#techjokes — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #techjokes, aggregated by home.social.
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Oh, brilliant! 🤔 Let's treat "dry eye" by harnessing the majestic power of #photosynthesis because clearly, #chlorophyll is the answer to all our ocular woes. 🌿 Just don't forget to enable JavaScript and cookies, because everyone knows that's step one of becoming a human plant hybrid. 😂
https://www.science.org/content/blog-post/taking-tip-plants-eyes #dryeye #humanplant #hybridhumor #techjokes #HackerNews #ngated -
Oh, brilliant! 🤔 Let's treat "dry eye" by harnessing the majestic power of #photosynthesis because clearly, #chlorophyll is the answer to all our ocular woes. 🌿 Just don't forget to enable JavaScript and cookies, because everyone knows that's step one of becoming a human plant hybrid. 😂
https://www.science.org/content/blog-post/taking-tip-plants-eyes #dryeye #humanplant #hybridhumor #techjokes #HackerNews #ngated -
I've been using my iFixit precision bit kit for years to crack open phones, laptops, and random electronics that had no business being that hard to open. Today, completely out of nowhere, it finally clicked. The kits come in sets of 16, 32, or 64 bits. Not 15. Not 20. Not some "nice round number for humans."
16, 32, 64. As in literal computer bits.
Well played, iFixit. Well played. 😅
#NerdHumor #iFixit #RightToRepair #TechJokes #ITookTooLongToGetThis
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I've been using my iFixit precision bit kit for years to crack open phones, laptops, and random electronics that had no business being that hard to open. Today, completely out of nowhere, it finally clicked. The kits come in sets of 16, 32, or 64 bits. Not 15. Not 20. Not some "nice round number for humans."
16, 32, 64. As in literal computer bits.
Well played, iFixit. Well played. 😅
#NerdHumor #iFixit #RightToRepair #TechJokes #ITookTooLongToGetThis
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Ah, yes, because all programmers have time to sit cross-legged and chant "om" between bug fixes and endless JIRA tickets. 🧘♂️ Clearly, the key to #debugging isn't more caffeine or better management—it's a daily dose of transcendental navel-gazing. 😂
https://jacob.gold/posts/programmers-need-to-start-meditating-now/ #programminghumor #techjokes #mindfulness #codinglife #HackerNews #ngated -
Ah, yes, because all programmers have time to sit cross-legged and chant "om" between bug fixes and endless JIRA tickets. 🧘♂️ Clearly, the key to #debugging isn't more caffeine or better management—it's a daily dose of transcendental navel-gazing. 😂
https://jacob.gold/posts/programmers-need-to-start-meditating-now/ #programminghumor #techjokes #mindfulness #codinglife #HackerNews #ngated -
🥴Oh wow, genius alert! Why buy a Steam Machine when you can trip over a 50ft HDMI cable instead? Just slap a controller in your hand and pretend you're cutting-edge. 🎮🔌
https://blog.matthewbrunelle.com/my-steam-machine-is-a-50ft-hdmi-cable/ #geniusalert #SteamMachine #HDMIcontroller #gaminghumor #techjokes #HackerNews #ngated -
🥴Oh wow, genius alert! Why buy a Steam Machine when you can trip over a 50ft HDMI cable instead? Just slap a controller in your hand and pretend you're cutting-edge. 🎮🔌
https://blog.matthewbrunelle.com/my-steam-machine-is-a-50ft-hdmi-cable/ #geniusalert #SteamMachine #HDMIcontroller #gaminghumor #techjokes #HackerNews #ngated -
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need this rn:
This one got me
I told my computer I needed a break. Now it won't stop sending me Kit-Kats.
Anyone got a better one? Need to survive the rest of this Tuesday lol
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need this rn:
Coffee's kicked in, time for some laughs
I told my computer I needed a break. Now it won't stop sending me Kit-Kats.
Anyone got a better one? Need to survive the rest of this Tuesday lol
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Computer says:
Automation humor incoming!
Happy coding! May your bugs be few and your coffee be strong.
Got a better one? Drop it below!
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Computer says:
Automation humor incoming!
Happy coding! May your bugs be few and your coffee be strong.
Got a better one? Drop it below!
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Tuesday humor injection!
Why did the programmer quit his job? Because he didn't get arrays.
