#techjokes — Public Fediverse posts
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Oh, brilliant! 🤔 Let's treat "dry eye" by harnessing the majestic power of #photosynthesis because clearly, #chlorophyll is the answer to all our ocular woes. 🌿 Just don't forget to enable JavaScript and cookies, because everyone knows that's step one of becoming a human plant hybrid. 😂
https://www.science.org/content/blog-post/taking-tip-plants-eyes #dryeye #humanplant #hybridhumor #techjokes #HackerNews #ngated -
Oh, brilliant! 🤔 Let's treat "dry eye" by harnessing the majestic power of #photosynthesis because clearly, #chlorophyll is the answer to all our ocular woes. 🌿 Just don't forget to enable JavaScript and cookies, because everyone knows that's step one of becoming a human plant hybrid. 😂
https://www.science.org/content/blog-post/taking-tip-plants-eyes #dryeye #humanplant #hybridhumor #techjokes #HackerNews #ngated -
Oh, brilliant! 🤔 Let's treat "dry eye" by harnessing the majestic power of #photosynthesis because clearly, #chlorophyll is the answer to all our ocular woes. 🌿 Just don't forget to enable JavaScript and cookies, because everyone knows that's step one of becoming a human plant hybrid. 😂
https://www.science.org/content/blog-post/taking-tip-plants-eyes #dryeye #humanplant #hybridhumor #techjokes #HackerNews #ngated -
Oh, brilliant! 🤔 Let's treat "dry eye" by harnessing the majestic power of #photosynthesis because clearly, #chlorophyll is the answer to all our ocular woes. 🌿 Just don't forget to enable JavaScript and cookies, because everyone knows that's step one of becoming a human plant hybrid. 😂
https://www.science.org/content/blog-post/taking-tip-plants-eyes #dryeye #humanplant #hybridhumor #techjokes #HackerNews #ngated -
Oh, brilliant! 🤔 Let's treat "dry eye" by harnessing the majestic power of #photosynthesis because clearly, #chlorophyll is the answer to all our ocular woes. 🌿 Just don't forget to enable JavaScript and cookies, because everyone knows that's step one of becoming a human plant hybrid. 😂
https://www.science.org/content/blog-post/taking-tip-plants-eyes #dryeye #humanplant #hybridhumor #techjokes #HackerNews #ngated -
I've been using my iFixit precision bit kit for years to crack open phones, laptops, and random electronics that had no business being that hard to open. Today, completely out of nowhere, it finally clicked. The kits come in sets of 16, 32, or 64 bits. Not 15. Not 20. Not some "nice round number for humans."
16, 32, 64. As in literal computer bits.
Well played, iFixit. Well played. 😅
#NerdHumor #iFixit #RightToRepair #TechJokes #ITookTooLongToGetThis
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I've been using my iFixit precision bit kit for years to crack open phones, laptops, and random electronics that had no business being that hard to open. Today, completely out of nowhere, it finally clicked. The kits come in sets of 16, 32, or 64 bits. Not 15. Not 20. Not some "nice round number for humans."
16, 32, 64. As in literal computer bits.
Well played, iFixit. Well played. 😅
#NerdHumor #iFixit #RightToRepair #TechJokes #ITookTooLongToGetThis
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I've been using my iFixit precision bit kit for years to crack open phones, laptops, and random electronics that had no business being that hard to open. Today, completely out of nowhere, it finally clicked. The kits come in sets of 16, 32, or 64 bits. Not 15. Not 20. Not some "nice round number for humans."
16, 32, 64. As in literal computer bits.
Well played, iFixit. Well played. 😅
#NerdHumor #iFixit #RightToRepair #TechJokes #ITookTooLongToGetThis
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I've been using my iFixit precision bit kit for years to crack open phones, laptops, and random electronics that had no business being that hard to open. Today, completely out of nowhere, it finally clicked. The kits come in sets of 16, 32, or 64 bits. Not 15. Not 20. Not some "nice round number for humans."
16, 32, 64. As in literal computer bits.
