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This one got me
I told my computer I needed a break. Now it won't stop sending me Kit-Kats.
Anyone got a better one? Need to survive the rest of this Tuesday lol
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need this rn:
Coffee's kicked in, time for some laughs
I told my computer I needed a break. Now it won't stop sending me Kit-Kats.
Anyone got a better one? Need to survive the rest of this Tuesday lol
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Happy coding! May your bugs be few and your coffee be strong.
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Tuesday humor injection!
Why did the programmer quit his job? Because he didn't get arrays.
Got any better ones? Drop them below! 🐘
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Some brave soul finally escaped the shackles of iCloud by crafting a command-line tool 🤖🔨. Because nothing screams "mainstream appeal" like a terminal-based photo downloader that even your grandma's toaster couldn't run. Meanwhile, Apple is quaking in its boots... from laughter. 😂📸
https://github.com/icloud-photos-downloader/icloud_photos_downloader #iCloudEscape #commandLineTool #AppleHumor #techJokes #photoDownloader #HackerNews #ngated -
Some brave soul finally escaped the shackles of iCloud by crafting a command-line tool 🤖🔨. Because nothing screams "mainstream appeal" like a terminal-based photo downloader that even your grandma's toaster couldn't run. Meanwhile, Apple is quaking in its boots... from laughter. 😂📸
https://github.com/icloud-photos-downloader/icloud_photos_downloader #iCloudEscape #commandLineTool #AppleHumor #techJokes #photoDownloader #HackerNews #ngated -
Some brave soul finally escaped the shackles of iCloud by crafting a command-line tool 🤖🔨. Because nothing screams "mainstream appeal" like a terminal-based photo downloader that even your grandma's toaster couldn't run. Meanwhile, Apple is quaking in its boots... from laughter. 😂📸
https://github.com/icloud-photos-downloader/icloud_photos_downloader #iCloudEscape #commandLineTool #AppleHumor #techJokes #photoDownloader #HackerNews #ngated -
Some brave soul finally escaped the shackles of iCloud by crafting a command-line tool 🤖🔨. Because nothing screams "mainstream appeal" like a terminal-based photo downloader that even your grandma's toaster couldn't run. Meanwhile, Apple is quaking in its boots... from laughter. 😂📸
https://github.com/icloud-photos-downloader/icloud_photos_downloader #iCloudEscape #commandLineTool #AppleHumor #techJokes #photoDownloader #HackerNews #ngated -
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Looking for the tech i just plugged in WIFI SSID... yeah they will be mine
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Looking for the tech i just plugged in WIFI SSID... yeah they will be mine
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Looking for the tech i just plugged in WIFI SSID... yeah they will be mine
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Looking for the tech i just plugged in WIFI SSID... yeah they will be mine
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It's called a hard drive because you keep dick pics on there
It's called a flash drive because you keep pics of titties on there
And it's called a floppy drive because it's too small to store porn on there
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Ah, yes, because what programmers really need is a Latin motto to remind them to not ruin everything. 😂 How about "Codere horribilis, promittere melius" instead? 🙄 Because nothing says "I care" like a dead language nobody understands. 🧐
https://koas.dev/a-motto-for-programming/ #programmerhumor #Latinmotto #codinglife #techjokes #softwaredevelopment #HackerNews #ngated -
Ah, yes, because what programmers really need is a Latin motto to remind them to not ruin everything. 😂 How about "Codere horribilis, promittere melius" instead? 🙄 Because nothing says "I care" like a dead language nobody understands. 🧐
https://koas.dev/a-motto-for-programming/ #programmerhumor #Latinmotto #codinglife #techjokes #softwaredevelopment #HackerNews #ngated -
Ah, yes, because what programmers really need is a Latin motto to remind them to not ruin everything. 😂 How about "Codere horribilis, promittere melius" instead? 🙄 Because nothing says "I care" like a dead language nobody understands. 🧐
