanwhile...

The #MicrosoftStore is #BusilyRecommending #Stuff I've #AlreadyGot... That #ITKnows I've #AlreadyGot; but #IT #RecommendsIT #Anyway...

#WhatsThatAllAbout...?!

#BTW: Is there a #SingleMovie with #MattDamon in that you wouldn't #Prefer to see #MarkWahlberg in... They're #MoreOrLess #TheSamePersons...? But #MarkWahlberg is #Better...

#TheUsual #ConscientiousObjection to #TeenyTinyTomCruise was #OnlyLifted for #Magnolia because #HisCharacter was #SoThoroughlyLoathsome he seemed #Made for #TheRôle... #Shame about all the #TaxFraud, aye...

#NeverNeverMind...

#IT's #OnlyTheMovies...

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#HonestlyTruly: I've #NeverSeen #KnightAndDay...

There are #Plenty of #OtherMovies with #CameronDiaz in that don't have #TeenyTinyTomCruise...

I make a #ConsciousEffort to #AvoidAnything with #TeenyTinyTomCruise in #IT...

The #CheekyLittleTantrumMonkey that #TeenyTinyTomCruise is... #NoOne will #StraightSplain his #MostlyGayMovies to me; especially the ones with #Running in them...

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