Well played, iFixit. Well played. 😅
#NerdHumor #iFixit #RightToRepair #TechJokes #ITookTooLongToGetThis
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I've been using my iFixit precision bit kit for years to crack open phones, laptops, and random electronics that had no business being that hard to open. Today, completely out of nowhere, it finally clicked. The kits come in sets of 16, 32, or 64 bits. Not 15. Not 20. Not some "nice round number for humans."
16, 32, 64. As in literal computer bits.
Well played, iFixit. Well played. 😅
#NerdHumor #iFixit #RightToRepair #TechJokes #ITookTooLongToGetThis
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Ah, yes, because all programmers have time to sit cross-legged and chant "om" between bug fixes and endless JIRA tickets. 🧘♂️ Clearly, the key to #debugging isn't more caffeine or better management—it's a daily dose of transcendental navel-gazing. 😂
https://jacob.gold/posts/programmers-need-to-start-meditating-now/ #programminghumor #techjokes #mindfulness #codinglife #HackerNews #ngated -
Ah, yes, because all programmers have time to sit cross-legged and chant "om" between bug fixes and endless JIRA tickets. 🧘♂️ Clearly, the key to #debugging isn't more caffeine or better management—it's a daily dose of transcendental navel-gazing. 😂
https://jacob.gold/posts/programmers-need-to-start-meditating-now/ #programminghumor #techjokes #mindfulness #codinglife #HackerNews #ngated -
Ah, yes, because all programmers have time to sit cross-legged and chant "om" between bug fixes and endless JIRA tickets. 🧘♂️ Clearly, the key to #debugging isn't more caffeine or better management—it's a daily dose of transcendental navel-gazing. 😂
https://jacob.gold/posts/programmers-need-to-start-meditating-now/ #programminghumor #techjokes #mindfulness #codinglife #HackerNews #ngated -
Ah, yes, because all programmers have time to sit cross-legged and chant "om" between bug fixes and endless JIRA tickets. 🧘♂️ Clearly, the key to #debugging isn't more caffeine or better management—it's a daily dose of transcendental navel-gazing. 😂
https://jacob.gold/posts/programmers-need-to-start-meditating-now/ #programminghumor #techjokes #mindfulness #codinglife #HackerNews #ngated -
Ah, yes, because all programmers have time to sit cross-legged and chant "om" between bug fixes and endless JIRA tickets. 🧘♂️ Clearly, the key to #debugging isn't more caffeine or better management—it's a daily dose of transcendental navel-gazing. 😂
https://jacob.gold/posts/programmers-need-to-start-meditating-now/ #programminghumor #techjokes #mindfulness #codinglife #HackerNews #ngated -
🥴Oh wow, genius alert! Why buy a Steam Machine when you can trip over a 50ft HDMI cable instead? Just slap a controller in your hand and pretend you're cutting-edge. 🎮🔌
https://blog.matthewbrunelle.com/my-steam-machine-is-a-50ft-hdmi-cable/ #geniusalert #SteamMachine #HDMIcontroller #gaminghumor #techjokes #HackerNews #ngated -
🥴Oh wow, genius alert! Why buy a Steam Machine when you can trip over a 50ft HDMI cable instead? Just slap a controller in your hand and pretend you're cutting-edge. 🎮🔌
https://blog.matthewbrunelle.com/my-steam-machine-is-a-50ft-hdmi-cable/ #geniusalert #SteamMachine #HDMIcontroller #gaminghumor #techjokes #HackerNews #ngated -
🥴Oh wow, genius alert! Why buy a Steam Machine when you can trip over a 50ft HDMI cable instead? Just slap a controller in your hand and pretend you're cutting-edge. 🎮🔌
https://blog.matthewbrunelle.com/my-steam-machine-is-a-50ft-hdmi-cable/ #geniusalert #SteamMachine #HDMIcontroller #gaminghumor #techjokes #HackerNews #ngated -
🥴Oh wow, genius alert! Why buy a Steam Machine when you can trip over a 50ft HDMI cable instead? Just slap a controller in your hand and pretend you're cutting-edge. 🎮🔌
https://blog.matthewbrunelle.com/my-steam-machine-is-a-50ft-hdmi-cable/ #geniusalert #SteamMachine #HDMIcontroller #gaminghumor #techjokes #HackerNews #ngated -
🥴Oh wow, genius alert! Why buy a Steam Machine when you can trip over a 50ft HDMI cable instead? Just slap a controller in your hand and pretend you're cutting-edge. 🎮🔌
https://blog.matthewbrunelle.com/my-steam-machine-is-a-50ft-hdmi-cable/ #geniusalert #SteamMachine #HDMIcontroller #gaminghumor #techjokes #HackerNews #ngated -
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need this rn:
This one got me
I told my computer I needed a break. Now it won't stop sending me Kit-Kats.
