#techwizards — Public Fediverse posts

Ah yes, because what we all need is yet another cloud-based wizardry 🧙‍♂️ to turn our "Linear tickets" into "shipped PRs" like a magician pulling rabbits 🐇 out of a hat. Powered by Claude and Codex, one can only marvel at the relentless pursuit of automating tasks nobody asked for using tools nobody understands. 🚀🌩️
https://github.com/besimple-oss/broccoli #cloudautomation #techwizards #softwaredevelopment #taskautomation #innovation #HackerNews #ngated

Ah yes, because what we all need is yet another cloud-based wizardry 🧙‍♂️ to turn our "Linear tickets" into "shipped PRs" like a magician pulling rabbits 🐇 out of a hat. Powered by Claude and Codex, one can only marvel at the relentless pursuit of automating tasks nobody asked for using tools nobody understands. 🚀🌩️
https://github.com/besimple-oss/broccoli #cloudautomation #techwizards #softwaredevelopment #taskautomation #innovation #HackerNews #ngated

Ah yes, because what we all need is yet another cloud-based wizardry 🧙‍♂️ to turn our "Linear tickets" into "shipped PRs" like a magician pulling rabbits 🐇 out of a hat. Powered by Claude and Codex, one can only marvel at the relentless pursuit of automating tasks nobody asked for using tools nobody understands. 🚀🌩️
https://github.com/besimple-oss/broccoli #cloudautomation #techwizards #softwaredevelopment #taskautomation #innovation #HackerNews #ngated

Ah yes, because what we all need is yet another cloud-based wizardry 🧙‍♂️ to turn our "Linear tickets" into "shipped PRs" like a magician pulling rabbits 🐇 out of a hat. Powered by Claude and Codex, one can only marvel at the relentless pursuit of automating tasks nobody asked for using tools nobody understands. 🚀🌩️
https://github.com/besimple-oss/broccoli #cloudautomation #techwizards #softwaredevelopment #taskautomation #innovation #HackerNews #ngated

Ah yes, because what we all need is yet another cloud-based wizardry 🧙‍♂️ to turn our "Linear tickets" into "shipped PRs" like a magician pulling rabbits 🐇 out of a hat. Powered by Claude and Codex, one can only marvel at the relentless pursuit of automating tasks nobody asked for using tools nobody understands. 🚀🌩️
https://github.com/besimple-oss/broccoli #cloudautomation #techwizards #softwaredevelopment #taskautomation #innovation #HackerNews #ngated

Ah, the modern-day #odyssey of setting up #Ollama and #Gemma 4 26B on a Mac mini. 🤓🚀 Watch in awe as tech wizards fiddle endlessly with autostart and preload like it's an Olympic sport, while mere mortals can only dream of navigating GitHub's Labyrinth of Windows. 🖥️🔄
https://gist.github.com/greenstevester/fc49b4e60a4fef9effc79066c1033ae5 #MacMini #TechWizards #GitHub #HackerNews #ngated

Ah, the modern-day #odyssey of setting up #Ollama and #Gemma 4 26B on a Mac mini. 🤓🚀 Watch in awe as tech wizards fiddle endlessly with autostart and preload like it's an Olympic sport, while mere mortals can only dream of navigating GitHub's Labyrinth of Windows. 🖥️🔄
https://gist.github.com/greenstevester/fc49b4e60a4fef9effc79066c1033ae5 #MacMini #TechWizards #GitHub #HackerNews #ngated

Ah, the modern-day #odyssey of setting up #Ollama and #Gemma 4 26B on a Mac mini. 🤓🚀 Watch in awe as tech wizards fiddle endlessly with autostart and preload like it's an Olympic sport, while mere mortals can only dream of navigating GitHub's Labyrinth of Windows. 🖥️🔄
https://gist.github.com/greenstevester/fc49b4e60a4fef9effc79066c1033ae5 #MacMini #TechWizards #GitHub #HackerNews #ngated

Ah, the modern-day #odyssey of setting up #Ollama and #Gemma 4 26B on a Mac mini. 🤓🚀 Watch in awe as tech wizards fiddle endlessly with autostart and preload like it's an Olympic sport, while mere mortals can only dream of navigating GitHub's Labyrinth of Windows. 🖥️🔄
https://gist.github.com/greenstevester/fc49b4e60a4fef9effc79066c1033ae5 #MacMini #TechWizards #GitHub #HackerNews #ngated

