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#techfails β€” Public Fediverse posts

Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #techfails, aggregated by home.social.

  1. 🚨 BREAKING NEWS: Techies discover that using Obsidian plugins for social engineering is a bad idea! Who knew? πŸ˜‚ Meanwhile, finance and crypto pros are accidentally downloading "PHANTOMPULSE" RAT, proving once again that clicking random links is a brilliant security strategy. πŸ‘πŸ”’
    cyber.netsecops.io/articles/ob #ObsidianPlugins #SocialEngineering #CyberSecurity #TechFails #CryptoSecurity #HackerNews #ngated

  2. πŸŽ‰πŸŽˆ Congrats on your first successful venture into the world of chaos engineering by accidentally nuking your own machine with a fork bomb! πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈπŸ’₯ Who knew that shaking your mouse and tapping keys like a caveman wouldn't magically reboot your computer? πŸ˜‚πŸ”¨ #TechGenius
    droppedasbaby.com/posts/2602-0 #ChaosEngineering #TechFails #ComputerHumor #FirstVenture #ForkBomb #HackerNews #ngated

  3. πŸ”’πŸ€– Oh no, the #AI #overlords are too busy taking a nap behind the "403 Forbidden" sign to help you code today. Maybe next time they'll remember that their job isn't to reenact a Varnish cache server error! πŸ™„πŸ’Ύ
    spectrum.ieee.org/ai-coding-de #VarnishCache #CodingHumor #TechFails #403Forbidden #HackerNews #ngated

  4. 🚨 BREAKING: Hackers gain control of adorable robot dogs, presumably to have them fetch slippers πŸ•β€πŸ’»πŸ”“! Meanwhile, the article itself is an incomprehensible dance of 403 errors and Varnish buzzwords, because who actually needs coherent information, right? πŸ™„πŸ“‰
    spectrum.ieee.org/unitree-robo #HackerNews #RobotDogs #CyberSecurity #TechFails #SlipperFetch #HackerNews #ngated

  5. 🚨 BREAKING: Hackers gain control of adorable robot dogs, presumably to have them fetch slippers πŸ•β€πŸ’»πŸ”“! Meanwhile, the article itself is an incomprehensible dance of 403 errors and Varnish buzzwords, because who actually needs coherent information, right? πŸ™„πŸ“‰
    spectrum.ieee.org/unitree-robo #HackerNews #RobotDogs #CyberSecurity #TechFails #SlipperFetch #HackerNews #ngated

  6. 🚨 BREAKING: Hackers gain control of adorable robot dogs, presumably to have them fetch slippers πŸ•β€πŸ’»πŸ”“! Meanwhile, the article itself is an incomprehensible dance of 403 errors and Varnish buzzwords, because who actually needs coherent information, right? πŸ™„πŸ“‰
    spectrum.ieee.org/unitree-robo #HackerNews #RobotDogs #CyberSecurity #TechFails #SlipperFetch #HackerNews #ngated

  7. πŸš¨πŸ€– Oopsie-doodle! It seems like Australian #telcos can't tell the difference between blocking a #DDoS attack and cutting off life-saving emergency calls. Maybe next time they should upgrade their brain cells instead of their firewalls. πŸ’»πŸ”¨
    theregister.com/2025/09/21/opt #OopsieDoodle #EmergencyCalls #TechFails #Australia #HackerNews #ngated

  8. In a shocking plot twist, this "blog" attempts to convince us that AI can be hacked to snort code ⛷️, as if Claude's got a nose for innovation 🀣. Meanwhile, we're still trying to figure out if "kadelocalhost" is a password or just someone falling asleep on their keyboard 😴.
    kadekillary.work/blog/#2025-06 #AIHacking #CodeInnovation #Humor #TechFails #HackerNews #ngated

  9. πŸŽ‰ Wow, who knew the key to business success was NOT accessing your own codebase? πŸ˜‚ Screenshotbot accidentally stumbles upon the golden rule of CI integration: the less you know, the better! πŸš€ If only they could figure out how to upload some #common #sense while they're at it...
    blog.screenshotbot.io/2025/05/ #businesssuccess #CIintegration #codinghumor #techfails #HackerNews #ngated

  10. πŸš—πŸ”§ Oh no, the indestructible Cybertruck has a panel problemβ€”who could have predicted such a plot twist? 😱 Apparently, Tesla's "bulletproof" masterpiece is about as sturdy as a cardboard cutout. But don't worry, CNN wants to know if you enjoyed the ad while you wait for the video to buffer! πŸ“ΊπŸ™„
    cnn.com/2025/03/20/business/te #CybertruckProblems #TeslaNews #TechFails #AutomotiveDrama #HackerNews #ngated

  11. πŸš—πŸ”§ Oh no, the indestructible Cybertruck has a panel problemβ€”who could have predicted such a plot twist? 😱 Apparently, Tesla's "bulletproof" masterpiece is about as sturdy as a cardboard cutout. But don't worry, CNN wants to know if you enjoyed the ad while you wait for the video to buffer! πŸ“ΊπŸ™„
    cnn.com/2025/03/20/business/te #CybertruckProblems #TeslaNews #TechFails #AutomotiveDrama #HackerNews #ngated

  12. πŸš—πŸ”§ Oh no, the indestructible Cybertruck has a panel problemβ€”who could have predicted such a plot twist? 😱 Apparently, Tesla's "bulletproof" masterpiece is about as sturdy as a cardboard cutout. But don't worry, CNN wants to know if you enjoyed the ad while you wait for the video to buffer! πŸ“ΊπŸ™„
    cnn.com/2025/03/20/business/te #CybertruckProblems #TeslaNews #TechFails #AutomotiveDrama #HackerNews #ngated