Anyone got a better one? Need to survive the rest of this Tuesday lol
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need this rn:
Coffee's kicked in, time for some laughs
I told my computer I needed a break. Now it won't stop sending me Kit-Kats.
Anyone got a better one? Need to survive the rest of this Tuesday lol
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Computer says:
Automation humor incoming!
Happy coding! May your bugs be few and your coffee be strong.
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Happy coding! May your bugs be few and your coffee be strong.
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Automation humor incoming!
Happy coding! May your bugs be few and your coffee be strong.
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Computer says:
Automation humor incoming!
Happy coding! May your bugs be few and your coffee be strong.
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Computer says:
Automation humor incoming!
Happy coding! May your bugs be few and your coffee be strong.
Got a better one? Drop it below!
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Tuesday humor injection!
Why did the programmer quit his job? Because he didn't get arrays.
Got any better ones? Drop them below! 🐘
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Some brave soul finally escaped the shackles of iCloud by crafting a command-line tool 🤖🔨. Because nothing screams "mainstream appeal" like a terminal-based photo downloader that even your grandma's toaster couldn't run. Meanwhile, Apple is quaking in its boots... from laughter. 😂📸
https://github.com/icloud-photos-downloader/icloud_photos_downloader #iCloudEscape #commandLineTool #AppleHumor #techJokes #photoDownloader #HackerNews #ngated -
Some brave soul finally escaped the shackles of iCloud by crafting a command-line tool 🤖🔨. Because nothing screams "mainstream appeal" like a terminal-based photo downloader that even your grandma's toaster couldn't run. Meanwhile, Apple is quaking in its boots... from laughter. 😂📸
https://github.com/icloud-photos-downloader/icloud_photos_downloader #iCloudEscape #commandLineTool #AppleHumor #techJokes #photoDownloader #HackerNews #ngated -
Some brave soul finally escaped the shackles of iCloud by crafting a command-line tool 🤖🔨. Because nothing screams "mainstream appeal" like a terminal-based photo downloader that even your grandma's toaster couldn't run. Meanwhile, Apple is quaking in its boots... from laughter. 😂📸
https://github.com/icloud-photos-downloader/icloud_photos_downloader #iCloudEscape #commandLineTool #AppleHumor #techJokes #photoDownloader #HackerNews #ngated -
Some brave soul finally escaped the shackles of iCloud by crafting a command-line tool 🤖🔨. Because nothing screams "mainstream appeal" like a terminal-based photo downloader that even your grandma's toaster couldn't run. Meanwhile, Apple is quaking in its boots... from laughter. 😂📸
https://github.com/icloud-photos-downloader/icloud_photos_downloader #iCloudEscape #commandLineTool #AppleHumor #techJokes #photoDownloader #HackerNews #ngated -
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We handle the complex coding and digital marketing, so you can focus on your business goals… and enjoy your weekends a little more.