Ah, the modern-day #odyssey of setting up #Ollama and #Gemma 4 26B on a Mac mini. 🤓🚀 Watch in awe as tech wizards fiddle endlessly with autostart and preload like it's an Olympic sport, while mere mortals can only dream of navigating GitHub's Labyrinth of Windows. 🖥️🔄
https://gist.github.com/greenstevester/fc49b4e60a4fef9effc79066c1033ae5 #MacMini #TechWizards #GitHub #HackerNews #ngated

Breaking news: tech wizards discover glitch in Apple Matrix! 😱 Users can now *gasp* block upgrade alerts! Because nothing screams "productive" like spending hours avoiding a notification. 🙄 #RebelAgainstTechInnovations
https://robservatory.com/block-the-upgrade-to-tahoe-alerts-and-system-settings-indicator/ #BreakingNews #TechWizards #AppleMatrix #UpgradeAlerts #ProductivityHack #HackerNews #ngated

Breaking news: tech wizards discover glitch in Apple Matrix! 😱 Users can now *gasp* block upgrade alerts! Because nothing screams "productive" like spending hours avoiding a notification. 🙄 #RebelAgainstTechInnovations
https://robservatory.com/block-the-upgrade-to-tahoe-alerts-and-system-settings-indicator/ #BreakingNews #TechWizards #AppleMatrix #UpgradeAlerts #ProductivityHack #HackerNews #ngated

Breaking news: tech wizards discover glitch in Apple Matrix! 😱 Users can now *gasp* block upgrade alerts! Because nothing screams "productive" like spending hours avoiding a notification. 🙄 #RebelAgainstTechInnovations
https://robservatory.com/block-the-upgrade-to-tahoe-alerts-and-system-settings-indicator/ #BreakingNews #TechWizards #AppleMatrix #UpgradeAlerts #ProductivityHack #HackerNews #ngated

Breaking news: tech wizards discover glitch in Apple Matrix! 😱 Users can now *gasp* block upgrade alerts! Because nothing screams "productive" like spending hours avoiding a notification. 🙄 #RebelAgainstTechInnovations
https://robservatory.com/block-the-upgrade-to-tahoe-alerts-and-system-settings-indicator/ #BreakingNews #TechWizards #AppleMatrix #UpgradeAlerts #ProductivityHack #HackerNews #ngated

😂 Ah, the age-old dream of a programmer-free utopia, where mythical code fairies do all the work! 🚀 Clearly, the history of software is just one long joke about eliminating programmers that we keep failing to get. 🤖 Keep trying, tech wizards, maybe the 100th attempt will finally stick! 🧙‍♂️
https://www.ivanturkovic.com/2026/01/22/history-software-simplification-cobol-ai-hype/ #programmerUtopia #codeFairies #techHumor #softwareHistory #codingJokes #techWizards #HackerNews #ngated

😂 Ah, the age-old dream of a programmer-free utopia, where mythical code fairies do all the work! 🚀 Clearly, the history of software is just one long joke about eliminating programmers that we keep failing to get. 🤖 Keep trying, tech wizards, maybe the 100th attempt will finally stick! 🧙‍♂️
https://www.ivanturkovic.com/2026/01/22/history-software-simplification-cobol-ai-hype/ #programmerUtopia #codeFairies #techHumor #softwareHistory #codingJokes #techWizards #HackerNews #ngated

😂 Ah, the age-old dream of a programmer-free utopia, where mythical code fairies do all the work! 🚀 Clearly, the history of software is just one long joke about eliminating programmers that we keep failing to get. 🤖 Keep trying, tech wizards, maybe the 100th attempt will finally stick! 🧙‍♂️
https://www.ivanturkovic.com/2026/01/22/history-software-simplification-cobol-ai-hype/ #programmerUtopia #codeFairies #techHumor #softwareHistory #codingJokes #techWizards #HackerNews #ngated

😂 Ah, the age-old dream of a programmer-free utopia, where mythical code fairies do all the work! 🚀 Clearly, the history of software is just one long joke about eliminating programmers that we keep failing to get. 🤖 Keep trying, tech wizards, maybe the 100th attempt will finally stick! 🧙‍♂️
https://www.ivanturkovic.com/2026/01/22/history-software-simplification-cobol-ai-hype/ #programmerUtopia #codeFairies #techHumor #softwareHistory #codingJokes #techWizards #HackerNews #ngated

🚀🤹‍♂️ "Performance Hints" where tech wizards Jeff and Sanjay try to unravel the mysteries of making code faster, because the magic of Google can't handle a few extra milliseconds 🕒. With tips only slightly more useful than a chocolate teapot 🍫☕, they add another chapter to their endless manual of "how to make the obvious complicated."
https://abseil.io/fast/hints.html #PerformanceHints #CodeOptimization #TechWizards #GoogleSpeed #SoftwareDevelopment #ChocolateTeapot #HackerNews #ngated