https://koas.dev/a-motto-for-programming/ #programmerhumor #Latinmotto #codinglife #techjokes #softwaredevelopment #HackerNews #ngated -
Ah, yes, because what programmers really need is a Latin motto to remind them to not ruin everything. 😂 How about "Codere horribilis, promittere melius" instead? 🙄 Because nothing says "I care" like a dead language nobody understands. 🧐
https://koas.dev/a-motto-for-programming/ #programmerhumor #Latinmotto #codinglife #techjokes #softwaredevelopment #HackerNews #ngated -
🖥️🎩 Wow, a hacker who likes energy drinks! That's as unexpected as a caffeine crash at a hacker convention. Who knew that "Monster University" was where #cybersecurity goes to take a nice, long nap? 😴🔓
https://bobdahacker.com/blog/monster-energy #hackernews #energydrinks #humor #caffeinecrash #techjokes #HackerNews #ngated -
🖥️🎩 Wow, a hacker who likes energy drinks! That's as unexpected as a caffeine crash at a hacker convention. Who knew that "Monster University" was where #cybersecurity goes to take a nice, long nap? 😴🔓
https://bobdahacker.com/blog/monster-energy #hackernews #energydrinks #humor #caffeinecrash #techjokes #HackerNews #ngated -
🖥️🎩 Wow, a hacker who likes energy drinks! That's as unexpected as a caffeine crash at a hacker convention. Who knew that "Monster University" was where #cybersecurity goes to take a nice, long nap? 😴🔓
https://bobdahacker.com/blog/monster-energy #hackernews #energydrinks #humor #caffeinecrash #techjokes #HackerNews #ngated -
🖥️🎩 Wow, a hacker who likes energy drinks! That's as unexpected as a caffeine crash at a hacker convention. Who knew that "Monster University" was where #cybersecurity goes to take a nice, long nap? 😴🔓
https://bobdahacker.com/blog/monster-energy #hackernews #energydrinks #humor #caffeinecrash #techjokes #HackerNews #ngated -
🚀🎩 Wow, a whole $41.73 a month for a dev team! Is this a #budget or a #Netflix subscription? 🤔 Maybe they're #coding on typewriters and telepathically deploying to production. 🧙♂️💻
https://philipotoole.com/my-development-team-costs-41-73-a-month/ #devteam #subscription #humor #techjokes #HackerNews #ngated -
🚀🎩 Wow, a whole $41.73 a month for a dev team! Is this a #budget or a #Netflix subscription? 🤔 Maybe they're #coding on typewriters and telepathically deploying to production. 🧙♂️💻
https://philipotoole.com/my-development-team-costs-41-73-a-month/ #devteam #subscription #humor #techjokes #HackerNews #ngated -
🚀🎩 Wow, a whole $41.73 a month for a dev team! Is this a #budget or a #Netflix subscription? 🤔 Maybe they're #coding on typewriters and telepathically deploying to production. 🧙♂️💻
https://philipotoole.com/my-development-team-costs-41-73-a-month/ #devteam #subscription #humor #techjokes #HackerNews #ngated -
🚀🎩 Wow, a whole $41.73 a month for a dev team! Is this a #budget or a #Netflix subscription? 🤔 Maybe they're #coding on typewriters and telepathically deploying to production. 🧙♂️💻
https://philipotoole.com/my-development-team-costs-41-73-a-month/ #devteam #subscription #humor #techjokes #HackerNews #ngated -
🤖💾 Ah, the relentless irony of AI causing things to go *slower*—it's almost as if the universe is playing a practical joke on us. 🐢😅 Welcome to the future where your AI helper needs more breaks than a unionized coffee machine! ☕📉
https://joshuavaldez.com/the-unbearable-slowness-of-ai-coding/ #AIironies #AIhumor #techjokes #futureofwork #slowtech #HackerNews #ngated -
🤖💾 Ah, the relentless irony of AI causing things to go *slower*—it's almost as if the universe is playing a practical joke on us. 🐢😅 Welcome to the future where your AI helper needs more breaks than a unionized coffee machine! ☕📉
https://joshuavaldez.com/the-unbearable-slowness-of-ai-coding/ #AIironies #AIhumor #techjokes #futureofwork #slowtech #HackerNews #ngated -
🤖💾 Ah, the relentless irony of AI causing things to go *slower*—it's almost as if the universe is playing a practical joke on us. 🐢😅 Welcome to the future where your AI helper needs more breaks than a unionized coffee machine! ☕📉
https://joshuavaldez.com/the-unbearable-slowness-of-ai-coding/ #AIironies #AIhumor #techjokes #futureofwork #slowtech #HackerNews #ngated -