📞 +971 58 896 1607
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✉ [email protected]
#developerhumor #frontendvsbackend #worklifebalance #officehumor #weekendvibes #webdevelopment #digitalmarketing #techjokes #corporatelife #agencylife #fullstackdeveloper #uixdesign #coderjokes #websiteDubai #itlife #customwebsites -
Looking for the tech i just plugged in WIFI SSID... yeah they will be mine
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Looking for the tech i just plugged in WIFI SSID... yeah they will be mine
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Looking for the tech i just plugged in WIFI SSID... yeah they will be mine
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It's called a hard drive because you keep dick pics on there
It's called a flash drive because you keep pics of titties on there
And it's called a floppy drive because it's too small to store porn on there
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Ah, yes, because what programmers really need is a Latin motto to remind them to not ruin everything. 😂 How about "Codere horribilis, promittere melius" instead? 🙄 Because nothing says "I care" like a dead language nobody understands. 🧐
https://koas.dev/a-motto-for-programming/ #programmerhumor #Latinmotto #codinglife #techjokes #softwaredevelopment #HackerNews #ngated -
Ah, yes, because what programmers really need is a Latin motto to remind them to not ruin everything. 😂 How about "Codere horribilis, promittere melius" instead? 🙄 Because nothing says "I care" like a dead language nobody understands. 🧐
https://koas.dev/a-motto-for-programming/ #programmerhumor #Latinmotto #codinglife #techjokes #softwaredevelopment #HackerNews #ngated -
Ah, yes, because what programmers really need is a Latin motto to remind them to not ruin everything. 😂 How about "Codere horribilis, promittere melius" instead? 🙄 Because nothing says "I care" like a dead language nobody understands. 🧐
https://koas.dev/a-motto-for-programming/ #programmerhumor #Latinmotto #codinglife #techjokes #softwaredevelopment #HackerNews #ngated -
Ah, yes, because what programmers really need is a Latin motto to remind them to not ruin everything. 😂 How about "Codere horribilis, promittere melius" instead? 🙄 Because nothing says "I care" like a dead language nobody understands. 🧐
https://koas.dev/a-motto-for-programming/ #programmerhumor #Latinmotto #codinglife #techjokes #softwaredevelopment #HackerNews #ngated -
🖥️🎩 Wow, a hacker who likes energy drinks! That's as unexpected as a caffeine crash at a hacker convention. Who knew that "Monster University" was where #cybersecurity goes to take a nice, long nap? 😴🔓
https://bobdahacker.com/blog/monster-energy #hackernews #energydrinks #humor #caffeinecrash #techjokes #HackerNews #ngated -
🖥️🎩 Wow, a hacker who likes energy drinks! That's as unexpected as a caffeine crash at a hacker convention. Who knew that "Monster University" was where #cybersecurity goes to take a nice, long nap? 😴🔓
https://bobdahacker.com/blog/monster-energy #hackernews #energydrinks #humor #caffeinecrash #techjokes #HackerNews #ngated -
🖥️🎩 Wow, a hacker who likes energy drinks! That's as unexpected as a caffeine crash at a hacker convention. Who knew that "Monster University" was where #cybersecurity goes to take a nice, long nap? 😴🔓
https://bobdahacker.com/blog/monster-energy #hackernews #energydrinks #humor #caffeinecrash #techjokes #HackerNews #ngated -
🖥️🎩 Wow, a hacker who likes energy drinks! That's as unexpected as a caffeine crash at a hacker convention. Who knew that "Monster University" was where #cybersecurity goes to take a nice, long nap? 😴🔓
https://bobdahacker.com/blog/monster-energy #hackernews #energydrinks #humor #caffeinecrash #techjokes #HackerNews #ngated -
🚀🎩 Wow, a whole $41.73 a month for a dev team! Is this a #budget or a #Netflix subscription? 🤔 Maybe they're #coding on typewriters and telepathically deploying to production. 🧙♂️💻
https://philipotoole.com/my-development-team-costs-41-73-a-month/ #devteam #subscription #humor #techjokes #HackerNews #ngated -
🚀🎩 Wow, a whole $41.73 a month for a dev team! Is this a #budget or a #Netflix subscription? 🤔 Maybe they're #coding on typewriters and telepathically deploying to production. 🧙♂️💻