🚀🤹‍♂️ "Performance Hints" where tech wizards Jeff and Sanjay try to unravel the mysteries of making code faster, because the magic of Google can't handle a few extra milliseconds 🕒. With tips only slightly more useful than a chocolate teapot 🍫☕, they add another chapter to their endless manual of "how to make the obvious complicated."
https://abseil.io/fast/hints.html #PerformanceHints #CodeOptimization #TechWizards #GoogleSpeed #SoftwareDevelopment #ChocolateTeapot #HackerNews #ngated

🚀🤹‍♂️ "Performance Hints" where tech wizards Jeff and Sanjay try to unravel the mysteries of making code faster, because the magic of Google can't handle a few extra milliseconds 🕒. With tips only slightly more useful than a chocolate teapot 🍫☕, they add another chapter to their endless manual of "how to make the obvious complicated."
https://abseil.io/fast/hints.html #PerformanceHints #CodeOptimization #TechWizards #GoogleSpeed #SoftwareDevelopment #ChocolateTeapot #HackerNews #ngated

🚀🤹‍♂️ "Performance Hints" where tech wizards Jeff and Sanjay try to unravel the mysteries of making code faster, because the magic of Google can't handle a few extra milliseconds 🕒. With tips only slightly more useful than a chocolate teapot 🍫☕, they add another chapter to their endless manual of "how to make the obvious complicated."
https://abseil.io/fast/hints.html #PerformanceHints #CodeOptimization #TechWizards #GoogleSpeed #SoftwareDevelopment #ChocolateTeapot #HackerNews #ngated

🚀 Gather 'round, tech wizards! A #groundbreaking revelation just in: #Oxide *might* use those fancy #LLMs, but hold your applause. Endless paragraphs later, we learn the real truth: the landscape is "shifting"—a.k.a. they have no idea what they're doing. 🤯 #Innovation?
https://rfd.shared.oxide.computer/rfd/0576 #TechWizards #Innovation #News #HackerNews #ngated

🚀 Gather 'round, tech wizards! A #groundbreaking revelation just in: #Oxide *might* use those fancy #LLMs, but hold your applause. Endless paragraphs later, we learn the real truth: the landscape is "shifting"—a.k.a. they have no idea what they're doing. 🤯 #Innovation?
https://rfd.shared.oxide.computer/rfd/0576 #TechWizards #Innovation #News #HackerNews #ngated

🚀 Gather 'round, tech wizards! A #groundbreaking revelation just in: #Oxide *might* use those fancy #LLMs, but hold your applause. Endless paragraphs later, we learn the real truth: the landscape is "shifting"—a.k.a. they have no idea what they're doing. 🤯 #Innovation?
https://rfd.shared.oxide.computer/rfd/0576 #TechWizards #Innovation #News #HackerNews #ngated

🚀 Gather 'round, tech wizards! A #groundbreaking revelation just in: #Oxide *might* use those fancy #LLMs, but hold your applause. Endless paragraphs later, we learn the real truth: the landscape is "shifting"—a.k.a. they have no idea what they're doing. 🤯 #Innovation?
https://rfd.shared.oxide.computer/rfd/0576 #TechWizards #Innovation #News #HackerNews #ngated

🚀 Oh joy, another riveting study on #AI by a group of self-proclaimed tech wizards, dissecting 100T tokens just to tell us what we already know: people use AI differently in different places. 🌍 Clearly, we needed a 30-page manifesto to uncover such groundbreaking insights. 📚😂
https://openrouter.ai/state-of-ai #Research #TechWizards #GroundbreakingInsights #GlobalUsage #100Tokens #HackerNews #ngated

🚀 Oh joy, another riveting study on #AI by a group of self-proclaimed tech wizards, dissecting 100T tokens just to tell us what we already know: people use AI differently in different places. 🌍 Clearly, we needed a 30-page manifesto to uncover such groundbreaking insights. 📚😂
https://openrouter.ai/state-of-ai #Research #TechWizards #GroundbreakingInsights #GlobalUsage #100Tokens #HackerNews #ngated

🚀 Oh joy, another riveting study on #AI by a group of self-proclaimed tech wizards, dissecting 100T tokens just to tell us what we already know: people use AI differently in different places. 🌍 Clearly, we needed a 30-page manifesto to uncover such groundbreaking insights. 📚😂
https://openrouter.ai/state-of-ai #Research #TechWizards #GroundbreakingInsights #GlobalUsage #100Tokens #HackerNews #ngated