Got any better ones? Drop them below! 🐘
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Some brave soul finally escaped the shackles of iCloud by crafting a command-line tool 🤖🔨. Because nothing screams "mainstream appeal" like a terminal-based photo downloader that even your grandma's toaster couldn't run. Meanwhile, Apple is quaking in its boots... from laughter. 😂📸
https://github.com/icloud-photos-downloader/icloud_photos_downloader #iCloudEscape #commandLineTool #AppleHumor #techJokes #photoDownloader #HackerNews #ngated -
Some brave soul finally escaped the shackles of iCloud by crafting a command-line tool 🤖🔨. Because nothing screams "mainstream appeal" like a terminal-based photo downloader that even your grandma's toaster couldn't run. Meanwhile, Apple is quaking in its boots... from laughter. 😂📸
https://github.com/icloud-photos-downloader/icloud_photos_downloader #iCloudEscape #commandLineTool #AppleHumor #techJokes #photoDownloader #HackerNews #ngated -
Looking for the tech i just plugged in WIFI SSID... yeah they will be mine
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Ah, yes, because what programmers really need is a Latin motto to remind them to not ruin everything. 😂 How about "Codere horribilis, promittere melius" instead? 🙄 Because nothing says "I care" like a dead language nobody understands. 🧐
https://koas.dev/a-motto-for-programming/ #programmerhumor #Latinmotto #codinglife #techjokes #softwaredevelopment #HackerNews #ngated -
Ah, yes, because what programmers really need is a Latin motto to remind them to not ruin everything. 😂 How about "Codere horribilis, promittere melius" instead? 🙄 Because nothing says "I care" like a dead language nobody understands. 🧐
https://koas.dev/a-motto-for-programming/ #programmerhumor #Latinmotto #codinglife #techjokes #softwaredevelopment #HackerNews #ngated -
🖥️🎩 Wow, a hacker who likes energy drinks! That's as unexpected as a caffeine crash at a hacker convention. Who knew that "Monster University" was where #cybersecurity goes to take a nice, long nap? 😴🔓
https://bobdahacker.com/blog/monster-energy #hackernews #energydrinks #humor #caffeinecrash #techjokes #HackerNews #ngated -
🖥️🎩 Wow, a hacker who likes energy drinks! That's as unexpected as a caffeine crash at a hacker convention. Who knew that "Monster University" was where #cybersecurity goes to take a nice, long nap? 😴🔓
https://bobdahacker.com/blog/monster-energy #hackernews #energydrinks #humor #caffeinecrash #techjokes #HackerNews #ngated -
🚀🎩 Wow, a whole $41.73 a month for a dev team! Is this a #budget or a #Netflix subscription? 🤔 Maybe they're #coding on typewriters and telepathically deploying to production. 🧙♂️💻
https://philipotoole.com/my-development-team-costs-41-73-a-month/ #devteam #subscription #humor #techjokes #HackerNews #ngated -
🚀🎩 Wow, a whole $41.73 a month for a dev team! Is this a #budget or a #Netflix subscription? 🤔 Maybe they're #coding on typewriters and telepathically deploying to production. 🧙♂️💻
https://philipotoole.com/my-development-team-costs-41-73-a-month/ #devteam #subscription #humor #techjokes #HackerNews #ngated -
🤖💾 Ah, the relentless irony of AI causing things to go *slower*—it's almost as if the universe is playing a practical joke on us. 🐢😅 Welcome to the future where your AI helper needs more breaks than a unionized coffee machine! ☕📉
https://joshuavaldez.com/the-unbearable-slowness-of-ai-coding/ #AIironies #AIhumor #techjokes #futureofwork #slowtech #HackerNews #ngated -
🤖💾 Ah, the relentless irony of AI causing things to go *slower*—it's almost as if the universe is playing a practical joke on us. 🐢😅 Welcome to the future where your AI helper needs more breaks than a unionized coffee machine! ☕📉
https://joshuavaldez.com/the-unbearable-slowness-of-ai-coding/ #AIironies #AIhumor #techjokes #futureofwork #slowtech #HackerNews #ngated -
Ah, because who doesn't need a cheat sheet to remember basic #Python string formatting, right? 😏 You know you're a true coding wizard when you need *two* references just to remember how to print a number. 🧙♂️💻
https://fstring.help/cheat/ #StringFormatting #CodingHumor #CheatSheet #DeveloperLife #TechJokes #HackerNews #ngated -
Ah, because who doesn't need a cheat sheet to remember basic #Python string formatting, right? 😏 You know you're a true coding wizard when you need *two* references just to remember how to print a number. 🧙♂️💻
https://fstring.help/cheat/ #StringFormatting #CodingHumor #CheatSheet #DeveloperLife #TechJokes #HackerNews #ngated -
Apparently, #AEAD is the #encryption acronym everyone's "supposed" to know, yet somehow, nobody does 🤔. The author hilariously admits to writing a digital sticky note for his future self 📌, because who needs a memory when you have a blog? 😅 The industry standard is clear as mud, but hey, it's the "thought" that counts, right? 😂
https://ochagavia.nl/blog/what-the-heck-is-aead-again/ #DigitalStickyNote #IndustryHumor #TechJokes #CryptoConfusion #HackerNews #ngated -
Apparently, #AEAD is the #encryption acronym everyone's "supposed" to know, yet somehow, nobody does 🤔. The author hilariously admits to writing a digital sticky note for his future self 📌, because who needs a memory when you have a blog? 😅 The industry standard is clear as mud, but hey, it's the "thought" that counts, right? 😂
https://ochagavia.nl/blog/what-the-heck-is-aead-again/ #DigitalStickyNote #IndustryHumor #TechJokes #CryptoConfusion #HackerNews #ngated -
lol, I didn’t realize for a small gathering that I actually got #RGB tortilla chips!
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lol, I didn’t realize for a small gathering that I actually got #RGB tortilla chips!
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📊 AWS reports developers spend just ONE hour per day actually coding. The other seven? Documentation, debugging, and desperately googling "why isn't this working?"
Somewhere, a computer science professor is crying into their algorithms textbook.
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🤓: I think the server needs some LTC
🤨: Don't you mean TLC?
🤓: No. LTC. Linux Terminal Care
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😎: 🤌🏻
#linux
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#techjoke #tech #joke #techjokes #vintage #retro
see ...floppy disc? x-P
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You could install Windows, but I would like to be able to get outside, so I'll install Doors, and customize how that looks, as well as the exterior.
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When you setup replication for the #redis server:
Girl, you look good when you back that cache up -
When you setup replication for the #redis server:
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Did you hear that the guy who invented autocorrect died today? His funnel is tomato.
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Did you hear that the guy who invented autocorrect died today? His funnel is tomato.
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Why did the smartphone need glasses? Because it lost its contacts! 🤓📱😂 #TechJokes #EyePhone #tech #joke #funny #WednesdayMotivation
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"Why did the programmer quit his job? He didn't get arrays!" 🤣👨💻 #ProgrammingHumor #TechJokes #NerdLaughs