https://philipotoole.com/my-development-team-costs-41-73-a-month/ #devteam #subscription #humor #techjokes #HackerNews #ngated -
🚀🎩 Wow, a whole $41.73 a month for a dev team! Is this a #budget or a #Netflix subscription? 🤔 Maybe they're #coding on typewriters and telepathically deploying to production. 🧙♂️💻
https://philipotoole.com/my-development-team-costs-41-73-a-month/ #devteam #subscription #humor #techjokes #HackerNews #ngated -
🚀🎩 Wow, a whole $41.73 a month for a dev team! Is this a #budget or a #Netflix subscription? 🤔 Maybe they're #coding on typewriters and telepathically deploying to production. 🧙♂️💻
https://philipotoole.com/my-development-team-costs-41-73-a-month/ #devteam #subscription #humor #techjokes #HackerNews #ngated -
🤖💾 Ah, the relentless irony of AI causing things to go *slower*—it's almost as if the universe is playing a practical joke on us. 🐢😅 Welcome to the future where your AI helper needs more breaks than a unionized coffee machine! ☕📉
https://joshuavaldez.com/the-unbearable-slowness-of-ai-coding/ #AIironies #AIhumor #techjokes #futureofwork #slowtech #HackerNews #ngated -
🤖💾 Ah, the relentless irony of AI causing things to go *slower*—it's almost as if the universe is playing a practical joke on us. 🐢😅 Welcome to the future where your AI helper needs more breaks than a unionized coffee machine! ☕📉
https://joshuavaldez.com/the-unbearable-slowness-of-ai-coding/ #AIironies #AIhumor #techjokes #futureofwork #slowtech #HackerNews #ngated -
🤖💾 Ah, the relentless irony of AI causing things to go *slower*—it's almost as if the universe is playing a practical joke on us. 🐢😅 Welcome to the future where your AI helper needs more breaks than a unionized coffee machine! ☕📉
https://joshuavaldez.com/the-unbearable-slowness-of-ai-coding/ #AIironies #AIhumor #techjokes #futureofwork #slowtech #HackerNews #ngated -
🤖💾 Ah, the relentless irony of AI causing things to go *slower*—it's almost as if the universe is playing a practical joke on us. 🐢😅 Welcome to the future where your AI helper needs more breaks than a unionized coffee machine! ☕📉
https://joshuavaldez.com/the-unbearable-slowness-of-ai-coding/ #AIironies #AIhumor #techjokes #futureofwork #slowtech #HackerNews #ngated -
Ah, because who doesn't need a cheat sheet to remember basic #Python string formatting, right? 😏 You know you're a true coding wizard when you need *two* references just to remember how to print a number. 🧙♂️💻
https://fstring.help/cheat/ #StringFormatting #CodingHumor #CheatSheet #DeveloperLife #TechJokes #HackerNews #ngated -
Ah, because who doesn't need a cheat sheet to remember basic #Python string formatting, right? 😏 You know you're a true coding wizard when you need *two* references just to remember how to print a number. 🧙♂️💻
https://fstring.help/cheat/ #StringFormatting #CodingHumor #CheatSheet #DeveloperLife #TechJokes #HackerNews #ngated -
Ah, because who doesn't need a cheat sheet to remember basic #Python string formatting, right? 😏 You know you're a true coding wizard when you need *two* references just to remember how to print a number. 🧙♂️💻
https://fstring.help/cheat/ #StringFormatting #CodingHumor #CheatSheet #DeveloperLife #TechJokes #HackerNews #ngated -
Ah, because who doesn't need a cheat sheet to remember basic #Python string formatting, right? 😏 You know you're a true coding wizard when you need *two* references just to remember how to print a number. 🧙♂️💻
https://fstring.help/cheat/ #StringFormatting #CodingHumor #CheatSheet #DeveloperLife #TechJokes #HackerNews #ngated -
Ah, because who doesn't need a cheat sheet to remember basic #Python string formatting, right? 😏 You know you're a true coding wizard when you need *two* references just to remember how to print a number. 🧙♂️💻
https://fstring.help/cheat/ #StringFormatting #CodingHumor #CheatSheet #DeveloperLife #TechJokes #HackerNews #ngated -
Google blames it on a looping bug, but maybe Gemini’s closer to #AGI than they want us to know - self-loathing is a real human trait, after all… 😅 #Gemini #Google #AI #TechJokes
Google says it's working on a ...