🚀 Oh joy, another riveting study on #AI by a group of self-proclaimed tech wizards, dissecting 100T tokens just to tell us what we already know: people use AI differently in different places. 🌍 Clearly, we needed a 30-page manifesto to uncover such groundbreaking insights. 📚😂
https://openrouter.ai/state-of-ai #Research #TechWizards #GroundbreakingInsights #GlobalUsage #100Tokens #HackerNews #ngated

🎵 Tech wizards at #Collabora finally figured out how to cast their #Bluetooth spells on #Linux, just in time for 2025! 🧙‍♂️ It only took a couple of decades and a maze of jargon to connect #headphones, proving once again that Linux is the king of almost working tech. 👑🔧
https://www.collabora.com/news-and-blog/blog/2025/11/24/implementing-bluetooth-le-audio-and-auracast-on-linux-systems/ #TechWizards #AlmostWorking #HackerNews #ngated

🎵 Tech wizards at #Collabora finally figured out how to cast their #Bluetooth spells on #Linux, just in time for 2025! 🧙‍♂️ It only took a couple of decades and a maze of jargon to connect #headphones, proving once again that Linux is the king of almost working tech. 👑🔧
https://www.collabora.com/news-and-blog/blog/2025/11/24/implementing-bluetooth-le-audio-and-auracast-on-linux-systems/ #TechWizards #AlmostWorking #HackerNews #ngated

🎵 Tech wizards at #Collabora finally figured out how to cast their #Bluetooth spells on #Linux, just in time for 2025! 🧙‍♂️ It only took a couple of decades and a maze of jargon to connect #headphones, proving once again that Linux is the king of almost working tech. 👑🔧
https://www.collabora.com/news-and-blog/blog/2025/11/24/implementing-bluetooth-le-audio-and-auracast-on-linux-systems/ #TechWizards #AlmostWorking #HackerNews #ngated

🎵 Tech wizards at #Collabora finally figured out how to cast their #Bluetooth spells on #Linux, just in time for 2025! 🧙‍♂️ It only took a couple of decades and a maze of jargon to connect #headphones, proving once again that Linux is the king of almost working tech. 👑🔧
https://www.collabora.com/news-and-blog/blog/2025/11/24/implementing-bluetooth-le-audio-and-auracast-on-linux-systems/ #TechWizards #AlmostWorking #HackerNews #ngated

⚡️Congratulations, tech wizards! You can now spend endless hours in a futile quest to find the *perfect* single board computer for your nerd lair. 📊 With more comparison options than you'll ever need, it's like Tinder for circuit boards! 🤖💔
https://sbc.compare/ #techwizards #singleboardcomputers #gadgetcomparison #circuitboardtinder #nerdlair #HackerNews #ngated

⚡️Congratulations, tech wizards! You can now spend endless hours in a futile quest to find the *perfect* single board computer for your nerd lair. 📊 With more comparison options than you'll ever need, it's like Tinder for circuit boards! 🤖💔
https://sbc.compare/ #techwizards #singleboardcomputers #gadgetcomparison #circuitboardtinder #nerdlair #HackerNews #ngated

⚡️Congratulations, tech wizards! You can now spend endless hours in a futile quest to find the *perfect* single board computer for your nerd lair. 📊 With more comparison options than you'll ever need, it's like Tinder for circuit boards! 🤖💔
https://sbc.compare/ #techwizards #singleboardcomputers #gadgetcomparison #circuitboardtinder #nerdlair #HackerNews #ngated

⚡️Congratulations, tech wizards! You can now spend endless hours in a futile quest to find the *perfect* single board computer for your nerd lair. 📊 With more comparison options than you'll ever need, it's like Tinder for circuit boards! 🤖💔
https://sbc.compare/ #techwizards #singleboardcomputers #gadgetcomparison #circuitboardtinder #nerdlair #HackerNews #ngated

Ah, #Bluesky, the "decentralized" network that can't even ban properly—turns out, their #protocol is as clear as mud 🌧️. Who could have guessed that an attempt to #escape #Twitter would land users in a convoluted mess? 🌀 Apparently, not even the tech wizards have decoded their own creation. 🤷‍♂️
https://plus.flux.community/p/banning-controversy-reveals-blueskys #Decentralization #Mess #TechWizards #HackerNews #ngated

Ah, #Bluesky, the "decentralized" network that can't even ban properly—turns out, their #protocol is as clear as mud 🌧️. Who could have guessed that an attempt to #escape #Twitter would land users in a convoluted mess? 🌀 Apparently, not even the tech wizards have decoded their own creation. 🤷‍♂️
https://plus.flux.community/p/banning-controversy-reveals-blueskys #Decentralization #Mess #TechWizards #HackerNews #ngated