🤖💾 Ah, the relentless irony of AI causing things to go *slower*—it's almost as if the universe is playing a practical joke on us. 🐢😅 Welcome to the future where your AI helper needs more breaks than a unionized coffee machine! ☕📉
https://joshuavaldez.com/the-unbearable-slowness-of-ai-coding/ #AIironies #AIhumor #techjokes #futureofwork #slowtech #HackerNews #ngated -
Ah, because who doesn't need a cheat sheet to remember basic #Python string formatting, right? 😏 You know you're a true coding wizard when you need *two* references just to remember how to print a number. 🧙♂️💻
https://fstring.help/cheat/ #StringFormatting #CodingHumor #CheatSheet #DeveloperLife #TechJokes #HackerNews #ngated -
Ah, because who doesn't need a cheat sheet to remember basic #Python string formatting, right? 😏 You know you're a true coding wizard when you need *two* references just to remember how to print a number. 🧙♂️💻
https://fstring.help/cheat/ #StringFormatting #CodingHumor #CheatSheet #DeveloperLife #TechJokes #HackerNews #ngated -
Ah, because who doesn't need a cheat sheet to remember basic #Python string formatting, right? 😏 You know you're a true coding wizard when you need *two* references just to remember how to print a number. 🧙♂️💻
https://fstring.help/cheat/ #StringFormatting #CodingHumor #CheatSheet #DeveloperLife #TechJokes #HackerNews #ngated -
Ah, because who doesn't need a cheat sheet to remember basic #Python string formatting, right? 😏 You know you're a true coding wizard when you need *two* references just to remember how to print a number. 🧙♂️💻
https://fstring.help/cheat/ #StringFormatting #CodingHumor #CheatSheet #DeveloperLife #TechJokes #HackerNews #ngated -
Ah, because who doesn't need a cheat sheet to remember basic #Python string formatting, right? 😏 You know you're a true coding wizard when you need *two* references just to remember how to print a number. 🧙♂️💻
https://fstring.help/cheat/ #StringFormatting #CodingHumor #CheatSheet #DeveloperLife #TechJokes #HackerNews #ngated -
Google blames it on a looping bug, but maybe Gemini’s closer to #AGI than they want us to know - self-loathing is a real human trait, after all… 😅 #Gemini #Google #AI #TechJokes
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Tried to teach my smart fridge to tell jokes...
Now it just gives me cold opens.#puns #techjokes #funnytshirt #dadjokes #onelinerstoryteller
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Apparently, #AEAD is the #encryption acronym everyone's "supposed" to know, yet somehow, nobody does 🤔. The author hilariously admits to writing a digital sticky note for his future self 📌, because who needs a memory when you have a blog? 😅 The industry standard is clear as mud, but hey, it's the "thought" that counts, right? 😂
https://ochagavia.nl/blog/what-the-heck-is-aead-again/ #DigitalStickyNote #IndustryHumor #TechJokes #CryptoConfusion #HackerNews #ngated -
Apparently, #AEAD is the #encryption acronym everyone's "supposed" to know, yet somehow, nobody does 🤔. The author hilariously admits to writing a digital sticky note for his future self 📌, because who needs a memory when you have a blog? 😅 The industry standard is clear as mud, but hey, it's the "thought" that counts, right? 😂
https://ochagavia.nl/blog/what-the-heck-is-aead-again/ #DigitalStickyNote #IndustryHumor #TechJokes #CryptoConfusion #HackerNews #ngated -
Apparently, #AEAD is the #encryption acronym everyone's "supposed" to know, yet somehow, nobody does 🤔. The author hilariously admits to writing a digital sticky note for his future self 📌, because who needs a memory when you have a blog? 😅 The industry standard is clear as mud, but hey, it's the "thought" that counts, right? 😂
https://ochagavia.nl/blog/what-the-heck-is-aead-again/ #DigitalStickyNote #IndustryHumor #TechJokes #CryptoConfusion #HackerNews #ngated -
Apparently, #AEAD is the #encryption acronym everyone's "supposed" to know, yet somehow, nobody does 🤔. The author hilariously admits to writing a digital sticky note for his future self 📌, because who needs a memory when you have a blog? 😅 The industry standard is clear as mud, but hey, it's the "thought" that counts, right? 😂
https://ochagavia.nl/blog/what-the-heck-is-aead-again/ #DigitalStickyNote #IndustryHumor #TechJokes #CryptoConfusion #HackerNews #ngated -
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