Ah, #Bluesky, the "decentralized" network that can't even ban properly—turns out, their #protocol is as clear as mud 🌧️. Who could have guessed that an attempt to #escape #Twitter would land users in a convoluted mess? 🌀 Apparently, not even the tech wizards have decoded their own creation. 🤷‍♂️
https://plus.flux.community/p/banning-controversy-reveals-blueskys #Decentralization #Mess #TechWizards #HackerNews #ngated

Ah, #Bluesky, the "decentralized" network that can't even ban properly—turns out, their #protocol is as clear as mud 🌧️. Who could have guessed that an attempt to #escape #Twitter would land users in a convoluted mess? 🌀 Apparently, not even the tech wizards have decoded their own creation. 🤷‍♂️
https://plus.flux.community/p/banning-controversy-reveals-blueskys #Decentralization #Mess #TechWizards #HackerNews #ngated

🤖 Oh wow, another #AI that promises to be more 'efficient' than a classic #LLM, because that's exactly what we needed—an AI that can write code while you're too busy pretending to be a tech wizard on GitHub. 🚀 Meanwhile, let's all marvel at how "intelligent apps" are now being built by a series of glorified autocomplete features. 🙄
https://github.com/BICLab/SpikingBrain-7B #efficiency #coding #techwizards #intelligentapps #HackerNews #ngated

🤖 Oh wow, another #AI that promises to be more 'efficient' than a classic #LLM, because that's exactly what we needed—an AI that can write code while you're too busy pretending to be a tech wizard on GitHub. 🚀 Meanwhile, let's all marvel at how "intelligent apps" are now being built by a series of glorified autocomplete features. 🙄
https://github.com/BICLab/SpikingBrain-7B #efficiency #coding #techwizards #intelligentapps #HackerNews #ngated

🤖 Oh wow, another #AI that promises to be more 'efficient' than a classic #LLM, because that's exactly what we needed—an AI that can write code while you're too busy pretending to be a tech wizard on GitHub. 🚀 Meanwhile, let's all marvel at how "intelligent apps" are now being built by a series of glorified autocomplete features. 🙄
https://github.com/BICLab/SpikingBrain-7B #efficiency #coding #techwizards #intelligentapps #HackerNews #ngated

🤖 Oh wow, another #AI that promises to be more 'efficient' than a classic #LLM, because that's exactly what we needed—an AI that can write code while you're too busy pretending to be a tech wizard on GitHub. 🚀 Meanwhile, let's all marvel at how "intelligent apps" are now being built by a series of glorified autocomplete features. 🙄
https://github.com/BICLab/SpikingBrain-7B #efficiency #coding #techwizards #intelligentapps #HackerNews #ngated

🎉 Congratulations, tech wizards! You've finally managed to cram yet another ancient programming language into Doom Emacs. #Ada #coding with syntax highlighting, #LSP, and Alire support—because nothing screams “cutting-edge” like 1980s technology. 🚀 And remember, every line of Ada written is a small victory for #nostalgia over practicality! 🤖
https://github.com/tomekw/doom-ada #techwizards #DoomEmacs #HackerNews #ngated

🎉 Congratulations, tech wizards! You've finally managed to cram yet another ancient programming language into Doom Emacs. #Ada #coding with syntax highlighting, #LSP, and Alire support—because nothing screams “cutting-edge” like 1980s technology. 🚀 And remember, every line of Ada written is a small victory for #nostalgia over practicality! 🤖
https://github.com/tomekw/doom-ada #techwizards #DoomEmacs #HackerNews #ngated

🎉 Congratulations, tech wizards! You've finally managed to cram yet another ancient programming language into Doom Emacs. #Ada #coding with syntax highlighting, #LSP, and Alire support—because nothing screams “cutting-edge” like 1980s technology. 🚀 And remember, every line of Ada written is a small victory for #nostalgia over practicality! 🤖
https://github.com/tomekw/doom-ada #techwizards #DoomEmacs #HackerNews #ngated

🎉 Congratulations, tech wizards! You've finally managed to cram yet another ancient programming language into Doom Emacs. #Ada #coding with syntax highlighting, #LSP, and Alire support—because nothing screams “cutting-edge” like 1980s technology. 🚀 And remember, every line of Ada written is a small victory for #nostalgia over practicality! 🤖
https://github.com/tomekw/doom-ada #techwizards #DoomEmacs #HackerNews #ngated